₦airaland Forum

tiamiyukunle69:
How did he pass utme
How did he even gained admission into a university?

How DID he even Gained?
Can't see the difference between you and him bro.

Choiii... Omo see crowd!

If you see your name here answer present

But what's the point of this post now to make it a news and it even made front page?

Prophet RAJI!!! But why

But seriously, has anyone ever even smiled at Princess and Jedi's jokes? To think that those 2 homo sapiens became popular from a trade they are annoyingly very bad at.

Was at WWTBAM once, and Seyi Law was there to cheer the audience up. That was my first time of hearing about him. He was even putting on one of those "my money grow like grass" kind of T-shirts they sell at oshodi. Gawd! Even Frank Edoho forgot why we were there. Everybody (including cameramen, directors, host etc) laff sotey, he had to be dragged off from the stage for the programme to continue.

mikeansy:
Thanks for the message Mr Netanyahu, yes terrorism must be defeated whether at Maidugiri or Gaza Strip

But whenever Palestinean statehood appear in the UN Nigeria will vote for Palestinean independence for it is the correct thing to do.

And whenever Biafran statehood appear in the UN, brother be rest assured that Israel will support the Biafran independence with everything they have. For is is not only the correct thing to do, but the wisest thing to do.

The only good Muslims are the yoruba Muslims. They're are very liberal. It's only there you can see a family where half of the members are Christians and the other half Muslims. And they live happily together.
If others Muslim nations can emulate the yoruba folks, I assure you, all these terrorism would be a thing of the past.
I hereby move the motion that the yoruba Muslims be awarded the next Nobel peace prize. Dem deserve am.

Oh boy, I can't forget what happened to me one day when I was in school. There was this very good friend of mine. A very close friend at that. I liked this guy so much. Then one day, I made a very scary discovery. My very good, very harmless friend was a very active member of AMORC!

I was so afraid I couldn't sleep for several days. I was afraid he might have initiated me into the cult without my knowledge. And I didn't know how to confront him.

Then I started keeping away from him. One day, he said to me "I know you have found out. I was going to tell you anyway. There's nothing to be afraid of".

Omo, that night, I was so afraid, I didn't know I could make it the next morning.

I been think say na only GEJ dey condemn. I no know say pope too dey condemn. Well, me sef, I condemn am.

As Adeyinka Grandson would say, in the absence of a more credible opponent, 4 more years to Jonathan.

GooseBaba:
Bros, don't be fooled. We had a resident Irish man named "koloyinbo" on NL. The guy sabi different naija slangs and had a Nigerian fiancee. But he still felt superior to the black man. Despite the fact that he is a fuvking Irish man...

Don't be fooled. They are here to hustle. And they know how to play the game...

I know Kolo Oyinbo. He's a pal of mine. And a jolly good fellow. He's no racist.

Well, I work in a rig. And more than 40% of the people there are whites. They're all friendly and chatty. Even when you're not in the mood for the small talks. Always saying "hello buddy" when they sit close to you.

This gets me thinking... Are they always like this or is it because they're here in Naija?

Though there's one who I can vouch for his sincerity. That one eats pidgin like no man's business. He's the only whitey who eats Jollof rice or eba at the canteen.

Chaii... This Anita Joseph own na engraving no be tattoo. This one na made in isale eko by Tawa alagbo.
Girl, forget it, you're going to hell. This one no get cleaning lai-lai.

After reading all the comments here, there is one very big point everyone has missed...



... The Nigerian passport takes you to more countries than the country that is said to be the mother of modern civilisation - EGYPT!

Please can someone explain to me why?

Notorious BIG :LEGEND!

nora544: A country in the middle of europa where pastors live a normal life and where pastors didnot have big cars and no pastos has a private jet.

where people know what is means to be a christian.

Dear madam,
Save us the long epistle and name your country. Unless of course if you're not proud of your country.

