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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns 22 Year Old Female Suspected Hacker For Fraud (photo) by bankai2015(f): 8:15pm On May 18, 2015
Family / Re: Why Do Some Married Women Enjoy Their Husband Begging For Sex? by bankai2015(f): 11:10pm On May 16, 2015
tpiaT:
when male birds and animals in the wild, display their brightest colours during courtship, is that not begging females to mate with them?
ODE, keep on comparing your father and mother with animals
Romance / Re: Approaching A Lady. by bankai2015(f): 9:33pm On May 16, 2015
searching4lovee:



BITCHH CAN YOU SUCK MY DICK FOR A LIVING undecided
see this tomatoes head, make i suck your baby prick by? Thats child abuse my dear
Science/Technology / Re: First Warm-blooded Fish Found! by bankai2015(f): 12:07am On May 16, 2015
Guy, No be plastic be this undecided
Romance / Re: Approaching A Lady. by bankai2015(f): 11:50pm On May 15, 2015
Were that mumu searching4lovee, abi Mod don ban you.

Come report yourself grin
Family / Re: Man In Court, Says Wife Must Refund N1.4 Million He Spent To Marry Her by bankai2015(f): 1:47pm On May 15, 2015
irunoobo:
THIS IS ONE REASON WHY I WILL NEVER MARRY AN IGBO MAN. THEY TOO LIKE MONEY. HE SHOULD REFUND ALL THE PUNNY HE HAS ENJOYED FROM THE WOMAN TOO. SILLY COW undecided

With your Chinese face and insect mouth, weti come bring Igbo come into this?


We know your type.



Night workers, the day one politician go give you juju make you chop heh,
Family / Re: Why Do Olden Days Marriages Last Longer Than Modern Ones? by bankai2015(f): 11:39pm On May 14, 2015
tucky200:
Duyu watch naruto sweetie ??
My dear,
Both ohh. Bleach and naruto plus any fine Anime

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Family / Re: Why Do Olden Days Marriages Last Longer Than Modern Ones? by bankai2015(f): 11:29pm On May 14, 2015
tpiadotcom:
Strange!

Modern marriages have both the husband and wife either wishing for death or divorce as their only alternatives, why marry if you hate your fellow human?

Nor be by force nah.


Na telemundo cos am ohh


Lalasticlala, seun. Pls ban telemundo.


Na telemundo dey make our marriage fall

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Career / Re: Please Help Me Choose Between Zenith And UBA by bankai2015(f): 11:22pm On May 14, 2015
cigie:
I could use your advice…

I have recently finished medicals with Zenith bank and UBA, and I am pretty sure to land both jobs. Both are contract jobs; however Zenith is offering a two year contract while UBA is one year. The salary difference is not much, so that is not a deciding factor for me, at least not at this entry stage…but I would love to know the pay at confirmation. I’m more concerned about career advancement and job security now.

I would appreciate your inputs as to which offer is best. Kindly state the reason(s) behind your suggestions. I would really love to hear from bankers.

Thanks.

I don get alert, na Godwin!!

I finish school, na Godwin!


I don see job, na Godwin!


I don see mumu, na Godwin ohh na Godwin!


Any foolish action you take, na Godwin!
Family / Re: How To Date, Marry & Fit Into The Life Of An Educated Professional Man by bankai2015(f): 6:45pm On May 14, 2015
today, one mumu dey say she no fit date guy with bad English and she herself no fit write simple English,

THE foolish mod put am for front page


last upper week one woman/girl dey write list on how you go take differ boys from men in relationship, she just dey yan piss and mess.



THE SAME foolish mod put am for front page





now this one dey write how to take deceived men or marry educated men,



THE same foolish mod put am for front page,





if you understand the flow of life, you will understand that this world is in two dimension,

just find who is compatible with your nature, and everything will take care of itself,

the truth of the matter besay men na the most complicated human being on earth, you can't just understand them completely,

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Family / Re: I Saw Indecency In My Sister's Phone. What Should I Do To Her? by bankai2015(f): 5:48pm On May 14, 2015
clevvermind:
i was going through my sister's phone, and i saw indecency films. i just feel like smashing her head that moment. i just manage to hold myself. i was very angry with her cos i don't want her to be watching such things. i should be the only one watching such films. i don't want her to corrupt herself. she is just 20.
please, what should i do to her? what punishment should i give to her.

first of all,


you are a very very foolish man or boy,

her phone is her private stuff, so why did you open her phone,


secondly, you are a very very very mugu,

is she no 20yrs old, she is an adult



thirdly, you are a very very very very useless boy or man. do you want to tell me that you have not watch porn in your life,

or are your still a virgin undecided
Religion / Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by bankai2015(f): 1:38pm On May 14, 2015
AbuuUsaamah:
This is the type of news I love; the type that really hits the infidels. Infidels be like: another one again? *develops HBP*

By the will and grace of Allah, this will be her last religion; the same way it was for Cat Stevens and Loon, aka Chauncey Lamont Hawkins.

