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Mumu post na im b dis o

I know one olosho wey dey wear glass

mhizesther:
The struggle is real .
The man's dick sef go strong wella
E no easy

U wey know

Lalas247:
Only if the mouthaction is exceptional then no one would care if it's the size of my big toe

Eeeewwww

Lalas247:
U call that harmless if I remove my top now nobody should talk o

Pls do.
I want to see ya topless dp

Lalas247:
You damn right
She should have dumped you n dropped you like hot Akara

Please don't wanna hear motion in the ocean crap if it is below 6 inches just hang urself .. because kolewerk my dear

Nawa o

Lol
End time post

This story funny sha

Edo gals n boobs ehn

selflessposhheart:
Lol shoot anything u sight sef some Nigerian guys deserve to b shot with one bullet nd it crack their skull

Nawa o

I miss GEJ

I see...

Queenlovely:
Some men are just naturally born cooks. He is good. But I wanted more info on the fish he prepared. Was it our Jellof? Let me tell you a story
my cousin used to be a cook in one luxurious Paris hotel. Until he was enticed by a competitor to come work for them. When he had settled down and thought them all his recipe. They fired him the following month. He was deported back to Nigeria. He was roaming every riff raff joint in the village. Until my father invited him to come work in our cashew plantation. He is now wealthy now. Goes to Paris after cashew season to cook. Last year he bought his own restaurant. He is now his boss

Ok

Mumu post

This one is strong o

Nawa o...18 years to 30 years??
Wetin u dey think? Anyway na ur matter sha. Am sure u already know what to do in your mind u juz wan waste person time.

BTW water enter my ear as i dey baff. I hate that thing

princ007:
Since from the day i set my eyes on you, my heart knew no peace, i tried to be just a friend to you but my heart would not let me be... It beats for you every second of the day. My day start and end with your thoughts.. I kept it to myself all this while cos i thought my heart was deceiving me.. But i have come to realize it was just trying to signify that it now belongs to you my love... Would you own my heart with utmost care and love? Do your heart beats for me just like mine?

I see...


My heart dey over beat sef, e wan blow

Evaberry:
Ladies take this advise seriously


1. DONT ever ask a guy out


2. Don't ever tell a guy you love/like him.


Asking a guy out never ends well

Nawa o
Bad belle juz full everywhere

Nawa o

MaziOmenuko:
Okk, which one do you want to do first? Committing suicide should the last because if you commit suicide first, you wont have the strenght to accomplish the other tasks like killing the 2nd guy. Now I will advise that if I am to arrange the tasks in order of importance, this is how it should look like...

1. making the girl useless to herself for the rest of her life

2. killing the guy

3. committing suicide

4. dying

No 3 and 4 can be interchanged; you can do 4 first before 3 or the other way round.

Thank me later.

Evaberry:
I don't know what you should do


but one thing I'm sure of is that you shouldn't continue the relationship/ forgive her, she doesn't deserve you or your 'Love' if you decide to go ahead and forgive her and end up marrying her, you will be disrespecting yourself.

There's no point in causing harm to yourself or others for a girl that's not worth it, you will meet someone better, someone who will never make you doubt her.

Sense finally

Eeya...bros i don't even know what to say. This one is beyond me. Av had my own fair share of this bullshit too, u just gotta let go just like i did. BTW pls find anoda woman ASAP

Sabrina18:
You want her to come to you instead, that's why you are bothered, anyways she doesn't find you attractive so no need.

Only care abt my confused friend here

Sabrina18:
You want her to come to you instead, that's why you are bothered, anyways she doesn't find you attractive so no need.

I hardly even care abt that, she too old 4 me

So my neighbour/friend has been getting advances or something that looks like it from this chic close to our compound. He got married last year (court wedding). Though his wife isn't around she's quite far away in taraba state, i hear him speak to her over the phone and he loves her very much. The thing is this girl keeps coming into his room even though she knows he's commited to someone else and it seems like she'd be okay with being a side chick but my friend isn't like that. Funny thing is she's looking in the wrong place where she isn't gonna get what she wants, i keep wondering why she'd never venture into bringing the deal to me that am single
Anyway sha my friend came to me for advice abt what to do with this determined and unrelenting chic. Your thoughts pls.
Seun and lala kindly move this post to its permanent site

Abeg this one na mumu post

TINALETC3:
Wtf , see as her bress and yansh even dry like my own , stupid geh

U mean am??

End time preek....don't bang u wee not hear
Alakoba

pweetiedee:
I know many guys that don't like it.

if I were a man, I wud prefer big ass to big boobs. If u remove bra, e go drop. Most of dem.no dey get nice nipples.

Hmmmmm
Is that so??

Nawa o....wetin we no go hear 4 this life
Testicles explodes??!!!

Everything entirely