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Sapasenator:
A lady wey dey chop prick na him wan draw op closer to God? You dey craze?

So you want to tell us that your wife does not suck your dick when you're having sex?

Be deceiving yourself there!

RingRoadCartel:
Most guys on this forum are incredibly stupid. Na who dey see period wan use cucumber? Abi una just dey find how to start conversation? Even if that's the aim, why not start the convo like someone that reasons with the brain and not the testes?

Most guys engage in this type of banter just to cool off and let off steam.

If you have no sense of humour I suggest you just piss off, we don't need over-serious people here!

ogashman:
See two yeye people up there talking gibberish

Mention the two people abi you dey fear make person no woz you slap

dkidd:
https://www.verywellhealth.com/herbs-for-menstrual-cramps-89901

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324484#gentle-exercise

@fadilaMaikiriki I'm helping U now o

Do you want a medal for helping her?

fadilaMaikiriki:
Why do I have to pass through this almost every month because I am menstruating? Why do I have to go through this pains and torture? Just why? What's my offence? What have I done to deserve this? What have I done?


I'm currently seeing my period, but it seems like I'm going crazy. Pains, torture and so much discomfort here and there. I want to know my offense. I want to know why I have to go through this almost every month just because I'm seeing my period. I want to know why I should be having runny stomach and constant vomiting and severe weakness, coupled with the tortuous pains that seemed like someone used a sharp razor to make some incisions on my uterus, poured fresh grinded pepper on it, and then set it on fire! This is what I'm feeling right now! This is what I'm going through right now, if not more. And I ask again, WHY? Why do I have through all these? Why must I pass through all these? Just why? Why? Why?

This is too much for me please!

Please let me know if you need some hot 'akamu', it may help relieve the pain

EreluRoz:
Women who play wifely duties always end up in regrets. If I'm her ehn I will insult him and find my square root

When can I get another opportunity to suck these your voluptuous breasts again?

I'm just reminiscing on how I enjoyed them when we were in school.

Okafor's Law must be obeyed when the time comes

EreluRoz:
Not made up ooo. This is what's currently happening in my house and I've been playing both sides. My brother thinks I'm pro them but back home I'm pro my parents. I'm just 2faced as it is now


And she has been doing wifely duties in my brother's house eiya but it is what it is

Your brother don fúck the girl belleful, please tell him to move on so another person can get his turn

lexy2014:
this guy, you really desperate to blow on youtube that you had to go and unearth a very old video to use as content

The hunger in the land is very real so everyone is chasing US$ earnings

jordyspices:
Na ashawo

That's her choice which is her personal business.

To call person ashawo no dey hard una for mouth!

DevilsEqual:
This guy isn't a principled person

He didn't violate any rule, but you should live and act my some personal laws/philosophy

I have no words for the woman but her shape tho

You sef see her big nyash abi?

I don't blame the man, he wants to be the first to secure her before other guys get to her

viktor88:
Okafor law worked here so fast.

Guys marry a virgin

If you're not a virgin you have no business looking for a virgin to marry

BigYash:
You don high.. No be only Onan ,na Oman... If Na so e dey happen,every girl that has ever done abortion for don receive the anger na ,or even those born throway.. The way you think is not the way God thinks.. Just forget anger and let the man do what he need do to know where he is standing.. Another man can come tomorrow to claim those kids,if his dna Matches.. You wan dey play with women? Even god will pour his anger on you for trusting women.. lol

Oga sometimes it's best to just let sleeping dogs lie

1Sharon:
The worst is when the pinky nail is extra long while the rest of the fingers are left short..

I'm sure a guy has used a finger with this type of nail to finger you and you did not enjoy it one bit

tunjijones:
Money can fix almost everything.

Are you sure?

Has he also fixed his wife's saggy slippers breasts?

AcadaWriter:
For real this what we called puff puff puff pass

Spagi:
For real this what we called puff puff puff pass

So you and that faggót Spagi are who was first to comment on this thread are one and the same person?

Good gesture

Why you come dey expose my secret for Nairaland?

My God will judge you

Tightpussy2024:
For safety reasons. You will be shocked at the security installations in the house.
Also, the father is a billionaire. This is the birth right of a billionaire child. But you feel its extravagant because she is a baby mama

You're taking this thing too personal.

Meanwhile is your pússy really that tight?

EreluRoz:
in your dreams

Do you want me to give Nairalanders a vivid description of your pússy as evidence that I fúcked you while we were still in school?

EreluRoz:
Ibonce?

Sorry, typo..."I once"

Zxcvbnmghtr:
All these useless style wey leg go dey pain person. I hate hanging my legs up like that. It's no fun at all.

Make you know worry, if person wey sabi the thing hang your leg you go enjoy am well well

EreluRoz:
In case you wanted to forgive that cheating man of yours, just remember he had her like this and afterwards downgrade you to her just to keep going back there. Shalom

Remember I once had you like this when we were in school

Anny69:
I will accept this offer after I try out one pussy for the last time. I'm craving your mother's own right now.

Anthonia leave lesbianism alone, there's no gain there.

You need a good dick in your life and I can provide it.

I promise that after fúcking you, you will see the light

Anny69:
I have a man interested in you. He would pay you well if you oil up and bend over. When you're ready text me.

You should be more comfortable sucking a guy's dick instead of sucking the pûssy of your fellow woman.

I'm ready to have a date with you so I can use that opportunity for fúck your brains out and return you to factory settings so you can leave this nonsense lesbianism alone

If e sure for you make you accept this offer

MrCork:
My life is over. I feel dumlopgantical. I am currently terimngaatick!!

This 2 babes used charm on me at the bar. I took them shoppin & then finish up my rent moiney in a club v.i.p section. DONT TRUSS WOMEN. My life is over

IF you care for me, you will be rewarded with nice hug


PLEASE HELP

S.O.S...URGENT!!!

Congratulations son, you're doing great

ravensckar:
Single mothers are nice until you finally put a ring on their finger.

By then, even the devil will automatically leave you alone.

Do you know this for a fact based on personal experience or are you talking based on hearsay?

Khyrvxjzy:
you won spoil this thread abi...

see people discussing
you won spoil am
go igbo thread

Ódè oshi!

seunjungle1:
You think everybody is your mate. People with big ball are talking of smarttv yourself dey show face....you better hide your face

Gbé énué sóun!

Na so una go come online come dey form level wey una no get

If say shishi dey your hand you no go come here come dey price third hand phone!