₦airaland Forum

Love800:
Alright.
Thanks so much.

Boerboels and German shepherd, which will you prefer?

Silentgroper:
There are predegree and there are pure breeds .. na the predegree ones dey expensive like madt .. the purebreeds are usually lesser than the predegree ...


A malinois predegree goes for 300k .. how would a boerboel go for 800k .. wtf ...

MaziObinnaokija:
But wetin ? Abeg talk finish. I
My son wan one b4 i buy it

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!


See my fellow musician and I can't even afford kiss xondom from my own career, instead it keeps bringing me shame

motionarena:
My babe told me she wants to fix her samsung s10 plus screen that she needs 100k.

I sent her d money without thinking twice.
Later on I found out she actually fixed the screen for 250k i.e adding my 100k to her own 150k.

Is that a wise decision to fix a samsung S10plus for that amount when she could get a brand new mid-range Tecno phone with that same amount

Edygrin:
Lol

I love how the rest of the world is ignoring all these sharia governed countries unlike before when the world tried to convince them how democracy and freedom is the best.

Now the world will just ignore you out of existence, if you like ban everything, nobody send ur papa again. You'll get tired and unban it yourself like Iran is currently doing.

If you like tell your women to dress like masquerades nobody send ur papa, your women will get tired and revolt themselves.

Everybody dey face their own country now

YoursDola:
Thank you for your time and explanation. If I had gotten this advice earlier, I would have made a better buying decision.

Please do you have an idea on what the current prices of those mattress are right now?

The orthopedic mattress I bought is prestige orthopedic mattress @110k

mrvitalis:
Makes no sense by Constitution traditional rulers own 5% of local government allocations... So why place them on salary

truthhurts2:
My teen days was nothing but trouble here and there. I for don go tey tey but na the grace of God keeps me through those periods.

There was a day we were burning up the bush so that we could catch some bush meat, and we managed to killed three big bush rat( okete in my language). Na so one squirrel just came out of nowhere and I went started pursuing it, na so the squirrel climb dead palm kernel tree, no more leafs on it, but there was a hole at the extreme top of it which the squirrel entered.

Na so I begin to climb, and I climbed to the very top( on top sey I wan kill squirrel). I checked but couldn't find it there, na so I started shaking the palm tree thinking that the squirrel will come out in fear. During the shaking, na so the tree broke from the middle, the upper part of the tree and I dey escort ourselves come down, but before it touched the I tried to jumped and detached myself from it. I landed with bruises all over my body and the tree that escort me was shattered on landing. That's how God saved me ooo.


Till today, I use to think about that incident.

Centrik360:
A very hefty guy who is my step mother's in-law paid our family a visit of a week plus.

One evening, we went to the Palm plantation to do broom. On the farm he beat my younger sister and I felt very bad.

This guy, Even if you combined my stature and strength 3times there was no way I could beat him but, I was bent on retaliating so I started devising my plan onwards.

On the road to the farm we went were remnants of the tough sticks of the leafs our goats had eaten.

When we started coming home from the farm, I took the back position, the guy was in-between me and my sister and other kids were in the front and my beloved sister was still weeping profusely.

Enroute home, I secretlyb plucked some canes, Stubborn grass (sida acuta) and shoved them in my pants at the line at my back.

As we don near home (when I knew that people would easily come to rescue me), I started lashing this Goliath strokes....when the canes I pluked broke away I speedily picked the remnant sticks from the goat feeds aahhh! these ones delivered my anger very well unto his back... immediately they sticks finished, that was when people knew and ran to separate us.

I dealt with him, he cried like my sister did!
My mom and sisters reprimanded me in the family eyes but they praised me and Called me champion in when they called me in!

MrPresidon:
I SWALLOWED A FULL BUNCH OF KEYS

up till this day, I've been wondering how this was possible without having any damaging effect to my stomach or body.

Yes. I was around 4 or 5 yrs old at the time I swallowed a full bunch of keys. Nothing less than about 10 different keys in a bunch with a key holder.

