₦airaland Forum

searching4love:



LAZY THINGS YOUR MATES ARE KILLING ISIL IN IRAQ WITHOUT ANY NOISE.

COMMON BOKO HARAM UNA DEY JUBILATE

WHAT OF THE US NAVY SEALS THAT KILLED OSAMA?

SHOULD THEY GO AND CELEBRATE IN THE MOON

YEYE DEY SMELL

MUMU son of an unfortunate father.

BeeBeeOoh:
You people are causing more harm to Pa Buhari's health, why breaking this kind of news now. Is he gonna recover at all if he hear's this 1






God Please, those charms that they've inflicted on my fellow youths that has made them now 2c "Change from a cattle rearer as the change they need, oh Lord; use fire and bridgestone to scatter d charm wherever they've buried it. Even if it's in their head's, lord scatter their head's and re-assemble it again so that they will start thinking properly once again...AMEN!!

thou shalt not use thy name invane..be warned!

mentorandfriend:
Hahahaha. This man, you just dey intimidate innocent nairalanders with your knowledge of anatomy. Aside you and I, I bet no one else knows what you're talking about. It makes sense to me, but I doubt if it will make sense to the lady in distress who opened this thread.

disillusioned so called docs or med students always looking for the slightest opportunity to show themselves, I'm probably goin to feel stupid coming here to solve plenty mathematics over a simple question asked by someone who isn't into dsame field as i am just because I'm an engineer, u guyz need to grow up.

christinauju:
...N if the other closes,the window is also opened...Lol




True tho.... He has his reasons sha...infact OP toast the lady for 1month if she still no gree just leav her jare n come for my kid sis(she's just 15 tho#lol

haba dats unfair...referring ur under aged sis to a random nigga just ain't tight

zeburudaya:
How many community are this people took for Christ sake?
Well, they can took all their village people and oracle but they can't took Aso Rock from my brother GEJ
Ka Chineke mezie okwu

are u serious or u're jes kidding

EmmaOgbu:
Please I want to post on dis forum, but don't know how to go about it. Please tell me how to.

lol..mumu

ireneony:
everything is correct except number one

you please advice ur guy to stop breaching, it causes cancer of the skin

prettythicksme:
chaiii thumb up for my guy for this meaningful list! #guys come learn and stop acting like a fool!!!!

ur d.p kinda speaks volumes about ur personality..everyone to his/her lane sha

lalasticlala:
on whose side is this woman carrying baby?

Nawa o.. No wonder. Was wondering how someone wouldn't be briefed very well about an assignment given to her...

Nothing wey person no go see for this pre-election period..

so much drama.

kai.. Jes can't stop laughing, hw d hell did u even notice dat 1 nw? She's as clueless as d shoeless one.

lyntiffany:
freedom of speech is a paramount thing in democracy and am sure Nigerians won't get it under dictator buhari so we have decided to boot him out.
Ride on TAN in diaspora, spread the good news Gej and not the Virus Buhari.

my friend go and sleep, is he in that u want to boot him out? Its GEJ that will be booted out

MansaMoussa:
Okpokpowulu

oyi idoma abole'?

angelTI:
Jona Jona Jona......

Running helter skelter, running from pillar to post, doing all the "doables" because of the forthcoming election.

Someone should kindly tell him to resign to fate as he already lost the election before it even started.

"March4Buhari

Quote me negatively at your own peril

see this kpufu oh!

pweetixandy:
Mcheeeew! So boko haram is not driving away investors?


Epileptic power supply is not bringing ridicule to nigeria?


Bad roads is not driving away investors? Crime and insecurity nko?




Naira falling to the dollar at an unbelievable rate nko?











Its OBJ's talk that is "driving investors away abi"?




GEJ,start packing ur bags fah! May29 is closer than u think it is

haba..take it easy nw, nawa oh

Airforce1:
No time mehn


Sips fanta*

hahaha...madness every where in 9ja

Daniyemi:
I doubt if you know the meaning of Warlock.

pls this is a thread in mourning, all blunders must be excused in respect for the deceased...i duff my hat to the gallant infantua.may ur soul rest in peace. #respect

lolaxavier:
Correct guy...so na u be MOD abi...make i start dey follow u joooor..wey follow button self?

i no be MOD oh! But dem gat much luv 4 me.

lolaxavier:
I hear u...I don carry chair dey watch...

wetin i tell u

sakaguchi:
Wow! This is impressive. It is very easy to be a prophet in this Nigeria oo!


