₦airaland Forum

When I hear OAU anthem , my body fly enter cloud. Lol I can't wait to become a student.

starlingslimnet:
Goodluck in your journey to hell

. As long as she dey with me , am chilling.

starlingslimnet:
Lady morgana na death sentence ooo....

. Forget. I go follow am.

Ormotosho:
Yh,am nt wit d pin number here buh d reg numba only wil do sir

. No it can't.

For Nigeria , TOKE makinwa, for world : lady morgana ...... Lol

Plz like what time will d cut off be out ? And wot time will d merit list be out ? Abeg make una answer oooo

starlingslimnet:
Connection sir.... a good long leg

. Wot if yur aggrigate is 236 to study account , wot ar yur chances ?

dokdave:
Let me first say congrats for being qualified for admission in OAU, now upon knowledge of your chances the cut off hasn't been set yet but last year's cut off was 248(i.e finding the aggregate of both the jamb and putme scores)

But nevertheless follow up ur admission well and pray hard. There seems to be a beam of light at the end of the tunnel.#TrustWit

I will be keeping us updated on any more info including the cutoff both on here and emphatically on our page
www.facebook.com/TrustWitOAU

. Chai , thank u bro

240utme .............. 233putme. Going for accounting , wot ar my chances?

Omo. D maths bad , buh d english dey waste inside past question. Account and economics soft.

bammy777:
RIP to d dead ................................
Rip to the ones Op killed with his "RAM".

. Op am sorry for my ignorance. i actullay went to check d meaning and i was wrong. NEVER QUICK TO judge. Am sorry op

tayebest:
There was a mild drama yesterday at the Senate when Senator Dino Melaye (Kogi West) addressed the Senate President, Senator Abubakar Bukola Saraki as Speaker.

Melaye, who was one of the strong loyalists of the Senate President had stood up to raise a point of order 41(b) over the alleged illegal disengagement of workers of the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) when he addressed Saraki as Speaker. Instead of saying, “The Senate President sir”, Melaye said, “Mr. Speaker sir”
.
The goof by Melaye, who was once at the House of Representatives, shocked his colleagues.
For almost two minutes, laughter of the Senators rented the air. Immediately after the laughter, Melaye sought to tender a petition written by the disengaged workers.

The Senate President granted his plea and he tendered the petition.
The petition is seeking the Senate to compel the FIRS to re-engage the disengaged staff.


Source: http://dailytrust.com.ng/daily/index.php/politics/61748-drama-as-melaye-addresses-saraki-as-speaker

. Really , i tot he was surposed to be addressed as such. Plz , do u kw d right thing he shud av said , plz i donno tell me.

Freemanan:
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/sex-workers-hold-candlelight-procession-for-slain-colleagues-in-abeokuta/

. Instead of dem to learn , lol dey are busy carrying candle.

searching4love:
[b]1) THEY LOOK FOR VULNERABLE GUYS AND SCAM THEM WITH LOVE THAT DOESN'T EXIST IN THEIR HEARTS.


2) THEY ARE INTO A TYPE OF BUSINESS CALLED MULTIPLE BOYFRIENDS. THE HIGHER THE BOYFRIENDS, THE HIGHER THE MONEY DERIVED.


3) AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN LADY IS NOT CONCERNED ABOUT HER MAN'S FUTURE. ALL THEY KNOW IS HIS CURRENT FINANCIAL SITUATION AND ONCE HE'S BROKE THEY RUN TO THE NEXT VICTIM ON THEIR FAKE LOVE TRAP.

4) THEY ARE LIKE A PLAGUE IN EVERY SERIOUS GUYS LIFE, THEY DISTRACT YOU FROM YOUR ACADEMICS OR MAKING MONEY WITH THEIR FAKE LOVE CRIES. DON'T BE DISTRACTED, THE END GAME IS TO DRILL MONEY OUT OF YOU TILL YOU GET BROKE.

