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Properties › Re: DURABLE HIGH QUALITY ALUMINIUM LONG SPAN, STEP TILES nd METCOPPO AVAILABLE NOW by Batlan01(op): 8:30am On Nov 01, 2016
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Properties › Re: QUALITY TURKEY and CHINA ARMORED, STEEL, SECURITY and INTERNAL DOORS AVAILABLE!! by Batlan01(op): 8:28am On Nov 01, 2016
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Fashion › Re: {PHOTOS} MEET THE DIRECT DEALER OF PURE THAI ORGANIC INGREDIENTS FOR COSMETICS by Batlan01(op): 8:28am On Nov 01, 2016
ass
Properties › Re: CRAZY 'END OF THE YEAR' PROMO!!!.. NEW ZEALAND STONE COATED ROOF TILES by Batlan01(op): 8:26am On Nov 01, 2016
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Celebrities › Re: Fan Tattoos "Jim Iyke" On His Arm (Photo) by Batlan01: 8:40pm On Oct 31, 2016
Jes look at him #FvckboyAmbition
TV/Movies › Which Of These TV Series Caught Your Attention The Most? (pics) by Batlan01(op): 7:37pm On Oct 31, 2016
Which of these 2 TV series caught your attention the most?? Which do you think viewers got attracted 2 the most?? grin grin

JENIFA's DIARY
WAP TV's SUPER STORY

Fashion › Re: ESSENTIAL OILS, A. ARBUTIN, and OTHER COSMETICS INGREDIENTS AVAILABLE NOW {Pics} by Batlan01: 4:48pm On Oct 31, 2016
angry angryr
Properties › Re: DURABLE HIGH QUALITY ALUMINIUM LONG SPAN, STEP TILES nd METCOPPO AVAILABLE NOW by Batlan01(op): 4:46pm On Oct 31, 2016
angry angry
Properties › Re: STONE COATED ROOF TILES BUILT AND TESTED TO WITHSTAND A LIFETIME PRESSURE {Pics} by Batlan01(op): 4:13pm On Oct 31, 2016
huh huh
Properties › Re: DURABLE HIGH QUALITY ALUMINIUM LONG SPAN, STEP TILES nd METCOPPO AVAILABLE NOW by Batlan01(op): 8:39am On Oct 31, 2016
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Fashion › Re: {PHOTOS} MEET THE DIRECT DEALER OF PURE THAI ORGANIC INGREDIENTS FOR COSMETICS by Batlan01(op): 8:38am On Oct 31, 2016
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Properties › Re: QUALITY TURKEY and CHINA ARMORED, STEEL, SECURITY and INTERNAL DOORS AVAILABLE!! by Batlan01(op): 8:37am On Oct 31, 2016
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Properties › Re: CRAZY 'END OF THE YEAR' PROMO!!!.. NEW ZEALAND STONE COATED ROOF TILES by Batlan01(op): 8:36am On Oct 31, 2016
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Properties › Re: See The Future Of African Homes And Cities.......... by Batlan01: 6:51am On Oct 30, 2016
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Fashion › Re: {PHOTOS} MEET THE DIRECT DEALER OF PURE THAI ORGANIC INGREDIENTS FOR COSMETICS by Batlan01(op): 10:45am On Oct 29, 2016
angry angry
Properties › Re: QUALITY TURKEY and CHINA ARMORED, STEEL, SECURITY and INTERNAL DOORS AVAILABLE!! by Batlan01(op): 10:45am On Oct 29, 2016
cool cool
Properties › Re: CRAZY 'END OF THE YEAR' PROMO!!!.. NEW ZEALAND STONE COATED ROOF TILES by Batlan01(op): 10:45am On Oct 29, 2016
huh huh
Politics › Re: Afonjas, Flat heads And Pedophiles Come In Here! by Batlan01: 9:29pm On Oct 28, 2016
EmperorLee:
None of the above. I am a Nigerian from the Niger Delta region.
Ehn ehn, Its good... I'ld luv 2 visit dah Niger Delta of a country
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Employ This Maid,whats your reasons for or against?public opinion by Batlan01: 9:27pm On Oct 28, 2016
Justycxx:
Nope, she may turn my wife into a cucumberian
#WORD
Politics › Re: Afonjas, Flat heads And Pedophiles Come In Here! by Batlan01: 9:20pm On Oct 28, 2016
Lucaz:
not in this thread buddy, let go to politics section
U want 2 Kidnap Me or wah?? U wanna initiate Me into Niger Delta... Nt Me!
Romance › Re: I Have Warned My Wife Never To Use Cucumber In Preparing Salad by Batlan01: 9:18pm On Oct 28, 2016
mulattoclaroo:
I don't stand with cucumber anymore especially with the nonsense I saw.
Buy the extra large ones... U size it well b4 U buy it... If its 6-9inches, dnt buy... Also check de girth.. If its de size of J.T Dickson, dnt buy... #IStandWithCUCUMBA angry
Romance › Re: The Cucumber And Other Popular Food Items Nigerian Ladies Have Sexualised by Batlan01: 9:13pm On Oct 28, 2016
angry#IStandWithCUCUMBA
Politics › Re: Afonjas, Flat heads And Pedophiles Come In Here! by Batlan01: 9:10pm On Oct 28, 2016
Lucaz:
we are Niger delta

