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2buff you are in the spirit man. @topic, Landlord

Chimezie you wicked o, steve called u bank attendant why u come choose bus conductor nah?? Sha i rebuke. Next, Nursery school teacher

hahaha, coogar you sef na wa. LWKMD

booqee:
Nice one. But did u have to curse us dat thunder will fire us if we don't read it?!

I wonder o, see as he just make me fear

Seriously, what is engirish done to you peapull that you are treat it like this?? See them, Wicked peapull

I've taken first position about three times or so, but those were not my best position as my school by then wasnt competitive. My best position was 2nd, mehn this Samuel of a guy jack maths for head, he would always carry first while me a lesser position, i started from 8th, to 6th to 3rd to 2nd but then though if i can beat samuel in maths, i concentrated on maths that whole term, but he still got about 3 more marks than me sha, and took first, while i now dropped to 4th, felt so bad, things happened and i changed school to another school where i shined sha, no competition

steph7:
I thank God my family has never had any experience wit robbers. We have had experience with thieves before.
When I was around 8 or so, my mum just dropped us from school and walked into the kitchen and saw fried plantain , well garnished and covered in a plate, she asked the maid who the food was for, she said , it was for one of my mum's colleagues.
Immediately, my mum went to her room and saw that the door had been forced open, her jewellries were gone, and a small amount of money she kept at home 2 was gone.
She called the maid, and d maid said some1 came 2 the house claiming to be my mum's colleague and she let her in, the lady asked if there was plaintain at home, the maid said no.
She gave her money to go and buy the plaintain, on the maid's way back home, she saw the lady. The lady told her she was coming back, that she should go and fry the plaintain

Mehn see swaggs

Kola why noh?? is it cos of those few tooth? Ok, sorry, lets be friends, pulizz

All these your do they have this and that in Nigeria, na wa o, what'll be next? If we have fire in Naija?? As per your question, Yes i think we have microwaves down here but to be one the safe side, bring every thing you'll use when you finally get to coming, even electricity and some air

He presently cant say much as a few of his tooth are out, anyother person wanna try usme?

;d ;d ;d

i go blow that laff comot now

Kola u wan try us ni??

ahh, what would i also do without you my Lady Just sit and relax, if any body try you, i go turn jackie chan ontop their head

cleans the high chair, cushion it and spray it wit hummer perfume so she'll sit comfortably

ahh, u've been rude to her?? Berra start apologising o, before she would fire hot prayers your way

She's a she o, a powerful prayer warrior. Mr headquaters

Deborah the hook up Queen

tEsLim:
Though I rendezvous to use the BLEEP in my left hand because of people like you

Mehn Nairaland and it's word censorship. ROTFLMFAO

**blushing**hmmmm, Deborah the prophetess

hEdwards

bknight:
Op, a 13yr old?

I imagine being in a business meeting with someone speaking "aussie" english. smh

You willi be bannded o, dosnt you read well, berra modifying that post to australian spellings mode sharp sharp

ahh, thanks, i can now log out in peace knowing you think well of me. @switD, Thanks too o, u've been just great. See you gals later

I like beync

Beync:
I surrender

ahh, thanks, reading those words refreshend my heart like cold water in the heat of harvest. And seriously, sorry if i was harsh earlier

Beync:
U don't mind me throwing u some food

Not at all, love can be expressed in many strange ways

swit D:
No Oº°˚˚˚°ºoOº°˚˚˚°ºo ooooo, Its jez †ђξ way love works, Oya announce dat u truly love her too + giv her a kiss in return na

Ok o, jst hope it'll go on smoothly. Hmmmm, bynce, please come back, really and stop the lunch talk nah. I Rove You, **Kissess**

Beync:
Who is calling my name? How may I help u? hey is's luch time. Yumi yumi yumi

It's me o, it sounds like sugar sugar and butter, it takes my pain away. Damn, this Jodie's kuchi kuchi has got flows o

swit D:
Oh my God, See sense Oº°˚˚˚°ºoOº°˚˚˚°ºo , Bassy, I told u she wud be bak soon, She came bak for u ni oo, She's only tryin to cover up wit †ђξ lunch talk but u too suppose understand sha, Love is in †ђξ air Oº°˚˚˚°ºoOº°˚˚˚°ºo

you be prophetess ni

swit D:
@bync, u sef oya shakara too much, oya precipitate back na,  Afta all †ђξ guy has cleared air na,  Abi u don run tire for love ni?

@bassy, I will keep prayin she cums back cos me too is bginin to •♡•♏ȋ̝̊̅§§•♡• Her sef,

SwitD thanks o, it seems your prayer has worked. Pls beynce would you want me to write in australian spellings when i finally draft my rove/apology letter?

ah, switD please help me o, i'm not good at being romantic o, but lemme go and check my olden days love letter collections, i'll be back

abeg let a good sameritan be voluntied to mop this our weeps from here