5). THEY ARE INSATIABLE. HENCE AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN GIRL KEEPS AS MANY GUYS AS POSSIBLE AND ALL SHE OFFERS THEM IN RETURN IS PUSSSY MAINTAINED WITH ALUM TO MAKE HER LOOK TIGHT AND DECENT DOWN THERE.

6) THEY HAVE TERRIBLE HYGIENE. MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DIRTY AND PRODUCE TOXIC STENCH IN THEIR VAGINA DURING SEX. SOME CAN WEAR A PANT FOR 3 DAYS


7) THEY EAT LIKE GLUTTON AND GROW BELLIES LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN. IF YOU DOUBT THIS, WALK TO A NEARBY EATERY AND SEE THEIR LEVEL OF GLUTTONY. YOU WILL SEE THEIR TABLES FILLED WITH FOODS AND DRINKS THEIR PARENTS CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE THEM AT HOME COURTESY OF A NEW MAGA IN FRONT OF HER SMILING LIKE A ROASTED GOAT WHILE SHE PATIENTLY EMPTIES HIS POCKET.


NIGERIAN LADIES SEE RELATIONSHIP AS A POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM. ONCE YOU'RE IN THEIR FAKE LOVE TRAP, THEY EXPECT YOU TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITIES THEIR FATHERS CAN'T TAKE


once you spot a Nigerian girl showing you green light, be careful as the smile is fake. The quality and quantity of love you get from her depends on how financially buoyant you are and what gifts you have to offer [/b]

#Team foreign girls

. Lol , dey become OLOSHO and call it dreamchasing.

blakky97:
gimme code make I meet you there.

. Try get some nice SK.

blakky97:
where you dey guy.

. Cloud9

MrsPhyno:
Are you saying women are now players cause they were played? Cause I agree with that one o

. Yeah menh. And also any guy dey play also becomes another player.

No one becomes a player if not played.

Life with different people. As for me , Ex "till we meet in next life ". Ex don't exist.

captain11:
Hooooo my God, but pple 'er weekend. Innocent baby, look at were the indiot mother dump baby. Innocent soul for God seke. What you did to little baby may Almighty Reward you, for killing Innocent baby and dump it in place like this. If know you don't like the baby in the first place, Why did you hopen your leg for men to get you pregrence.

. WOW,

dominique:
Where are the accusing fingers? Who witnessed it? What if it's the father that doesn't want to take up responsibility. He could also have done with or without the approval of the mother. When I was in Benue, a man was arrested for throwing his new born twins into the pit latrine while their mother was asleep. Now if this man hadn't been caught, a set of dead twins would have been dug out of the laterine and the likes of you would have concluded it was the mother.

. Haha , can't u c d picture ? Before typing all this ?

jamesversion:
is the baby dead?

. No , he's as alive as yur brain.

Ferisidowu:
alright

. Let just hope it won't affect d exam.

Ferisidowu:
his subjects claims he isnt dead check google

. Dey Debunk the issue cuz of their culture, only one person "known to dem " can brake d news of the dead king , and since people leaked it dat way they had to debunk the issue and follow proper cultural step.

Ferisidowu:
HAVENT YOU HEARD that the OOni isnt dead

. Serious , are u in Nigeria? Lol He dead nah ,

Kissingerright:
Guys!
Do you think this upcoming pume will be possible next week Saturday because I was sent a message that no movement in ife for the next 7 days as a result of the death of the ooni of IFe (oro festival). hope it won't be postponed

. Omo nah true oooo , make dem no use pesin do sacrifies. Lol

Ferisidowu:
lol i know bro i was referring to bammy

. E go make sense. Lol

sojiboy:
Does celestial members wear shoes?? So what shoes are you talking abt here

. Lol, shey dem write am for my head say i be celestial?

blakky97:
bamidele
ejor bami shi lekun

. Lol, which one of d lekun ? For blessing abi d oda side ? Lol

sketcherJ:
dey accept calculators last year o

. I pray dey accept oooo.

Riwo11:
Lol. For real?

. Lol , you know the answer already.

Ferisidowu:
thanks bro

. Yur welkom