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4rm da bull...gud evening 2 all ma beautiful lovers nd ma haters...well dis z ma findings abt a gal...GUYZZZZZZZ
Please don't make a Female Student cry because there is nothing more expensive than a lady's tears.

When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with ‘Loreal’ eyeliner (N850) and ‘Dior’ mascara (N1000). Then when it rolls down the cheek it mixes with ‘D&G’ blusher (N2500), Revelon foundation (N12,500) and Mac powder (N7500).

Finally, when it touches the lips it gets mixed with Mac ruby woo lipstick (N5500), and christian Dior lipgloss (N1800).

This means that a single drop of a lady's tear is ruining about N31,150...Especially when the tears come dey drop untop her iPhone, BBQ10 and Galaxy S4, gbese don come be that...#teambadbull# Hope u all had a great day?

You see what ASUU Strike is causing...

Chidozie Amadi
Real name: Chidozie Amadi

Nickname: Dozeman

HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from live lion, catching bullets with bare
hands, Jogging up & down mount Everest.

MY RECORD: Fought with a tyrannosaurus rex and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds... d list is much.

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone. Fluent in 10,598 languages,1st man to land on the sun.

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day.

EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the last one is now an slowpoke.

PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, When a cobra died after biting me and secondly, I roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like
to show off ...nd everyone must lyk ma post.

Ken excel: thief big money=prestige
thief small money=stil a learner..

ur head D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dere.

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JUST FOR FUN:

Go school = Strike
I no go school = illiteracy
I travel by air = Plane crash
By sea = Militants
By land = Kidnappers, bad roads and
robbers
By train = 2-days from Kano to Lagos
I go to Mosque/Church = Boko Haram
I go to village = Witchcraft
I stay at home = No work!
Wetin una want make person do??

Add Yours!!

ntroduction: Following two meetings (on Thursday 19th Sept 2013 and Friday 11th Oct 2013) of representatives
of the AVCNU (Association of Vice-Chancellors of Nigerian
Universities, led by CVC Chairman, Prof. Hamisu of VNTI ATBU)
and ASUU Representatives (led by its President, Dr. Fagge) with the Vice-President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Arc. N. Sambo, Minister of education Barr. N. Wike and others, all Vice-Chancellors have been urged to inform and enlighten academic and other staff on the following developments so that we can ensure a return to normalcy in our Universities within the shortest possible time.

CONDITIONS ADDRESSED:
1. Earned Allowances: The N30 billion already released will now be increased to N40 billion, and should be regarded only as first installment, and not a once-and-for-all payment.
Government will top it up with further releases once
Universities are through with the disbursement of this new figure of N40 billion, so Vice-Chancellors are urged to expedite this disbursement within the shortest possible time using guiding templates that have been sent by the CVC.

2. NEEDS Assessment Capital Money: Government was cognizant and mindful of the ability of Universities to effectively/efficiently utilize the N100 billion fund immediately, hence that figure. However, in addition to this N100 billion dedicated and already to be made available for 2013, N200 billion (increased from N150 billion previously agreed) will now be earmarked in the 2014 Budget as well as each of the following three-four years until the Universities are brought to world-class standard.

3. Project Prioritization: Universities will now be allowed
to determine their priorities and not be “rail-roaded” into
implementing a pre-determined set of projects with respect to the NEEDS assessment. Decisions are not to be centralized.

4. TETFund Intervention: Government assured that the operations of the TETFund will not be impaired, and that the regular TETFund intervention disbursement to Universities will continue, unaffected. So the NEEDS assessment capital outlays are in addition to regular TETFund intervention.

5. IMC: A new Implementation Monitoring Committee (IMC) for the NEEDs ASSESSMENT intervention for Universities has been set up to take over from the Suswan Committee. The new one is under the Federal Ministry of education and chaired by the Honorable Minister of education. In addition, to build confidence and ensure faithful implementation and prevent any relapse as before, the Vice President will meet quarterly with the IMC to monitor progress.

6. Blueprint: ASUU was mandated to submit a blue print for revitalizing the Universities to the Vice President.

7. Official Agreement Document: A signed document would be issued very soon to itemize the full issues on which this present consensus outlined here, brokered by AVCNU, has been reached.

8. An Appeal to Call Off Strike: The Vice-President
Sambo appealed to ASUU to call off the strike and apologized for the “take-it-or-leave-it” comments credited to the Hon Minister of Finance. All other parties present at the meetings also prevailed on the ASUU leadership to consult objectively with its members to get them to agree with what is now on the table and to call off the strike as soon as possible after the Sallah break of Tuesday/Wednesday October 15/16 2013.

9. ASUU President Responds: At both meetings, the President of ASUU thanked the VP for taking over negotiations and promised to consult with his ASUU Constituency.

We keep our fingers firmly crossed, as we await both the
official consensus agreement document and full ASUU reaction. Statesmanship from all sides is called for at this point in time.

