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Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah’s Luxury Mansion Will Amaze You, Check Out The Interiors by balonard: 6:37pm On Jun 25, 2022
Hummm na wa ooh

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Politics / Re: This should serve as a lesson for Muslim-haters - MURIC on hijab judgement by balonard: 8:59am On Jun 18, 2022
Please all religions in Nigeria should start dressing up there kids in each of their religious attire to go to school from next week, let's see who tire.������
Politics / Re: This should serve as a lesson for Muslim-haters - MURIC on hijab judgement by balonard: 8:59am On Jun 18, 2022
Please all religions in Nigeria should start dressing up there kids in each of their religious attire to go to school from next, let's see who tire.������

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Business / Re: How Do I Recover My Money From Union Bank? by balonard: 11:29pm On Apr 25, 2022
Check google for Central bank complain link and make complain there u will get faster reply.
Car Talk / Re: Flying Cars Are Now Imminent As Researchers Finally Hit A Major Breakthrough by balonard: 12:59pm On Jun 08, 2021
U r right, let use that bicycle lamp apparatus when u ride the bike u get light on the lamp. So if the car runs smoothly,it's should be able to charge from rotation of the wheels. Make charge on d go gbam...


Absolutely right. My take is focus has to be shifted from lithium batteries and research should be on other sources or materials that would have all the advantages you listed and be best not just for flying cars, but electric cars generally.

Also, we should think about having self charging vehicles: charging on-the-go with solar which would reduce our dependence on chargers and storage.[/quote]
Romance / Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by balonard: 10:50am On May 05, 2021
IceDune:
Whether you agree or disagree with stereotypes, they exist, guide and shape the way people think and how they relate with one another.

For example, there is the widespread belief that wives are better at managing family funds than men, it is also believed that women are terrible at apologizing for their mistakes and f--k ups in relationships and marriages.

And then there is the belief that if you sleep with a girl once and you do it properly, she somehow becomes too weak to say no to you from that moment onwards.

I've tried it out twice and it worked out for me. My question is; is Okafor's law really true or was I just lucky twice?



A pussy once bleeped can be refucked if there is a coexistence rapur BTW d fuckie n d fucker. Cos d previous fucking was good n not forgotten.
Crime / Re: Olarenwaju James 'Baba Ijesha' Arrested For Defiling A 14-Year-Old Girl by balonard: 8:19pm On Apr 22, 2021
Just use this method of punishment.

Politics / Re: President Buhari Makes Fresh Appointments In AMCON, NDIC by balonard: 6:32pm On Dec 07, 2020
Always appoint incompetent norther

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Crime / Re: 38-Year-Old Dad Defiles 4-Year-Old Daughter In Uyo, Cut Her Vagina With Scissors by balonard: 8:20pm On Aug 29, 2020
abitex577:
This is pure insanity....the man should be castrated immediately.

