₦airaland Forum

2Mekus:
Please how do I get this SRS and no my phone is iphone. I do not want to do away with the sim 'cos I have used this number since inception of GSM in this country. Most of my contacts both local and international reach me through it.

Sorry boss, just checked it seems it's strictly a blackberry app, dont really know much about iPhone apps - I am an android loyalist, i'm afraid. if your iBlacklist app is not working, i'm afraid you going to have to use the old school method - save the numbers as "Dont Pick 1", "Dont Pick 2",

Good luck

Idowuogbo:
Basianoooo happy new year oo,u no even hail me dis year

Anyways dude dis she-boy has a history on nl,she/he suffers from "IhateNigeriamenohrea".Now dis condition is 1 of a kind and d diagnosis is yet to receive a cure,dat said I think blogging about her hate and us replying her with sterilized cursing has helped in monitoring her condition.

Babes, now this is goin to  sound proper scary now. I swear i was just about to give you a shout on Lola_luv's thread - ur last post on there cracked mi up " ****wa fi ibon gba e leti o"- fackk mi sideways, LMAO!.

Happy new year, boo. Just got back from Naija few days ago so I have not been on here - no be say i sabi post sef (Presido of the spectatators union).

Now wey u don ja mi si the levels of this poster, i understand why the rushing wey dem give am no get part 2! I was like Warrapun Nah

there's a software called SRS call blocker which can allow you to block numbers with a certain sequence of digits like your 234547. However, it seems you use a Samsung (as per the blacklist function) - this works well on Blackberry

but this is a joke pic, why is the OP being cussed out? NL is scary as hell these days (actually, maybe scarier)

It can work depending on the duration the long distance will last . Generally , it should be avoided

Being angry about him about seeing her is different from being angry that he is cheating. While both can be linked, there is always that chance that they are not.

Serious thinking required before throwing in the towel.

Hi Missy B, pls forward a copy my way - bammy0077@yahoo.com

Hin music nor sweet jor, abegi. At least they used empty water bottles, he should be thankful.

Methink, you have to start watching some of these series with her! If you do that, I think it will be easy to guilt her to reduce it. There's always 2 ways to approach issues - the soft way and the hard way. If possible, always avoid the hard way of paying her back in her own coin.

Okija_juju:
You cheap bastar'd, no be your mate dey buy PVR decoder for their house?!

Your wife dey watch series you come out here dey shout like Ashawo wey dem Bleep on credit!!

Go and buy her a PVR decoder so she can simply record all the series she wants to watch and watch them at her leisure instead of punishing her to sit and watch series foe hours or miss her shows entirely. Plus if you were so fantastic in bed, you would be able to Bleep that series demon out of her.

Dont care about the rest of the post! This right here was faccking epicness!! LMAO!!

~Bluetooth:
Abegi that woman isn't intelligent enough to have made a logical statement.why use the word ''manhood'' in the first instance when there are lot of words to eulogise oju-iku ?

U nailed it! How hard cant it be to use any other word apart from manhood - which is constantly linked to a certain meaning.

strangest:
It is very unfortunate that a lot of people in Nigeria claims to be the best when it comes to English. You all that are laughing at the First lady has ended up showing your stupidity. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the statement. You guys need to check your dictionary for the definition of "Manhood" before you start writing nonsense and PLEASE STOP showing your stupidity just because you think you are better than her.

man·hood (mnhd)
n.
1. The state or time of being an adult male human.
2. The composite of qualities, such as courage, determination, and vigor, often thought to be appropriate to a man.
3. Adult males considered as a group; men.
4. The state of being human.

Manhood is also a slang word for pen.is

Cool your jets! Having a good command of the english language involves avoiding use of words that may disguise the message you are trying to convey. If she really said this, it's indeed sad!

Not going to go into an argument of which pastors are real or not, but ANYONE that supports the slapping of the poor girl and embarassment in front of everyone should have their head checked. I saw that video and if I was her brother, i would have bttchslapped the demons out of that pastor.

That was not deliverance or exorcism, twas just unjustified violence!

