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Joshuailuobe: hapi bday 2 myself...TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY..

hbd blood wish U̶̲̥̅̊ d very best in lyf...fun all d way.

Uniben resumes 9th dec...D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ finally bow.

Pokemon43: amen ooo my matric cake na me,faith adex,ken,affrey go chop am

so U̶̲̥̅̊ don already get list f peeps wey go chop ur cake...hmmm I sight ur style.

I want to say a very big thank you to you all for ur birthday wishes, I pray for God's blessing to rain on you........and to dose dat didn't wish me, I beliv u 4got(I still love u guys), I hope God keeps us alive to witness next year nd celebrate matric . AmenO

Hbd 2 me maslf nd I...wish maslf d very best in lyf...funny dis z not hw I planned 2 celebrate ma day but still I giv baba God all d praise.

Hapi new month 2 all!!!

Chuck event psych 44100 vampire diaries original tara nova naruto bleach samurai x arrow one tree hill jumong 4 gods city hunter...revolution

While odas r resuming skool activities our great uniben z takin dere stand: Reacting to the latest development, the Chairman, ASUU, UNIBEN chapter, Emina-Monye, said ASUU members were not bothered about government’s latest strategy.

He said, “They can go ahead with that. We are not perturbed. Let them call the police; let them advertise vacant positions and see how many international scholars will want to accept what Nigerian University lecturers are taking- let them go ahead...so luv dis skool.

MrRomantic1: yu guys r jas kill-joys! *
Badbull92! Yu tried! Dun mind dem! De can't do any berra!

Mr R I hail jor...Ma respect boss

[quote author=I-am-Winner]HYFR!! Rili whack![/quote) faith nd i-am-winner Srry luv is faith ur name or jst a nick name? I-am-winner?? Hahahahahhahahahaha wu z a loser here??

Godwin10: Make na help laff na..

hlp wu Abeg wu nid hlp btw our 2?? 'Make na'...U̶̲̥̅̊ no go check urslf 1st? Una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ diff 4rm na otodo.

[quote author=I_am_Sylva]whr's d joke?[/quote]kip checking

Ken excel: Oga me.....i sight u too...were u come dy?

planet pluto oh...I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do ma summer dere...abi summer don end??

Some little joke...
"ASUU" Newly Found Terminologies.
1) ASUU: A Union.
2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU.
3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU.
4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU plus Federal Government minus the students.
5) ASUUDITE: Effects of ASUU on students.
6) ASUUISM: The act of behaving like ASUU.
7) ASUUIEST: A person who doesn’t believe in ASUU.
ASUUING: Demanding and negotiating in ASUU's manner. #teamhossana#
9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU strike.
10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who demonstrates for ASUU.
11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU and the senators.
12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves ASUU.
13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear of ASUU.
14) ASUUCIDE: Act of killing an Asucrat by accident.
15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's activities.

Mawin 2 all d beautiful guyz nd cute lyds...always viewing 4rm syd line now its tym 2 start postin ma crab bck...odizeey pokemon adex ken excel Mr R nd co I sight una!!!

been long I posted here...always viewing peeps nd dere great posts... hbd 2 pretty doc_miss...wish U̶̲̥̅̊ d very best in lyf...Ǻ̀́♍ still ur loyal son #teambadbull# aka T-$nazz¥.

Mawin 2 all...Ǻ̀́♍ so high wit maltina...so hapi @ last d 4 of us gained admission in2 our preferred skool #teamyaga#

Blezy... Futo

Obotai...unilag

Rhizzy... Uniuyo

T-$nazz¥ aka badbull92... Unibest





Tank U̶̲̥̅̊ Lord...#teamyaga#

Jellyd: Nobody even wished me .......HBD ..xo nt fair

hbd miss...wish U̶̲̥̅̊ d very best in lyf...hav a funfilled day in btw where z d cake

chaarly: add bible join ooooooo

hahahhahahahahahhaha dat 1 na sure tin.

chaarly: God punish ASUU

I tell U̶̲̥̅̊ ...still adding mre 2 ma list.

