Goodlady:

Are you a medical personnel?

I'm in practice ma'am.

Silentgroper:
shut up..

Could be a case of hernia

No. 😊

Exceed15:
The same to you

It's actually my zodiac sign so it's no biggie 😊

U have cancer brother.

Hi bihus21, did you freeze some of your sperm cells in case you feel like having more kids in the future?

Yes, you may ceed

Creating an app is one thing, paying for servers is another thing entirely. Like what if your application isn't popular and has little to no users? I've not even mentioned marketing the app in the overly saturated market, perhaps you're creating an idea to sell. Who knows? 🤷

I'd google "arsenal champions league titles"

You should have typed tofu instead of awara

It's Microsoft bing and duckduckgo that does it for me. Everytime!

Namaster:
"This place is like heaven, there is no noise here, and the place has not been littered."

This is why the RICHEST pastors in the world are in Nigeria in spite of the ABYSMAL exchange rate.

Pastors in the US and other first-world countries cannot use the promise of heaven to scam a lot of people like their Nigerian counterparts can.

Nobody will give a fuuuck about your promise of Eldorado after they die when EVERYTHING works as it should. Unlike Nigeria where CALAMITY and CHAOS are the order of the day.

In Nigeria, pastors will tell you to ask God to enlist angels to fight for you. But the same pastors will hire a LAWYER to fight over a land dispute.

Pastors in Nigeria will advise members to buy handkerchiefs and anointing oils for "divine healing" but jet out to Germany for routine medical checkups.

Religion should be designated a TERRORIST ORGANISATION if we want Nigeria to progress.

I'm sorry but you don't know the half of it sir.

Your message will fall on the deaf ears of wealthy men

Imagine being loved by an object 💀

So Africans only get to game only on mobile? 🤕🤭

papyjaypaul:
Is it just me that your last picture played with Scroll down, scroll up and see the black hole move

It seems you're not getting enough sleep

It's possible that you've experienced testicular torsion, but since you said it doesn't hurt anymore it's just blue ballz

Multiversed:


Lol his Tail was actually docked

I see, It's sort of clear to me now

kmaster007:
Peruvian Inca orchid dog or Mexican hairless dog

I doubt it's any of those breeds, I had thought it was but it had no tail and I called it a skin walker. I mean look at those claws! It'll eat him and his family one day

That's a skin walker! Get rid of it quick!

Omihanifa:
12 million for this car nah wa o

And with 100k miles too

Sharatan:
Na only hardcore doggy fit cause this kind of pains..
My babe be living testimony

🧢

Haha who on earth pays 59k naira for chicken skewers??!

ackifemmy:
Contact me for
Qatar Tourist visa/work visa
taiwoakinfemimgmailcom

Hello there, I think Qatar currently isn't issuing work visas. Is that true?

1• Labrador Retriever/golden Retriever
2• corgi

That's crazy! Just take your L my guy, shit happens

Mcmichaelin1:
Hiss

Herr 🐍

Reminds me of his movie with Zac Efron
"Dirty grandpa"