Phones / Re: WhatsApp Is Down All Over The World by balonard: 9:29pm On Jul 14, 2020
Waiting happen I tire
Crime / Re: 70-year-old Man Rapes 8-year-old Girl In Niger, Gives Her N80 To Keep Quiet by balonard: 1:31pm On Jul 06, 2020
[quote author=OcVoice post=91431073]Why can't we make castration the penalty for rape in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Falana: ‘Buhari Knows Those Causing Unrest In Nigeria' by balonard: 10:30pm On Aug 19, 2019
when Chad and other north African countries are all prescribing shot at site for both herdsmen and farmers, if they refuse to resolve any issues amicably, for the sake of d majority. So our own president dey find land for RUGA.
Crime / Re: Taraba Police Killings: Army Captain Had 191 Phone Chats With Wanted Kidnapper by balonard: 10:33am On Aug 14, 2019
"The only unity that exists amongst Nigerians is the hatred for the Igbo people."
~ Professor Chinua Achebe ~
Did you notice that nobody is talking about the kidnapper from the North who goes by the names Alhaji Hamisu Bala Wadume. The most sensitive part of this whole setup is that there is no picture of him anywhere on the internet. If you're in doubt, Google for his names and search for his picture, you won't come up with anything useful.
A kidnapper who has made over hundreds of millions through kidnapping, and may have murdered who knows how many people, was caught by the police and the NTA news and other media houses never carried the news. The most interesting part is that whilst being transported to another location by the police in Taraba state, some military men in uniform ambushed them, killed 3 police officers and freed the kidnapper. Yet, the internet is not buzzing. Instead the police and the army were busy throwing banters on social media.
Had this "Alhaji Hamisu Bala Wadume" come from the Igbo extraction, we all know the type fireworks that would been going on by now. Bloggers from a specific tribe as usual would have made it their task to make sure his pictures, family, town, local government, biodata, even his blood group and genotype would have been circulated all over the internet. And NTA, radio Nigeria and other private media houses would be buzzing with the news.
The most painful part is that some fellow Igbos contribute to make sure they share their own weaknesses online just to gain some cheap comments and likes.
Politics / Re: Stop Herdsmen Attack On Yoruba - OPC Tells Buhari by balonard: 5:10pm On Jul 13, 2019
How Fulanis Destroyed Hausa Ethnic Group And Made Them Their Slaves
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1. Sultan of Sokoto is fulani not Hausa.
2. Emir of Kano is fulani not Hausa
3. Emir of Katsina is fulani not Hausa
4. Emir of Gwandu is Fulani not Hausa
5. Emir of Kebbi is Fulani not Hausa
6. Emir of Ilorin (Yoruba land] Fulani not yoruba
8. Emir of Zauzzau is Fulani not Hausa
9. Governor of sokoto state is fulani not Hausa.
10. Governor of Katsina state is fulani not Hausa
11. Governor of Zamfara state is fulani not Hausa
12. Governor of Kaduna state is fulani not Hausa
13. Governor of Kano state is fulani not Hausa
14. Governor of Jigawa state is fulani not Hausa
15. Governor of Gombe state is fulani not Hausa.
16. Governor of Yobe state is fulani not Hausa.
17. Governor of Taraba state is fulani Christian not Hausa
18. Governor of Nasarawa state is fulani not Hausa.
19. Governor of Borno State is a Fulani origin not pure kanuri.
20. All major imams in all the Northern states are all Fulanis not Hausa
21. All Emirs in all the core Northern states are ALL FULANIS not HAUSA, because the fulanis KILLED all Hausa Kings, high chiefs and replaced all Hausa Kings with fulani as Sultan and Emirs after the genocide in the core north by fulanis.
22. All former President of the zoo called Nigeria from the north were either Fulanis or back by fulanis not one is Hausa.
23. Hausas are not allowed to become a Sultan, Emirs, major mosque imams, state Governors, or President of Nigeria.
24. Fulanis have finished the Hausas and rendered them useless and slaves to themselves.
25. President Buhari's CABALS are all fulani no hausa.
26. President Buhari's security chiefs are all Fulanis no Hausa.
Below is a Summary of How Fulani conquered the Hausa Tribe.
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Usman dan Fodio assembled a Fulani army to lead in jihad against the Hausa kingdoms of the north of the zoo called Nigeria. The forces of Usman dan Fodio slowly took over more and more of the Hausa kingdoms, capturing Gobir in 1808 and executing Yunfa.
The war resulted in the creation of the Sokoto Caliphate, headed by Usman dan Fodio, which became one of the largest states in Africa in the 19th century. His success inspired similar jihads in Western Africa.
The Hausa had established well organised city states before the advent of the Fulani. These states included Katsina, Daura, Kano Zazzau (Zaria), Biram, Gobir and Borno. Some of these were conquered and re-established by the Fulani. A few other kingdoms such as Katagum, Hadejia and Gombe were founded.
The coming of the Fulani into Hausaland resulted in significant changes in the area. They brought the full force of Islam which became a great factor of social life and culture. In education, dress, taste and outlook, the Hausa and their Fulani conquerors became part of the Islamic culture world. This influence remains till today.
Today Hausas are only used as foot soldiers by their new master's the fulanies. This is what Fulanis want to replicate in other parts of Nigeria. Fulanis, very vicious, crafty, cunning, cruel, brutal, unforgiving and power mongers.
The point to be noted about the Fulani conquest of all the Hausa kingdoms is that, it would have been absolutely impossible had many Hausas in the Hausa kingdoms did not join hand with the Othman Dan Fodio to fight against their kings and leaders whom they accused of being corrupt, which led to total collapse of all Hausa kingdoms. Othman Dan Fodio replaced all Hausa Kings (Zakis) with Fulani Sultan and Emirs and rule over them.
Before the Fulani invasion, Hausas were the great merchants of the great Trans-Sahara trade, but today, they have become beggars (almajiris), slaves, useless, less than second class citizens in their own ancestral land, and their Fulani rulers continue to use Islamic religion to make them believe that it is the will of God for them to be poor and beggars.
This is the MODEL that Buhari is determined to introduce throughout the length and breadth of Nigeria, with a lot of supporters among the Yorubas both inside and outside the country.

