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You need Jesus! |
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Wow!!! Your vagina must be very wide ![]() Na mansion dey inside your pussy |
thieves! |
This is the end of the world! Jesus is coming soon! |
Girl: how much do you have in ur account? Me: about 5 million naira Girl: wooow! I love you Me: I love you too baby No further questions needed ![]() I don't talk much when my pocket is full and heavy. |
Na who be her boyfriend sef? ![]() |
skywalker240:Pity your future wife |
Tobyshegz:It is still d same thing and d same meaning. Do you know what akobi means in Yoruba it means the first born. Jesus has done a remarkable thing which is not humanly possible. He is known has the first man to die and rise from the dead........I guess that is why he is referred to has akobi ninu a won oku. I hope u try and understand my point. |
senbonzakurakageyoshi:Mention their Names please. Because I don't know of any other man who died and was buried for 3 days and came back alive like Jesus did. |
utenwuson:Am sorry for you ![]() |
Tobyshegz:Jesus Christ is the first man alive to rise from the dead and also the last. That is the simple meaning. If you want to know more see your pastor. ![]() |
David0:I don't trust you ![]() |
It means he is the first born among dead people.........,.. |
Jantamanta kill am ja kabakaba haaaaaaa! Eeeeeee kabakaba ![]() |
I Can't Say Sorry for Nothing... Son: Dad, I want to get married Dad: First, tell me you are sorry Son: For what? Dad: Say sorry Son: But for what? What did I do? Dad: Just say sorry Son: But...What have I done wrong? Dad: I said, say sorry Son: Why ![]() Dad: Say Sorry!! Son: Please... Just tell me why?! Dad: Say sorry... Son: OK Dad, I am sorry Dad: Uhun... you've just qualified for marriage. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you are ready to get married! I can never forget this, It was in Rev Omar Pela's church. He told a story of how on a particular morning, his wife stormed into the room with a moody look on her face.. Being a gentleman, he asked, sweetheart what's wrong? She said, nothing! (you know when a lady tells you...nothing. irk!). So he impressed further, You don't sound fine dear... She replied, I said I'm fine! He said at that moment he tried to replay in his head, if there was any misunderstanding previously... He couldn't remember any. So, not to cause any tension at home, he decided to continue his study in church office... As he picked the car keys to leave, the wife blurted.. So you are going to leave without showing concern or care. He said at that point he was angry and shouted... Did I not ask you? What else do you want me to do... So he slammed the door and left. On getting to the car downstairs about to start the car... The Holy spirit asked him, if someone passes by now and mistakenly hit his leg on a stone, what would you say? He replied, I will tell the person sorry. The Holy spirit asked again, did you cause the person to hit his leg on the stone? He said no! Then why would you say sorry for what you didn't cause?... He said instantly he got the message the Holy spirit was trying to pass across... that you don't have to be the cause to say sorry. So he got back upstairs, his wife looking at him angrily... Then he said, sweetheart I'm sorry... She just wrapped her arm around him and sobs. What a wonder! He said he was left speechless and wondering.. Dear friends, stop justifying yourself. Can you just tell him/her you are sorry even if it was your partner's fault? I am sorry can make that relationship work! |
slimthugchimee:You are wicked ![]() |
Am here to like post ![]() |
Na madness swag ![]() |
Be like say my yansh dey scratch me, dis mosquito bad ooo ![]() |
See design But 6gig ram too much now, when no be say u wan build house on top phone |
Alleyways are always filled with doors, many of which never seem to lead anywhere. Once in a while, you may find a door that seems completely out of place and out of time. These old wooden doors look like they could be centuries old and have very delicate and ornate designs carved into them. These are the One Way Doors. Now one day, you might find yourself down an alley, staring at one of these mysterious doors, overcome with curiosity.You approach the door and test the copper doorknob, surprised to find that the door has been left open. You swing the door open slowly, finding that it’s extremely dark. Despite it being rather bright in the alley, you’re unable to see anything past the doorway. Still bugged by the possibilities of what lies behind the door, you go against your better judgment and step into the pitch darkness. You blink a few times, allowing your eyes to adjust to the brightness, and you realize that you’re standing back in the alley, facing the door. You try the doorknob again, except that this time, it’s locked. The last thing you remember doing is going through this old wooden door, except now, you’re standing back out in the alley. You shrug it off as some memory lapse or déjà vu moment, and seeing as the door was now locked, you decide to head home. As you turn around, you see a man heading towards the door, clearly just as curious about the door as you were. “Don’t bother, bro. It’s locked,” you tell him. He doesn’t mind you and keeps walking towards the door, going straight through you. “Wait, what the fvck?!” You stare wide-eyed as the man continues to make his way towards the door. “How did he -?! Is that guy a ghost?! Unless, I’m the -” The man reaches for the doorknob and opens the door. He pokes his head into the darkness before fully stepping though the doorway. As the man steps into the room, his foot doesn’t find any ground. He falls 30 feet down to the bottom of the pit inside the room. He dies the instant he hits the pile of dead bodies at the bottom of the pit; his body lies neatly next to yours. You Are Dead!!!!!!! |
Change your nanny and see maybe this will help. This is very important so that your girl won't make u a grandfather at the age of 12 ![]() |
La click la Mumu ![]() |
sunnyeinstein:The usher come beg me later o, I just forgive am sha! because d tin wey I for do am....... ![]() |
osayuwamwen:Am working on it. It will be available very soon, just have little patience I will let u know when am done |
That was how one usher go knock me for head inside church just because say I close my eyes wen pastor dey preach. And I no dey sleep ooo d tin pain me sha! ![]() Just because say God dey show me vision for my dream ![]() |
We need answers ![]() |
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