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RomanceRe: . by banjicom(m): 10:22pm On May 25, 2016
You need Jesus!
CelebritiesRe: Throw Back Pix Of Aki During NYSC by banjicom(m): 10:46pm On May 10, 2016
grin grin angry
Jokes EtcRe: That Moment As A Lady And You Realise This by banjicom(m): 8:28pm On May 09, 2016
Wow!!! Your vagina must be very wide angry
Na mansion dey inside your pussy
CrimeRe: How I Was Defrauded by banjicom(m): 3:48pm On May 03, 2016
angry thieves!
RomanceRe: See What This Woman's Husband Is Doing With Her Dad (PIC) by banjicom(m): 12:00am On May 02, 2016
This is the end of the world! Jesus is coming soon!
RomanceRe: LADIES!! Here Are 5 Questions That You MUST Ask The Man You Are Dating! by banjicom(m):
Girl: how much do you have in ur account?
Me: about 5 million naira
Girl: wooow! I love you
Me: I love you too baby


No further questions needed grin

I don't talk much when my pocket is full and heavy.
CelebritiesRe: Asa Wows In New Photo by banjicom(m):
Na who be her boyfriend sef? angry
RomanceRe: Learn To Say Sorry For No Reason by banjicom(op): 11:44pm On May 01, 2016
skywalker240:
never! angry
Pity your future wife cry
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Meaning Of This Strong Name by banjicom(m): 11:39pm On May 01, 2016
Tobyshegz:
So why "akobi awon oku" whereas they could have given him another name like "alaye l'arin awon oku"
It is still d same thing and d same meaning. Do you know what akobi means in Yoruba it means the first born.

Jesus has done a remarkable thing which is not humanly possible. He is known has the first man to die and rise from the dead........I guess that is why he is referred to has akobi ninu a won oku.

I hope u try and understand my point.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Meaning Of This Strong Name by banjicom(m): 11:29pm On May 01, 2016
senbonzakurakageyoshi:
I'm quite sure Jesus wasn't the first person to rise from the dead or the last - at least according to biblical accounts.
Mention their Names please.

Because I don't know of any other man who died and was buried for 3 days and came back alive like Jesus did.
RomanceRe: Learn To Say Sorry For No Reason by banjicom(op): 10:18pm On May 01, 2016
utenwuson:
I ll not say sorry!
Am sorry for you tongue
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Meaning Of This Strong Name by banjicom(m): 9:21pm On May 01, 2016
Tobyshegz:
As in??. I still dont understand!. How can somebody be the 1st born of dead people??
Jesus Christ is the first man alive to rise from the dead and also the last.

That is the simple meaning.

If you want to know more see your pastor. cheesy
CrimeRe: Boy Kidnapped By A Lady In Port Harcourt (Photo) by banjicom(m): 9:18pm On May 01, 2016
David0:
No
I don't trust you angry
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Meaning Of This Strong Name by banjicom(m): 9:09pm On May 01, 2016
It means he is the first born among dead people.........,..
RomanceRe: Why Do Black Women Bleach? by banjicom(m): 9:05pm On May 01, 2016
Jantamanta kill am ja kabakaba haaaaaaa!
Eeeeeee kabakaba angry
RomanceLearn To Say Sorry For No Reason by banjicom(op): 9:00pm On May 01, 2016
I Can't Say Sorry for Nothing...
Son: Dad, I want to get married
Dad: First, tell me you are sorry
Son: For what?
Dad: Say sorry
Son: But for what? What did I do?
Dad: Just say sorry
Son: But...What have I done wrong?
Dad: I said, say sorry
Son: Whyhuh
Dad: Say Sorry!!
Son: Please... Just tell me why?!
Dad: Say sorry...
Son: OK Dad, I am sorry
Dad: Uhun... you've just qualified for marriage.
When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all,
then you are ready to get married!
I can never forget this, It was in Rev Omar Pela's
church.
He told a story of how on a particular morning,
his wife stormed into the room with a moody
look on her face.. Being a gentleman, he asked,
sweetheart what's wrong? She said, nothing!
(you know when a lady tells you...nothing. irk!).
So he impressed further, You don't sound fine
dear... She replied, I said I'm fine! He said at
that moment he tried to replay in his head, if
there was any misunderstanding previously... He
couldn't remember any. So, not to cause any
tension at home, he decided to continue his
study in church office...
As he picked the car keys to leave, the wife
blurted.. So you are going to leave without
showing concern or care.
He said at that point he was angry and
shouted... Did I not ask you? What else do you
want me to do... So he slammed the door and
left.
On getting to the car downstairs about to start
the car... The Holy spirit asked him, if someone
passes by now and mistakenly hit his leg on a
stone, what would you say? He replied, I will tell
the person sorry. The Holy spirit asked again, did
you cause the person to hit his leg on the stone?
He said no! Then why would you say sorry for
what you didn't cause?...
He said instantly he got the message the Holy
spirit was trying to pass across... that you don't
have to be the cause to say sorry. So he got
back upstairs, his wife looking at him angrily...
Then he said, sweetheart I'm sorry...
She just wrapped her arm around him and sobs.
What a wonder! He said he was left speechless
and wondering..
Dear friends, stop justifying yourself. Can you
just tell him/her you are sorry even if it was your
partner's fault? I am sorry can make that
relationship work!
GamingRe: Lets Play A Game"the Comment With No Likes" by banjicom(m): 9:03pm On Apr 30, 2016
slimthugchimee:
lemme like your post first
You are wicked angry
GamingRe: Lets Play A Game"the Comment With No Likes" by banjicom(m): 4:15pm On Apr 30, 2016
Am here to like post grin
CelebritiesRe: See What A Lady Posted Online; Swag Or Madness? by banjicom(m): 3:57pm On Apr 30, 2016
Na madness swag angry
RomanceRe: 7 Ways Religious Ladies Act When They Visit Their Boyfriend by banjicom(m): 7:40pm On Apr 27, 2016
Be like say my yansh dey scratch me, dis mosquito bad ooo grin
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy Note 6: Specifications And Unofficial Details by banjicom(m): 1:45pm On Apr 27, 2016
See design

