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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs DR Congo: 2026 World Cup Play-Off Finals 1(3 - 4)1 On Nov 16 2025 by Banbanna(m): 11:16pm On Nov 16, 2025

Some people and their frustrated way of looking at things. No be defender (Mbemba) score the winning penalty for DRC?? 🤔😆
That guy is indeed a sore looser, always looking for who to blame

emiye:
How did you arrive at the conclusion that defender don't take penalties? in fact, research suggest they tend to be better.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Gabon: 2026 FIFA World Cup Play-off (4 - 1) On 13th November 2025 by Banbanna(m): 7:56pm On Nov 13, 2025*

You can't blame them too much for bad mouthing Osi for those crazy misses. Even you yourself felt let down by Osi that period, and not everyone is as patient as you.
Some folks just want that goal @ every opportunity, forgetting that opportunities would always come by so long as we keep creating chances.

ANTAX99:
The same person all of you were talking down on a while ago....this life sha....just focus because people will always say all sorts when the going gets tough. Nice one Osimhen.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Gabon: 2026 FIFA World Cup Play-off (4 - 1) On 13th November 2025 by Banbanna(m): 7:30pm On Nov 13, 2025

It was a shocker of a miss. These days, Osim seems to be more better scoring headed goals than with his feet. Perhaps he's trying too hard to get the perfect angle to place the ball.

Btw, Thank God say Osim don redeem himself for those crazy misses by scoring the 3rd goal😁😊

WantsandMore:
Osimhen really needs to work on his goals scoring finesse

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Family › Re: I Finally Quit My Marriage. by Banbanna(m): 1:33pm On Nov 13, 2025

Na this kind comment I dey look for since.
I'm really struggling here to make sense of a situation where a full grown man would/should tolerate physical assault from his so called wife.
That guy really needs toughening up and perhaps some testosterone injection
Nawao, na so some men dey meek themselves, all in the name of not beating a woman? Shey, he's seen the monster husband abuser he has created.
And this is even the wife he'd courted for 5 years b4 marriage. Any sensible, discerning person would have seen the redflags and dodged the bullets.

Ganicus676:
After over a 100 slaps this year alone, you still didn't feel like quitting until she stabbed you, if you had die, shey na your ghost for dey write this story abi?

Op, you failed when you chop the first slap and didn't say anything, like which kin women una dey carry put for house that would slap you and still be feeling alright....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 4th November 2025 by Banbanna(m): 11:21pm On Nov 04, 2025

Wetin Connor Bradley see for Vini Jr body sef grin

. He's always in his pocket. Same thing happened last time they defeated RM 2 nil

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (1 - 2) On 4th November 2025 by Banbanna(m): 11:15pm On Nov 04, 2025

Silly keh? Even the Ref thought that tackle on Hakimi wasn't anything cynical when he issued him a yellow card. Same thing most of us looking at it thought.
It was when Hakimi began to groan and had to be helped out of the field that was when the Ref took it serious and upgraded the card.
The thing pain for Diaz because he actually went 4 the ball and wasn't intentional

Angelfrost:
Bayern maintain their 💯 record in all competitions, despite the silliness of Diaz.

Kompany and Arteta, well done...!

The Old Guard of football coaching is finally being moved on.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Crystal Palace: EFL Cup (0 - 3) On 29th October 2025 by Banbanna(m): 9:53pm On Oct 29, 2025

We gotta blame it on something na. Maybe it rained too heavily @ Anfield tonight that's why LFC are struggling. Or abi Diego Jota loss still dey affect dem 🤔😊

Well, maybe Crystal Palace are starting to become to them the kind of bogey stubborn team that Brighton FC used to be to Manutd until United broke the duck some days ago.

Culture › Re: Imo: Widow Forced To Drink Water Used In Bathing Husband’s Corpse Rescued by Banbanna(m): 11:55am On Oct 28, 2025

That's just what I thought. brother man. Those women predating the coming of the westerners must have gone through hell, mehn!!😔

And including those people or segments of Ibos that are victims of the Osu Caste system, which sadly still persists today within some of their communities.
It's really about time they outgrow these inhumane practices. It's not helping at all

SenecaTheYonger:
If this can still happen in 2025, just imagine how babaric these villages used to be before whites came

Culture › Re: Imo: Widow Forced To Drink Water Used In Bathing Husband’s Corpse Rescued by Banbanna(m): 11:44am On Oct 28, 2025

OMG!!

elitper:
Why can't they modernize the culture? Like mixing the dead body water with Ribena or Lucozade to make it more attractive. We have to preserve our culture.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Classico (2 - 1) On 26th October 2026 by Banbanna(m): 7:05pm On Oct 26, 2025

Little wonder why some fans dey abuse am for field, because of how he behaves. He's such a self centered player.

