Haremuh:
did my test today, after much delay
plenty people with adequate tablet to use
panel interview is tomorrow

Edondo2018:
Since it's just test, you can go. Just tell them you will make the certificate available during documentation

Lordseyad:
wao.... Swift... Thanks alot...

Edondo2018:
You must have your original WAEC certificate. NECO certificate is not acceptable. The grades on your waec result does not matter. What they are after is the date of birth written on the certificate

Zimri:


We breathe in oxygen and we breathe out carbondioxide. So why the shortage?

Topestbilly:
These are what were revealed to me So Bash not the Anointed one.

1.Nairaland founder real identity will be reveal. 

2. A popular mod will disappoint many nairalanders by not pushing their snake threads to promise land.

3. alBHAGDADI shall convert to Islam.

4. makydebbie she'll lose her Vcard for the 3rd time.

5. Lefulefu will become a Rev father and deactivate his NL account.

6. The flat headed & Afonja E-warriors will gang up to fight the Hausas.

7. NwaAmaikpe will remain that effing troll and will be more popular than myd44. 

8. Airforce1 threads will hit 20000 views and 15000 posts yet none of it will make FP.

9. An always online NLder goes by the name Dollyjoy will be less active on NL this year because of her wedding preparations.

10. A Nlder Sinaj will have numerous BF's to choose from this year but none of them will impress her at the end.  

11. Tonsin2much shall finally decode  Estharfabian maths profile to extract her digits but he'll find out she gave the line to her 7years old sister already ( which kind life be this) 

12. A pretty Nlder will engage in stupidity post to dethrone mamagee3 but she'll fail. 

13. Sensible topic master Explorers will be giving an offer as a mod but he'll insist on buying shares from NL owner which will lead to 2years Ban.

14. Berlyn1 many years wish to meet lala will be granted this year. 

15. I see terrible things. Other sections will decline as Romance will gain more weight. 

16  A pretty and busty badaoyeyemi will emerge the winner of Miss Nairaland 2017 2018.

Please Only the anointed ones should add their prophecies  

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Thank you! 

sexybbstar:
Name - Blessing star
Age-19xx
Occupation - xxxxxxx
Status- Dating
Those I like - shinarlaura, lalas247, lalasticlala, lefulefu, Deadrat, victornezzar, adaksbullet, divay22 greiboy MyTime3, Toks2008, vizkiz Martin0
Those I dislike - None (why should I hate someone I've not seen before and I may never see throughout my lifetime)
Annoying ones - None
Those I can't help but read their post - Tosyne2much Toks2008, lalasticlala
Those I follow and I wish they follow back - Seun
Why I follow the ones I'm following - Because they are responsible people. I study people before following them.
Nairalanders that has sent me most pm - more than 10,so let me keep quiet.
Average pms in a day - As a new member, I received up to 30 in a day but presently, at least 8
Romancelander I ignore - The childish ones
Fake Nairalander- who do I know?
One night stand - Djeezy
Crush - kulboy
Why? - He's handsome. The Looks over the cash
Favourite Romancelander - Tosyne2much
Favourite mod - lalasticlala
Funniest Nairalander- adaksbullet
NLer with the best threads- Toks2008, tosyne2much
Romancelander(s) diary you stalk- I don't read diaries
Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but not anymore - samurai, we just stopped talking for no reason.
Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she
doesn’t know- MhizzAJ
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- None
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real
life- All my offline friends except one
NLer(S) you consider smart- lefulefu Badaoyeyemi
NL member that tries too hard- I do it know
NLer(s) you find intriguing- Seun
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another
NLer - It's too late to fail Amen
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- Airforce1
Which other sections do you visit except romance? Family, food, religion
Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section - Blackhawk01, makydebbie, dollyjoy dimples123 Benita27
Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to
know each other. Adaksbullet
Who do u often agree with - lefulefu Deadrat
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) Djeezy
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) Nobody ugly o
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy - lefulefu and shinarlaura
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who
takes things too serious). They are plenty
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- I don't know
In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this
2017 (Positively or Negatively) - I've received several mouth watering offers from Nairalanders who considered me worth of the offer we don't even quote each other
Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational
quote) - It's too late to fail Amen
Shoutout to: Tosyne2much, Toks2008, lefulefu lalasticlala seun shinarlaura lalas247 greiboy divay22 Deadrat MyTime3.. Just too many to mention. I LOVE YOU ALL

Papiikush:

what's with that face?

biodunjazz:
I like it when a girl smile like dis way u smiling on ur profile.. Don't worry I will cast the votes for u .. Miss Nairaland

adewumiopeyemi:
Yeah I spend 3 years in jumia den

ifex370:
When next I go out.. I'm getting me a Glo sim

sirvictor21:
Abeg Mr poster ,hw much has they deposited in ur account for uploading dia pix nd telling us abt dem hia......some guys jst need to go and buy sense

EmperorLee:



Yay yay, i think you should join the whatsapp group then so you won't miss out on any info.


Watchu doing in Ib though ? That's my hood, you know

EmperorLee:



Not bad at all. I am guessing you are in lagos. If i am right, will you be popping up at the party ?

EmperorLee:
Badaoyeyemi, our 'uncrowned' Miss Nairaland . How are you darl ?

whitebeard:
never heard of her..!!

Topestbilly:
Badaoyeyemi comma choose ooo

Topestbilly:



Confamu ni apartee werey.




Team Badaoyeyemi

EmperorLee:


Oya sha'n je boya mo ma support eh

donbrowser:

Throughout this Miss Nairaland period, every other pic I see apart from badaoyeyemi own is just blank.


Badaoyeyemi I know, Badaoyeyemi I trust

LastMumu:

I hate it when some men with their hypocritical big mouth complain about the 'decency' of Nigerian ladies and about how they are so 'loose' nowadays. They complain as if the girls are having sex with themselves, as if the girls are the ones chasing themselves, therefore girls should only be blamed for all the moral decadence evident in our society today.
"women are cheap, you can seduce with 5 naira "
" women nowadays like dick too much, they are so unlike our mothers"

These 'cheap women' who do they lay with? Men. The only thing virtuous ones amongst them who refuse to bend to peer pressure and refuse men sex, who comes online to rant about unromantic women her? Men. Who then still bash women left and right about how to cheap women are when infact they have been the sex-starved randy he-goats chasing women left and right for sex? Still the same _fucking men.
It takes two to tango neither can you eat your cake and have it.

DangotePikin:
What school is this?

donbrowser:

Is she still interested? I talked to her about it, she said she ain't serious about it