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[quote author=I-am-Winner]2011[/quote]ha we 4rm dsame set den...U̶̲̥̅̊ b navytown boy or U̶̲̥̅̊ jst skool dere??

Nigeria's Universities lecturers are going for a meeting In UK... So they all agree to meet at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport In Lagos.

While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By A Group Of Students From Nigeria's Universities And The Plane Was On Its First Experimental Trip... They All Ran Out Of The Plane, Except One Professor.

When He Was Asked Of The Reason Why He remained in the plane, He Said "If It Is Made By My Students, It Will Not Even Start".

That Lecture Must Be From Which University? Nd in 1 word describe d lecture.

[quote author=ugiee][/quote]lyk seriously Ojo babe?? Geez dose gals D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ kill 2011/12 set bad pass dem mke ma boiz go mad...well 9ice.#Teamnavy#

[quote author=I-am-Winner]I REP NNSS PH..[/quote]PH...hmmm badoo f lyf...wich set boss?

Droga dray: badbulllll ar u frm abk?......cus i am typical egba...omo Adigbe....... no city lyk egba,no people lyk egbas.........awa ni lomo lisabi awon ni omo olumo!!!

no skoold dere...N.N.S.S ABK nd Ǻ̀́♍ 4rm delta azin deltaian hope ma spelling iz rite

I REP ABK...WE ALWAYS ON POINT.

Church tinz...pray I get 2 lead nd not back up...Hapi sunday 2 U̶̲̥̅̊ all nd special grits 2 dose boring peeps lyk me...Love U̶̲̥̅̊ all.

Scriptural Toasting ***
BOY: Do u have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope, I don't have one.
BOY: Gen2:18 The Lord God said, It is
not good for a man to be alone. I will
make a helper suitable for him.” GIRL:
But I don't love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 Whoever does not
love does not know God, because God
is love."
GIRL: & how do I know you mean
those words. BOY: Matthew 12:34 For
out of the
abundance of the heart the mouth
speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're
loyal & honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth
will pass away, but my words will never
pass away."
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of
girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do
noble things, but you surpass them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are
altogether beautiful, my darling; there
is no flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful, u're
exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a
woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised."
GIRL: What happens if I say yes. BOY:
Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man
shall leave his father and his mother &
hold fast to his wife, & they shall
become one flesh."
GIRL: How come you know the
scriptures this much BOY: Joshua 1:8 "
This book of the Law
shall not depart from your mouth, but
you shall meditate on it day and night,
so that you may be careful to do all
that is written in it. For then you will
make your way prosperous and you will
have good success."
GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love
God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see
that the Lord is good! Blessed is the
man who takes refuge in Him. GIRL:
mmm. Ok please give me time to
think about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren,
whatever is true, whatever is
honourable, whatever is just, whatever
is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is
commendable, if there is any
excellence, if there is anything worthy
of praise, think about these things."
GIRL: oww I love you already
BOY: Revelation 22:21"Amen...mawin 2 bosses nd madams f lyf.

[quote author=chidi2pus][size=35pt]LIST OF THINGS I"LL BE WAITING


1. Naruto Shippuden episode 332...yea naruto epis 332 wuld b released 2day by 11pm or 12am...ma best manga.

exPLIcit7: dz guy eh...n0 wonder...BADBULL...c name.

nd c ur own exPLIcit...geez U̶̲̥̅̊ bad pass badbull.

Adex097: I feel you bro

hmmm senior boss D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ whine me oh...still ur loyal son...hw abt mumsy I mean ur wife??

karenkinky: Future chic? On this thread? Hmmmmmmmmm? Who has he been eyeing?

U̶̲̥̅̊...pretty karenkinky.






Lol must she b on nairaland??









Well she knw herself.

exPLIcit7: I tire my br0ther...*hisses*...well...all things w0rk f0r Good t0 them that l0ve G0d.

U̶̲̥̅̊ b gal wey U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hisses Well I hail all d badoos wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ in d house nd 2 d beautiful chics nd ma future chic 2.