How would he feel if Rodrigo was the one complaining as he's being taken off the field??
That bratty/selfish Vinícius no wan gree share a little of his game time with his fellow country man

Wordson:
was throwing tantrums when they subbed him for Rodrigo.
He was like, " why will u remove me? I am your only chance to score more goals. but if dem beat una, na ur business "

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Liverpool (3 - 2) On 25th October 2025 by Banbanna(m): 10:36pm On Oct 25, 2025

Like Brighton, like Brentford, you can take out the Coach, but you can't take out the style of play.

Brentford coach, Keith Andrews picked up from where Thomas Frank left last season and has even made this team to play more uglier/dirtier football than before.
Dem too overpower LFC and frustrated all their game plans. So they now know what it feels like to get the Brentford Treatment like Manutd did a month ago😁
Their football just reminds me of Stoke City FC under Tony Pulis, very ugly to watch but works for them some of the time

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton (4 - 2) On 25th October 2025 by Banbanna(m): 8:00pm On Oct 25, 2025

Yeah, he should really do away with those guys. They aren't good enough for a club like United.
It was so obvious that they made United vulnerable, in a game that they were mostly in charge of.
As for that Malacia, I was surprised to see him . I would even prefer to use him, I think his less prone to errors than that Dorgu

Ade1177:
Chill

Those are still ten hag boys

Them go fly away this January

Very useless people

Amorim formation is so good it creates almost 30 chances every game

It all gets down to the players to convert the chances to goals

Amorim should start doing like Guardiola and stop making changes too early

Wait till 88th minute

Also wait o, camera showed malacia

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton (4 - 2) On 25th October 2025 by Banbanna(m): 7:46pm On Oct 25, 2025

Angelfrost:
Damn... What a game!

For a moment I thought Brighton were about to pull off an impossible comeback.

Mbeumo, Cunha and Lammens... It's been a great while United got it fairly right in a transfer market.

Liverpool, abeg win o!

That pair, Mbuemo and Cunha are really starting to bloom after a stuttering start to the season.
As for that Lammens, I heard the commentator said that he looks so young & boyish. The guy looks like some Boy Band member rather than a football goalie 😊.

That team put it's fans on the edge with that erratic, weak display in the last 15 minutes of the second half. They literally gave Brighton the initiative.
It just shows that substitute players like Dorgu, Zirkzee, Mainoo, can't just control and dictate the pace of the game as much as the ones they'd replaced

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (4 - 0) On 21st October 2025 by Banbanna(m): 10:11pm On Oct 21, 2025

For you to come dey use Aboki Englisse, "Frofer", e sure me say this Arsenal thrashing of ATM really sweet you wella 😊

Wordson:
Omo, see "FROFER" Flogging.. I just like d way Arsenal dismantled this Athletico Madrid.
Nice one Arsenal. Championship material.

BTW, I just hope Frankfurt no go beat us like this tomorrow

Congratulations Arsenal. I like u. U represent top of EPL table well, no be beans to top this table

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Sports › Re: Victor Boniface Too Fat, Says Werder Bremen Coach by Banbanna(m): 3:53pm On Oct 20, 2025

Mbeumo no fat but thick and muscular. Unlike Boni wey looks chubby even to football novices

GanagiBitrus:
He fat pass Mbeumo?

Anyway, he should proceed on 28days dry fasting.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Were Your Favorite Cartoons Of Childhood? by Banbanna(m): 3:36pm On Oct 20, 2025

Nice picks though!

Well, what about animated movies??
Some of whom I have downloaded in my computer and still watch occasionally.

Top of my lists are;

The Great Mouse Detective
The black Cauldron
Hunchback of Notre Dame
Sleeping Beauty
The Rescuers
Beauty and the Beast, etc.

