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Oya, Here we go:

FOOD FLASK with steps...I for soup, d other for Eba, one for beans, d other one for garri, etc. (nah dat one sure pass first o, belle matters)

SPOON

TOILETRIES: Soap, dettol, tissue paper, bucket, towel, sponge, toothbrush, chewing stick (if needed), perfumery, shaving stick , toothpaste, etc.

STATIONERY: Small Stapler, a jotter or 40 leaves exercise book, correction fluid, pen

CLOTHINGS: Extra 2 white T-shirts, Extra 3 to 4 white shorts (u no go fit wear their own), one waist pouch (waist bag), one or two white all chucks (flat canvas), 3 of your best mufti clothes for services (church) and your wrist watch cos you will checking time always.

Carry like extra 50,000 that's if you would end up not liking camp food and for other little Platoon expenses and entertainment.

Do not forget your documents---up to 6/8 passport photographs, 3 photocopies of your call-up letter, 3-5photocopies of you statement of result or certificate, 3-5 photocopies of your school ID card, and any other document you consider relevant in case you want to register for any programme or competition while you are there.

Lastly, do not forget to take along with you, your spirit, soul and body because you will need them and also, your cell phone and chargers but guard them and other of your valuables jealously.

NOTE: Do not take things you value so much that are of great worth (expensive) else you might end up crying over their loss.

All the Best as you serve our father land!

Pinshures dey dat link

Somebody please confirm and tell me b4 I waste my precious MB clicking on theories without practicals

If beef don finish, fish still dey o

Something is FISHy
Something was BEEFy

When shall we start seeing these kinds of pronouncements and situations in Nigeria

GMB, will you start with all of them

Wow! God hasn't changed

He is a miracle worker

Congrats ma

...And if that same man marries you and still goes out to date other single girls

Hope you'll be happy about it

How about him building refineries which will take time but also will make the project feasible

What is bad in earning a masters degree in any of the prestigious universities in the country?

Get the masters here first, it'll increase your chances of gaining meaningful employment with great pay or you invest into an enterprising venture and you will be made for life.

Then, you can seek to further abroad by then if you will still be interested in it or just travel all around the world on holidays.

The choice is yours bro, no human is perfect and trustworthy, not even your parents sometimes

CONFUSED

How much time Baba cos Nigerian's even do not have much time to start to pamper patience?

It could play in 2 ways:

1. Nephew: in the sense that the father of the man that came to visit is his late brother's son

2. His Son: he might be referring to himself as his father's son

Big bossoms and asses:

Well, on this, I have nothing to say but all I know is that I have said something

Cute

AY for hold that gal o...anyway, he is happily married already

Una no go leave these human beings alone

They are people like you and I.

Ifeconwaba:
guy please help me i beg you

How much you go pay?

Do people who make other people laugh ever experience sadness

Its okay though, we live in an unfair world. R.I.P to the dead and take heart, Mr. Ibu

Its normal crushing on a lady or ladies whether you are a celeb or not

Oritsefemi, go for what you want but apply caution to the steps

Sure, its possible you can but first you have to pay me consultation fee before I release her personal contact to you.

I am waiting for negotiations

I'll try to comment but I already did successfully

I do not think it should be there cos its already a courage booster

Nice put-together

The man killed by mere apples

The man that has refused to say stop to politics (him don old 4 d game o)

And the man that made us run for our lives in 1993 (Oso Abiola)

Hope I am correct

...And he still didn't do much to his credit

Meaning...he never cared about how much credit he wins for himself and he allowed himself to be discredited

Too bad

Her face please!!!

Those kind faces dey sweet to look

I love you

HELP HER:

Make her hair
Subscribe her phone
Get food in the refectory
Go for shopping

And after all the helps, she might still want you to leave her alone

I thought ladies love surprises

You'll have to love this surprise as well

I don dey already vex for that state

Must we be power drunk all of the time

Jeff, please also go to that MTN care shop just opposite admin, beat those people there and burn all their products.

After all, they say, charity begins at home

Baba sef dey enjoy small pikin play

Oldies feeling young

A man borrowing bossoms of his teenage girl child to initiate wizardry.

God Help Us

I cant manage every other one save number 5

Was that called Xenophobia then and were blood spilled