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Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Nobody: 2:31pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:
Lol who be elites though tongue
ndi Nze .cheesy the second interpretation is related to him
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Lalas247(f): 2:32pm On Sep 22, 2017
sekxy:

ndi Nze .cheesy
the second interpretation is related to him
Need to get an Igbo teacher .. I'm getting rusty
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Nobody: 2:35pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:

Need to get an Igbo teacher .. I'm getting rusty
lol,,ndi Nze are those with chieftaincy title so they get to enjoy the land when things aren't going well..hope you understand now cheesy
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Lalas247(f): 2:37pm On Sep 22, 2017
sekxy:

lol,,ndi Nze are those with chieftaincy title so they get to enjoy the land when things aren't going well..hope you understand now cheesy
Too bad grin
I got Yoruba ppl guarding this land ... kolewerk grin
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Nobody: 2:40pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:
Too bad grin I got Yoruba ppl guarding this land ... kolewerk grin
hahahaha
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Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by TourismMan(m): 2:49pm On Sep 22, 2017
Bestiie:
I started seeing this fresh Calabar girl a year ago. She was really sincere but spoilt. Though really liked her a lot for those qualities. Her name was Ini. I was this busy business type always traveling. Squeezed out a week for a break so we finally agreed to meet for she begged she had missed me a lot. Alright I invited her to my house in lagos booked her flight tickets, so happy she was for it was her first time flying.
She arrived at my place very happy to see me and me too. I took her to a restaurant and later went to the cinema to see a movie (Power) and to a club for we wanted to get really tipsy.
At the club she really got turned on and requested that we went back to my place. But wait oo girl we are not done with what we had ordered I said. She said I shouldn’t worry about that that we really needed to go. I thought she was kinda sick or something so cleared the bills and we left.
We got to my apartment barely got to the sitting room she jumped on me and started… “Hey wait am not ready besides you just barely got here” I remembered saying. She said the magic word PLEASE. Ahh! As a gentleman I honored the plead. Carried her to my bedroom and after much of pre-intimacy there was need to finally seal the deal.
Shit! James, she said am not feeling anything. Continued further and later she pushed me off. That was the most embarrassing moment of my life.. She stayed for a 3 days instead of a week we had earlier agreed on and no sex afterwards.
Got home I called her line but refuses to answer. She later sent me a text telling all sort of long stories and later requested that we just be friends and nothing more. Kai that was devastating. Well I don’t have a choice besides nature has cheated on me already. I was grateful she wasn’t in for the money. Today makes it the fifth month and she hasn’t called for a day( This was someone who never let a day go by without calling me).
Small Dick is Sin. A capital sin! sad

O boy, see story that touches...

Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by omoeko001(m): 2:56pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:
You damn right
She should have dumped you n dropped you like hot Akara

Please don't wanna hear motion in the ocean crap if it is below 6 inches just hang urself .. because kolewerk my dear grin

I see
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Nobody: 3:00pm On Sep 22, 2017
sekxy:
what a lovely story line... next!!
Kikikikiki...This Gal No They Cast Pesin Na
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by MDelgado(m): 3:03pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:
grin
sent u a DM
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by tosyne2much(m): 3:04pm On Sep 22, 2017
I thought ladies often say it's not about the size

Cc Lalas247 cool
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Lalas247(f): 3:08pm On Sep 22, 2017
tosyne2much:
I thought ladies often say it's not about the size


Cc
Lalas247 cool
Only if the mouthaction is exceptional then no one would care if it's the size of my big toe grin
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by tosyne2much(m): 3:11pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:

Only if the mouthaction is exceptional then no one would care if it's the size of my big toe grin
Make sense

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Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by banre(m): 3:22pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:
You damn right
She should have dumped you n dropped you like hot Akara

Please don't wanna hear motion in the ocean crap if it is below 6 inches just hang urself .. because kolewerk my dear grin


