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thiscounts:
, and bashy_ demy is the WITNESS!

Hey officer pls don't put me into trouble am not the witness as i know the punishment for the witnesses in9ja

lysaa:
Not so fast. .what's your role in this?

Thanks jare how could he conclude so fast oya return no ogunje for you here thiscounts

ok waiting for the prooving

Hmm Odunnu dont think that of me girl it was just a joke oya give me a chance to proof my to you that i can't LOL

all of the above

No offense Odunnu it was a joke and i can't do that for real you know now.

nice joke there OP but i no go nominate you ooo

‎​Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?" a voice on the other end answer
"No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped.
"After a brief pause daddy says "but honey you haven't got an uncle Paul!"
"Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."

Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want you to do: “Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy's car has just arrived at the gate.""Ok daddy just a minute…"

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy.""What happened honey?"

"Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all."

"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad."He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead."

Really long pause this time…

Daddy says, "swimming pool, but we don’t have a swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?"

"No, this is 486-5713."

Sorry, wrong number, !!!

^^ don't be too harsh Odunnu we are on joke section remember

what if am right and your really sick

After how many page you dey exist so?

move go one side abeg

Studio you don exipre now you no dey current oya you no go won do the image below now

I nominate, BRB

How to start a fight, One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift, The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight starte,

Yes on exile

What?

I guess you sick yourself

How did you know it past my Bed time? do you know what time zone i am?

^^^ yes i make sense but you think am not simply because you dont know the meaning

ok

lysaa:
Gaddamit! na that ritual una take dey seal relationship for ya village?

yeye girl na slang for lasgidi now

Lysaa! lysaa!! lysaa!!! how many times i call you?

Ok make una reason together for one corner abeg make i see front

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how sukuru today

^^^ what was that a joke

sylve11:
nor mind the mantis. lyssa how far?

woman wrapper

^^ i am 100% alright nothing dey shake me

^^ na Tanimz cos am oooo

You Welcome Efe just that you such a sturborn Girl/woman/granny

tanimz:
Really?

yes Tanimz i have couple of friends there