Latest on vampire diaries...revealing d death of bonnie=checked

Latest on arrow...sarah sista 2 laurel z alive*shocking*= checked


Latest on originals...so checked


Naruto...checked


Chuck...checked


boondocks...checked


44100...Checked


Samurai x...checked


One tree hill...checked


White collar...checked


Lost...


Lost girl...


Da vinci demon...


Revolution...


All chinese films...


Pretty li2 liars...


Supanatural...


Revenge...


Beauty nd d beast...


Psych...


Still watching...don't knw d name.

1. MOSQUE has 6 letters so does CHURCH.
2. QURAN has 5 letters so does BIBLE.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters so does LOVE.
5. ENEMIES has 7 letters so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5 letters so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4 letters so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8 letters so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7 letters so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5 letters, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 letters so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 letters so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 letters so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 letters so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 letters so does IGNORANCE.

Are they all by a coincidence? NO!
WE should choose wisely, this means Life is like a double-edged sword.
WE should always choose the better side of Life!!!

GOod Morning all.

Z dere anytin lyk change of course in uniben?? Lyk afta Your 1st year U̶̲̥̅̊ culd switch 2 anoda course...pls nid reply so I culd knw where I stnd.

odizeey: naso dem dey do am na,no mind am,d guy too bad,bt him mk me gt the gal 2go i.d sha,i no knw hw i wan tk ask d gal bfr,thnk u droga

hahahhahahahahahhahahaha boss f bosses...U̶̲̥̅̊ get bone...oga droga srry 4 ma miss yan.

Droga dray: dt n example of a gud parent,,,bt cn droga av ur 2g id

a gud parent Meaning...boss jst ask 4 2go id abeg...yea D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ mayb gud 4rm deir angle.

Pokemon43: all dat av been admitted are mostly first choice and indigene.DEAR GOD LET YOU PERFECT WILL BE DONE CONCERNING MY ADMISSION.sacred heart of jesus i trust in you.thnks for ur concern.

mawin all... first choice yes indigene yes if its 1st choice but a big NO if its 2nd choice...speaking 4rm xperience...non-indigene most likely 2 b given sumtin even if its 2nd choice though dis z wat was used last year.

JUST WONDERING:

When a singer dies people mourn
and sing till day break
When a drunkard dies people
mourn and drink till day break
When a pastor dies people will
mourn and pray till day break
When a prostitute dies people will
mourn and ...............Till day
break
.
Fill in the gap

Na U Sabi Wetin U Write Ooh...kipin ma ghost up.

A man and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated,"We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a
horse, my wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse's
back and said'this is your first time'.
After a while ,it happened again. She patted the horse again and said'this is your second time". The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her,'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did
you kill the horse?. She gave me a grave look and said'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME".
Ever since then we have been living very happily....#teamlove# dis z wat I call tru luv.

Na wa oh...na aftanoon na una still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ rite mawin? Mtcheew 4 una jor I jst 4get say sum peeps no get clock or phone slf...well hbd 2 mr romantic boss wish U̶̲̥̅̊ d very best in lyf...in btw mawin 2 all.

Gud nyt 2 ma ogas @ d top...no nid 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ call names una knw una selves.

tsleazy: dayum i just saw this on facebook...smh everybody dey copy and paste

yea on ma fb page 2...na copy nd paste tin sure pass.

exPLIcit7: This z d 0nly part of ur p0st I l0ve...h0nestly I like people wh0 d0n't sh0w themselves...wh0 d0n't try to sh0w or make a public display of their kn0wledge,beauty e.t.c...I'm d kinda pers0n that d0n't just ch0ose bt put certain factors in place...I think there was a tym I ridiculed the name badbull...lelme ap0logize by saying I'm s0wie.

lol...senior boss I sight U̶̲̥̅̊.