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viczing:
I still don't know what this write up implies but all I know is Gej till 2019

imsuboi:
Blaqbeauty, you're speaking out of ignorance.


OP, prior to when I got my iPhone5c by late June 2014, I used to be a blackberry fan boy.

There's nothing you would say to me to convince me an iPhone is better than a blackberry! Nothing o!

But since I got this device, I've been rolling.

Na battery life? E dey!
Processor speed? E dey!
Picture quality? E dey!
Music delivery (sound effects and all)? E dey!
Swag? E too plenty!

+ it's super easy to operate.
Anyone that can't use an iOS device is simply dull. Ultra, uber, super dull!

Upgrading from any device you currently make use of to iOS, is like upgrading from driving a Keke(tricycle) to cruising in a [color=olive]gold plated Bugatti Veyron![/color] (Yes I said it! Quote me anywhere)




[size=20pt]iOS is King [/size]

espn:
No time. Na E- fight sure pass.. if u vex with my comment na ur phone go suffer am. Not me.

SeverusSnape:
Oh!!!... I hope this ain't true.

SeverusSnape:
THE DAMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE.



This woman was referring to the average edo girl as a PROSTITUTE. How could she?...This is an insult to edo people.



Who told her widows in the south east are suffering??.... This is an insult to South easterners!... Why didn't she go to Borno or KANO and say "I'm going to stop your children from being suicide bombers"? Nonsense!

rubey:
This woman is just a no talented hoe!

Dyt:
So?

rokiatu:
finer then usher?

I like your sense of humor girl.

daniberry:
are we supposed to care about this... soon people will start eating this!! nway I JUST JOINED NAIRALAND.... YIPEEE......

Peppyluv:
Ok but I'm still saying the same thing despite being wide awake

LaRoyalHighness:
I am happily married. But Why the dumb question?[email][/email]dfe

softysparky:
Praise the lord!!!!!!!

Have you gotten a woman yet? You have to taste and check the difference.

rokiatu:
He's probably thinking about his mom food and how he will miss it.

PunkyOh:
It's hilarious how you people start with the insults but when someone throws them back at you, then they are the big bad wolf. What did you think, nigga? Thought I was gonna let you insult me & let you run Scott free? You picked the wrong one, son.I fear noone except the man upstairs, so bring your worst. I can take it!!! LMFAO @ the nerve of you threatening me when it is you that started the whole thing. What a pùssy!

RickRichards:
Lol...track me down? By all means, mister. You can't even come close. Who would you prefer to gun you down, soldiers, Airforcemen, DSS operatives, or police? Have your pick. Cos you'd look like a Boko Haram member in my area. I won't have to raise a finger before you're taken good care of...lol

PunkyOh:
OMG, IT is either schizophrenic or bipolar You dont wanna hurt my emotions yet you claim not to give a fùck about how I feel. Which to believe? Tsk tsk tsk.
Boyo, I am also using water pistol comebacks on you too because you're no match for my bazooka Plus I don't wanna be banned for arguing with a goat. That'd be an insult! Dear lord! Look, take that sawdust that you call a brain & go do something useful, like chasing butterflies or whatever fools like yourself do on a Saturday morning. I got stuff to do,so enough mumu talk.

Sealed & delivered. Done.

RickRichards:
Lol...track me down? By all means, mister. You can't even come close. Who would you prefer to gun you down, soldiers, Airforcemen, DSS operatives, or police? Have your pick. Cos you'd look like a Boko Haram member in my area. I won't have to raise a finger before you're taken good care of...lol

alberto2k:
The latest infinixhot note I think, twerk the imei and check for the msg command to send online on gurusloaded.com

PunkyOh:
Oh looky, IT is still talking! Lol @ you thinking you're a match for me when it comes to a verbal smackdown. You really must be rètarded. Mofo, if I had more time to engage you in a war of words this morning, I'd run circles through you & around you like tumbleweed all over ghost town. Your fùcking head will be ringing. You're not witty enough to keep my attention though, so just follow my suggestion & do the needful, re-re.

Viciyus:
Bros this one no be rape. Na cheating dem dey call am. Just like business na. Next time she go wise.

alberto2k:
Then peepz always have their hands on the Red botton.

And the painful part is, your airtime expires after 7days

murrafvckin empty Hen... Rocking 8gig for free, thanks to infinix

Happywoman:
Let dem report it ooo
If u know the number of silent deaths. Unreported massacres that go on in the north. If u have lost som1 precious or u knew some1 who has fallen a victim u will understand more.
Let the world hear it.
boko haram have killed innocents souls. Whole families have been totally wiped out. Ask Baga,Mubi, Ganye,Hong!Damboa,Chibok,yobe, etc
Jonathan lost the love and support of the north, even the northern christans because he abandoned them. He did not follow up on the so called military action until he saw it threatened his second term. Nigerian govt played politics with d lives of its citizens.

RickRichards:
Lol....talk is cheap. I've dealt with guys like you before. You'd be begging like a little b*tch in no time. #Swerve

lagmostkuit:
Which other guy if not my bf.. any other guy na Chinese restaurant!

PunkyOh:
And yet you're still talking even though you claim to be done. Maybe you should suck your own dyck, might keep the mouth & hands busy since they seem to be out of your control. Idiiot

Officially dismissed for being a rètarded rètard.

Viciyus:
You be big MUMU!!! you don ever hear say them rape prostitute? And dem no dey dress decent. Na decent people dem dey rape weller cos them think say them dey clear. Which rapist won get HIV. USE YOUR BRIAN BROS ABEG

LaRoyalHighness:
I have two children and don't wish to have more... I protect my self... If I take in? Abotion straight up.