And Lion King, Tarzan, Pocahontas, A Bug's Life which are sort of recent.
And also Rango,

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Celebrities › Re: D’Angelo, R&B Grammy-award Winning Singer, Dies Aged 51 by Banbanna(m): 2:01am On Oct 15, 2025

They don't at all.
Not wanting to belittle their taste of music, sometimes, I wonder whether they give a damn about ol" school songs at all. Because they're so consumed by trending music.
D'Angelo's death is even more heartbreaking to his son who lost his mother, Singer Angie Stone just few months ago. May both of their souls rest in peace.

bati007:
RIP D’angelo.

Those days of sweet soul serenade music.
Gen Z kids won’t understand

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Education › Re: What Is This Arachnid Called In Your Language? by Banbanna(m): 6:48pm On Oct 09, 2025

That's.....Kpakpawanga in my Bini Language

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 4th October 2025 by Banbanna(m): 8:07pm On Oct 04, 2025

For you abi 🤔. Before I dugged this up, I thought Caicedo was MOM, given how he stabilized the midfield & helped with defending. That guy's like Kante2

fergie001:
Man of the Match:

MARC CUCURELLA

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 4th October 2025 by Banbanna(m): 7:59pm On Oct 04, 2025

More like send Manutd back to Default Mode 😁😊.

The already disgruntled fans of United weren't even happy with their win over Sunderland today.
They must have been praying/hoping for a defeat.
It's dejavu all over again considering how ETH kept springing up with fluctuating results with United, kept delaying his inevitable sacking

Angelfrost:
Liverpool, 3 straight losses are a whole new low especially for a defending champion!

Well, after this International break, dem go use Man United take ease tension for Anfield.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Paris St Germain: UCL (1 - 2) On 1st October 2025 by Banbanna(m): 10:34pm On Oct 01, 2025

Yamal @ 16??😲🙆
So you mean say, some Barca go hype am so tey, dem go come forget his real age, which is 18 😁.

But Yamal dey ball sha, the killer pass he gave with the back of his feet nearly led to a goal if not for the crucial block by Zabarnyi

Angelfrost:
Lol... No let Fabrizio Romanus abi na Romania, and other Barca boys hear you o.

At least, Social media go hear word now...!

Any small thing, Yamal is at it again! He is just 16! Yamal wore new trousers, wow! Yamal dribbled two players, at his age, Messi only dribbled one!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Paris St Germain: UCL (1 - 2) On 1st October 2025 by Banbanna(m): 10:24pm On Oct 01, 2025

The Chinese no go fit produce a quality player as good as Lee Kang Yi. That guy is South Korean.
if only players were robots, the Chinese would have though 😊

It was a game of 2 halves. Barca played better than Psg in the 1st half, while PSG took control of the game in the 2nd.
The players that Flick brought in to replace Rashford, Pedri & Olmo didn't impress.

Thumbs up to PSG, upon say they were missing key players like Kvarastkelia, Doue, & Dembele, they were still able to challenge FCB, with young guns like Mbaye & Mayulu

Nna2025:
Barcelona outclassed, as a barca fan, i cannot agree more....sad to watch. Again vitinha is better than pedri, let the argument rest.

Who is that chinese guy, the boy is good!

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Family › Re: Dear Men, Do Not Over Pressure Yourselves!!! by Banbanna(m): 5:46pm On Sep 27, 2025

There's nothing normally here. Poor people due to their lack of judgement and proper family planning don normalize something or a situation that ought to be abnormal.
That poor dude sent himself to an early grave.
And like you said, those he's left behind are always going to move on with or without him. They're survivors.

Sonnobax15:
. Normally na poor man dey always dey very ~~fertile~~ reckless pass na..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (1 - 3) On 27th September 2025 by Banbanna(m): 5:25pm On Sep 27, 2025

Congrats to Brighton FC for coming through with the 3 points despite attempt by EPL VAR to frustrate them.

I was switching btw this match and the Madrid Derby, the same foul kick on the head by Arda Guler on Athletico player's head in the penalty area was given whereas EPL VAR allowed Mallo Gusto to get away with his foul kick on Minteh's head in the same area. It's such a shame.