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Politics / Re: No S/east Governor Has Allocated Land For RUGA Settlement - Archbishop Chukwuma by balonard: 5:59pm On Jul 07, 2019
Tabithatim:
The Archbishop of Enugu Ecclesiastical Province (Anglican Communion) Most Rev. Emmanuel Chukwuma has debunked the news trending on social media that some governors of the South East geo-political zone have secretly allocated lands to herders for RUGA settlement, stressing that none of them has done such.



The Archbishop Chukwuma made the clarification during his sermon at the 85th Birthday/Thanksgiving Service for Dame Beatrice Ekwueme, wife of the late former Vice President of Nigeria, Chief Dr. Alex Ekwueme, which was attended by Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi of Enugu State, former governors Jim Nwobodo, Okwesilieze Nwodo, Sam Egwu, Peter Obi and Virgy Etiaba, the Ekwueme family, Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyawu, among other dignitaries.



The Archbishop disclosed that he has discussed with the governors of the South East zone on the matter, adding that “even last night I spoke with Governor David Umahi, the Chairman of the South East Governors Forum and most of the governors in South South”.



He further disclosed that he is always in touch with his host governor in Enugu State, Rt. Hon. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi and urged the people not to misinterpret or misunderstand his efforts at maintaining peace in the state.



“I am always in touch with my governor here. People should not misinterpret him. People should not misunderstand him. All what he is looking for is peace in Enugu State. He is not looking for anywhere to give anybody land. What he is saying is that nobody is looking for violence in Enugu State.

“No governor in the south east has agreed with me that there will be any land for RUGA settlement, let me clear this”, he said.



The cleric congratulated Dame Ekwueme for attaining 85 years, pointing out that it was a thing of joy that the family came to give thanks and express gratitude to God.



Archbishop Chukwuma, who announced his recent re-election for a second term as the Archbishop of Enugu Ecclesiastical Province, appreciated the presence of Gov. Ugwuanyi at the Thanksgiving Service and prayed that God would continue to guide and bless him.

https://thepunditng.com/no-s-east-governor-has-allocated-land-for-ruga-settlement-says-archbishop-chukwuma/

