No time to check Wristwatch jare.
Lemme drop the stuff quickly like "Usain Bolt".

1. They Make Sure They Wear An Unseductive Dress

Religious ladies make sure they dress unseductively.They're not like ladies that do wear "Gown" that only covers half of the breast and butt.Religious ladies dress like that because they know some guys can be having sexual arousal towards them.They dress to avoid any arousal of sex.

2. Refuses To Hug

They refuse hugging their boyfriend at his house.They do think hugging is a sin.Because when they both hug, she feels as if he has touched her boobs through hugging.You can't ever see a religious lady giving you a hug but she prefers a handshake.

3. They Talk About The Bible Or Quran

They love asking questions about the bible or quran."Who's the father of Isaac"? And the guy will be like "What the hell is wrong with her".They love preaching and talking about their religion belief.Sometimes, it makes the day boring for the guy.

4. They Hate You Playing Action, Love Or Adventurous Movies

They detest you playing those movies for them because they do know some of the movies contain sinful scenes like "Sex".They prefer watching a religious movies, or nothing.

5. Decline Food And Drinks

Whenever you offer them something to eat or drink, they refuse taking it buh only ask for a glass cup of water.They always caution themselves not to fall victim of molestation or being rape through the food or drinks.

6. There Make Sure There's Gap Between She And You

They make sure there's distance between both of you.They avoid close distance.Religious ladies don't want to destroy her personality and don't want to feel anything guilty.They know guys do have a belief that when a lady visits him, he must take advantage of her.

7. They Avoid Making Use Of Make-ups

You can't a religious lady using make up kits like "Powder, lipsticks etc.They don't want to allure the guy so that he won't demand for sex.

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Feel free to add yours.

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DanceVille

Hmm some dey front o dem bad die

DanceVille:
No time to check Wristwatch jare.
Lemme quickly drop the stuff like "Usain Bolt".

1. They Make Sure They Wear An Unseductive Dress

Religious ladies make sure they dress unseductively.They're not like ladies that do wear "Half gown" that only covers half of the breast and butt.Religious ladies dress like that because they know some guys can be having sexual arousal towards them.They dress to avoid any arousal of sex.

2. Refuses To Hug

They refuse hugging their boyfriend at his house.They do think hugging is a sin.Because when they both hug, she feels as if he has touched her boobs through hugging.You can't ever see a religious lady giving you a hug but she prefers a handshake.

3. They Talk About The Bible Or Quran

They love asking questions about the bible or quran."Who's the father of Isaac"? And the guy will be like "What the hell is wrong with her".They love preaching and talking about their religion belief.Sometimes, it makes the day boring for the guy.

4. They Hate You Playing Action, Love Or Adventurous Movies

They detest you playing those movies for them because they do know some of the movies contain sinful scenes like "Sex".They prefer watching a religious movies, or nothing.

5. Decline Food And Drinks

Whenever you offer them something to eat or drink, they refuse taking it buh only ask for a glass cup of water.They always caution themselves not to fall victim of molestation or being rape through the food or drinks.

shuffle the drink first

Lemme buy this plot.

Be like say my yansh dey scratch me, dis mosquito bad ooo

OP. u ar blessed

Zyzman:
Hmm some dey front o dem bad die

He's talking about the real religious ones here, not the ones faking it.

Danceville again

Religious girls like us don't act like that









*in Ade's voice* op why u lying

Zyzman:
Hmm some dey front o dem bad die

Meaning bro?

sinaj:
Religious girls like us don't act like that









*in Ade's voice* op why u lying

Idon'tbelieve you're religious

sinaj:
Religious girls like us don't act like that









*in Ade's voice* op why u lying

Idon'tbelieve you're religious.


Lying? As in how.

banjicom:
Be like say my yansh dey scratch me, dis mosquito bad ooo

Lol! Don't you have a mosquitoes' net?

vicstar:
I bet you if u eventually put 'em in d mood, ur gunna see d hoe in 'em every chick got one u just need to know d trigger button

Trigger button? You kidding me.

my brother don't underestimate the forming of some church sisters o
Na them sabi pass.

DanceVille:
Trigger button? You kidding me.

yap, wen u observe her meticulously u'll find out.

vicstar:


yap, wen u observe her meticulously u'll find out.

This guy... Seriously you no holy o.


I'm very sure your dad must be a pastor...*grin*

If she no do like this, you sef go dey wonder whether she be dat farmer tool

Cholls:
my brother don't underestimate the forming of some church sisters o

Na them sabi pass.

Hmm!


Buh I guess few of them sha.

hahahahahaha

they wear layers upon layers of clothing,just like this

3 panties
3 tights
2 bras
2 singlets

just incase you wana try anything,these are enough to discourage you

DanceVille:
This guy... Seriously you no holy o.

I'm very sure your dad must be a pastor...*grin*

lol .

UrWorstNitemare:

OP. u ar blessed

Blessed you were brother.

Cheerz!

UrWorstNitemare:

OP. u ar blessed

Blessed you were brother.

Cheerz!

Why keep a boyfriend then?

Angelberry:
Danceville again

Lol! Angelberry again...*Big grin*

vizkiz:
I don't allow "church sisters" to visit me not even when I am ill. Especially not when I am ill

Why bro? Is it because they do preach alot? I guess so.

ButteredBiscuit:
I'm "religious" an this isn't so fer every lady

°I will hug you
.....unless yer hands become explorers
•I won't turn yer hospitality
....unless you can't cook
°We can sit close
...just behave yaself.Thank you sir
°Lol! I won't spit scrpitures at you

That really gat me laughing loud.

vicstar:


lol .

Don't lie o. Aint I right? About ur father being a pastor.

Op: are you talking from experience?