MrRomantic1:
cn you elaborate on d bolded?

hahahhahahahahahahhaha not d type of WET U̶̲̥̅̊ tinking oh...btw U̶̲̥̅̊ r a badoo...wet replacing lively in ma statement.

Adex097: Lol...na you be the pioneer of this page na...wetin I won welcome you for again....btw how tejuosho??

tejuosho dry but d babes wet...urs nko??

Adex U̶̲̥̅̊ lyk 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ say wlc 2 d house ba? U̶̲̥̅̊ tell me wlc Wen I join d house Thunder shatter ur nash. ;DAdex U̶̲̥̅̊ lyk 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ say wlc 2 d house ba? U̶̲̥̅̊ tell me wlc Wen I join d house Thunder shatter ur nash.

sigidporte: hailings fam..

Happy birthday to lamar and psycho, all the best peeps.


badbull, try get in touch please.

not always online...2go nd twitter:badbull92, watsap:08168541148, bbm: 21E3BAAC.

Geez I haven't seen any1 admitted 4 social wrk y?? Abi na only me D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ d dep

WHO ARE THE REAL ROBBERS HERE=>
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in
the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to
do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s
count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell
us how much we robbed from the bank!”
This is called “Experience.”
Nowadays, experience is more important
than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police
quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.”
Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”
This is called “Killing Boredom.”
Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million.
The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”
This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called “Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?

Romanticboy1: Badbull92 aka fine boy!
I believe 2 ooo
wat did u fill in 4 nd wah were u given?

ma boss U̶̲̥̅̊ wan D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wyhne me ni?? Well tanx I put in eco-stat but was given social wrk bro.

Obeni precious: Abeg help me tell them oo. Instead of them to be praying that God should answer their prayers by providing admission for them, they are there spreading fake and unreal rumours just to frustrate those who have been admitted.

frustrate? Mtcheeeeeew 4 dat soul wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fear cos even if na fake e don sure say no mata wat dem go giv dem dere course...still. Hoping 4 da best...omo dis thread kon dry nd quiet...y Peeps don D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ lost dis days ohhhhhh.

benusi: Some people are really really funny. How can you ever imagine that the list on jamb website is fake? How else then will someone who filled Medicine as his original choice but did not fill optometry at all was given Optometry. That can only be done by the Institution the candidate filled.

For all you expecting the list to be changed on kofa site, your waiting will have no end.

yea its nt fake but I far Ǻ̀́♍ concern ma course wuld b changed wen kofa surfaces wit deirs...still watching 4rm sideview.

Guys y una jst D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ liv sum peeps behind? Sum neva get admish upon dere score...U̶̲̥̅̊ guys shuld hlp dem out wit info naw...me still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do ma research cos I get frnds wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dat position...stil hopin 4 d best...one luv 2 all wu care to hlp nd hate 2 dose wu don't giv a f**k...lol...ma babe don shw hapi outin tinz.