RebelLeader15: Oshe Baba, Allahu Akbar, I was formerly a Christian born into the Cash And Carry-Church sorry Christ Apostolic Church, but I later converted to islam because of the unhearable matters that use to come up all the time such as Adultery, eMbezzlement, indiscipline, impersonation, I wan be oga, God don call me I wan stand on my own etc.....

That you converted to islam doesn't make islam a better religion. Michael Adeboloja, Micheal Adebowale, Farouk Ogwuche, to mention a few, are notable names who converted from Christianity to islam, and we know the rest of the story. Meanwhile, Tunde Bakare converted from islam to Christianity and we also know who he is today.

nora544: In my country a church is a place where you can go every time you want and not only to worship. Sometimes it is realy very good to sit alone in the church and you can pray in an silent place.

... And where is your country?

puskin: Thank You.

You have a PM boss.

Poverty Alleviation Programme
Czech u19 10:00

Meteor praha v slavia Prague
Over 1.5 FHG
Over 3.5 goals
Over 4.5 goals

Choose as the spirit leads.
GL

This NairaStake is a joke of a bookie. It's time to say goodbye. Make dem carry their inplay go. Their wahala don too much.

Lilchilz: Fixed Match Ticket 100%
ISRAEL: Ligat ha'Al
19:55 Maccabi Haifa - Sakhnin
Tip:5+
odd:5.50
sure:100%

Wey Noah13? You see what is called fixed match from source? Not some hungry Turkish dudes looking to chop me naija guy.

ericgold: Tuesday 16 tips

Uefa
Galatasaray--1
Benfica---1
As monaco---2
Liverpool---1
Real madrid--1
Olympiacos---2
Juventus---1
Borussia dortmund----1

English league
Cardiff city---1
Brentford fc---2
Blackpool---2
Reading----1
Shrewbury---1
Mansfield---2
Whitehawk fc--1


Constructive criticism and advise is needed ASAP

In other words, there will be no draws in tomorrow's games. It's ok.

BadSamaritan: Poverty Alleviation Programme
Czech youth league 12:00

Banik ostrava v jihlava youths

Over 1.5 first half goals @1.95
Over 3.5 goals @1. 80

GL

Boom Boom Boom
I steal from Alabi and share to the masses

Fayrouzz: Loll... Nice one sire.

I sight you fam.
More bashing to the bookies.

BadSamaritan: Poverty Alleviation Programme
Czech youth league 12:00

Banik ostrava v jihlava youths

Over 1.5 first half goals @1.95
Over 3.5 goals @1. 80

GL

Bet 1 flies in. I no come here come play tinko tinko

Poverty Alleviation Programme
Czech youth league 12:00

Banik ostrava v jihlava youths

Over 1.5 first half goals @1.95
Over 3.5 goals @1. 80

GL

Poverty Alleviation Programme

Swiss league 12:45
BTTS double

Vaduz v St Gallen
Young boys v Luzern
GL

BadSamaritan: Poverty Alleviation Programme
Peru 18:45

Inti gas v sport huncayo
Btts @1.75

GL

Chaiiii! That old witch for my villa don combine with Alabi chop me.

I combo this game with Diego Costa anytime scorer. As the game enter, I rush go my account only to see Drogba instead of Costa. Na so my 10k wey I for win take waka

BadSamaritan: Poverty Alleviation Programme
Peru 18:45

Inti gas v sport huncayo
Btts @1.75

GL

Boom!
#KickPovertyOutOfNigera

Noah13: Ticket

Gladbach - Schalke - BTTS

Ajax - Heracles - 1

Galatasaray - Eskisehirspor - 1

Real Madrid - Atletico - 1



Total Odds - 5+

Don't count your chicks yet bro. Although I pray it turns green. Galatasaray are renowned cast masters. I pray they prove me wrong.

Poverty Alleviation Programme
Peru 18:45

Inti gas v sport huncayo
Btts @1.75

GL