deal with it cheesy
What is Niger Delta?? A group or I'm nt understandin'
Romance › Re: I Have Warned My Wife Never To Use Cucumber In Preparing Salad by Batlan01: 9:07pm On Oct 28, 2016
#IStandWithCUCUMBA angry
Politics › Re: Afonjas, Flat heads And Pedophiles Come In Here! by Batlan01: 9:03pm On Oct 28, 2016
EmperorLee:
We wey no kan be neither Afonjas nor ipob nko huh
Outta 3 tribes, U're nt Afonja, U're nt a Flattie, den U must b a Pedophile
Romance › Re: Girl Offers Lagos Guy Sex On His Birthday, Sends Her Boob Pix (photos) by Batlan01: 8:43pm On Oct 28, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Ok.

This reminds me of a similar experience on Instagram... As a very handsome young man, I have a lot of ladies following me on Instagram and they do beg for follow back but as a man that have high taste , I usually select a few lucky ones that I follow back..

Now many of this girls will be commenting cute guy, handsome, boo , kiss me, touch me ,enter into my Arizona but as a strong Lord chosen church member, I do ignore the acrobatic efforts of the lady to get my attention as I do not want to fall in the gallows of sin .

I was jejely minding myself as I scrolled through bobrisky pictures when I saw a DM from a popular light skinned Instagram babe..

The thing shock me but I maintained composure......

She start praising me saying she really like my outlook on IG and she do stalk.. she even say she do wake up at midnight to check my pictures while strategically grabbing hold of a certain green color fruit usually used in salad..

She start praises on me and said if I don't mind and I shouldn't tell anybody,she would like to fuk me for free..

I say am a Christian and I do no such but she referred me to David and ask me to beg for forgiveness later..Il

I said I will block her that she shld let me be and I was almost pressing the block button when she sent in these two pictures that made me remove my finger from the block button..

She later sent picture crying that I should please do her bidding or she will commit suicide as she really wants me to sharpen her pencil even if its just once..

It surprise me why this girl want me to lead her into the other room.

I think about what Jesus would do, I think about my reputation, I think about the girl that is suffering and will kill herself if I don't do ,I think about the suffering of the fruit, I think about the pictures of the light twins she sent..

And finally, I arrived at a conclusion...







To be continued......
U mean ChidinmaCUCUMBA??
Fashion › Re: {PHOTOS} MEET THE DIRECT DEALER OF PURE THAI ORGANIC INGREDIENTS FOR COSMETICS by Batlan01(op): 6:05pm On Oct 28, 2016
huh huh huh
Properties › Re: QUALITY TURKEY and CHINA ARMORED, STEEL, SECURITY and INTERNAL DOORS AVAILABLE!! by Batlan01(op): 6:05pm On Oct 28, 2016
shocked shocked
Properties › Re: STONE COATED ROOF TILES BUILT AND TESTED TO WITHSTAND A LIFETIME PRESSURE {Pics} by Batlan01(op): 6:05pm On Oct 28, 2016
embarassed embarassed

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