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Religion / Re: Pregnant Man In Kid's TV And Dolls: Are They Now Coming After Our Kids?(Photos) by BareFacedLies(m): 2:12pm On Apr 30
Spagi:
i would love to Bleep ur ass

Anyday you hear that a faggót in Nigeria got hos jaw samashed in and was beaten to within an inch of his life just know that i did it.

That is the type of beating i will give you if we ever cross paths! angry
Religion / Re: Pregnant Man In Kid's TV And Dolls: Are They Now Coming After Our Kids?(Photos) by BareFacedLies(m): 6:05pm On Apr 28
2mch:
Oyinbo are suffering mass madness. It’s obvious. It’s a shame that the rest of the world is quiet. This is mass serious mental problem.

Don't mind those stupid people.

They will come and tell us that polygamy is bad but they see nothing wrong in encouraging people of the same sex to get married angry
Religion / Re: Pregnant Man In Kid's TV And Dolls: Are They Now Coming After Our Kids?(Photos) by BareFacedLies(m): 6:01pm On Apr 28
Spagi:
are u okay,am not sure

You cannot be OK in the head if you see nothing wrong in presenting your ass for a fellow man to fúck you!
Crime / Re: Gihan Mbelu Found Dead Inside His Car (VGC Chairman) by BareFacedLies(m): 5:52pm On Apr 28
This might have been suicide

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Religion / Re: Pregnant Man In Kid's TV And Dolls: Are They Now Coming After Our Kids?(Photos) by BareFacedLies(m): 9:14am On Apr 28
Ass diggers such as TMKSouth, Spagi, Flamemignon1 etc will be happy with this news angry

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Food / Re: A Pot Of Soup I Prepared Today (4,900) by BareFacedLies(m): 5:48pm On Apr 25
shortgun:

I like you already winkdrinks on me whenever you come to my city

@Sonssyo if like go to his house, he wants to use style to fúck you o! grin
Romance / Re: How To Sexually Tease Your Spouse by BareFacedLies(m): 1:34am On Apr 25
EreluRoz:
😂😂😂😂😂 let them be deceiving themselves that size doesn't matter. If I know a guy has biro cover, the way I'll start responding very dull to him ehn , as in I'll just be misbehaving so that I'll irritate him and let him find his square root. Truth is I'm not designed for biro covers. 😆😂

Are you trying to say that the diameter of your pússy is very wide?

Be lying there or have you forgotten that I have fúcked you before grin

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Fashion / Re: The Revealing Outfits Bridesmaids Wore To Welcome Guests At A Wedding (Video) by BareFacedLies(m): 4:56pm On Apr 23
Don't you want them to advertise their assets? grin

Abi don't you want them to also get married?

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Romance / Re: "This Is Our Husband" - 4 Beautiful Wives Proudly Flaunt Their Husband (video) by BareFacedLies(m): 4:44pm On Apr 19
This guy will just be getting an overdose of pússy everyday grin

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Romance / Re: Yes, I Am A Lesbian Who Likes Women That Dress Like Men by BareFacedLies(m): 8:18pm On Apr 18
HanahHitler:
grin grin
Why are men shocked that lesbians are attracted to women who dress and look like men?

Fine, I know many of you don't think deep but let me break it down.

There is sex, which is biological and there are males and female.

But then again, there is Masculinity and there is femininity.

Masculinity and femininity does not belong to any particular sex so therefore, men can be feminine and women can be masculine. These two things are not exclusive to any sex, it's a general way of expression.

Even masculinity and femininity are a social construct because you can be anything and there's no hard set rule. As a man you can get manicures, do your make up or chose to be feminine because to be honest them no born any of us with these rules, we humans chose to differentiate between both sexes.

All of these might be hard but open your head, come on!

So, in essence, I don't date men, I can't love men, I will never marry a man but I am still attracted to Masculinity but in women. So I want a masculine woman.

It is very stupid for anyone to assume that because I am attracted to masculine women, I can be attracted to men. Don't be a Dundee United now.

Does masculine women=men?

Is a masculine woman a man?

If I put a masculine women next to a man, are you saying there is no difference? Haba now!!

A woman is a woman and a lesbian is attracted to women.

Okay, I am a lesbian but no matter how feminine a man is, I'd never be able to get over their INSTRUMENTS. I'd not date the finest cross dresser or drag queen except it's a trans woman who has gone through full top and bottom surgery.

Trust me, underneath those boyish clothes and swagger is a sweet sweet woman.

Trying to look for the man in a lesbian relationship is also very low because it's a relationship between two women. No man involved.

What you want to look for is a dominant and a submissive. Also, this does not have any sex. There are submissive men who like to be bossed around, and there are dominant women and vice versa. In a lesbian relationship, there can sometimes be a dominant partner, balanced with a submissive one but no man!

So, you just have to find your match. In most relationships, there's a Dom and a sub and sometimes, it's two Switches who can assume any role.

Trust me, I've seen heterosexual relationships where the man was the submissive and the relationship is happy.

See, I'm tired. I know some of you will still not learn because when you were young, you did not eat enough protein cry cry

I give up. A word is enough for the lipsrsealed

You are the one who did not eat enough protein when you were young cos if you did you would know it is unnatural for a lady to derive pleasure from sucking the pússy of a fellow woman.

