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Get a sharp knife and cut him a new one. He's it and more

[b]Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown[/b]

@ studio cfr which kin foul mouthed piglet u be?
Dis na joke section, no be stupidity section,

@lawbreaker
wetin dey do u? Is she the best u can u do, paedophile ?

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pureminded:
Nigerians are yet to believe that This Porpular scam of a thing really really bosted our economy in one way or the other , I know what im talking about ! if not because of this yahoo yahoo thing , do you know how many ARMED ROBBERS will be robbing and so so many points, Just leave dem yahoo G's alone   

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Dirty minded,
U have the mind of a two year old.
Have u considered the effects of this on our economy? Why should the Nation suffer for the Sins (GREED) of a few unscrupulous individuals. [/size][/size][/size]

Jumping




,  BJ   vs Head

It seems Mr Mark is encouraging 419ners. His remarks were in the least RIDICULOUS.

Bail out is out of the Question. A government institution as corrupt as the NNPC truly deserve to fail.

Maybe it's GOD'S way of purging the system

tenry:
guy i am sorry for you!think twice cause you should be the one to make the proposal not her!

Which kin Cave man u be sef?

U belong to the stone ages my Brother

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[quote author=OLAMIND, link=topic=256851.msg3688652#msg3688652 date=1238854841]Pls!

Can my driver be a lady!
if yes!

Then i'll simply become promiscuous because of her
provided she has the "Onsho Onsho Dichotomy" [/quote]o Kare jo!

What stop a Man from Having a female driver, dating her and going the whole 6 miles

It's unimaginably and very very very un-african

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The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation is in financial dire straits and may be indebted to the tune of over N600bn, a top Presidency official disclosed on Wednesday.The official, who spoke with one of our correspondents in Abuja on the condition of anonymity, said NNPC incurred the debts mostly through shady payments for subsidies on petroleum products and the repair of its vandalised pipelines.

According to him, N400bn out of the amount was spent on petroleum subsidy and the balance of N200bn either siphoned through spurious contracts, theft or for the payment of vandalised pipelines.

He said, “It is unfortunate that NNPC is being run like a charity organisation. There is nowhere in the world where money is spent on subsidy in such a way. Infact, there is no accountability there.

“People just share money and pay for services not rendered. As I speak with you now, the corporation is still paying for vandalised pipelines even though they don’t have products transported through such pipelines. It is very sad that people can just spend public funds the way they like.

“There is nowhere in the world where you produce a product for N100 and sell it for N60 and you expect to remain in business.

“In not too distant a time, your business will fold up and that is exactly what has been happening in the NNPC with the subsidy issue.

“In fact, NNPC is bankrupt.”

The President of the Senate, Senator David Mark, has said that Nigeria does not owe foreign nationals who fall victim to fraudsters an apology.Mark spoke on Wednesday while receiving an economic delegation from Ireland. The team was led by the country’s Minister of Integration, Mr. Conor Lenihan.

A statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Paul Mumeh, quoted Mark as saying that “I have no apology for victims of 419.

“If somebody ask you to bring, say $200, 000 in order to get $20m in return without investing anything concrete or rendering valuable services and you go ahead to do so, if you are ripped off in the process, you should blame yourself and not the system.”

MrCrackles:
Topic
If they place the ATM machines inside MOSQUES, SHRINES AND CHURCHES!

Great idea, rocket scientist

emcaluv:
@Jane
Did you discus the issue of Sex with ur husband? I believe that if u sit him down and make him understand the implications of not satisfying you sexually, he will definitely change. Maybe he thought that u were a novice in sex owing to the fact that u were a virgin. You took a very wrong decision by sleeping with ur brother-in-law. If u repent and ask God for forgiveness, He will pardon u.

The only problem now is that you are going to live with shame all the days of ur life.Each time you see ur brother-in-law, infidelity will stare at ur face.Ur conscience will torment you but if u ar a shameless devil, then go and did ur grave.There is nothing anyone can do to bring u out of Abyss.

She sabi all this things b4 she do am

The Beauty of Democracy
Freedom to sleep with whoever u desire, whenever u desire, however u desire

@ waterworks
U are right. How we go dey sure of the "reliable" Source.

@neuman

sorry for your lose. just see it as donation to charity

Orobert:
I still dey laugh! Beside me is a junior pastor. Really friends I dont think is possible but the one sitting next to me thinks its posible.

He is right, it's possible

2 face

gaymobb, sorry jaymobb

Keep ur nose on ur face

if i form voltron for garby,

it's because she's worth it

i can perceive something

It seems d Queen is at it Again [size=8pt][/size][color=#770077][/color][b][/b]

How safe is dis room

all hail queen farter