The Office Of The Vice President,
Pastor Yemi Osinbajo.
National Livestock Transformation Plans, is a lofty idea, given the content of the project, but the programme would have been better driven, focusing on the humans components from which the crisis emanated.
National Farmers and Herders Transformation Plans NFHTP, would have been the appropriate nomenclature for the project.
However, this available statistics, I believe will assist your office on the need to concentrate on States having the needed resources (land) in abundance for the successful implementation of National LIVESTOCK TRANSFORMATION Plans.
NIGERIA'S 36 STATES & FCT, RANKED IN ORDER OF LAND SURFACE AREA.
RANK STATE KM²
1 Niger State 76,363
2 Borno State 70,898
3 Taraba State 54,473
4 Kaduna State 46,053
5 Bauchi State 45,837
6 Yobe State 45,502
7 Zamfara State 39,762
8 Adamawa State 36,917
9 Kwara State 36,825
10 Kebbi State 36,800
11 Benue State 34,059
12 Plateau State 30,913
13 Kogi State 29,833
14 Oyo State 28,454
15 Nasarawa State 27,117
16 Sokoto State 25,973
17 Katsina State 24,192
18 Jigawa State 23,154
19 Cross River State 20,156
20 Kano State 20,131
21 Gombe State 18,768
22 Edo State 17,802
23 Delta State 17,698
24 Ogun State 16,762
25 Ondo State 15,500
26 Rivers State 11,077
27 Bayelsa State 10,773
28 Osun State 9,251
* Federal Capital Territory 7,315
29 Enugu State. 7,161
30 Akwa Ibom State 7,081
31 Ekiti State 6,353
32 Abia State 6,320
33 Ebonyi State 5,670
34 Imo State 5,530
35 Anambra State 4,844
36 Lagos State 3,345
Do note sir, that Anambra, Enugu, Abia, Imo and Ebonyi States, put together equal, 29525KM², while Kogi alone is 29833KM², meaning the entire South East is a little less than Kogi State in land mass.
Ogun, Oyo, Osun, Ondo and Ekiti States put together equal to 76320KM², Lagos is 3345KM².
Niger State is 76363KM², meaning
Niger State alone is more than the entire Southwest States, excluding Lagos.
Sir, without been mischievous, the north have more than enough land to take care of NLTP.
The concentration of Muhammadu Buhari led Government, should be how to make the North more habitable for his people, this I believe all Nigerians will ready support in every way possible.
Sir, may I appeal to you, to use your office to initiate NLTP as a project to make the North habitable for Herders and their flocks through her programmes.
Do have the highest regard of our organisation and the support of all well meaning Nigerian in this direction.
Yours, in search of a better and greater Nigerian.
Business / Re: Dangote To Own 50,000 Cows, Produce 500m Litres Of Milk By 2019- The Cable by balonard: 4:40pm On Jul 07, 2019
[quote author=mmb post=80023759]Aliko Dangote, president of Dangote Group, will own 50,000 cows by 2019, and produce 500 million litres of milk per year.

The group, principally owned by Africa’s richest man, plans to invest $3.8 billion in sugar and rice and $800 million in dairy production in the next three years.

According to World Health Organisation (WHO) estimates, Nigeria needs about 1.5 billion litres of milk annually.

US department of agriculture also puts Nigeria’s “insufficient” milk import at $225 million per year, stating that the country’s dairy market has a potential in excess of $3 billion.

With Dangote’s drive, the group will produce a third of the country’s ideal demand and nearly all of its current import.

According to Bloomberg, the company seeks to expand and deal with a shortage of dollars needed to import raw materials.

The conglomerate plans to increase its production of sugar to 1.5 million metric tonnes a year by 2020 from 100,000 tons now and is seeking to add 1 million tonnes of rice.

In an interview on Tuesday, Edwin Devakumar, executive director at Dangote, said lack of foreign exchange means companies need to invest in local agriculture to help meet demand for food from Nigeria’s population of more than 180 million.

“All raw sugar has to be imported today, same thing for flour milling,” Bloomberg quoted Devakumar to have said.

Dangote, whose cement unit is Nigeria’s biggest listed company, has been investing in agriculture as the country’s government seeks to diversify away from oil, which accounts for 90 percent of the nation’s export earnings and the bulk of revenue.

The economy, which plunged into its first recession in a quarter-century last year amid falling crude prices, is forecast by the World Bank to expand by 1.2 percent this year.

