you know how many women dey die just to get this kind of wedding.


congratulation

who's inventing all this list?

what maybe good for you may also be bad for others.
so pls let stop all this list this list that

helovesme:


I don't believe you.

Which village/state is that

Which parent will carry out FGM on their child in the presence of one random otondo MALE youth corper like you?

thank you

helovesme:


Yorubas do not practice FGM on their girls. It's a known fact!!

This barbaric act is common amongst people in the East (Edo and Delta inclusive) as well as the Niger Delta region.

ok, cus me don serve for one of their village, and i see how them dey do am with my naked eyes.

na old news be this na, make them go all those villages especially yoruba land, arrest those elders,

op pls learn how to mind your business, it pays alot

i was there!! never will i forget these day

onila:
even the vice presidents(Osibanjo) wife didnt attend

Nigerians always looking for gist and insult

maybe you put pure water leather as your eyesglass when you dey look tv, she was there next to buhari

Viciyus:

This your username get as he be oh!
You dey watch amine like bleach?

lolzz. i dey follow them oh,

i would advice you use public transport medium. for example take her on a tour through train, and propose to her

fox5:
this second, this minute, this hour, this day is the 1st of the rest of ur life... do me a favour n smile TENSA ZANGETSU

thanks? atually smilling i saw your message but i cant acess it due to my email

i feel sorry for the woman, but she suppose know say that man only want his visa

Who send nowadays,
Boys will always be mumu,
Na just there nature.

Same old same story

AGBb:

Bankai, easy nah. Un dey beef before?

my brother, i no beef her ooh, she won turn the tin to beauty fight, and me no sabi that kind fight oh

Petra23:
hahaha.may be u nid to cee ma facial pixels in oda to knw what beauty is.after much editing with mch makeup u still feel u re gud? Mehn.u must be a dumb, retarted and public asshole to quote me...maybe u re into awareness programme bt 2 bad u won't get enof from quoting me b.itch.try check ma facial profile next tym den u wl learn what beauty means nt havin to post ur best pix for kids to view.brainless b.itch.

thank you

Petra23:
The old man only knows how to straf abi? Now that he straffed a despirado,she's wanting marriage like it's a do or die affair, they wanna talk about image.what has ternishing of image got to do with ur babe wanting marriage? E beta zip up if he's not ready to wife 'em...Madness.

See your face like person were dey suffer from AIDS. You know weather the story na true or false.



You just jump like frog start to dey judge the man.

Shm

What eyes have seen, the ears also have hear it likewise the mouth which speak the thought of the innermost part of the heart.





New age generations

gnykelly:

I was in a public transport this afternoon when a fellow passenger bought this Chilled Teem from hold up hawker. what surprised me most was the colour of the cap. it was white different from the regular green cap with the name of the product (TEEM™) written on it.
i was able to convince the passenger not to consume the said product because i doubt the source.
This product was bought at Under bridge Iyana -Isolo. when i got to Oshodi i saw multitude of hawker selling this product along with the regular green cap. and each consumer i can see from different angle were gladly gulping the product without being aware of my very observation.

from oshodi down to sango to idi-iroko. I observed that this product is sold along side the green cap.
my question is that has Seven up bottling company changed its packaging without public knowledge.
or its distribution channels has been infiltrated and compromised with distribution of fake TEEM.

the general public should take note.
because your health is your wealth

the cover suppose be green. I dey drink this teem weller but this one looks like fake

onatisi:
very simple ,when u did the bvn ,they must have given u a small piece of paper with a some numbers on it . If u can find it ,cool. If not go to ur bank and complain, they will ask u to wait for the official bvn card that will be given soon .

Thanks. I go check that paper. I just remember say them give me on small paper

Fvcking MTN network don make me delete my BVN. The way them dey send me unsolicited message as if I be there sex worker, I come mistakes delete my own ohh.



Abeg I won take get am back?

Lovechyld101:

Lol am an hacker I know what am talking about all those anti-virus won't see shit by d way most important files and transaction are kept on the computer

You just only get degree for computer science, you no be hacker.


