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They will always start their music from the church and take it somewhere "unchurch-like".

Missy89:
Nice excuse to chicken out. What makes you think i am russophobic?

it's audible to the deaf and visible to the blind that you are russophobic!

Nellybank:
How una problem go take bring back this girl wey i carry last night for club come sleep leave?

that shows sleep is sweeter than se'x .

When the bail condition was like 10 million and there was no one to meet that , then I knew the headless young man has been misled.


Nnamdi , you see your life?

Good!


"Budget mafia" , shame on you.

I'm coming back to read this. My fear is, the OP is anti-russia or russophobic - I already know where the story will lead.

icewinz:
[s]Please where is lair mohammed?


With this kind of weapons still in the hands of insurgents and more,some bastard like liar and brutia can say its only few boko haram that are with weapons in there hostages which make u wonder so it is the few that are with over 300+ missing school girls.

Oh jonathan we miss you.[/s]

read, pls read , boy

I can't have better heroes than these guys.


I live for God and NA!

Haaa

tsephanyah:
I'm fulani from katsina, and I really hate Apc

karya kike. Where in katsina are you from?

Lacomus:

*in adekunle Gold's voice (remix-* lalasticlala , pls pick up the call. Na beg I de beg.

Ebayray:
Lool.

No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class".

Yeah...we got that on No. 12

15. “Lend me, I’ll give you back.”








…and it is gone forever.

14. “Eat the beans so you’ll grow tall.”








…but that’s not what your Science teacher said.

13. “My parents never got angry with me.”









…but that’s not what grandma said.

12. “I always came first in class.”







…but you’ve seen their results.

11. “I don’t have money.”










…but you’ve seen the wallet.

10. “I didn’t do all this boyfriend-girlfriend till I married.”






…but you’ve seen the pictures.

9. “I don’t have a favorite child.”






…they do.

8. “Go and wear your shoes, I’ll wait.”








…they don’t.

7. “You’ll grow into it.”






You’re an adult now and it is still not you size.

6. “I’ll think about it.”





…and it never come up again.

tpiar:
and why is this crap in politics section?

na loneliness de worry you. Go and sleep.

5. “Don’t worry, we’ll soon leave.”






An extra 5 hours go by.

4. “I’ll buy it for you on your birthday.”







Birthday comes and goes. Still nothing.

3. “I’ll buy it for you if you come first in class.”


It never happens.

2. “Just tell me the truth, I won’t beat you.”


…and you leave in a wheelchair.

1. “Let me hold the money for you.”






…and you never see it again.

Nigerian parents are usually the best, but in some cases where they either wanted you to do something or stop complaining, these were 15 effective lies they used more than once.

And we fell for them every single time.