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DemonSlayer:
Madly in love with? Naah, too old for that sh!t.

However, if the question were what turned you off from someone you fancied, I could pull out a fairly recent instance. I could list a bunch of things that turned me off, but here are the top seven.

1. She has a habit of interrupting. I'd be right in the middle of a sentence expressing my thoughts, and she'd just interrupt and hijack the conversation. I find that rude and off-putting because this attitude has to sit on the assumption that what she has to say is more important than what I'm already saying. I'm not used to struggling to put a word in, or having to raise my voice in a perfectly civil conversation just to be heard. Along the same lines is:


2. She talks too much. We could be on the phone for an hour, and she'd have talked for 55 minutes. I understand the stereotype of the talkative female and their need to air out the entire content of their mind, but a conversation is supposed to be a dialogue, not a monologue, for a reason. I tend to think this behavior signals a self-centered person.

About 3 weeks in, I knew virtually everything about her—down to the marital issues of her parents' neighbours back home. She doesn't even know how many siblings I have or what their names are, I asked her which State I'm from and I swear she guessed the wrong one. Leading us to:


3. She's always on the phone with her mom or sister, sharing the latest gossip—be it about an extended family member, a church member, a neighbour, etc. Every 10 or 15 minutes, the phone rings—mommy is calling. Even informing her mom of my presence when I visit. Not far from this is:


4. She shares secrets of mutual friends/acquaintances without being asked. I literally have a big sack of people's secrets that I'm taking to my grave and I don't understand why people just volunteer other people's private business when there isn't a pew-pew 🔫 pressed to their temple.


5. She talks about her own beauty too much. If it's not her luxuriant, long black hair, it's her spotless fair skin, and the list of people who fell for her because of these features.

🎼So if you like
The way 🎶
🎵 you look that much
Oh baby you should go and fvçk yourself 🎶


6. She fakes virtue. Always talking about acts of kindness and generosity that she and her family have done.


7. And finally, the most scary thing—the straw that broke the camel's back—is: she once gave me 32 missed calls in a single day. Maybe it's a joke or something, but to me, it was absolute psycho!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyEuk8j8imI?si=_vnk-But-QOXCCbB

I hope you fúcked her well before you left her

Juoflife1:
Very pathetic fellows.

Sweery are you the one in the profile pic on your signature?

missjekyll:
Why is this funny? God punish you for this.
You don't know breastfeeding can be painful. Unam ikot

Page full of clueless morons. Show this picture to your mothers. They ll understand immediately.

Why you dey vex?

Did someone suck your breast today?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo[/color]

I like your new profile pic, you look very sweet

ukaface:
Abeg o
You know me??

Ukamaka so you have forgotten me

Nahunger:

They never learn

It's only a Nigerian girl, you will see preparing for marriage and only has #5k in her account.




🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eyes of a needle 💉 than to see a naija girl with all these features you are looking for.

Na true you talk

EreluRoz:
Ain't you tired of mentioning me even when I'm not even active here again? Kilon sele gangan

Sweery have you finally gotten a job?

When can I come take you out to celebrate your new job, all expenses on me

Anny69:
She's so beautiful!!! See her eyes? Her skin? Her curves? Her tats? 😭😭I WANT TO MARRY HER, GET ME A GENIE LAMP!

Anny69 stop oogling your fellow woman and leave lesbianism alone!

Come let me fúck you and take your brain back to factory settings so that you can start enjoying dick again

Nwaokunkpara:
The irony of life is that you could be rejecting marriage when you were younger saying that you weren't ready for marriage now look at the results


I have had such experience with about 3 different girls age 23 22 and 19 respectively

This argument is stale.

The main reason why most young ladies are not getting married is because the current state of the Nigerian economy scares most bachelors

badblackgod:
Good evening Nlanders.

https://www.nairaland.com/7860317/heartbroken

Pls what do you suggest might have been the actual reason for the the lack of communication on her path.

Free the girl abeg!

The only reason why you want her to still remain in contact with you is so that you can be fúcking her anytime you feel like it

ukaface:
Was he stupid When he was dating her and even proposed to her?

Sweery where have you been, it's been a while since I saw your comment here?

chidiokay:
Thats not true, when i had a patient in ICU for months there was these other patient that recovered from coma ... he gisted his wife that he watched two doctors have sex behind the desk at mid night

By the way one hard no suppose stop another hard, even sex naa hard job

What is wrong with two doctors fúcking each other?

Are they not human beings?

LGBTQ in the mud

Anny69 what do you have to say about this?

Anny69:
Lol, no.

I knownsay no be you.