Nawa o

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Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by banre(m): 3:27pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:

U call that harmless if I remove my top now nobody should talk o grin

Pls do.
I want to see ya topless dp wink
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by banre(m): 3:31pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:

Only if the mouthaction is exceptional then no one would care if it's the size of my big toe grin

Eeeewwww
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by chiiraq802(m): 3:42pm On Sep 22, 2017
Boy weh no fit stretch him girlfriend dat wan na boyfriend........#ifa stretch dat girl na UPTH she go end... wink
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Nobody: 3:48pm On Sep 22, 2017
sekxy:
what a lovely story line... next!!
Kikikikiki...This Gal No They Cast Pesin Na
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Nobody: 3:54pm On Sep 22, 2017
legitimatefrank1:
Kikikikiki...This Gal No They Cast Pesin Na
tongue
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Lalas247(f): 3:55pm On Sep 22, 2017
MDelgado:


sent u a DM
Let my hubby catch u .. grin
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Lalas247(f): 3:56pm On Sep 22, 2017
banre:


Eeeewwww

Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Pusyiter(m): 4:02pm On Sep 22, 2017
lol....LALAS247 my Anfield sis.....who say make you comment when you never take permission from the KING OF MA(Mouthaction)? If dem leave you eh, you go laminate kpomo.....
Lalas247:

Only if the mouthaction is exceptional then no one would care if it's the size of my big toe grin

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Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by faith551(m): 4:02pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:
You damn right
She should have dumped you n dropped you like hot Akara

Please don't wanna hear motion in the ocean crap if it is below 6 inches just hang urself .. because kolewerk my dear grin

No chill at all, u shud have taken it easy on the guy. Between at some point in life sex wudn't really matter
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Joephat(m): 4:30pm On Sep 22, 2017
Chai!!!

With all your money? You can't even buy yourself a big dick?

I now see what ppl used to say in my country side: that one is not successful until he/she gets that necessary things that money can not buy.

I am not bragging but I am a broke guy with long n large dick... If I Bleep a lady for the first time, she will limb while going home.

That's why they usually come back even when they're the one paying for tfair n buying me the things I need to eat before n after sex...

You already know that you have small dick n instead of Igbo gehs or oduduwa gehs, you went for Calabar geh

Nawa for you oo

You're greedy n you got what you wanted..

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Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by glorex(m): 4:41pm On Sep 22, 2017
size really matters. it restores confidence, manliness, and possession.
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Lalas247(f): 4:44pm On Sep 22, 2017
faith551:


No chill at all, u shud have taken it easy on the guy. Between at some point in life sex wudn't really matter

It's the only way he would learn grin
Yh maybe when you are 70+ plus it won't matter
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Lalas247(f): 4:45pm On Sep 22, 2017
Pusyiter:
lol....LALAS247 my Anfield sis.....who say make you comment when you never take permission from the KING OF MA(Mouthaction)? If dem leave you eh, you go laminate kpomo.....
Kikikiki no vex ... the lord led me here grin

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Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Nobody: 4:48pm On Sep 22, 2017
flemzyjoe:
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Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by BadBlaize(m): 4:54pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:
You damn right
She should have dumped you n dropped you like hot Akara

Please don't wanna hear motion in the ocean crap if it is below 6 inches just hang urself .. because kolewerk my dear grin

lolz.. I fit swear say u dn see n measure dick wella for dis life
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Lalas247(f): 4:56pm On Sep 22, 2017
BadBlaize:


lolz.. I fit swear say u dn see n measure dick wella for dis life
Eh na ur own I dey measure so no problem grin
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by Nobody: 4:57pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:
You damn right
She should have dumped you n dropped you like hot Akara

Please don't wanna hear motion in the ocean crap if it is below 6 inches just hang urself .. because kolewerk my dear grin
So women like 6 inches upward grin
Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by joystickextend1(m): 5:02pm On Sep 22, 2017
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