It's like someone forget to close the gate of hell in Europe

Seeing someone you believed that had dead long time ago, throwing sand at him/her Comfirm if the person is a spirit or not

Since every body now visit buhari in London, saraki, dogara, tinubu and co Even tuface and Juliet walter visits him I decided to visit buhari in London Me too go London to see our able presido..

Kreamie:
LLLLMMMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOOOO....All those slaps, na you suppose chop am..I swwaer..

no be buy I wan buy am ni, I no wan steal the phone nah, please tell me the reason why I should receive that kind of slapppppppssssss...... lol

Karleb:
Go to a store and get your gadget, una no go hear. You see your life?

You sound like the scary looking guy oo, because this is the same advice the guy was giving to be me that make me not to be able to count the money ..

lawrenceunaa:
Op u just the watch am slap de guy . abi u no knw d way to ur hauz

nah the move I wan move before the guy said he is nor selling again, lol

dazekid:
Lol, I have had this happen before. The koko here is to never hand the phone back no matter what. If you don't, the person slapping the guy would threaten you for buying stolen goods, and would try attacking you, no fear, nothing go happen. Just use panasharp to look for the nearest police officer or station and state that you asked if the phone was stolen or not and the seller said it was not. The police officer would discharge you(best to drop like 5h or 1k for him and tell him to hold them there for like ten minutes). Leave that place hurriedly and get on the first bus leaaving Ikeja to your area. I can 100% assure you that you will never see that guy in that location ever again, these guys disappear like Fadeyi Oloro.

Man don wise up now, thanks for the advice!!!

slimmyjimmy:
That guy use he sixth sense

The thing be like film to me

I went to Ikeja to repair phone at Microsoft office in August, so I met one of this street boys that sell phone whom had approached me to buy phone for the direction of Nokia Microsoft office, he gave me the direction and I thank and told him that am not in need of phone that I had one IPhone 6 and Nokia x2 which I came to repair, after I had done registering the Nokia phone at the Microsoft office on my way back this same guy approach me again and ask me how far with the repair, I told him I just register the phone that I will come for it next time, the guy show me one infinix hot(very neat), I knew the price is 25k(new). the guy ask me to pay 15k I told him that I don't need a phone and he insisted I should pay any amount, I just collect the phone scan and test the phone it was OK, I told I only had 8k he said it too small I should add money to it, at the end we agreed on 8k, I tested all the phone features and the charging point and use it to may a call with my sim in it, it all perfect, the guy said that we should further forward because of the agbero there and we did, so I counted 8k hand it over to the guy and collected the phone, the guy was like pls add something to this 8k, I told him that is the agreed price that I don't have any money to add again, he said he is not selling again that I should collect my money and return his phone, I did and recounted the money to be sure, he said so because of the small money that I want to add that will make me not to buy again, that I should bring the money back and I gave him and collected the phone, check again and put the phone in my pocket, about leaving one guy with a strong and red eyes just came from nowhere and started slapping the seller of my phone and started calling the guy thief in a strong voice, he says that he had warn the guy on several occasion not to spoiled this there area by selling phone and later arrange guy to collect it again, the seller had already received three strong slap from the scary looking guy, he was like oga shey I sell phone for you ni, the guy just return back my money and collect Hus phone back and ran off, unknown to me the guy had tampered with the money during the time he was receiving the slap from the scary looking guy, the scary looking guy was advising me that next time if I wanna buy phones I should go to shops and blah blah blah, so with all the advice he left me without option of checking the money I collect from the seller guy, i thank the scary looking guy and he left me, I decided to check and count my 8k, behold 1k was rap and folded with cut money like complete sports paper..... I waited for 1hour to check if I could seee any of the two guyz, they are no where to be found..
that is how I was defrauded of 7k.....

I went to Ikeja to repair phone at Microsoft office in August, so I met one of this street boys that sell phone whom had approached me to buy phone for the direction of Nokia Microsoft office, he gave me the direction and I thank and told him that am not in need of phone that I had one IPhone 6 and Nokia x2 which I came to repair, after I had done registering the Nokia phone at the Microsoft office on my way back this same guy approach me again and ask me how far with the repair, I told him I just register the phone that I will come for it next time, the guy show me one infinix hot(very neat), I knew the price is 25k(new). the guy ask me to pay 15k I told him that I don't need a phone and he insisted I should pay any amount, I just collect the phone scan and test the phone it was OK, I told I only had 8k he said it too small I should add money to it, at the end we agreed on 8k, I tested all the phone features and the charging point and use it to may a call with my sim in it, it all perfect, the guy said that we should further forward because of the agbero there and we did, so I counted 8k hand it over to the guy and collected the phone, the guy was like pls add something to this 8k, I told him that is the agreed price that I don't have any money to add again, he said he is not selling again that I should collect my money and return his phone, I did and recounted the money to be sure, he said so because of the small money that I want to add that will make me not to buy again, that I should bring the money back and I gave him and collected the phone, check again and put the phone in my pocket, about leaving one guy with a strong and red eyes just came from nowhere and started slapping the seller of my phone and started calling the guy thief in a strong voice, he says that he had warn the guy on several occasion not to spoiled this there area by selling phone and later arrange guy to collect it again, the seller had already received three strong slap from the scary looking guy, he was like oga shey I sell phone for you ni, the guy just return back my money and collect Hus phone back and ran off, unknown to me the guy had tampered with the money during the time he was receiving the slap from the scary looking guy, the scary looking guy was advising me that next time if I wanna buy phones I should go to shops and blah blah blah, so with all the advice he left me without option of checking the money I collect from the seller guy, i thank the scary looking guy and he left me, I decided to check and count my 8k, behold 1k was rap and folded with cut money like complete sports paper..... I waited for 1hour to check if I could seee any of the two guyz, they are no where to be found..
that is how I was defrauded of 7k.....