Meanwhile I'm ready to help reset your brain, just come and let me fúck your brains out so that you will realise there is no substitute for a good dick in a lady's life grin

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Romance / Re: How Many Of Us Still Remember This Man? by BareFacedLies(m): 8:11pm On Apr 18
Spagi:
oh my god same with my dad here,with their crazy tune

I'm sure your dad will be very disappointed to know that you present your ass for your fellow man to fúck you! angry

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Denies Cheating On Her Ex-Husband While Pregnant by BareFacedLies(m): 8:41am On Apr 18
We were not expecting you to admit it grin

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Education / Re: I See Membership Of Alumni Whatsapp Groups As WASTE Of Time: Am I Wrong? by BareFacedLies(m): 1:04pm On Apr 17
EreluRoz:
I don't do those group wareva for personal reasons.

That's because you don't want them to be checking out the size of your nyash via your WhatsApp profile pics grin
Education / Re: A Female Nigerian Student's Luxurious Room Leaves People Astonished by BareFacedLies(m): 12:31pm On Apr 17
Her sugar daddy is alive to his duties grin

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Romance / Re: Boys Don't Owe You Money Because Your Yansh Is Big. by BareFacedLies(m): 8:20am On Apr 16
Stephen2324:
Boys don't owe you money because your yansh is big.

If the yansh is big and round like EreluRoz's own then I don't mind spending money grin
Romance / Re: I Need Someone That Can Be Giving Me'akamu'every Morning Here In.. by BareFacedLies(m): 8:14am On Apr 16
fadilaMaikiriki:
Anyone please?

Let me see you pic first so I can decide grin

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Celebrities / Re: "I Am On My Knees": Davido Weeps In A Video Shared By US-Based Model (Video) by BareFacedLies(m): 4:31pm On Apr 15
meobizy:
There must be something inside this thing that no one has cared to teach me. Why do people’s fathers and grandads act stupid over the organ between every female’s thighs? See a legitimate African billionaire disgracing his fans. Kai, I cannot understand this. Dangote is also not immune.

Obviously you're not maximising use of your pússy, that's why you don't know grin
Career / Re: Since I Slept With My Staff She No Longer Respects Me Pls Advise Me by BareFacedLies(m): 3:50pm On Apr 15
Serves you right

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Romance / Re: 21 Years Old Girl Tells Her 65 Years Old Boyfriend To Shut Up by BareFacedLies(m): 1:47am On Apr 10
So na wetin you want make we do?!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Gives His Wife Permission To Cheat by BareFacedLies(m): 1:39am On Apr 10
MrBrownJay1:


if the child's biological father is one of your wife's lover, then this man CAN take that baby from you....fool!
the dude can file a paternity case against you and will easily win and get visitation rights AND/OR could possibly get full custody of his child.

A man who got a married woman pregnant in Nigeria will never come out to say it in public talkless of going to fight for custody of the child!

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Romance / Re: Should I Shoot My Shot At Him? by BareFacedLies(m): 7:56pm On Apr 05
michigang:
look at this bastard. Supporting a bitch like a simp that he is. You are very stupid for quoting me for voicing my fact based opinion. I'm not like you that ass lick women. Idiot

Stop confusing every guy for your bastard father or every lady for your olosho mother!

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Romance / Re: Should I Shoot My Shot At Him? by BareFacedLies(m): 7:17pm On Apr 05
michigang:
this olosho can fùck and suck dick. I know her from way back under a different moniker

Keep quiet if you don't know what to say instead of insulting a person you have never met before.

And for your info giving BJ is a normal part of sex these days, it's not only done by oloshos
Romance / Re: Should I Shoot My Shot At Him? by BareFacedLies(m): 5:20pm On Apr 05
Jewessgratitud3:


Which one I dey see korokoro? I don't go out. No social life so where I dey see am.?

I like a quiet and peaceful life..I'm an introvert.

What you actually need is someone who will lubricate your pússy grin
Romance / Re: What Do You Still Like About Your Ex? by BareFacedLies(m): 7:07pm On Apr 04
folake4u:


I'm TIRED. REALLY TIRED.

Both the unsolicited ones and the monickers I've never seen in my entire life.

You're a star here that's why the number of guys that want to fúck you is very high cheesy

Please also add me to your list of stalkers tongue
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Speak On Dating Abroad by BareFacedLies(m): 7:55pm On Apr 02
pocohantas:


Lol. He suddenly remembered black women are going through same. Black women are not the ones claiming to be loved by foreign women na.

And a willing pen*s is way more available than clean water. Women can lack commitment, definitely not sex.

It's obvious you're talking from experience grin

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Romance / Re: Have Just Been Friendzoned by BareFacedLies(m): 8:46pm On Apr 01
If you don't fúck a lady within the first 72 hours of meeting her your chances of fúcking her decrease with each passing day!

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Romance / Re: How Do Conjoined Twins Handle Sex Relationship? by BareFacedLies(m): 4:12pm On Apr 01
It depends on the number of pússies they have grin
Romance / Re: Taipei Police Investigate Secret Filming Of Guests At Hot Spring Resort by BareFacedLies(m): 4:07pm On Apr 01
I hope they find the culprit and punish him
Romance / Re: I Want Married Women by BareFacedLies(m): 9:12pm On Mar 31
NoahHadNoArk:


Call names or give clues
Nobody will flog you 😁

tubolancer:
Most of your politicians that engaged in this act are walking dead.

OBJ's son once accused him of sleeping with his wife.

MKO Abiola was accused of snatching the wife of a traditional ruler who was sent by her husband to him on an errand

There is a persistent rumour that Ekwueme once impregnated a married woman

These ones are some A-list politicians, we have not even started mentioning the B and C-list politicians!
Romance / Re: I Want Married Women by BareFacedLies(m): 6:13am On Mar 31
Kornfusedman:
I think you should put it better like "I have a very strong desire to get killed or maimed suddenly"
You get the drift?

If this were the case then most of our top politicians would be dead and buried. grin

I hear that a significant proportion specialise in fúcking married women who come to them for favours

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