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FamilyRe: Help !! Missing Child (photo) by balash(m): 7:56pm On Aug 12, 2015
wow

May he be found Please, But we should always be very alert everytime, you are a social media person and you slept since yesterday without posting this online for someone who might see or help him, just a seconds is too late for this sort of thing. we should always be very conscious of everything around us, Nigeria is no joke again
CrimeRe: Area Boys Vs Navy by balash(m): 7:50pm On Aug 12, 2015
Post any form of pix na
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photo: Guess What Osinbajo Is Telling Buhari by balash(m): 7:49pm On Aug 12, 2015
lol

Osinbajo Be like Na 3 i leave for here sir, My mind tell me say na that el-rufai go carry one, Na here i leave the aboki wey he dey smile just yesterday.

Buhari: Kai stop insulting my Aboki people Yoluba man, i thought you be lagosian, why u come dull like this wey common aboki smart pass you lol
CrimeRe: These Guys Allegedly Stole Ipad: See How They Were Caught (photos) by balash(m): 7:41pm On Aug 12, 2015
Lmao Technology Don Spoil All the fun Sha, Imagine that this sorta thing was in vogue those years when we tip toed into the kitchen to steal meat from Mommys Pot of soup and Cctv Recorded All and they played it for the whole house by 9 o clock News in the Night... Ghen ghen Ghen Yaff dead Lol.


But I think the Dad should give them about one more months, they will soon snap more grievous crimes they commits, See there Face like Hardened Criminals. See that babe covering Face sef as they snap her.. Ole Iyawo Awon ole Lol
Nairaland GeneralSomeone Willing To Make This Boys Dream Come True.. Help Him (picture) by balash(op): 7:34pm On Aug 12, 2015
Saw This On Twitter And I think I can help This Boy too, If you know anyone who knows anyone who knows something please Contact, Having two leg is joy if you own one, Imagine people without Legs when you can always run away from danger and they can only crawl.

Help This Boy Please..

Nairaland GeneralWho Can You Identify In This Flying Eagles Squad Of 1985.. ( Photo) by balash(op): 7:22pm On Aug 12, 2015
Who can you Identify

I see Alloy Agu,Wasiu Ipaye,Andrew Uwe,Mark Anunobi,late Osaro Obobaifo,Monday Odiaka And Samson Siasia.

I think I have tried, Who else Can U identify

Nairaland GeneralThe Next Abobaku When The New Ooni Of Ife Complains Of Headache (photo) by balash(op): 7:12pm On Aug 12, 2015
The Next Abobaku When the New Ooni Complains Of Headache... Lmao

CareerRe: Cheap Courses In Western Ukraine! by balash(m): 10:54am On Aug 12, 2015
Post the amount na, so people who are interested would contact u based on the topic "Cheap"
CareerRe: Is It Lucrative Being An Aircraft Flight Dispatcher by balash(m): 9:48am On Aug 12, 2015
Also waiting to hear about it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Has Happened To FAAN 2015 Concluded Recruitment by balash(m): 9:35am On Aug 12, 2015
lol

I think they still trying to get there bearing though..
IslamRe: Stanbic IBTC Islamic Banking Platform; Banking The Islamic Way by balash(m): 9:21am On Aug 12, 2015
Nice, Am opening
Nairaland GeneralRe: An Elderly Nigerian Man Celebrated In Far Away U.S.A.. The Era Of Change. by balash(op): 8:02am On Aug 12, 2015
beycity:
Really touching.... But what has the Era of Change got to do with this?
Nigerians are celebrited now and not disgraced.. Had Nothing to do with Buhari Just trying to say some Nigerians are promoting us been a good Nation and not embarrasing us
EducationRe: LMAO: Drunk Student Versus Lecturer...(see Screen Shots) by balash(m): 7:50am On Aug 12, 2015
Lol
Nairaland GeneralAn Elderly Nigerian Man Celebrated In Far Away U.S.A.. The Era Of Change. by balash(op): 7:41am On Aug 12, 2015
A flight attendant with one of the international airlines, Micheal Ray Huerata, has revealed his encounter with an elderly Nigerian man who was traveling out of Nigeria for the first time.

Read what the flight attendant wrote below: -

"I'd like to share with you the most meaningful experience I've had in my 2+ years of flying. While boarding our flight from Nigeria last night, the man you see in this picture was seated in an aisle seat. As I walked by him, he waived me down and after I approached, he said "I must go to the toilet to relieve myself." I said "Ok, sir, the toilet is right behind you," pointing towards the bathrooms near the back galley. He repeated his request, but this time he was motioning both hands towards his lap and politely said "but I need to go to the toilet, please."