If to say you fine reach like that you for no be lesbian

Anyway no worry, the day wey I go fúck you, when I finish you go know say you just dey waste your pússy since. Lesbianism no be am

Sapasenator:
Is that your pics? Asking for a friend.

Oga are you new here?

Don't you know that Anny69 is a lesbian although we are making efforts to return her to default (Heterosexual) factory settings

Just look what this stupid idiot did, killed innocent people for nothing

Dexlomo:
Apparently, you own multiple monikers you use in liking your post. Your response is in dissonance with what I wrote and it is receiving likes. If you are not the one liking your post, then the conclusion of Nigerians as being dull is being reinforced.

I have been following this thread with keen interest and I am one of the people liking the comments of those who are against faggóts.

I don't care what he says, so long as his comments is against faggóts I will like it.

What you people do in the privacy of your bedroom is none of my business but I have an issue with people like you trying to force your perverted lifestyle down the throats of normal people!

Dynoz01:
parasite dey chop your remaining small mass of brain but u no know...u are nothing but a parasite infested diseased ravaged dirty swine with fetid smell...you are more of what you hate.

A man who will lie down and willingly think about what gaymen do at the comfort of their bedroom to the extent the unhealthy obsession is negatively affecting his everyday life and existence is mentally disturbed and maladjusted

Indeed a mad person does not know that he is mad.

You have to be mentally unbalanced and maladjusted for you to think it is normal for a species of the same sex to have sexual relations with each other!

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hello…what do you do when a neighbor wants to be acquainted with you and you have no interest

And also, are you acquainted with your neighbor..why or why not?[/color]

Why are you suspicious of them?

Dynoz01:
so be it ..then unrest in pieces ....e be like say death dey hungry u...you beta stay put for your shithole dey manage your wretched life...if not get ready to die in your state of restlessness...you think the lgbtq folks give a fvck...infact your restlessness dey give me joy
Don't even bother going on that deadly venture of your so called stumping out..cos you will labour in vain...and the worst part is that you would be killed or end up committing suicide...it is going to be a waste of time and effort on your side... invariably an exercise in fuitility

Shameless smelly faggót!

Dynoz01:
useless confused phlegm...anyone who told you that you are smart needs to be flogged...you circus clown hiding behind those two useless moniker..come out and reveal yourself...diseased ravaged swine

Anyone with half a brain knows that between us you are the one who is raveged by disease and pestilence.

A man who will lie down and willingly present his ass to be fúcked in the asshole by a fellow man cannot be said to be mentally okay

Dynoz01:
useless confused phlegm...anyone who told you that you are smart needs to be flogged...you circus clown hiding behind those two useless moniker..come out and reveal yourself...diseased ravaged swine

Faggót the two monikers belong to two different people, not everyone is as mentally retarded as you

How many times will national grid collapse in 1 week?

Dynoz01:
he has confessed
Why not crawl up to your barefacedlies useless moniker and face me one on one...lmfao

Shameless faggót keep my name out of your stinking mouth!

Dynoz01:
you don use another of your useless moniker like your horseshit...you are making a mockery of yourself...you are just narrating and painting a picture of yourself through your weak disses..
do you know me?...do you even have any idea of how I look like?
How many gay men have you met one on one in your community?...for you to arrive at that unrealistic balderdash you just spilled up there in your mangled brain

You can mask your pain and agony with laughter but deep inside me and you know quite well that you are nothing more than a mentally unstable recluse who have lost all hope of love, affection, money and companionship

I thought you were claiming to be female before, now you have suddenly become male.

In addition to mental disorder leading to faggótry you're also suffering from multiple personality disorder!

Dynoz01:
how many useless monikers do you have in this low budget faceless forum??
So stupid using his useless moniker to like his hogwash of a quote...you are a clown 🤡

Shut your dirty mouth you shameless faggót, he does not have multiple monikers.

I'm one of the people that liked his comment so as to show support to him.

You faggóts have a mental problem but you don't know!

Two pússies for the price of one, this is paradise

Sonnobax15:

E no go pass isoko man....

My isoko brothers are so fond of this.....

If you check out very well,the man go get shop......Instead of employing a sales girl,he would rather marry two wives and keep one in his shop to be doing the sales . See strategy .

You sabi the thing

Why would any guy even do this?

franchasng:
Small girl that used her wisdom well

Yes o

eepeepook:
No other man, I repeat — no other man, can enjoy this woman the way this old man did. She can never be nineteen, twenty or twenty-three again. Put her in any position you can think of, the man slack the kpekus long ago.

Life continues.

No be the man slack am, na the two babies wey don pass through 'The Place' use dem head slack am