₦airaland Forum

stecman:
THIS IS THE SAME PROBLEM MOST SOUTH WESTERNERS HAVE ABOUT OTHER REGIONS IN NIGERIA. THEY NEED TO TRAVEL OUT OF THEIR REGION..

KingCold:
We actually do, but mostly not to shitholes like Nigeria

Softmirror:
Who would have thought.....

kiddkash:
Abidjan is not the capital of ivory coast

blowjohn:
Chai I miss ibadan O.
We were living in bungalow + boys quarters. Total of abiit 6 rooms. Think we're were playing like 300k or so( 13 years ago).



Abuja: got a one room self con for 1.5 m
With their agent fee and all was 2 m.

But the shared kitchen(2 people) is big and beautiful sha

Flamemignon1:
This is dumbest shit I've ever heard, there are more straight parents who are pedophiles than gay parents who are pedophiles but do you see gay people saying straight people shouldn't be parents

skywalker240:
Very useless people, they always contradicts themselves

We have read countless times how those trannies impregnate female inmate's

Or was it that boxing girl that was pitched against a tranny, and got the punching of her eternity that she had to jump down from the boxing ring and scream "I no fight again oo"

Worst thing is that mumu girl was a LGBTQ+ promoter

Na their mumu wokeness go kill them

The downfall of this westerners is actually starting from this LGBTQ+

tinnymerit:
Ibadan has around 40,but Lagos 54 presently

ecomalchemistt:
She too Dey disturb me for money..

Today “Plz CaN u Do Me A faVor”

Tomorrow “My gaZ Has fINished”

Next week “I dOnT haVe TransPort Money”

Wetin bring that kain leg come , when Tinubu Dey deal with all man squarely,,, abeg o!

Everyday na one family problem to the other, I gatts commot plug 🔌 from that relationship cause na poverty alleviation scheme be that one.



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BLESS UP

DemonSlayer:
Madly in love with? Naah, too old for that sh!t.

However, if the question were what turned you off from someone you fancied, I could pull out a fairly recent instance. I could list a bunch of things that turned me off, but here are the top seven.

1. She has a habit of interrupting. I'd be right in the middle of a sentence expressing my thoughts, and she'd just interrupt and hijack the conversation. I find that rude and off-putting because this attitude has to sit on the assumption that what she has to say is more important than what I'm already saying. I'm not used to struggling to put a word in, or having to raise my voice in a perfectly civil conversation just to be heard. Along the same lines is:


2. She talks too much. We could be on the phone for an hour, and she'd have talked for 55 minutes. I understand the stereotype of the talkative female and their need to air out the entire content of their mind, but a conversation is supposed to be a dialogue, not a monologue, for a reason. I tend to think this behavior signals a self-centered person.

About 3 weeks in, I knew virtually everything about her—down to the marital issues of her parents' neighbours back home. She doesn't even know how many siblings I have or what their names are, I asked her which State I'm from and I swear she guessed the wrong one. Leading us to:


3. She's always on the phone with her mom or sister, sharing the latest gossip—be it about an extended family member, a church member, a neighbour, etc. Every 10 or 15 minutes, the phone rings—mommy is calling. Even informing her mom of my presence when I visit. Not far from this is:


4. She shares secrets of mutual friends/acquaintances without being asked. I literally have a big sack of people's secrets that I'm taking to my grave and I don't understand why people just volunteer other people's private business when there isn't a pew-pew 🔫 pressed to their temple.


5. She talks about her own beauty too much. If it's not her luxuriant, long black hair, it's her spotless fair skin, and the list of people who fell for her because of these features.

🎼So if you like
The way 🎶
🎵 you look that much
Oh baby you should go and fvçk yourself 🎶


6. She fakes virtue. Always talking about acts of kindness and generosity that she and her family have done.


7. And finally, the most scary thing—the straw that broke the camel's back—is: she once gave me 32 missed calls in a single day. Maybe it's a joke or something, but to me, it was absolute psycho!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyEuk8j8imI?si=_vnk-But-QOXCCbB

Juoflife1:
Very pathetic fellows.

missjekyll:
Why is this funny? God punish you for this.
You don't know breastfeeding can be painful. Unam ikot

Page full of clueless morons. Show this picture to your mothers. They ll understand immediately.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo[/color]

ukaface:
Abeg o
You know me??

Nahunger:

They never learn

It's only a Nigerian girl, you will see preparing for marriage and only has #5k in her account.




🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eyes of a needle 💉 than to see a naija girl with all these features you are looking for.

EreluRoz:
Ain't you tired of mentioning me even when I'm not even active here again? Kilon sele gangan

Anny69:
She's so beautiful!!! See her eyes? Her skin? Her curves? Her tats? 😭😭I WANT TO MARRY HER, GET ME A GENIE LAMP!

Nwaokunkpara:
The irony of life is that you could be rejecting marriage when you were younger saying that you weren't ready for marriage now look at the results


I have had such experience with about 3 different girls age 23 22 and 19 respectively

badblackgod:
Good evening Nlanders.

https://www.nairaland.com/7860317/heartbroken

Pls what do you suggest might have been the actual reason for the the lack of communication on her path.

ukaface:
Was he stupid When he was dating her and even proposed to her?

chidiokay:
Thats not true, when i had a patient in ICU for months there was these other patient that recovered from coma ... he gisted his wife that he watched two doctors have sex behind the desk at mid night

By the way one hard no suppose stop another hard, even sex naa hard job

Anny69:
Lol, no.

Sapasenator:
Is that your pics? Asking for a friend.

Dexlomo:
Apparently, you own multiple monikers you use in liking your post. Your response is in dissonance with what I wrote and it is receiving likes. If you are not the one liking your post, then the conclusion of Nigerians as being dull is being reinforced.

Dynoz01:
parasite dey chop your remaining small mass of brain but u no know...u are nothing but a parasite infested diseased ravaged dirty swine with fetid smell...you are more of what you hate.

A man who will lie down and willingly think about what gaymen do at the comfort of their bedroom to the extent the unhealthy obsession is negatively affecting his everyday life and existence is mentally disturbed and maladjusted

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hello…what do you do when a neighbor wants to be acquainted with you and you have no interest

And also, are you acquainted with your neighbor..why or why not?[/color]

Dynoz01:
so be it ..then unrest in pieces ....e be like say death dey hungry u...you beta stay put for your shithole dey manage your wretched life...if not get ready to die in your state of restlessness...you think the lgbtq folks give a fvck...infact your restlessness dey give me joy
Don't even bother going on that deadly venture of your so called stumping out..cos you will labour in vain...and the worst part is that you would be killed or end up committing suicide...it is going to be a waste of time and effort on your side... invariably an exercise in fuitility

Dynoz01:
useless confused phlegm...anyone who told you that you are smart needs to be flogged...you circus clown hiding behind those two useless moniker..come out and reveal yourself...diseased ravaged swine

Dynoz01:
useless confused phlegm...anyone who told you that you are smart needs to be flogged...you circus clown hiding behind those two useless moniker..come out and reveal yourself...diseased ravaged swine