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Afta I don plan 3 months salary abeg oh make e b march 27...nid 2 furnish ma rum in skool oh...btw jst got a job yestaday nd resumed 2day nd it was fun nd stressful...b4 I liv hapi xmas 2 dose dats won't swear 4 me nd 2 all wu care 2... Proudly social wrker.

[quote author=Riley_Freeman] the question na, 'wetin the matter dey find for inside Adex?' [/quote]Ǻ̀́♍ confuse question inside adex

IamTitanium: all these ones no know pass babe...smh

see insult in disguise!!! Well if I no lyk woman na W̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊t̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ I go lyk?? Man?? Mtcheew 4 U̶̲̥̅̊ jor.

Signing out: luv all d beautiful babes nd mtcheew 4 d dudes una jst plan me 2day...tanx 2 all wu kept me company by 4 now.

[quote author=Riley_Freeman] Adex, you sure you fit afford Afro so She go like chop chop o! [/quote]I agree wit U̶̲̥̅̊ boss but wait W̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊t̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ adex Dεy find inside dis matta?

odizeey: u dey among?

no oh!!! Wait among W̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊t̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊??

Ken excel: Yea i support u bro . .
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Hw far na. . Hw u dy?

U̶̲̥̅̊ Dεy support abi sir ken...now I see, una plan Ǻ̀́♍

[quote author=Riley_Freeman] lol. The people wey dey involved go soon answer you. [/quote]ha? Pple no b even person? Abeg oh I was only joking!!!

[quote author=I_am_Sylva]what.. Badbull has been...
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Well.. I'm jst giving my sis what she needs..[/quote]mtcheew sis? Ma catch U̶̲̥̅̊ 1st!

Affrey: thanks
no where

hahhaahahahahhahaahhahaha beauty f lyf...so I lost d game.

Affrey: thanks cy,aaaahaaa.refreshing

geez!!! Heart attack...dis babe don shatter ma heart oh...now third!!!

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oya gather your mat, make you commot here! [/quote]y na boss?? Wat I do 4 U̶̲̥̅̊ na?? Hope say I neva trespass shal?

[quote author=I_am_Sylva]Affrey!... Ur cold lemonade is here[/quote]mr I Ǻ̀́♍ sylva y na? I no lyk Ǻ̀́♍ oh if na play stop Ǻ̀́♍!!!

Affrey: *looks at him * can u get me a lemonade pwese,it shuld be cold but not too cold or make it hot on the side and cold on the top with straw

y not?? I can...so where shuld we mit? So I culd giv it 2 u

Adex097: Members dey troop in everyday o....we don lose count sef

I go lyk bkom minister 4 ur ministry oh...hope say vacancy Dεy shal?

[quote author=mz'helena]eeyah[/quote]geez dis babe wan ma cry oh!!! Ǻ̀́♍ 2 emotional 4 eeyah.

[quote author=Riley_Freeman] lol. This had me laughing hard. Well, not all of 'em.



baba! This your reply get as e be.



Please don't. Is nor good. tanx sir






The very first No so far.



First Yes..



How come you don't believe in miracles?



Big Amen to that.



Well, thanks for partaking Sire. [/quote]

Quatermaine: 6 yrs ni!.

Thanks boss.

Boss, my ground solid wella. Your own nko?

same 2 boss...so hw we go use do xmas na??

Adex097: Ministry dey grow o...we thank God

so hw mny new members now??

Only 2 babes onlyn?? affrey nd miss hope U̶̲̥̅̊ lyds r available? Meaning hope say no guy don mke vow cos Ǻ̀́♍ interested nd available.

Quatermaine: chairman, I hail oh.

Omo, na SC - Self control oh.

self control 4 six years?? Abi U̶̲̥̅̊ b transfer student? Any Boss I admire ur determination nd dat strength...hw ur ground Dεy na boss?

Adex097: BADbull!!! I hail o

boss f lyf na me hail pass oh...hw ur ministry boss f bosses?

Quatermaine: You be NNSS too. Dats kool. I rep PH

hmmm PH?? U̶̲̥̅̊ get mouth boss...but hw U̶̲̥̅̊ kon miss kiss 4 dat knd skool na because na only abk na b boys only

