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Romance / Share You Experience by badtlimo(m): 7:24pm On Sep 10, 2020
Have you ever been involved in a fight you had to beg the other person to stop beating you Share your experience guys
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests twin Brothers For Internet Fraud In Ilorin. by badtlimo(m): 11:05pm On Sep 09, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck
Niggar!!

Niggarrs tryna make way for themselves and their family. sad They gon come out last last and continue the hustle

I don't think I need to spell out the need for niggarrs to hustle smart.

EFCC will continue to pick the boys they can pick

Why una go go crowd inside apartments, dey buy expensive cars when una never clean the money

All these fake niggarrs got to watch POWER and learn from GHOST and TOMMY

Why EFCC no come carry me on top my bed, na so them get intelligence reach.

KYLE go do money for me before the week runs out, I go use am guide this weekend.

Nothing spoil.

I will smoke plenty of weed and bang a couple of pussies anyday anytime everyday thrice on weekdays including weekends grin
I love you bro .. no homo
Celebrities / Re: Yekini Omobolanle 'Babalegba' Is Dead by badtlimo(m): 9:33pm On Sep 07, 2020
TimFisher2:
undecided

Booohari why thou sting so viciously

That you taketh an old woman into oblivion

You moveth her into the land of no returns as you are moving the country into the land of no returns

Booohari why? why? why? cry
Mr Man are you normal

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Romance / Re: Maroon 5 Has Lost His Mind! See What He Was Caught Doing (photos)) by badtlimo(m): 12:05am On Sep 03, 2020
thebosstrevor1:
People think it is cool doing drugs because their favourite clelebrity is doing it.

I have seen life wasted because of drugs
weed is not drug bro..don’t get it mixed
Travel / Re: Some Places We Are Banned To Visit Or Go Close To >very Important by badtlimo(m): 2:31pm On Aug 26, 2020
Pictures of those places or I don’t believe it cheesy grin angry
Romance / Re: My Village People Don Remember Me Oh.. by badtlimo(m): 11:36pm On Aug 21, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
let this be your education of the day:
next time you finish f1ngering the babe, spread her legs as wide as you can and lick that toto as if it was the leftover of egusi sauce.....and dont stop until her legs are shaking as if there was an earthquake. by then, she will be the one moving your head away and taking your trousers down.

also, make sure you are gentle and careful about what you do ith these babes toto... f1ngering a babe as if you want to remove her uterus, wont help the matter!
Bro you’re funny grin cheesy grin grin grin
Health / Re: 60-Year-Old Fake Doctor Treating COVID-19 Patients Arrested In FCT by badtlimo(m): 2:52pm On Aug 21, 2020
Man must chop
Romance / Re: Experienced Nairalander Should Coach Me Please by badtlimo(m): 3:29pm On Aug 07, 2020
Drwinz:

Was this your experience and your current situation?
Savage grin grin grin
Family / Re: At 23 Years Old, I Have No Idea What I Am Doing With My Life by badtlimo(m): 9:51pm On Aug 06, 2020
Premiumwriter:
You want to fly when you're supposed to learn how to crawl.

You want to fly when you have not even started crawling.

I'm older than you and still about to start 100l.

Go and learn a skill. Your parents are supportive... I have no parents but I don't sit inside pitying myself.

I learned to write and buy all my clothes from the trade, give some money to my sisters for their cloths. Thank God my uncle helped with the skul fees.

I'm currently using this holiday period to learn Python for programming. Just started yesterday self.

The problem is you're lonely and bored and at the same time broke.

Go and learn a trade and stop complaining about your life. You expect manna to fall from heaven abi you hear say money de waka cum meet people for house?

Better start learning a trade and stop this pity story. I know guys on Facebook who dress better in the app than me, get more likes but beg me in real life for money.

