₦airaland Forum

Wen i was in js3 a group of female senior students cald me and they gav me a packet of cornflakes after which they asked me to tel dem the senior student wit d biggest manliness

I also remembered wat i did to our housemaster. He usually comes to d hostel in the evenings to gist wit students. On dis faithful day, i removed one of d wood under d matress because it was a double decker wooden bed. When he came, he climbed up to seat down and d next thing he was down with his head facing ground and his legs up. U can imagine d laugh dat day.

Mine was in fieldcrest international high sch in warri. A senior ask us to hang on our wardrope door. Our hands were up holdng d door while our legs were suspended not touching d ground. He naked us and started inserting toothpaste(maclean) into our anus.it was unbearable. When i was in ss3 students were goin home 4 the midterm break and we were ask to stay back n study. There was dis ss2 student who opened a new can of peak milk d medium size.we asked him to giv us some bt he refused telng us it was finished. Two days after they departed, we opened his wardrope like experts witout any damage done and we saw d milk filled to d brim. We then took large quantity and thereafter, we xcreted faeces(shit) into d container and then added a little amount of d milk on d surface of d shit after which we covered it and kept his milk back, To b contd

@barrister, i just called dat number and d guy is demanding 20k to make my name come out. I know this is all scam.anyway thanks 4 d info. Please if there is any nairalander who attended d interview, let me knw wen u r contacted on this thread. Tanx

Please, i want to find out if there is any person who was at the nddc post graduate foreign scholarship interview held in portharcourt last week(tuesday/wednesday) that has been contacted by the board. The md/ceo promised to get back to successful applicant before this week.

Is there any person who was at the NDDC foreign scholarship interview in portharcourt last week(tuesday/wednesday) that has been contacted by the board. I was there for the interview and the MD/CEO promised that successful applicants will be contacted before this week.

wales:
President Goodluck Jonathan was the first to register as he symbolically flagged off the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) online registration exercise which took place in his official residence. The exercise was witnessed by the Senate President, Senator David Mark, PDP National Chairman, Dr. Okwesilieze Nwodo, the party’s National Organising Secretary, Prince Uche Secondus and presidential aides.

Jonathan, commending the exercise, described it as a good innovation that would produce an authentic membership database for the party upon completion.

The online registration exercise was part of the ongoing PDP membership enrolment scheme.
The president pointed out the significance of the PDP online membership scheme in harmonizing the membership database of the party at all levels, adding that it would also eliminate controversies that could sometimes trail membership status within the party.

He commended the PDP leadership for the initiative which he described as “the best thing to have happened to party membership registration in Nigeria in the 21st Century,” while emphasizing its accessibility and relevance to existing and prospective party members even in the diaspora.

He, however, called on party officials and banks that would facilitate the registration exercise to ensure that they penetrate the rural areas where he said the PDP had most of its membership, so that all party members in all nooks and crannies of the country would be duly registered.
He also urged party members at all levels to take advantage of the online registration to properly document their membership of the party.
Earlier, Nwodo said the PDP online membership registration drive would give the party an electronic database of its members which could be accessed on the party’s website. He said the exercise would also generate funds to run affairs of the party.


Link: http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/aug/10/national-10-08-2010-006.htm

i am nt a big fan of pdp bt u hv said it all. As for d thumbprint, each member is xpected to scan and upload it wit their passport foto

D'bang, 2baba, psquare @poster u gat dat right bt for d rest, aint too sure

i doubt this story, but there might be an element of truth about it

how does bad leadership affects his (osaze) play. as far as i am concern, OZ is the biggest flop among this class of eagles because he was suppose to be our playmaker and superstar prior to this worldcup. he played nothing in the minutes he was on the pitch so he should just shut up.

dremoney:
1000 ko,1000000 ni, f++k dat crap mahn.show me your friends they say innit?dat dude obviously has a demon within who is freaking bent on taking him down,seriously down low.His advisers are wicked,he is dumb and his manager without doubt,is a complete slowpoke.Naija don move on witout 2face tay tay.
Is he mad?this is an apparent confirmation of 'Pride goes b4 a fall''.
Make we chill nw,see how far maga's go pay, hissssssssssssssss!

thank u jare, well said

The fact that u cant afford it doesnt mean he's milking those of us who can.[/font][/color]

[quote][/quote]hey u, i am speaking for ma self and not for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

jamolomo:
y ru guys angry
tuface don step up
wat abt we dey buy old movie
for 5 pounds equivalent to 1250 naira
make una no vex

step up ma ass

infact, i go buy one and then rip it into ma system after which i go burn them into 50naira empty cds and begin to dash anybody that wants it.

d guy is going brook and he wants to meek muusiq lovers of their had earned money to take care of his polygamous home. f**k 2face and f**K dat album. we will still get the one of 100naira

keep on disturbing her until she gets married to another guy. that is if you truly love her

very funny gist. b4 i say anything, how old are you that u say u are a virgin?

Dimka 76:
My perfect woman wont insist on tagging along when I want to hang out with the boys and start scowling when I hit the booze!

My perfect woman won't always say ''you don't know what you want''.

My perfect woman won't badger me to change, change, change.

My perfect woman won't start 3rd world war just becos I smoke cigar.

My perfect woman will say sorry when she hurts me.

My perfect woman won't tell my friend I am immature.

My perfect woman won't be irritated when I am down with malaria and throw up evrywhere.

My perfect woman won't be so insecure.

My perfect woman listens to me, not her brother.

then get ready to marry a robot!