Me (Now known as a prophet): Brethren! Let's pray against post-election violence and killings, what I see is gory. I see bloodbath in Kaduna, Maiduguri, Bauchi and Katsina. I see protest in Lagos, Oshogbo and Edo. Let us pray hard for this election. I believe our prayer can stop this malevolent vision and save our country. Amen.


Just like that, I have said nothing. If violence happens, they'll say Prophet Sakaguchi said so, if it doesn't happen, I will say our prayers and fasting has thwarted the bloodbath and associated hues and cries. Just like that, I'll become big, collecting 10% of anything anybody makes and amass 1000% more wealth than any of my member gets. They'll say God is blessing me and will idolize me.

Chai! Nigerians! Which way?
When are we ever going to learn?
When other climes are making giant strides in Science and Technology, we are here conjuring useless prophecies.

I don't blame the pastor sha! I blame Nairaland for bringing useless posts like this to front page.
I will pray for this pastor and the Mod that brought this to FP. May God deliver them on this Sunday. Amen.

right on d spot..we really nid to change our mind set in dis country, its pathetic

ZKOSOSO:
Keep your filthy prayers to your pathethic self. Oyedepo cannot be killed like ordinary men!
He who keeps Oyedepo is greater than all!

fanatic

Keep on begging..he might hv a change of heart,bt keep it in mind that u need to beg d rest of Nigeria individualy if u want to stand the chance of winning dis election

lolaxavier:
Guy, u are jumping in at your own peril...my posts no dey too reach front page like dat o...

no worry, so far i de involved it must reach dis tym arnd

Yup.. i don't blive dis shiii thou

I know dis is gonna mk fp, so y not jump in nw? Charlie man..go ahead with ur coda or rochi,wat Eva rocks ur boat nd quit seeking attention,u dig?

ToyozzieTohBad:
This is what you will ask when you drink last week zobo

lol..at least i can understand this one. Pls try and mk sense next time for a more effective communication.

ToyozzieTohBad:
The Book Of Lamentation Chapter 1 vs 6 to 7" Dan Foster Go Ahead And Enjoy Your Soggy "Hard" Wife". As You Can See You Don't Deserve Aunty Mi Linda. You Took Her For Granted, You Thought She Had No Future. She Has Move Forward With Her Life And The Last Time We Checked, She Gave Out Gifts And Money To Her Fans? Eyin N Ko? Baba Olori Bi AC? Abeg No Fnck Lost! No Fnck Found. Una Go Break Person Heart Finish Come Dey Lament. See His Nose Like When Puppy Dey Lick Milk.

pls what are you sayin?

LewisO:
Only God knows where terrorism in the country moving to.

But everything will soon comes to an end, by God's grace!

*Modified*

GEJ stop doing high service ok?

Seems some Fücking PDP blind supporters don't wanna have sense ? Don't be a nosy iddiot. If u like quote me and type thrash, i will let u know i don't give a Fücking damn about u.

What is their Fücking business with whom i prefer?

i support GMB all the way,but for ur threat about any one quoting u, I'ld let u know dat u're jst a noise making rat hiding in ur mama's bed room making stupid noise,and if only i can lay my hands on u...u know d rest

ritababe:
Please where can i get it

spoilt child...u want to watch sex

onila:
I feel so bad for him

I know what he did was not right way to handle things

but that girl treated him so badly

he payed for her concert
70,000$$

bought her a house and a car

just for her to bring different men into the house
when he traveled for his business

I spoke to him 3 months ago

I hope everything will be okay, he seemed like a genuine, honest guy

hw did u speak to him?? Is he ur friend? Do u hv his no.?

saharachic:
So Mr collynzo419 wetin you want make i do with the news nah? take soak garri?

babe u too local jaw...Behind up small

SeverusSnape:
Let the old hag go... Just because Jonathan did not give him the opportunity to control him that's why he's angry.
It's good the bad eggs are leaving, let him go to APC, they'll accept him with open arms.

be there calling names,those in d inner circle know wat his actions signify nd dat y der re so jittery depressed over it,u re nt informed,u jes a bloody,blind,hungry folower mkn noise on nairalana.pls go nd sit dwn nd tel ur mummy to give u food to eat.

tempem:
Money talks...

You don't have to tell people you are rich............They'll surely know.

if u gat it, flaunt it

They both look dirty