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. your last beverage= tea
2. last phone call= ose
3. last text message= Esther
4. last song you listened to= imela by nathaniel bassey
5. last time you cried = I can't recall
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice= NO
7. been cheated on= y not...galz dis days r badoos
8. kissed someone & regretted it= nah I actually luv kissing dan sex
9. lost someone special= NO
10. been depressed= Yes, but still giv tanx 2 da lord.
11. been drunk and threw up= drunk? Ǻ̀́♍ I a learner
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Purple
13. Blue
14. White
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2013)
15. Made a new friend = plenty
16. Fallen out of love= Yes
17. Laughed until you cried= Yea
18. Met someone who changed you= Yes, ma blood ma frnd nd ma half dad richy
19. Found out who your true friends were= Yes
20. Found out someone was talking about
you= NO...I Dεy pray oh...if I catch dat soul!!!
22. How many of your nl friends do you know in real life= ma hear say I knw any...but hoping 2 mit 1 @least.
23. How many kids do you want to have= na God knw dat 1
24. Do you have any pets= No
25. Do you want to change your name= 4 Y?? Oge still da best name
26. What did you do for your last birthday = drank wit frnds nd luv one
27. What time did you wake up today = 6.30 Ǻ̀́♍ or so...
28. What were you doing at midnight last
night= chatting and watching a movie
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for= 2 change 4rm badbull 2 gudbull
30. Last time you saw your mother= Ǻ̀́♍ lukin @ her now
31. What is one thing you wish you could
change about your life?= I luv ma lyf...demarco
32. What are you listening to right now = ma bro rapping
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom= No
34. What's getting on your nerves right now?= Nothing.
35. Most visited webpage= nl
36. What's your real name = ogechukwu
37. Nicknames= T~$nazz¥
38. Relationship Status = Single
39. Zodiac sign = sagittarius
40. Male or female? =
41. Elementary? = rybeka
42. Middle School = NNSS ABK
43. Highschool\College= UNIBEN
44. Hair colour = black
45. Long or short hair = short
46. Height = aprox. 6ft
47. Do you have a crush on someone?= many
48: What do you like about yourself?= every every
49. Piercings= No
50. Tattoos = No!!!
51. Righty or lefty= righty.
FIRSTS :
52. First injury =cant recaLl
53. First piercing=dont knw
54. First best friend= child hood frnd...Ebere
55. First sport you joined =baseball
56. First vacation=lemme go ask mum
58. First pair of trainers =ma dad wuld tell
59. Eating = nothing
60. Drinking = nothing
61. I'm about to = slip
62. Listening to = trace
63. Waiting on= slip
YOUR FUTURE
64. Want kids? Yes
65. Get Married? Yes
66. Career? An economist
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes= eyes oh!
68. Hugs or kisses= r U̶̲̥̅̊ kidding? Kisses
69. Shorter or taller= tall
70. Older or Younger = Younger.
71. Romantic or spontaneous =both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = both
73. Sensitive or loud = sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship = relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant= hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER :
77. Drank hard liquor= No
78. Lost glasses/contacts = yea
80. Broken someone's heart = No...mayb soon
81. Had your own heart broken = hahhahahahaahahhaha twice...an interesting experience
82. Been arrested = No
83. Turned someone down = Yes...jokingly
84. Cried when someone died = yes. my grandmom nd a frnd wich was painful.
85. Fallen for a friend? = yea
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = yes na if I no bliv maslf den Ǻ̀́♍ on a longtin
87. Miracles= No
88. Love at first sight?= yea ma 1st
89. Heaven= Yes
90. Santa Claus = 4 9ja
92. Angels= Yes
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time= Ǻ̀́♍ a christian na
95. Did you sing today? = I sing all d tym...uniben go hear!!!
97. If you could go back in time, how far
would you go? = 2009
98. If you could pick a day from last year and
relive it= 2012 Uniben pume
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?= hell No!!!
100. Posting this as 100 truths? = Yes

Dis no joke but a mind game...odizeey try b lyk akpos ...Aunty Susan was having a problem with Akpos in her class.

Akpos said 'M'am, I should be in SS3, i'm smarter than my friend Ofego and he's in SS3'.

Aunty Susan had heard enough of Akpos' complains & took him to the Principal's office.
She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Akpos with some questions that an SS3 Student should know.

PRINCIPAL : What's 3+3?
AKPOS : 6
PRINCIPAL : 6+6?
AKPOS : 12.
And so on.

The Principal asked Akpos many questions and he got them right.
The Principal then asked Aunty Susan to send Akpos to SS3.

She decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.
AUNTY SUSAN : What does a cow have 4 of, that Ï've only 2 of?
AKPOS : Legs!
AUNTY SUSAN : What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
AKPOS : Pockets!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
AKPOS : Coconut!
AUNTY SUSAN : What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, Akpos was taking charge.
AKPOS: Bubble Gum
AUNTY SUSAN : You stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
AKPOS : Tent!


The principal was looking restless.
AUNTY SUSAN : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me what am I?
AKPOS : Wedding Ring
AUNTY SUSAN : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good?
AKPOS : Nose
AUNTY SUSAN : I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver!
AKPOS : Arrow!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
AKPOS : Fork!
AUNTY SUSAN : Whats it that all men have,It's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
AKPOS : Surname
AUNTY SUSAN : What part of the man has no bone,But has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
AKPOS : Heart!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to AUNTY SUSAN : 'Send the boy to the University, I myself got the last 10 questions wrong!...

odizeey: improvement wit old story.
But it isnt eazy to do copy n past o

I knew dat dis dude was goin 2 comment...mr odizeey W̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊t̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ I do U̶̲̥̅̊ abeg

Two little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from their
neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share
the loot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the
cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the
gate but they didn’t bother to pick them since they
had enough in the bag. A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a
bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a
voice saying: “One for Me, One for YOU . “One for Me,
One for YOU”. He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he
could to the church near by for the Priest. “Father please come with me, come and witness God
and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the
voice continued: “One for Me, One for YOU, One for
Me, One for YOU…” Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said:
“What about the two at the gate? Come and see marathon! The priest almost ran past
the church gate, shouting “we are not dead yet
oooh”.

Footballer-- 1week- $300,000
Graduate -- 100yrs-- $300,000
Teacher----- 500yrs--$300,00 0
Drug dealer-- 2days- $300,000
Politician-- 24hrs--$300,000
Armed robber- 10mins-- $300,000.

Choose Your Career Wisely!!! So, if Given a Chance, what do u prefer to be??

[quote author=Doc_Miss][color=crimson]I Hate it[/color][/quote]if U̶̲̥̅̊ hate it den go 2 ur app world nd downgrade it.

odizeey: badbull pls wats d meaning of btw

odizeey U̶̲̥̅̊ mean btw?? Well 2 end Your state of confusion nd agony I don't hav a dictionary nd didn't attend secondary school so mr I must comment nd shw hw dull he z pls hlp ur poor nd uneducated bro out...ama wait 4 ur ansa so I don't get embarrassed nxt tym.

Hbd sir tunechi wish U̶̲̥̅̊ d very best in lyf...in btw U̶̲̥̅̊ born dsame as ma Dad!!!

Hbd sir tunechi wish U̶̲̥̅̊ d very best in lyf...in btw U̶̲̥̅̊ born dsame as ma Dad!!!