He became a Confraternity member at age 16
after which he turned into a notorious serial killer.
His excellent performance later earned him the position of the Chief Protocol Officer of the dreaded cult group in Nigeria. Insisting that he has changed, Mohammed aged 29 is now on a mission to save other lost souls like himself through gospel music. He told the story of his exploits in a chat with The Sun.

FATHER’S LOVE
As a boy, Mohammed had all the love and attention he
could get from his family especially his father.
Determined to get accustomed to his religion as a Moslem, his father sent him to Saudi Arabia to learn
everything about the Holy Koran. Within the one year
duration of the course, Mohammed had so many friends
including one who later thought him how to be in control of the society and live his life as a king. “He was my childhood friend, and while in Saudi Arabia, he told me everything about the Confraternity. I even
reminded him that our parents sent us to Saudi Arabia
because they want us to become Islamic clerics.
“When we returned back to Nigeria, he performed all
forms of magic to convince me that there is more to gain as a member of that cult. It was when I saw him
command a living maggot to swallow a far bigger animal that I was convinced to join in 2001. I was very young then but determined to be powerful,” Mohammed said.
DARKNESS & DEATHS
After the initiation, Mohammed said he was shocked
when they told him that part of their duties was armed
robbery and assassination. “I thought that part of the
magic was that one will command money to fall from the sky and it will. I never knew that we had to steal to be rich. Initially it was not easy especially watching people die but gradually, I became perfect to the point that I was appointed the Chief Protocol Officer.
“During the initiation, we were forced to drink human
blood and sprinkle part of it on our cloths. Everyone was
asked to keep that cloth safe as long as we live and still
a member of the cult. I was assured that the blood that
we drank had fortified our body and we will never be
killed. As a member, you are constantly reminded that
forgiveness is sin and whatever comes your way, you
must accept it.”
On the number of persons that he killed, Mohammed
confessed that he had lost count. “Most of the time, it is
normally a battle field and several people get shot. The
only time I got hit was in 2011 in Kaduna, when we had
gone to snatch bags of money from a politician. We
never knew that he had military escort. I was shot at the
leg but succeeded in snatching the money which is close to a billion. It was one of our most rewarding operations.
Not to leave a trace, we shot the driver who was our
informant so that he will not be a suspect.”
Worried that he sustained a bullet wound, Mohammed
said he was advised to visit a herbalist. “The herbalist
known as Oyo Baba, gave us two rings to wear always.
He claimed that one is to snatch the destiny of babies
which will help renew our powers. The second ring will
become hot if there is a danger around the corner.”
Mohammed further alleged that most of their operations, they have the consent of some corrupt policemen who are on their payroll.
“As the Chief Protocol Officer, it’s also my duty to
organize events that will lure the youths. I have
organized several parties in Abuja and normally it is free
for all. When young men are intoxicated, it is easier to
convince them to take drugs and give you information
about their family. Our targets are normally children from very rich homes. They enjoy attention and are desperate to free themselves from their parent,” Mohammed said.
REPENTANCE
Intoxicated by the power being a member of the cult had
given him; Mohammed said that he feared no one
because the potency of the ring on his finger had been
proven. “I felt invisible till I was arrested by a force
bigger than anything in the whole world. A neighbor
whom I respect a lot invited me to a program. He never
told me that it was a church program, and out of
excitement, I forgot to go along with my ring.
“It was when we entered the hall that I realized that it
was a church programme. Suddenly, I felt as if my whole
body was on fire. I kept screaming till I lost
consciousness. When I finally opened my eyes, I saw
several persons praying for me outside the church. They
told me that they had conducted a deliverance session
for me when I started screaming. I knew that it was time
for me to change when I realized that the ring had
disappeared. I also destroyed all the military uniform and arms in my possession. I only ask God to forgive me and heal the several families that I have hurt when I was a member of the ,” Mohammed said.

As I prepared for work one early
morning, I began to hum a
primary rhyme that had been
very popular when I was smaller.
The rhyme was somewhat the
favourite of school pupils
because of the rhythmic flow of
the response lines and the
interesting peculiarity of the
story line.
Old Ronger is dead and gone to
his grave…
Uhm, ahh, gone to his grave
They planted a mango tree over
his head…
Uhm, ahh, over his head
The mangoes grew ripe and
ready to burst…
Uhm, ahh, ready to burst
There came a high wind to blow
them all of…
Uhm, ahh, blow them all off
There came an old woman to
pick them all up
Uhm,ah, pick them all up
Old Roger rose up and gave her a knock…


I stopped short. Gave her a
knock? How ridiculous! Pray,
what would have made the old
woman to suffer such a fate
from old Roger who was
supposed to be long dead and
gone? Old Roger and old woman must have had some issues to settle… Or maybe the mango tree had been the issue and the old woman just happened to be the scapegoat. What was the morale of the poem? To watch out for old Roger before picking up fruits? It just did not add up. My only deduction was that the buffoonery Old Roger must have been an Old Soldier before his departure.

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