What you see sometimes is not reality. Some are just mirage. All of us are struggling to survive. The only way out is to know your lane and remain there instead of lookin at other people in their own lane.
dont mind him
Romance / Re: Man Dies In My Shop After Loosing 49 Million PHOTOS by badtlimo(m): 12:03pm On Jul 31, 2020
falcon01:
welcome to my world Amigo cheesy
you are the Goat grin grin
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by badtlimo(m): 8:42am On Jul 16, 2020
I
visita:
Used iPhone 6s plus 64gb

Factory unlocked

BH 100 percent

Condition is 7/10

Comes with free screen guard and case

70k (negotiable)
pls paste your number let’s make a deal
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by badtlimo(m): 12:16pm On Jul 05, 2020
Davidtolu4:
IPhone 6s for sale

Size: 64gb
Colour: Black
BH:78%
Neatness: 7/10

Price is 50k (slightly negotiable)
40k?
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by badtlimo(m): 12:13pm On Jul 05, 2020
Davidtolu4:
IPhone 6s 64gb for sale

Price is 55k (negotiable)

My number is in my profile
40k?
Technology Market / Re: Iphone 7 32gb Black Colour At A Giveaway Price Of #55,000 by badtlimo(m): 10:01am On Jul 04, 2020
Joshblaqq:
50k serious buyer
WhatsApp 08122996056
is it still available?
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 6:15pm On May 27, 2020
ezegenigbonine:


Yes
wtf bro
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 8:30am On May 27, 2020
Stevyne:
A times urine is not always accurate
Use blood for the preqnancy test.
That's the real deed.
will she have to visit the hospital then
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 8:29am On May 27, 2020
HeavenlyCherub:


It’s possible that she could see her period the first month after sex and be pregnant the next. She might have been spotting the first month. Get her a pregnancy test. By now it will roughly be 6 weeks.

Congrats on your new edition.
we had sex just Once March 16 and she saw her period that same March and also April but she’s supposed to see her period on the 22 of this month but it still hasn’t come ..note... she doesn’t have any pregnancy symptoms
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 8:27am On May 27, 2020
ezegenigbonine:


Yes
Cos some people can actually be pregnant and still be seeing there period. But it's rare.
with no pregnancy symptoms??
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 1:00am On May 27, 2020
0KNM:


Enjoy the cold bro. Cuz heat is coming soon

Anyways, congratulations in advance
i no go reply you
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 11:43pm On May 26, 2020
Angelacruz:
Tell her to buy PT....her period might be delayed because of so many factors eg contraceptives,hormonal imbalance,infection,weight gain,stress etc.Just relax n let her do d test first.Cheers!
thank you very muchb
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 11:42pm On May 26, 2020
CallMeGrace:

Next time, use protection if you are scared ofthis same shit.. she can get pt at any pharmacy, not really complusory her first urine when she wakes up...see read the instructions written on the leaflet.. you might not be lucky next time..
thank you ..your words are soothing

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Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 11:42pm On May 26, 2020
0KNM:
Save this link bro, you gonna need it soon

https://www.next.co.uk/newborn

When it’s time, I’ll help with Moses basket grin grin
you guys are not helping matters .. cold de catch me here
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 11:34pm On May 26, 2020
chatinent:

And you were having sexual relations?
it was a one time thing..just caught in the moment
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 11:33pm On May 26, 2020
Angelacruz:
Yes is possible.Let her go for a test
having sex middle of March (Once) and her period is just stopping May
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 11:26pm On May 26, 2020
CallMeGrace:
Baba born boy, why you dey scared now, you should at least see the result nau before you start reacting joor..
No be you play the ball?
Well, she isn't preggy..
The thing is ,she has changed in her circle..
Just tell her to go do PT (pregnancy test) Incase.
I'm sure, you gonna be fine. wink
thanks I’m just really sacred we both in the university and we don’t have plans for that yet ..can she get that normal PT that she will use early in morning ( her first urine when she wakes )
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 10:58pm On May 26, 2020
theTransporter:


Go and return the phone to ur mum, she's looking for it
I won’t blame you if that’s how you borrow phone up and down
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 10:51pm On May 26, 2020
chatinent:
I pray she is pregnant.
pls we are not ready for that yet... take your prayer point to another thread

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Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 10:34pm On May 26, 2020
Samamerc:
Infection can lead to delay in period too.
So let her go for a test
thanks I’ll tell her that
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 10:29pm On May 26, 2020
Could there be any other reasons for delay in period
Ladies please come in here ..
Romance / I Need Advice by badtlimo(m): 10:02pm On May 26, 2020
I and my girlfriend had sex middle of March ones without protection, fast forward to ending of March she saw her period same with April.. now she called me three days ago that is was suppose to see her period on the 22 of this month and she hasn’t ...please is it possible for her to be pregnant cause of what we did almost three months ago ...although she said she doesn’t have any pregnancy symptoms ....pls I need urgent advice

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