sainty2k3:
Hmmm. It reminds me of the kind of food they served in NYSC camp, if they can do that to graduate how much more the IDP. I think the presidency should look directly into this

Sincerely, it just brought that NYSC Camp situation staight to my head. Those people for kitchen no get joy. I remember one sunday morning that they gave me just two balls of akara. I was told pap is finished. The annoying thing is that the akara is as small as that round kuli kuli! ):<

Pataki, lay me Flavour - Wake Up

Nihilist knack me Akpako by Terry G
Ibime, please be in charge of the drinks! This party must be a grand success.
Noah13, please serve the people at the back seat, they are yet to eat.

Where the caterers for this party nah? Tval, Nihilist ramdeuter, Roland17, pataki, Bimffo!

Roland17:
This style no bad

U head dey there!

Bimffo:


Oya, Conductor, You get change 1000 naira.?

Oya enter like that! Other people go get change!
Man Utd b/stop!!! Man Utd b/stop!!! Wole wole!

Abeg make una help me choose, I no know which one to wear!

Eyin omo wobe! Man U b/stop Man U b/stop! Enter with your change oooo!

E don tey wey I attend party! Make I iron my agbada down! E be like say awon omo wobe go show for here.

MaziOmenuko:
Are u guys missing Mata already?
Okk, I was supposed to say thank you and walk away.

See my agbada wey I dey wear come una party! I don iron am down!

Hazard's play has been terrible! He needs to improve. Many a times, when he is with the ball, the urgency to score isn't there. Same for Willian who would run, only to wait for the defenders to cover and will be shaking his leg like a hen looking for something in the ground. Do I even need to say that his shooting is terrible?!
Fabregas, since the season started hasn't gotten anything right! Too many misplaced places and he isn't offering any cover for the defense. Matic had a drab game, hopefully he'll get his act together. For Iva, I guess the issue has been over flogged here, no need dwelling on that.
Thanks to Pedro, his assault on the defense line helped us a lot. A "Pedroless" game would have resulted into a big loss for us, something that could have been more than 3-0!
All in all, the psychology of the players have been affected, but I hope this victory marks the turning point for us!

1-3! Caesar

Costa assisted by Pedro! 2-0

Pedro!

Some people might just commit suicide seeing this!

BekeeBuAgbara:

Typographical error, thanks.

No time. Pedro trains!

Maybe harsh in some sense, given the free education history of Southwest, but still fair since it doesn't make sense to be wasting money on people who don't want to be educated. Desperate times require desperate measures!

Pedro is now officially a Blue!
www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2015/08/pedro-signs-for-chelsea-.html

Official: City sign Otamendi

FA Cup Fixture: Chamokazzy Pornsters vs P.enis of Messi

Lemme guess, the venue is Nud.ity Arena. Who will carry the day? Will P.enis of Messi rape the pornsters or otherwise.
MaziOmenuko should do his tabloid jor. At least it would be funny to read.

Nihilist:


Ladies and Gentlemen.

I present to you a real case of Mental Gymnastics.

E for pain me. But e no really pain me. Does it pain me? Philosophy and Process.

hmmmm

Nihilist, why evilz?

DJ abeg gimme Marvelous Benji, fire go burn them! For all the people wey no want make we sign player.

Let the party start!

The squad looks like a shadow of itself. This isn't the same Chelsea that you look at the bench and you feel assured that there is someone that can come on and change the game when push comes to shove.
It is matchday, and even if we lose, I'll still join the party. To be frank, I'm not expecting much, but something tells me that the real owambe will be happening at our neighbours ground.

DJ, gimme Kimi Ranking - Shakara don end

Why this party dey quick start nah?

4-0! Goodness and mercy!!!

Area!!! I hail ooo

Learnt it is the reshuffling of duties, or whatever they've termed it. Anyway, she isn't the first, so many staff have had their roles/responsibilities changed, therefore ya'all should let it slide. I know most of the 'sympathies' she is getting is because of her gender. Although I'm not supporting Mou, but c'mon guys!

Mukina2 darling, as usual, I've defeated you in the FA Cup. You know why this happens everytime, even if I score low, u're always meant to be beaten my me

BTW, one heck of a scrappy week and scrappy win. Just like Ibime said, 3 pts is what matters. On to the next one.

DJ play me Flekta Man - E don red! Follow it with Olamide - Apa ti ja bo