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Forum Games › Re: Solve This Puzzle by badaru911: 9:28am On Jul 17, 2014
There's no missing 1k. U go give your papa 49k+1k(out of the remaining change of 3k) making 50k and also go give your mama dat as well. So both making a 100k. So the 1k u kept wuld b indirectly used to pay them.
Politics › Re: Armed Robbers Who Dress Up As Women To Rob, Arrested & Paraded In Ibadan by badaru911: 5:16am On Jul 17, 2014
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Travel › Re: Nigerian Birth Certificate Needed From The National Population Commission by badaru911: 8:53am On Jul 16, 2014
Thats not a problem,its very easy to get it, xpecially the LG one. Just call a friend or family member in bauchi,tell him/her your local govment area,your date of birth, your papa and mama name. Thats all and he/she wuld go to your local govment 4 u and get it not more dan 2 days but he gat to put sumtin in their hands o. While the NPC can b done anywhere in 9ja but i havnt done mine o. It also need puting something in their hands as well so as to be fast and removal of obstacles. Na 9ja we dey o,nothing is imposible.
Fashion › Re: Lacoste Polo Shirt Seem Sensible And Trendy by badaru911: 5:01am On Jul 16, 2014
Are u talking about LACTOSE or RALPH LAUREN. Cos the products on your site are Ralph products. And that logo on the lady polo is for ralph.
Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Marriage Barely Four Months Into The Marriage by badaru911: 1:23pm On Jul 14, 2014
Like wat lynpetra said, u need to talk to his parent. And the 1st thing u need to win them to your side esspecialy his mother by pleasing her. For his family 2b behind u,u are having an advantage. Then try to please him by making him happy and thats when you can do the talking,telling him whats hurting u and what u want so as to have a cool family and happy relatinship. And if he still continue after the talking,introduce his parent (mama) into it. And when it comes to your parant, best thing u should talk to the cool 1 thats having a hearth for you (either your papa or mama). Explain it to her/him, she/he is gonna give a good advice. The only outsider that can knw abt this should be your husband pastor.But dont rush telling him 1st o,without passing his parent,yours and the talking to him when he's happy after pleasing him. That my own opinion o.
Romance › Re: Guys I Wanna Take My GF Out On A Date In Lagos But Need Your Suggestions by badaru911: 9:54pm On Jul 12, 2014
Oniru private beach,lekki. Ride horse with ya girl by giving her back a hug. Eat and have fun. Bt dont step into da water if u and your girl don't knw how to swim. U can also take her to watch movie at silverbird,eat and walk around so that she could pick anything she want while u do the paying ( i hope the girl is not a money hungry girl sha)
Romance › Re: Please what Is Your Reaction? by badaru911: 10:49am On Jul 11, 2014
U already knw what to do, why wasting time. U had a disagreement 4 just 4 months and she's already with another guy. Telling you the truth she doesn't like u. U cant marry such a girl without having problems in the future,even going out with her 4 a long time would surely lead to a bad ending. So kick her out as fast as possible b4 she does cos she's gonna cheat on u 100%. Dont be blinded by her beauty or sex style. There're many good girls out there u can still get. So go to the river and get another one.
And when it comes 2 da sex tin,dont worry,she had already given the guy all da best sex style in da whole wide world.
Politics › Re: If Obasanjo Was Not Educated And Did Wrong, Should Others Do The Same by badaru911: 4:40am On Jul 10, 2014
Nope. But obasanjo is educated
Romance › Re: I Want To Pay Her Back... Should I Do It? by badaru911: 9:11pm On Jul 09, 2014
Dont do such a crazy thing. Just forget about it and continue with your life. And next time,never take nude pictures of yourself again.
Romance › Re: Why I Have Not Had Sex Till Today. by badaru911: 7:46pm On Jul 09, 2014
I dont think so. Evn your family life wuld b beautiful and your wife is gonna trust u. And when trust is in marriage,then expect sucex and gud things in it. I could rememba my neighbour who was V. And when he got marrid,lucky 4 him cos he got a V girl as well,they alwax disturb da whole house when they are trying to do the ''stuff'',( the lady alwax scream). So my sex expert needs to go and talk to the guy and tell him what to do. They did it and no more world war again. But 1 thing i noticed and also envy about them that they gat a cool life and really succexful,just as if they gat a midas touch where evrything turnd to gold for them. And they gat a beautiful baby. So you too can also keep yours till marriage and use it as a thing when asking GOD for something. Just knw that you are keeping a law from GOD if u aint able to keep others.
Romance › Re: Some Girls Are Terrible!!! by badaru911: 4:01pm On Jul 09, 2014
If i were u,am gonna ride along with her and pretend that i dont knw anything.And be ready to kick her out anytime.. Bt dont fall 4 dat kinda girl
Politics › Re: Infamous Radio/tv Tax by badaru911: 1:35pm On Jul 09, 2014
it's the federal government that started it. the FG jos announced that starting from next year, the citizen wuld be paying a kinda levy to be watching Nigerian owned stations, and I think radio station is also included. And those stations are NTA and radio Nigeria. The FG said it's trying to bring back the radio/tv levy dat was collectd during old age and the money realized from it is gonna be for the maintenance of those stations. And dat kinda levy is in da law. So for FG trying to bring dat is like giving a go ahead for all the states government to introduce da levy. And the FG said that they are trying to copy the british style.. I don't like it as well and am not an APC or PDP, don't blame a party, but blame da government
Celebrities › Re: This Guy Had Over 30 Surgeries To Become A Female [PHOTOS] by badaru911: 5:45am On Jul 07, 2014
A man was lying in bed with his new girl.
After having great sex,she spent the next hour just rubbing his balls because it was something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it,he turned and asked her,
''why do you love rubbing my balls?''
''Becos'' she replied
''I really miss mine''
Health › Re: * by badaru911:
Oh my goodness!! Somebody please tell me this is photoshop
Sports › Re: Cortana Accurately Predicting World Cup 2014 Winners by badaru911: 11:15am On Jul 05, 2014
Those into football betting,this is a big opportunity for you. Can they also use CORTANA for BABA IJEBU ( one chance) ?

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