Dangote plans to cultivate 350,000 hectares (864,850 acres) of land for sugar cane and add 200,000 hectares for rice, according to Devakumar.

The company has ordered five plants for sugar milling and 10 for rice from Switzerland to be located in the north of the country, he said.

https://www.thecable.ng/dangote-50000-cows-produce-500m-litres-milk-2019/amp


The Office Of The Vice President,
Pastor Yemi Osinbajo.
National Livestock Transformation Plans, is a lofty idea, given the content of the project, but the programme would have been better driven, focusing on the humans components from which the crisis emanated.
National Farmers and Herders Transformation Plans NFHTP, would have been the appropriate nomenclature for the project.
However, this available statistics, I believe will assist your office on the need to concentrate on States having the needed resources (land) in abundance for the successful implementation of National LIVESTOCK TRANSFORMATION Plans.
NIGERIA'S 36 STATES & FCT, RANKED IN ORDER OF LAND SURFACE AREA.
RANK STATE KM²
1 Niger State 76,363
2 Borno State 70,898
3 Taraba State 54,473
4 Kaduna State 46,053
5 Bauchi State 45,837
6 Yobe State 45,502
7 Zamfara State 39,762
8 Adamawa State 36,917
9 Kwara State 36,825
10 Kebbi State 36,800
11 Benue State 34,059
12 Plateau State 30,913
13 Kogi State 29,833
14 Oyo State 28,454
15 Nasarawa State 27,117
16 Sokoto State 25,973
17 Katsina State 24,192
18 Jigawa State 23,154
19 Cross River State 20,156
20 Kano State 20,131
21 Gombe State 18,768
22 Edo State 17,802
23 Delta State 17,698
24 Ogun State 16,762
25 Ondo State 15,500
26 Rivers State 11,077
27 Bayelsa State 10,773
28 Osun State 9,251
* Federal Capital Territory 7,315
29 Enugu State. 7,161
30 Akwa Ibom State 7,081
31 Ekiti State 6,353
32 Abia State 6,320
33 Ebonyi State 5,670
34 Imo State 5,530
35 Anambra State 4,844
36 Lagos State 3,345
Do note sir, that Anambra, Enugu, Abia, Imo and Ebonyi States, put together equal, 29525KM², while Kogi alone is 29833KM², meaning the entire South East is a little less than Kogi State in land mass.
Ogun, Oyo, Osun, Ondo and Ekiti States put together equal to 76320KM², Lagos is 3345KM².
Niger State is 76363KM², meaning
Niger State alone is more than the entire Southwest States, excluding Lagos.
Sir, without been mischievous, the north have more than enough land to take care of NLTP.
The concentration of Muhammadu Buhari led Government, should be how to make the North more habitable for his people, this I believe all Nigerians will ready support in every way possible.
Sir, may I appeal to you, to use your office to initiate NLTP as a project to make the North habitable for Herders and their flocks through her programmes.
Do have the highest regard of our organisation and the support of all well meaning Nigerian in this direction.
Yours, in search of a better and greater Nigerian.

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Introduces 'Soapy Dance' Wizkid, Olamide, Zlatan, Lilkesh React.Pic by balonard: 10:58pm On Jun 28, 2019
olatilldend:
You could hear him mentioning Kirikiri, ikoyi and Efcc prisons. Most of this act are things they are exposed to when they go to jail even though masturbation is common among non inmates living free.

The influence guys like this have on the future generation is astounding and its only getting worse.










u u just read my mind ,prison is not good for any sane person cos aftermath is insanity turn to reality .Argue with ur village people

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Crime / Re: 70-Year-Old Man Caught Defiling 5-Year-Old Girl Inside A Bush In Imo (Photos) by balonard: 4:40pm On Jun 26, 2019
his dick should be used for table tennis ball.
Family / Re: Room Self Contain Urgently Needed by balonard: 11:05pm On May 12, 2019
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