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The annoying thing about it is that sorry no fit quench the torment of itchy itchy on ur body and the people rendering the sorry song won't come near you sef. They will stand at a reasonable distance from you and continue to shout pele,pele sorry ehn!

Seriously, bayern don Bleep up. Leaking in goals like it is their right to concede goals... Mschtewwwwwww!!!

HALA MADRID joor!!!!

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kr0ne:
Ur goal will be useless if u don't score

hahahahaha, just answer this question yourself and be honest.
Will madrid really find it hard to score just a single goal in santiago bernabeu? Just be honest

The only problem will be who will score first, how many will casillas let in? How many will madrid score to redeem themself?

MrDojo:
I prefer bayern to win bt guadiola own too much jare ( I dey beef d guy he too sabi work )..........

D@'s why barca shuld win....+ if bayen get der and Madrid mange to get....it will be 2 in a row

barca's(if they qualify) greatest nightmare in the final is madrid(if they qualify) and also madrid most dreaded nightmare final opponent is barca, as a Madrid fan I would prefer to meet bayern in the final stage anyday anytime. Leave boss gaudiola let him do his work. Barca must learn the hard way.

kr0ne:
That might happen next season. Need I remind you that ur already out of the game? No be for my mouth u go hear am

madrid out how?... With just 2-1 deficit hahahahahahahaha.
Juve sef no fit talk that one, hope you know how important dat 1 behind dat 2 is?
Just wait till next week.

MrDojo:
Chairman....once 1 goal enta......Hmmmmmm

yes of course, once bayern drop that important lone goal.. 0-1 you mean bro?.

Just one goal from bayern and you guys will know what is up.

Up bayern.... Our strategy for the game is obviously working...
We will frustrate their smelling as.ses tonite...hahahahaha

dearpreye:
You know what I mean!

no I don't you know why?...
Because I see no different in today match and the 7up era.

Segadem:
There is nothing like keenly contested game in today's match,believe me honestly is going to be one sided in favour of barca,if Bayern no chop 3 goals make mukina2 ban me .

and ban you will surely chop after 90mins football today...
Mukina2 abeg mark this bros yellow card, he is no more on the green list. He is definitely entering the red/ban zone after 90mins.

dearpreye:
Leave that thing poo. ...This night na different one ooooo

what is different about this nite really??
Tonite it is barca vs bayern, what is new about that.

Hahahahaha look at all this barca fans boosting and talking tough....

Wait till after 90mins na ooo, Pep will decimate you guys today..,Aaaarrrggghnhh where is Robben Where is Ribbery? Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh....Oooorrrooooo

Even though we will miss Robben and is evil brother Ribbery but I still see us getting a good nice result here in camp nou.. 7-0 is still fresh on our minds..


~Wait ooo, when did I turn to a bayern fan...
HALA Madrid!!!!!!!!!!

Look at the face of the wife!!!.....

PRICELESs!!!!!!!


she is like ..."Oooohhh baby give it,........"

..Well for all dirty minds on nairaland, the groom is only performing a marriage tradition. He is removing the garter, but the position and the bride's face bring something else to mind.

Fele1:
like seriously. I don't know how this yeye visit will affect the unpaid salaries

I tire for am oooo.... The yeye gomina is busy visiting people, states, Abuja... I doubt he knows that people are even living in Osun state.

Something is definitely wrong with this Esu Gomina.
This idiot is yet to pay workers/pensioners their money for over 6 months now, yet the oloriburuku ekeji oosa is busy using the remaining amounts left in the state's acct to travel around snapping selfies and group pictures...


God why did you allow this in my state,??....Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh

Rubbish... Tot I would see 6 year jail term or longer...


Just 20 minutes jail or shey na break?..

Yeye people

Ladybluecash:
brie bella sef go kill her one hand, na steph macmahan abi hw dem dey tak spell dat yeye na;me sef

hahahahaha Authority won't allow anything to happen to stephanie Mcmahon, no when her husband is still alive, j & j will protect her at all cost.... Aunty kate will would be beaten blue black if they should fix such a match.

This will only happen when the witches in ur village are still following you.....

This guy has a chronic condition.

Ladybluecash:
If she train finish mak she go fight paige or Aj Lee

you wicked no be small.. You want my sweetest Aj to kill her abi?.... Brie bella is a better option...

Keep calm my Madrid brothers.

~ Ronaldo will soon reply them with the gift God sent him to always use to torment our opponents on match days.

How many goals has Ronaldo scored with his head this season sef?....

King C. RON 306 goals in 296 appearances for real madrid. Average of 1 goal per match since 2009(6 years and counting).. Who else can do that if not King Ronald 7?
Di Stefano 307 goals
Raul 323 goals


~2 more goals to go Cr 7 to nite, time to hit the 308 mark.

Which kind crazy news be this?
No vojo between her legs and the dullard didn't know for 3 years(365+365+365days).

How is that possible? So no intimacy between them for 3 years? How come he said they were praying for children since they had no sex for 3 years... She be Virgin Mary niiiii

Misogynist2014:
How did this manage to make fp?

Olodo..... And how is the topic not fit for Frontpage
Everything about this tori get K-leg..... The girl talked about a helper named Seun(stranger).. But Okorie said the girl introduced him as her boyfie...

Could it be that the girl willingly ran away from home cos of a guy?....

What is my own self?... Thank God they've arrested the culprits and the girl is back and alive!!!

Good one our gallant soldiers...

But those rescued are not the chibok girls.... So where are these girls now really?
Are they not in Sambisa forest?

See bleaching oooo..... Bitc.hing QUEENssss(sorry bleaching queens)

END TIME Bleacherzzzz

Yeye question... Who else should be your next of kin if not your wife?

Why will you use your brother? Shebi your brother to has is own family?

Don't marry that your galfriend if you don't trust her. Your wife should be your NOK after marriage then your first son shikena!!!!

Lol @handwriting.....

Yeye boy too.

But on a serious note, pregnancy news no be hear ooo. Aaaargh pregnant keeh?

doxime:
Going through some of the response here,i am of the opinion that if this test is to conducted again,majority of the people that failed will still fail again.
you are given a simple instruction..READ ALL THE QUESTIONS BEFORE ANSWERING.
if you have followed that,by the time you get to 17,everything would have fallen into place and you would realize that 20mins was more than enough time to take the test.who knows if questions 18-20 has back button

and I am sure u've forgotten where it was stated dat one had to wait for 2-3mins for the next question to load..

You are only saying all these since you are now aware of all the instructions... Picture urself in their positions battling with poor network connection, no back option and you're aware of the real question on quest.17....

ginawest:
hehehe....lolz...its impossible to stop sumtin u r enjoying

olorun ooooo... Pity d innocent guy na ooo(maybe not so innocent though). FEAR girlsssss