That Chelsea defense really lacks discipline & order, the earlier they fix it the better for them.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 27th September 2025 by Banbanna(m): 3:29pm On Sep 27, 2025

I was thinking that if Sir Ferguson was an African man, tongues would have been wagging around here in Africa that the " man don go do some kind juju on Manutd, make him successors no do pass him"

But on a second thought, if that club was that jinxed or jazzed, the likes of Van Gaal, Mourinho, ETH, wouldn't have been able to win trophies for the club ever since.
So hiring the right coach is just as important as making right signings, if not slightly more important

Azazyel:
2-0 down in less than 30mins. This season would definitely be awful for United. If they can't beat Brentford then they definitely can't beat Brighton, Bournemouth and Newcastle. What do they even do in training? I'm tempted to blame amorim but this thing has been happening even before amorim came. E be like say Dem don jazz this club. At the beginning, the players were even playing like they ate a bowl of eba even when they didn't play any game. Sesko don finally score

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 27th September 2025 by Banbanna(m): 3:08pm On Sep 27, 2025

Na really dey observe grin

Come to think of it, why wouldn't that be the case for this stickler to a certain football philosophy such as Amorim??
That dude is too cautious to try something different.
And btw, Donna is a known, tried & tested keeper unlike the relatively unknown keeper United signed perhaps for the future

dominique:
Man utd and man city bought new goalkeepers on the exact same say. Man city keeper has played in 2 games so far while man uth keeper still dey observe.

Laslas Ruben Terrorim is the weapon fashioned against Manchester United

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 27th September 2025 by Banbanna(m): 2:52pm On Sep 27, 2025

Manutd, a club that keeps giving football Pundits/analysts something interesting to talk about. Dem no dey disappoint, week in/week out cheesy

Has there ever been a time this Amorim's team convincingly or confidently defeated a premier league team?
Even the goal their slacker striker scored was a goal mouth scramble.

It's almost constantly a struggle for this team. Even it took the help of an inclement weather of that pouring rain & Chelsea one man down for them to grab all 3 points @ Old Trafford last week.

The club is so shambolic under this stubborn one way coach and his useless signings.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brest Vs Nice: 4 - 1 (Full Time) by Banbanna(m): 7:47pm On Sep 20, 2025

I can bet that 98% of football fans don't even know the name of a single one of their players. Just that Brest name cover all of their names.
They don't even care whether Brest lose or win. Me follow join sef 😊😁

Angelfrost:
Sigh... That club might have to change or modify their name as they get into elite levels.

Football commentators and pundits had a field day with their name last season.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Grimsby Town Vs Manchester United 2(12 - 11)2 On 27th August 2025 by Banbanna(m): 10:37pm On Aug 27, 2025

ravensckar:
Shebi we advised you guys to buy JACKSON.

At least, a known fraud is better than an unknown fraud.

OMG!!! 😁😆😁

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Grimsby Town Vs Manchester United 2(12 - 11)2 On 27th August 2025 by Banbanna(m): 10:27pm On Aug 27, 2025

What a stretch of penalties, wow, United sha! cheesy

The moment Mbuemo stepped out for that spot kick, I said it out loud that he was going to miss. And he did. If na bet now, I go just win am.
Strangely enough, it was the same Mbuemo who brought United into the game that they were so off for the most part. Penalty shootouts can be so cruel to footballers.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 24th August 2025 by Banbanna(m): 7:51pm On Aug 24, 2025

At the bolded, don't you think those EPL refs were trying to console and compensate Manutd for what United felt was a foul on their goal keeper Bayindir when Saliba deliberately prevented him to allow Califiori to score that solo Arsenal goal??

Livelystone01:
The infield and VAR refs are drunkards. I had to change the channel when they allowed the goal to stand.

They awarded a penalty for Man United because they said the ball was coming to that direction only to allow their goal when the scorer pushed Bassey.

EPL refs and their poor officiating have resumed.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 24th August 2025 by Banbanna(m): 7:32pm On Aug 24, 2025

If it was by him bossing the Portuguese league maybe he would have been as successfull in EPL as Jose Mourinho who did exceptionally well with FC Porto and challenged & even toppled title winning managers of the time like Ferguson and Wenger in EPL.

And what about Arne Slot, who has been able to impact LFC successfully despite coming from a kinda Farmers League, Eredivisie.

Just that with Amorim, it's been his inability to use a formation and tactics that works in EPL. But he's trying so hard to make his players work with it, which hasn't really been the case so far.

xynerise:
Someone used a farmer's league standard to perform well and you think he is a great coach. Mtchew

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