I assumed he was just reiterating his need to pee, so I again pointed towards the aft bathroom. He continued to motion towards his lap, but this time he grabbed his seat belt. It hit me; he had placed his seat belt on, but had no idea how to lift the buckle to release the belt! I apologized for not having understood, smiled, and showed him how to release his seatbelt. I shared this story with the crew shortly after and we were all humbled by the experience. But the story doesn't end here. Throughout the 12 hour flight, the man was as nice and generous as could be. He was smiling, enjoying the meals and entertainment, while always offering a genuine "thank you."

In the last hour of the flight, he came to the back galley and was just looking around in awe, fascinated by the plane. He and I began to talk... In his decades of living, today was this man's first time in an airplane, his first time seeing a seatbelt, and his first time leaving his small village. As a mathematics and geography teacher, he'd always dreamed of visiting the United States. So he saved money his entire life so that one day he could purchase a flight, a new suit, and a camera. Today was that day, and today I had the distinct honour of being able to serve him on the first leg of that journey. I'm moved to tears that I could be so lucky to meet this man. Of the thousands of passengers I've ever served, of the rich and famous, successful and powerful, frequent travelers and million milers, serving this one man - in coach - was the greatest honour I've had as a flight attendant.

BusinessRe: How GTB Is Making Life Unbearable For Me by balash(m):
1. This is like a purnishment for you, when you were told to go register for voters card. Even if you wont vote at least register for the card because of this sort of future issues, Now You see what you going through because of a minor be on a queue and have a voters card to at least vote for the leader of your choice, You are one of those people who would ridicule the Government but when you had a chance to oust the bad leaders out you did not.

2. You happen to say the money is your school fees that probably mean you are an undergraduate In a university, And i think your school should be ashamed of you, so an undergraduate like you couldnt walk into a bank to register and have a bank account, how on earth do you cope in the University? Except you are in the secondary school though.

3. All this street GTB marketers Account are not entirely genuine account like the way they call it, even if you open on the street you still have to walk into the bank to confirm the account more, get a bvn etc So you see the reason why you should have been in the bank the first time as a civilised educated Nigeria

4. If you like go with a bucket full of tears to the bank claiming the money is my school fees, am sorry to say that wont help, Its better you should wait till anytime your National ID Comes Out then you go back, your Money is always Intact anytime you ready for it but try to write a letter to the bank head office and inform them of what happen and you apologies for breaching the contract and promise to meetup with the requirement immedietely its ready. and have a photocopy and try to send email to them as well so they wont actually close your account if you dont come for long. As for your school fees?

5. As for your school fees i think you should be purnished severely as an undergraduate who is silly enough to own a bank account on the street of Lagos. But if the lateness of paying the school fees is about to probably cause issue for you like maybe you would be sent out of the school before the time you would receive your money from GTB Please give me every form of genuine documents to ascertain everything is true and i will be willing to pay that your school fees for you so it wont alter your dreams Like The Yoruba would say "Taba fowo Osi Bah Omo wi, Ama Fi ti Otun Famora Ni) English ( When you scold a baby with a left hand, you embrace the baby with the right arm too)

Never do this silly mistake again. Behave like someone living in Lagos so your unborn Can be proud of you.

#Ma Piece
Nairaland GeneralNext Time You Want To Insult Your Mom,she Went Through This For U (picture) by balash(op): 9:31am On Aug 06, 2015
Saw This Picture Exactly The Way everyone Of You Came To This World And Am Like God Bless Our Mothers And Potential Women That would still Go through This, And Anytime You wish to lift a Finger On your wife as well remember she did this for you only because you promised her and she trusted you enough.

#SayNOtoLadiesBrutality

#SayNotoUncaringMen

God Bless My Mother

God Bless Every Women On Earth

God Bless All Females..