chaarly: Woah! Riley freeman. . . Nyc epistle. m very sure dts d longest av seen here. Ummm. . . Yo an art student ryt? Well. . . No pun intended. . Buh ah guess dts it wit art studs. . Wen eva we sit to write. . It just flows n keep flowing n flowing. . I cn evn write my own epistle 4 d persn dt changed d name f dis thread. . D persn na try at all. . I jez dnt wna post anytin coz me ah hate attenti0n. . Lyk criosly. . Y ah evn joined nairaland was coz of uniben postume. . Wantd 2b getting infos. . On d date n registration as at dt time. . Bt thnk God 4 uniben admissi0n thread last year. . It kinda helpd sha. . D persn dt changd d name f dis our thread didnt evn hav it in mind dt d 2014/15 prospective studs r gnna b needin infos t0o. . . Anywy ah jez let it b coz, . Wetin c0ncern me. . Na b me get thread. . And as c0ol as i am. . I hate mis-understandings. . Didnt wnt 2 hav any frnd b4. . . Until ah was fully admitted. . Bt tinz changd u knw. . Av "met" lotsa peepz. . Ah met my darling beezally, faithy and mickey, adex, asakel, kolade d c0median, sylvalord, mehelenalicious, karen, wont 4get d hilarious michael sokoto. . And sum othrs. . Xowie if ah 4get ur name. . . Am human. . Hehehehe. . Tis reali 1daful meetn y'all. . C0ngrats to every1 on dz thread. . Doze admitted and doze yet to. . Doze yet to. . . D bible said "kal upon me in d days f trouble n i wil deliver u" d bible also said. . . "ask n u shall reciv, seek. . U sure gnna find. . . Knock n d doOr shall b opened. . If uve d0ne these. . . Then theres no nid to fret or get urself worked up. . Jez relax n allow God 2do his work! C0ngrats in advance. . And 4 doze who hav lost hope sum hw. . Pls cheer up. . . And lyk my godfather alwys quote. . D quote of which av cum 2 undrstnd very well and like. . . " WITH A SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT THE DEVIL CAN SEE GOD" and as detivo wil alwys say. . . Pls dnt take diz pers0nal. . . All pers0nally. . . ! *beezally ah was kalin n kalin u yrtrdy o. . . Guess u wre nt wit ur f0ne. .
woah woah woah! Wait. . . Ah jez remembered dis song. . 'cheer up 4d master has come. . Cheer up 4d master has c0me. . Evry beginning has an end. . .evry nyt has a morning, evry battle has a winner. . . CHEER UP 4D MASTER HAS C0ME. . Ps. D master aint me. . Hes d lord our saviour Jesus Christ. . . GoOoOod morning!

luv ur post bro...nd gud mawin too...but d tin na say ma name no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ y Lol as if dem D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ knw ghost.

Pokemon43: Dear God pls see me tru.had 63 for medicine in delsu nd cutoff is 60 nd they said no admission given yet.God am so depressed.

if U̶̲̥̅̊ chose dem as ur 2nd choice Ǻ̀́♍ sorri cos delsu don't luk @ 2nd choice candidate...but wu knws U̶̲̥̅̊ myt still get it...dere z God wu z d main admission officer.

No social wrker here?? E b lyk say na only me dem giv dat course Omo I don buy Ǻ̀́♍ in hard currency.

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Mastino: Hehehehe, shey yur eyes still dey open till this time ni??.
As 4 me, i just dey even wake up now self, How parols na??
##Chai, my head aches a lil.. Abeg that cuban coffee still
remain.. E bi lik say i go nid sum now##




Now, This i Like.. ==> DARKMIND12 (2go)
If e bi say you haapy 2much, you fit send like 1.5k card
Mak i use resubscribe + open new congratulations thread 4 yur head





Congratulopia ma mannn,
##Buh were yu take hear this News Ni??##

an inside source...not reliable.

Mcslize: U MEAN YESTERDAY LIST IS SUPPLEMENTARY LIST? I DON'T UNDERSTAND U. WHAT U ARE SAYING NOW IS THOSE PEOPLE THAT SAW COURSE ON JAMB SITE BELONG TO SUPPLEMENTARY LIST RIGHT?

yea...but still hoping dat it changes 2 a beta course.

sigidporte: that guy that got social work, whats ur agg pls?

54

Jst got d newz dat d list released yestaday z supplement3 list nd not first...got social wrk but still hoping nd praying dat it changes 2 eco-stat...mawin 2 all d beautiful peeps.

Mastino:

Congrats Man. Buh yu did apply for Eco-Stat, Yea?
If xo wat is your Aggr??




Correct!! Na were you be dey since naaa. She yu
don see werin dey 4 groung ba??.. Did You Check Your??
**Pass Him Cuban Coffee** ##Mixed a lil Alomo-Biters##

##Anyways me and adex dey here (Based On TDB TINZ)##

yea applied 4 eco-stat but was given social wrk...pume 56 aggr 54.