Here's how it happened. I was lying down face upwards playing with the keys in my mouth when I accidentally gulped them; the whole damn keys. I was alone, so no one saw it happen. I was scared as he'll to tell my mom, she would have freaked the hell out and probably given me a whopping of my life (the main reason why I didn't tell her )

Later that evening she was looking for the keys and asked me if I saw them and I said no, knowing fully well they were being warmed up in my stomach . She finally assumed she had misplaced them.

Fast forward to when I became an adult, I would tell my friends and none would belive me. It was strange to me how nothing bad happened to me. I sha thank God

ThatWriterBoy:
Una go laugh me die sha but thank God say nobody know me for real life. Worst part be say my own happen as a full adult. No be child.

So when I was in Year 3, this lecturer vowed that if I come late to his next class, I will carry over his course because I had been coming late and he had marked my face.

So I prepared very well to come early that day. I even fetched water and kept in case there was no light to pump water. When I woke up, I found out my roommate had used the water to flush in the night when I was sleeping and there was no water.

I tried my best to find water and rush to school before the time for the lecture.

Omo, my plan no dey work again. Before I could even find a bus sef, time for the class had almost reached. After I rushed to go and finally found a bus, in the bus going to the university park, I remembered how one guy that was late for his exam jumped out of the bus one day. Na so I jump my own come land for ground.

At first, I think say I succeed. The driver park come dey ask whether I craze. Other drivers too park come dey reason wetin dey work me.

I scattered my phone screen. Tore my fine clothes. Injured myself. I was limping to class. At the end of the day, the lecturer came late for the class. God damn.

Later I come dey reason what if I broke my head.

WhiteIverson:
So many instances... too numerous to mention

My brother and I racing when I accidentally tripped him from behind and he fell and dislocated his shoulder

Car reversing from the compound and I intentionally put my toes in the path of the tyre. All my toes got broken

Climbing cashew tree to pluck cashew, naso one branch pierce my lap. Out of fear and pain I jumped down and that was how the branch sliced through my lap omo see blood

My uncle turning fuel inside car with jerrican, naso i light matchstick throw ontop the fuel tank. I was flogged so bad, that night I was scheming how to run away lol

gigabyte13:
As l never Sabi loan app
I no Sabi Dem at all at all
Dem threaten me this year like twice
As l no be pro in the borrowing industry
I almost get HBP.
But now, na Dem dey call me everyday make l come borrow 1M and above.......

If you no get mind like some addicted debtors
No go near loan apps ooooo

JikSneh:
I was Hot and opted for a quick OS, I got one Yoruba damsel from oyo, her slim pretty black face obviously filled with bold tribal mark which easily gave her out as ijebu.
I took her to my hotel room, when the time was right for genital meet and greet, to my utmost suprise, it was a He, yes! My Yoruba OS damsel was a "He"with his baby snake like pimpim dangling in between his legs, the idiot has already drank Smirnoff ice, ate goat head pepper soup...... I threw up that night for almost an hour.
The ewedu munching fool got the worst beating of his life that night ..... Fear them!

Pinethree:
Dear Mommy and Daddies, please am not a scammer, I can prove everything I say here beyond all doubt! i won't be doing this if only there's a glimmer of hope. please forgive me, but it seems that I have no choice. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes and with a very heavy heart. I'm doing this for my little girl who is asthmatic, I have exhausted my savings to buy her Seretide inhaler but at this point it has become too expensive to afford. I work two jobs to provide for my family but it never seem to be enough and as it stands I have exhausted all channels with which I can borrow money to buy it. It is sold for 18,500 but anything we can lay our hands on is perfectly okay please. Even 1k will go a long way to keep my baby girl alive please. Please my family, am on my knees, I am pleading for assistance to save my daughters life. I beg you in God's name please.. Any well meaning Nigerian whom God has touched their heart to help us, please help us. May the Almighty GOD bless all you lay your fingers on, amen.
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M.A
First City Monument Bank (FCMB)
May God bless you immensely ❤ 🙏

Ps: this is the last one I bought, it will finish latest tomorrow 🙏🏽🙏🏽😢

atiku4President:
Hmm, Anambra is collapsing under the useless Prof. as governor

Antivirus92:
Soludo should just forget about flyovers and road construction and secure the citizens first.

He is getting it all wrong!