Lol

The 9-11 attack. This will be discussed for years

MRbrownJAY:
people should NEVER follow the crowd, everyone should use their own brains and decide what they want for their lives. . . . . . . . and the minute they dont, is when it is the beginning of the end. dont judge a book by its cover (aka assumptions), take the long road to READ and DISCOVER it. . . . . . .then make up your mind. so far, the only thing that is "obvious" in this story is that the guy is honest about who he is.

MBJ baba, u amazingly failed to get the point , didnt you? (as expected, LOL)  . The active bit there was IRRESPECTIVE OF REALITY! The fact that i mentioned not following the crowd already shows i am not in support of that. The point is simple, pause sometimes! i dont follow the crowd but neither do i think,  i'm the only genius in the class!

Forget your investigation angle, if it smells like shyt, looks like shyt, sounds like shyt why I got to taste it to be sure!! Nice ones still, i enjoy your alternative theories 

Abeg, leave story for tortoise! which kain attack be this one. Gimmicks!

texazzpete:

OMG!! please any synagog purson here please tell me which cream does Pastor TB use. I have got to get me some

it's called Photoshop

Bros, forget photoshop. I dont give two about the fellow but the guy is fresh !!

LOL!!! How embarassing when it sinks in!!

Ijogz K:
Well i enjoy the way my Afro comb popped behind the back pocket of my jeans, It makes me feel myself more, What's you guyz take on this? And for the ladies in the house do you find it attractive when you see a guy in this kinda mode?

Why do i get the feeling OP is trying to wind people up!

MRbrownJAY:
bro, when you L O V E someone, you accept EVERYTHING about them or move on with your life. trying to dissect what you desire, and discarding the rest, is not only wrong but crazy. this gal has the choice on her hand, i am just asking her to CONFIRM HER ASSUMPTIONS before she make her decision.
if you stop loving someone because you discover that they have a kid then i am safe to say that you NEVER loved them to begin with!

Sometimes you do sound like a bad rookie lawyer, wetin be all the long epistles? U really seem to take the "Never follow the crowd" saying to heart irrespective of reality! Quit it, fam!

The truth is obvious, the gal is hurting and you chatting this! How many things will you confirm in life before you make decisions? This guy's so-called honesty does not mean he is not bad news. People pull this all the time - tell a partner some bad truth so that they never think there's a lot more crap where that's coming from.

At first, i was gonna say, he's not that bad but now all I cay say is you need to start withdrawing from this gradually!

He has done his part in teaching you about life, seex and love, use these lessons to get the right one. To get sentimental about him being the first is just delaying the inevitable. Better to break off on your own terms - less painful.

Mr, Cork:
zolzlolz. sweeery OK I be nice to you. If you ever get the chance to come to London, I will take u to a nice place where u can take pictures with Parrots & Pigeons stand on yo head. We call it: Trafalgua square!

LOL!

blank:
How can your blood pressure come down while on a bike? Abi e go increase. I no wan die young o.

E be like say u never use bike b4 , please dont sha. Addictive stuff! 15 mins is 15 mins, no story! (Look at the guy's face well tho, bloodshot is a NoNo!!)

rhymz:
are you realy sure about the above claims?? Since this bill was passed in the senate, It has become common for closet homosexuals and pro-g'ay activist to easily distract us by saying that is not Nigeria's problem and all that crap. Like corruption is not being condemned by Nigerians or sth, may be we should wait till it becomes an issue, prolly by then it would have been too late. Nigeria has too many problems to add homosexualism and its ills in the pack, there is nothing wrong if we decide to nip it in the bud before they get brazen like it is seen in other country.

You are so right, dear sir. In these  countries where it is brazen , we have noticed how it has negatively affected their economy, depreciated the value of their currency, increased fuel prices, increased the spate of kidnappings of fellow nationals, heightened the level on insecurity via bombings and terrorists threats and ensured a lot of graduates do 419 as form of living.

We have noticed this, dear sir. This is really a BURNING issue to be taken care of. Matter of fact, why wait for the government, come to my local gym so I can point you in the direction of a few g.a.y  b.a.s.t.a.r.d.s (right? lol) so you can deal with them