Signed:
Prof. Mobolaji E. Aluko
Vice-Chancellor
Federal University Otuoke, FUOTUOKE.

mickeyIso: nw dts hw to do it...u want attention,go straight to d point

wu said I needed attention jst sayin ma mind dude nd yea I tink a li2 wuldnt hot 1 lyk me

See as I gentle wen I go ojo town go get ma gce certificate...badbull nd a beautiful 5n gal

Badbull shwin muscle... gal walks up 2 him nd askd if he was goin 2 weac branch nd he smiled nd ansad In a cool tune yea nd D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ both got on a keke gettin dere he brought out ma wallet 2 pay only 2 discover dat she had paid 4 2...nxt onlyn d perfect gentle man in me.

I don vex...a whole diokpala lyk me D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ onlyn nd nobdy care I don vex...a whole diokpala lyk me D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ onlyn nd nobdy care...I swear I no go naked again oya mke una start 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ beg if not ma 1st reserve ma comment.

;DWoke up strong nd shining...mawin 2 all d beautiful men nd handsome ladies in d house ;DWoke up strong nd shining...mawin 2 all d beautiful men nd handsome ladies in d house

Faith93: the hausa way of tolkn, gt me smiling...ow abt calabar?...nd btw..by HIS stripes/anointing ur healed!

tanx sis...calabar nd odas nxt onlyn.

Used vs. Loved

While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions.......sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.The next day that man committed suicide. . .Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life..... Things are to be used and people are to be loved. But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved.... In this year, let's be careful to keep this thought in mind: Things are to be used, but People are to be loved. Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become character;Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder. God bless you. If you don't pass this on nothing bad will happen; if you do, you might change someones life. Do u know the relationship between your two eyes? They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together & sleep together. Even though they never see each other. Friendship should be just like that! Life is vanity without FRIENDS. IT'S "WORLD BEST FRIENDS WEEK". Who is your best friend? Send this to all your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 7, then u are really a lovable person!

Evening 2 all...not strong but tot f pastin sum stuffs here...Ask a YORUBA man 4 his mobile number and ull hear;
Sero, Hate, Sero, Sis. Hate, Sis, Tiri, Hate, Tiri, Sefun, Sis (08068638376)
Na my "Hen Ti Hen" number be dat.

Ask an HAUSA man, Ull hear,
Tzero, Seben, Tzero, Pipe, Pipe, Seben, Por, Pipe, Por, Eleben (07055745411).
Na my Gilo Numva ve dat.
Then ask Nwa afor IGBO. Ull hear,
Not, ate, Not, Tliple tili, Dozen, Dozen, Tili (08033312123)
Kolu me Ifu you geti biziness.

Affrey: this is so dope.evening to u too bro

drugs Well tanx beauty.

A PATRI0TIC SENATOR IN NIGERIA
He was woken up by a KOREAN
Alarm clock,it said 6:30am,he
got up 4rm his CHINESE water
bed and went 2 hv his
bath.After,he dressed up in his
ITALIAN blazers and pants,puts
on his GERMAN leather shoe
with his CANADIAN gold rolex
and had a breakfast of bread
and a cup of fresh BRAZILIAN
tea.
Then he left his house 4 his
AMERICAN company in his
JAPANESE solar paneled car.he
stepped into his AUSTRALIAN
welcome mat,he relaxed on his
chair,then he tore out a sheet of
paper 4rm his BRITISH notepad
and picked up a SPANISH ballpen
and wrote 2 the government 2
stop the importation of goods
into the country...gud even all.

[color=#990000][/color] see as guyz nd babez D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ flow...chai uwa di egu oh...jst wan try dis colour 'ish' 4 d 1st tym...abeg unu kuraka biko...don't mind me I skipd igbo class.

Where dose babas nd madams wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ lead dis thread Una no jst try @ all!!! chai I luv dis thread pass vampire diaries...well Ǻ̀́♍ bck 4rm dunno lyk d return of d ripper#teamsefan#

Where dose babas nd madams wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ lead dis thread Una no jst try @ all!!! chai I luv dis thread pass vampire diaries...well Ǻ̀́♍ bck 4rm dunno lyk d return of d ripper#teamsefan#

Chai I don lost oh!!! W̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊t̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ I go do?

Adex097:
Thanks boss

uwc boss of lyf.

Nonisco: bros,do u stay in ogba?

no boss liv in tejuosho.

Adex097: @badbull, howmuch did they collect from you@ogba and what were you asked to bring for identificatn
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2k nd bring along ur printed out result nd ur passport.

Faith93: go ur second sch go collect am na...y u dey stress yasef

expenses involved...skooled in abeokuta...nd bliv me U̶̲̥̅̊ can't compare d stress.

Raining here in lag...uploaded d table 4 collection f weac result... 2011 z scheduled 4 2moro.

Abeg mke una no vex e b no grit upload.

guys dis z d tym table 4 d collection f weac result.

ditrix: i no fit lie u,i nor knw o,u fit google am or ask fr education centre

I don ask google but notin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dere...well I don enta boss no turning bck now...tanx 4 d help.

ditrix: no idea bt i knw 2008 is tomorrow

guy wat abt 2011 nd 12 Abeg ans

Off 2 ogba 2 get ma waec result...anybdy wit idea f wat year D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ r attending to 2day? Nd mawin 2 all.