By Allah, this religion shall spread to all corners of the world in spite of those that want to destroy it, both inside it and outside it- haters keep hating.

They want to extinguish the light of Allah, and Allah will perfect and complete His light, even tho the infidels hate that.
[Surah 51, verse 8]

them won extinguished the light, the light of bomb after the detonation which must have kill a allot of people
Religion / Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by bankai2015(f): 1:32pm On May 14, 2015
Ishilove:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3080683/Lindsay-Lohan-turns-Islam-Trouble-actess-carries-Quran-steps-Brooklyn-court-ordered-community-service-children-s-center.html

Born Catholic, then on to Buddhism, then Jewish Kabbala; now Islam. Is it the alcohol at work or she really is confused about which religion to settle on?

What do you think?

don't worry, keep on shouting Allahu Akbar still your belly burst and and keep on digging your head in the ground until you use your head find gold for ground
Celebrities / Re: [photos] List Of Best Dressed African Celebrities 2015 by bankai2015(f): 9:05pm On May 13, 2015
Omavik:
Ok Miss,,u've been noticed...
undecided
Crime / Re: Gunmen Snatch Channels TV Bus In Benin, Beat & Tie Up Driver by bankai2015(f): 7:42pm On May 13, 2015
the way them dey beat and kill channel reporters like chicken, i dey suspect NTA and AIT. na them dey master plan all this tin to channel,
Celebrities / Re: [photos] List Of Best Dressed African Celebrities 2015 by bankai2015(f): 5:44pm On May 13, 2015
Omavik:
Lupita's finger r vry lovely.. Awww!!Nadia is such a Goddess... Wow dey r all vry beautiful nd handsome.. But Tonto shldnt b on d list,,to me tho.....
since nadia na goddess, carry your mat go worship her na undecided by the way, weti tonto do you? you won tel me say you no get one dark secret?
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by bankai2015(f): 12:52am On May 13, 2015
ligopedro:

Nutty U .. Why not Rat Hair ... grin
grin grin you want make he groundnut dey smell by, me no dey oh, sleep wel oh, i don go sleep
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by bankai2015(f): 12:47am On May 13, 2015
ligopedro:

No worry i go buy ham attachment and glue , how about that ..
depending on the type of attachment he won use. but i go advice make he use goat hair and super glue
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by bankai2015(f): 12:42am On May 13, 2015
unyours:
Lol! dem follow deh entertain you too
me, i just dey my window dey look how guyz dey follow her like mosquito were don see shitte
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by bankai2015(f): 12:35am On May 13, 2015
ligopedro:
That wickedness nao .. cry
LOLZ, NO BE WICKEDNESS OH
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by bankai2015(f): 12:32am On May 13, 2015
unyours:
That's a poor yardstick for defining real women and mumu boys.
Some other person will say real women are not on NL.
If you don't have it tell dear brethrens so dem go free you grin
lolz, which woman go gree say she no get am, na attention i no won get. meanwhile, them rekaiku and her gang dey entertain una
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by bankai2015(f): 12:23am On May 13, 2015
Dragonking:


You are boring abeg..BTW bankai from bleach anime and yet you use a naruto anime character as ur profile pix? You are on your own.
no worry when you don grow hair for prick, i go put my picture, grin
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by bankai2015(f): 12:16am On May 13, 2015
Dragonking:


Where your booty or buggy biasia
lol, real woman no dey put all this kind back pics na, you want make i get 256 likes from mumu boys by?

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Romance / Re: If You Have Attended Over 100 Weddings And Still Single.....pics by bankai2015(f): 12:14am On May 13, 2015
sexylogan:


Funny but Albert Einstein died on April 18th 1955
worse lie i don ever read,

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Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by bankai2015(f): 12:05am On May 13, 2015
i just remember one music, " I LIKEN YOUR BIGGY BIASIA, E DEY MAKE ME KADISI KADIYA"
Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by bankai2015(f): 9:42pm On May 12, 2015
gamyy:

buh i tot aizen has alredy bn defeated
he resurface during the destruction ss, in the manga
Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by bankai2015(f): 7:00pm On May 12, 2015
gamyy:
is he not already powerful.... dual.....dual zanpakutou....hahahaha...all dz tadebayo pple shaaa like over hypin....na so dem over hype kenpachi like say him strong pass yamamoto..#Team_Byakuya...

scatter
hahaha, as for now, nobody is as strong as yamamoto, unless azine
Romance / Re: Girls What Are Those Signs You Show When You Want A Guy To Approach You? by bankai2015(f): 12:14am On May 12, 2015
missclasssy:


Dude it's the other way round.
Most guys that tend to like me on this forum always try to look for ways to provoke me or just engage in a duel with me. Some even resort to insulting me for no reason.

I swear to god and keep on swearing,

like serious, deep down you be man but dey use female moniker,

we have being their, and it feels good, grin grin

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Romance / Re: Urgently: Some Strategic Advice Needed As A Matter Of Destiny by bankai2015(f): 10:52pm On May 11, 2015
paschu:
_________________________WARNING_________________________

Please this is not a joke. It's happening right now as we speak. So only thoughtful and ACTIONABLE responses are to be given. Please if you're not pretty sure that your advice is super good it would DEFINITELY be better to ONLY scroll through this thread, and just read and enjoy without talking. Thanks in advance for cooperating.