But 6gig ram too much now, when no be say u wan build house on top phone
LiteratureOne-way Doors by banjicom(op): 8:02pm On Apr 25, 2016
Alleyways are always filled with doors, many of which never seem to lead anywhere. Once in a while, you may find a door that seems completely out of place and out of time. These old wooden doors look like they could be centuries old and have very delicate and ornate designs carved into them. These are the One Way Doors.

Now one day, you might find yourself down an alley, staring at one of these mysterious doors, overcome with curiosity.You approach the door and test the copper doorknob, surprised to find that the door has been left open. You swing the door open slowly, finding that it’s extremely dark. Despite it being rather bright in the alley, you’re unable to see anything past the doorway. Still bugged by the possibilities of what lies behind the door, you go against your better judgment and step into the pitch darkness.

You blink a few times, allowing your eyes to adjust to the brightness, and you realize that you’re standing back in the alley, facing the door. You try the doorknob again, except that this time, it’s locked. The last thing you remember doing is going through this old wooden door, except now, you’re standing back out in the alley. You shrug it off as some memory lapse or déjà vu moment, and seeing as the door was now locked, you decide to head home.

As you turn around, you see a man heading towards the door, clearly just as curious about the door as you were. “Don’t bother, bro. It’s locked,” you tell him. He doesn’t mind you and keeps walking towards the door, going straight through you.

“Wait, what the fvck?!”

You stare wide-eyed as the man continues to make his way towards the door. “How did he -?! Is that guy a ghost?! Unless, I’m the -”

The man reaches for the doorknob and opens the door. He pokes his head into the darkness before fully stepping though the doorway.

As the man steps into the room, his foot doesn’t find any ground. He falls 30 feet down to the bottom of the pit inside the room. He dies the instant he hits the pile of dead bodies at the bottom of the pit; his body lies neatly next to yours.

You Are Dead!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: . by banjicom(m): 10:23pm On Apr 24, 2016
Change your nanny and see maybe this will help.

This is very important so that your girl won't make u a grandfather at the age of 12 angry
RomanceRe: 5 Seduct!ve Words To Make A Woman W*t In 2mins, Still Unbelievable by banjicom(m): 7:09pm On Apr 24, 2016
La click la Mumu angry
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by banjicom(m): 6:46pm On Apr 24, 2016
sunnyeinstein:
Bros i swear to God oo, i go disrupt that service and make sure say i mark d usher for body, i swear!
The usher come beg me later o, I just forgive am sha! because d tin wey I for do am....... grin
Technology MarketRe: Doogee Products: Doogee X5 @ #18,000. by banjicom(m): 3:33pm On Apr 24, 2016
osayuwamwen:
Where can I get custom rom for doogee x6pro
Am working on it. It will be available very soon, just have little patience I will let u know when am done
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by banjicom(m):
That was how one usher go knock me for head inside church just because say I close my eyes wen pastor dey preach. And I no dey sleep ooo d tin pain me sha! angry angry

Just because say God dey show me vision for my dream grin
RomanceRe: Single Guys How Do You Cope Or Answer Them? by banjicom(m): 12:27pm On Apr 24, 2016
We need answers angry

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