Cc Lalasticlala Ishilove

PoliticsRe: Photos Of Girls' Virginity Publicly Tested Before Choosing A Wife For Swaziland by balash(m): 3:30am On Aug 06, 2015
Madness
AutosRe: 12 Months Registered Lexus Rx300 1999 Model Extrememly Clean Very Sharp First Bo by balash(m): 3:29am On Aug 06, 2015
Nice
TravelRe: How Did You Behave On Your First Day In A City? Did You Behave Like Mumu? by balash(m): 3:27am On Aug 06, 2015
would read this Ababio Later
Christianity EtcRe: Church General Overseer Converts To Muslim And Gives Reasons by balash(m): 10:40am On Aug 04, 2015
DoTheNeedful:
Good luck to him. There is no theology that really make much sense to me as I feel that religion is man-made. However,i can NEVER be muslim. If Islam is the way then let me rot in hell. angry
Because you feel Muslims are terrorists thats why you had to go through such blasphemy on yourself huh?? May God Forgive You
AutosRe: YES!!!Buy Cars Below 500k From Germany Without Clearing .......pictures Inside by balash(m): 7:23pm On Aug 02, 2015
I dont do 2 doors car... the BMW 525i 2003 model. buying and shipping only cost how much, if am clearing myself here, automatic and very clean. Or 2004
PoliticsRe: I Felt Like Singing National Anthem When Obama Called PMB Man Of Honour-okorocha by balash(m): 11:23am On Aug 01, 2015
Awwww
FamilyRe: Causes Of Pot-belly And How To Reduce It by balash(m): 11:18am On Aug 01, 2015
Nice Writeupz
AutosRe: YES!!!Buy Cars Below 500k From Germany Without Clearing .......pictures Inside by balash(m): 10:50am On Aug 01, 2015
How About Golf Or Ford
FamilyRe: My Wife Doesn't Want My Mum Around.. by balash(m): 10:55pm On Jul 31, 2015
Papasmal:
I guess u don't av a mum if u do...,It shows u don't know her worth if this is all u could say.

How dare u type this trash,.
Even the word of God says "Give thanks to me(God) and to your mother.,she bore you in weakness after carrying in her tommy for 9months,your weaning in 2years,she suffered for u to be worthwhile.
Word of God further stressed that the paradise of a child is at the foot of the mother.

It is obligatory for u to take of ur parent at their old age,if she did not take care of u or gave birth to u,how would u become the husband of that woman.
I have a Mother and she is hale and hearty and a loving Mother so I dont need to start Any form of arguements with you, I sincerely dont need it But Like i rightly ask, How would u feel if your wife Mother Stays with you? You people always shout a husband Mother Like Your wife was not trained by a mother also, The next thing you would say is if the mother did not take care of the husband how would she see him and marry him, But have u forgoteen if her own Mom dint care for her too how would you marry her, You People just love to beleive a wife is a slave in Nigeria, She cooks,care for the homes,care for kids,stays home and you would come every night and rough her with or without her consent surely she has to do it because she is a wife abi... I blame the kind of Lady who marries people Like You. I really am sorry.

why would a husband mother stay with me, Kilode.. Who did she marry? husband or the Mother InLaw..??
RomanceRe: I Am Becoming More Open Minded To Date Younger Men by balash(m): 9:39pm On Jul 31, 2015
JLo
PoliticsRe: APC Is A Party Of Shameless And Desperate Liars – PDP by balash(m): 9:37pm On Jul 31, 2015
Awwww RIP
PhonesRe: Airtel Unlimited Blackberry Plan : Get 3GB For N1,500; Works On PC And Android by balash(m): 9:31pm On Jul 31, 2015
sats:
unlimited but its 3gb, naija and garbage are synonyms
I swear Mhen Lmao.. Crazy Use Of English.. Unlimited and 3Gb Lmao
FamilyRe: My Wife Doesn't Want My Mum Around.. by balash(m): 9:16pm On Jul 31, 2015
Imagine Crazy Posts From Potential Husbands Or Husbands Presently.

First Ask your Mom how she would feel when she was Married and her Husbands Mother Is staying with her. For Pete's Sake Its a Marriage between two Souls A man or a woman, Not A Man, wife and Family Members. My Mom cant just stay with me when am Married. The guy in question should tell us how he would feel if the wife Mother comes to stay with them as well.

Yes she was sick and you brought her down to Lagos for treatment Yes its very Understanding and she is Okay Now. She should go back To the village, Or why not understand what is between Your wife and Mother Maybe they are not in good terms and they Might be pretending when you are around. A mother in-law is the worst to live with as a wife. Because The wife would rarely do anything Right. If you are a lady you would understand Better.

Am not saying you should treat your Mom like a Peace Of crap But Bro's you are Married, She can Visit and you can bring her down to care for her when she is sick But staying with you is a no no. Nothing would happen to her in the Village. If you love your wife enough try your best and get a village house help for your Mother. Let her go Back

A wife is a mother In the house.... Two Captain Cant Be In a Ship

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