___________________NOW THE SITUATION___________________

A 36 years old pastor had been dating a young girl since the past eight years. He met this girl in her late teens and was actually very instrumental in shaping the young lady's moral perception and persona - though he NEVER supported the girl financially all those years. And that was because he was very, very poor, unschooled but probably better educated than many of our graduates today.

To give a few background, he single handedly guided the girl through the process of gaining admission to university after about three years of waiting. He also helped the girl develop self-confidence which eventually helped her to become a VP at her campus fellowship among other leadership roles.

Now the girl has graduated from the university, but her family opposed her intention to marry this pastor which ultimately contributed to their breakup late last year before her graduation proper.

Now an important point to remember is that this girl was a virgin when the pastor started dating her eight years ago, and according to what I heard, she's still a virgin up till now as a graduate about to go for her youth service.

Now the twist is that this pastor met another girl online early this year who lives in another state quite far from where the pastor is based but that's okay. But what's scary is that this second lady is a complete opposite of the first girl both in good and bad sides.

- She's a single mother with a three month old baby. (Though She's a graduate too about to go for service.) But the first girl is still a virgin.

- The first lady is a complex and classy type but the second lady is simple and almost-naive house wife material, according to what the pastor told me.

-The pastor has known the first girl and her family for years but he has not even met this second girl face to face.

- The first girl doesn't talk much and would rather bottle-up her emotion than let it show freely, which kind of drives the pastor nuts most times. But the second girl is said to be very, very expressive both vocally and emotionally.

Now the oddity is that the pastor has not only proposed marriage VIRTUALLY to this second lady but had actually fixed a wedding date and made lots of profound promises to her WITHOUT seeing her face to face.

Now I must also point out that the pastor's background is strikingly similar to this new girl's background based on what he told me. And I think that's where the stronghold is, even though he may not want to hear that.

Now the twist again is that the first girl WANTS THE PASTOR BACK as in right now. And the pastor is currently having a squabble with the new girl because somehow the girl wants him to accept her little son as his own son in a way the pastor thinks is kind of too demanding. The pastor told me in confidence that accepting another man's son as his first son is a big chunk to swallow but he wouldn't mind giving it a try if not that the girl is kind of making it appear like it's a condition for marrying her.

The reason I'm asking for your advice is that this pastor feels confident to move on with this second girl which I think is not a smart idea, but he's the pastor here.

What I want to do is to get a thread of unbiased advice and then try to get him to read it up.

Please let the wisdom juice of brilliant advice begin to flow now.

__________________________________
Thank you so much for participating.

NOTE: For those who are picking on the pastor, let me make few things categorically clear to you.

1) The pastor is NOT asking for your advice. For goodness sake READ the story and COMPREHEND it before commenting.

2) The second girl was in DEPRESSION when the pastor met her (because her supposed fiancé dumped her on the day of their traditional marriage). The pastor inspired her to come out of depression and get closer to God which she did. And she actually joined a major Pentecostal church in her state AND EVEN GAVE HER LIFE TO CHRIST, as the pastor told me. It was after all these events that the pastor made his intention for marriage known.

3) The first girl wants to get back with the pastor and has called severally.

4) I posted this here to help the pastor see the matter from an unreligious but still REASONABLE perspective.

5) I'm pretty sure that Nairaland still has a bunch of intelligent people who are ABLE TO READ the story, UNDERSTAND it AND RESPOND to it in the proper context without insulting anyone.


two witches dey follow the pastor for village

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Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by bankai2015(f): 9:55pm On May 10, 2015
gamyy:


lolzzx..dars so cool...m in muramasa part sha

let me not spoil the fun ohh,


you are still back back, finish it quickly before them start to make new episodes

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Religion / Re: Dealing With Misconceptions : 10 Things The Bible Never Said About Creation by bankai2015(f): 8:55pm On May 10, 2015
InesQor:

You are so crude, obtuse and obnoxious that I can only feel sorry for your parents because I'm certain you're in need of a proper education. If your parents already paid for one, they should consider getting a refund.

you see your life, you bring one stvpid theory, and i say your papa na for monkey descendant, you dey vex


mumu like you, monkey
Religion / Re: Dealing With Misconceptions : 10 Things The Bible Never Said About Creation by bankai2015(f): 7:49pm On May 10, 2015
InesQor:
To clarify:

- The earth isn't 6000 years old.
- The homo sapiens specie (probably beginning around Adam) might be about 6000 years old but there would have been previous human versions.
- Believing God created the universe and other aspects of creation does not mean evolution didn't take place. God as a creator could have started the evolution process and left it to mature over time. Just like when you plant an apple seed and it grows and becomes an apple tree. This view is called theistic evolution and that's what I believe in.

then your grandfather must be descendant of monkey,

no wonder you dey behave like monkey

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