Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,163,872 members, 7,855,568 topics. Date: Monday, 10 June 2024 at 05:02 AM

Bajirao's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Bajirao's Profile / Bajirao's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Politics / Re: El-zakzaky Drags FG To Court, Demands N2bn General Damages by bajirao(m): 10:38pm On Apr 13, 2016
shiites are their wahala undecided the guy will loose the case he is guilty of many things

1 Like

Politics / Re: Fani Kayode Blasts Emir Sanusi by bajirao(m): 2:51am On Apr 13, 2016
Ebukaobi:
FFK should keep his c.ock in his pants and should stop the relentless assault on IPOB women pusshies

Which of the girls are you talking about is it bianca obeardedcoward lipsrsealed
Family / Re: Government Should Officially Tag Women As Household Items. by bajirao(m): 11:31pm On Apr 12, 2016
Smellymouth:
OP::: Even if u nor get opponent for the election, you go still lose.. grin

Where he wan find petrol in this age of scarcity grin
Politics / Re: His Tompolo A Fugitive Or An Hero? by bajirao(m): 11:25pm On Apr 12, 2016
VictorRomanov:
E might be an Ero or hay fugitive, depending on where you har from. You sef, what His ya hown.
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Tribalism Will Kill Nigeria by bajirao(m): 11:47pm On Apr 02, 2016
DaBullIT:
Hehehe

Incase you don't know , this tribalism exists only on Nairaland

Ibo boys still drink with Hausa boys and Yoruba boys still chop Ibo girls indomie


Do not be disillusioned
grin grin grin grin grin grin is that indomie normal indomie or the spreadable indomie
Politics / Re: Why I'm Attending Nuclear Summit - Buhari (interview) - Photo by bajirao(m): 7:51pm On Apr 02, 2016
Sunnynwa:
Anchor: "your Excellency, you are participating in this
nuclear summit for the first time. What do you hope to
achieve here and how will it help better the lives of Nigerians back home?"

Bubu: "thank you Mr. moderator. Ahhh, zis ahhh nukiliar
soomit ahhh, allihamdullillahi will helf us ahhh achib za
nukiliar debelopment of za ahhh kwarupshun war and helf us rekoba looted punds in za ahhh American economy..."

Anchor: "talking about looted funds. What has it got to do with this summit?"
Bubu: (confuse...) "ahhh, tenkiuuu modaretaaa ahhh, za
looters will tiry to steal money and hide it with nukiliar
tekinoloji. But wance they know we are associated with
ahhh nukiliar energy frogram of za world ahhh, they will
think twice".

Anchor: (dazed...) "but it's in the news that you've
recovered a lot of looted funds. Even the Swiss governmentwill be returning $200m to Nigeria from the Abacha loot. These monies, why not fix the electricity sector with it? Andwith the way BH is ravaging Nigeria, don't you think it isdangerous to acquire nuclear energy? And how will you even manage something that sophisticated?"

Bubu: (dazed...confused...overwhelmed...laughs) "you
seem to know more about my kwantiri more zan me. I will just say no comment. Tenkiu!" Leaves the interview room to go drink fura da nono. Fashola's call came in... "sir, electricity has dropped to 0megawatts-a first sir. What do I do?!"

Bubu: "tell Layi Mohammed to tell za gwalibu fifu Jonathan is responsible. Just make suaaah zia is fawa in Aso Rock to chill my fura da nono".

https://m./139498269438352?view=permalink&id=985954521459385
most you show ur stupidity common sense you no get

4 Likes

Jokes Etc / Re: Man Covers ATM With His Cloth: Where Is This Guy From? by bajirao(m): 7:47pm On Apr 02, 2016
this ATM machine is in eastern Mediterranean university famagusta

1 Like

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 11
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.