I never see real hackers.



So no call yourself hacker.

damiloladuke:
I met this pretty lady on Linkedin, she works as a graduate Assistant at the department of Biological Science, UNIMAID.

IT'S been 6 months now that we've been relating and we both seem to be falling in love with eachother.

I tried inviting her down to Lagos, but she said I have to prove my love for her first by coming to Maiduguiri to see her.

With the security situation over there, Am confused. I love this girl and Am as well concerned about my life.

Am the first child and I don't wanna die now.

Any advice on What I could do?


cc: lalasticlala

Them still dey prove love nowadays

Mumu go there, if you die she go replace you with another guy.

Them get something were we no suppose risk our life for.

KanwuliaJara:
Amen! I am AN EMOTIONAL FORTRESS! I am a LIVING testimony of ALL OF THE ABOVE! Nothing/NO ONE is qualified to CRAMP MY STYLE or BREAK MY STRIDE! I don prove am for NL abi? The same thing offline!
Who born you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLE_emfAd74

You no dey emotionally strong
But rather you dey feel emotionally pride. But remember, pride comes before fall

free2ryhme:



I am looking for a good screenshot app and blackberry world. Which are you using

If you dey use Android 4.2 and above.


Press your down volume button together with your power button at the same time.

Lovechyld101:

Don't ever try clicking the link you might just Get a virus in u p.c that will steal all ur details on ur computer.

Na if you no get good Antivirus be that,

The best na Norton. He dey block all those malware. By the way, why una dey put important stuff for computer

MzNelly:


Lol, why should they help us retain our virginity?

What useful thing have men ever helped us with?

What useful things have men ever helped us with?


If you are very educated, you won't make that last statement.

Shall let me help you.


1. Men has help us in the creation of bra. Read history you will know who invented bra. (a Germany man invented it.)


2. Leggings. Men were the first people to use Leggings to fight war in the 16s century . Which is the British. Them wear Leggings for easy movement and to ride horse . In 1990s some fashion women adopt that style.


2. The invention of microwave, fry pan. Stove etc


3. Most men were the first people that discover most disease that affect the female genital and their cures.



There are many things men have don in this world which most female have even dreams of.

So the question now is that what useful things have women help men with?

Firstimer:
Was at the salon yesterday when i listened to a lady's complaint. She has confronted him occasionally and he said nothing is between them, that she's a very nice lady and would want to link her up with his unmarried friends (which he did, but it didn't work out) and she asked him to be careful.

The first thing the hubby does after taking off his clothes is to call this lady and ask if she's gotten home (they drive home together in the lady's car) and later starts chatting with her till late night even in her presence. Both office and non-office related gist.

During weekends he still calls her (she checks his call log) and chats with her asking how she is doing, what she's doing etc but nothing sexual related. But once she found out the hubby sends her this ''i love you'' smiley (the one with love-shaped eyes) and confronted him, he said he didn't know the meaning and would stop. But of recent he started sending to her again.

My concern is why would a married man keep such close relationship with a single lady.

She's confused whether to be suspicious of her hubby cheating with her or flirting and confront him again but has no real evidence. Is she just being jealous and insecure. Pls mature advise.

NB: her hubby that doesn't even remember his own birthday, called this lady and sent her text very early in the morning.

You don become first lady be that ohh

Maybe you dey hid your kittycat for am that's why.


Truth be told. He dey fvck that girl real hard

UnknownT:
All these phones wey their spare parts no dey market. Even d name na 'suspect'. D name sef Meizu dey like Igbo name, 'Mezie'. Op, how many Nokia batteries e dey use?

I swear I don Google the phone,


Menn you no go believe me,

Na remote control battery he dey use ohh. (tiger head battery)

All those Chinese phone.

Them don barb the op, he go buy fake thing with big money,


Make una no let am deceive una ohh.



I know he type. Na thesame tin one of my male frd won do me. He think say I no know phone.




You go buy Java phone with moui os. ( those Chinese os)