₦airaland Forum

Dis Guy:
lol@ nigeria news and 'press briefing

was he sacked, was he removed, was he re-appointed?

several hours later these yeye journalist cannot update their news website from the china blackberry

nigerian journalism is an headache.

lebron needs to take notes on how to take over a game.
then again, antoinette jamison aint no pau gasol

kobe aint playing this post season

mantraa:
A young monk arrives at the Monastery

He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,
not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head Abbot to question this,
pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old Abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R ! We missed the R ! We missed the R !"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, Father?"

With A choking voice, the old Abbot replies,

"The word was,

CELEBRATE !!!!

dead

I think Chioma should ask for forgiveness or Muma Gee's Curse will follow her:

curses are not real. who gave chioma the power to hand out curses anyway?
who is she? Elisha or Elijah?

it's on yahoo news

a few of my friends will have night vigil this night

nigerians and religion. ha ha

anyone blind yet?

yall are creeping me out

Kenezi:
This is idolatry so yeah, there is quite a big difference between this and other beliefs but you can pretend otherwise if you want to. The United States has a 99% literacy rate and 75% of them claim to be Christian, so reading won't change very much.

american christians are pretty secular besides the ones in deep south who aren't known for having the best public school system.

rashard lewis would earn 22 million in the 2013-2014 season.
yes that's right

jamace:
Na wa o. I watched Patrick scattering and mudering grammar as usual on AIT during the decamping exercise. Patrick said he was "not decamping" but only doing "political alignment". Semantics!

you got to love that guy lol

but scientologists are pretty smart.

the problem can't be solely illiteracy

lmao nice exchange here

^^^

lol before you go why do yo think gay marriage and abortion are some of the biggest threats facing the world?

the magic are on flabby and sick status right now

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=443673.msg6044577#msg6044577 date=1274007708]The poor man's rolls royce. . .Lol[/quote]lol can't knock the hustle

lol where is OP

that's disgusting and punishable. he even did it at the center of the pitch.

oyb:
going by the arguments of the likes of paddl lo and davidif, i sincerely hope they are not posting from computers running windows - i mean - what business does a college dropout have with building the largest software maker in the world?

education can only take you so far.

soludo's phd and 'qualifications' did not imbue him with the character to do the right thing - he sat back and watched as ceos looted depositors funds.

nigerians love titles, you aint shiiiit unless you have dr/engr/barrister by your name.

Mudley313:
What does Jesus have in common with Zombie, Frankenstein and Dracula?

lol nice picture

God's time is the best. don't rush him.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=445085.msg6040978#msg6040978 date=1273925955]Lol bawomolo n mudley where do u guys get doz funny pics? I need them abeg[/quote]lol they are from a few blogs i frequent. i would get links in a minute.

https://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l299/abtothecd/funny/jesus.jpg

[url]http://photobucket.com/images/funny%20jesus/[/url]

^^

you seem to be hiding under the legality argument? why is that.
if the assembly legalized the killing of twins, would it be right?

lol there would be mass suicides if lebron leaves.

here u go guys

https://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad219/one_man_show_2010/aa21.jpg

https://i44.tinypic.com/6pn6tz.jpg

https://i42.tinypic.com/a5hsfa.jpg

Onlytruth:
"influence" is a diplomatic alternative for "exploit". You use one when you are still at the hoodwinking stage, while you use the other after the fact -when you know you have the upperhand and your enemy can't do shiot.

why would u want to follow an aristocratic model though?

Onlytruth:
^^^
That explains why Ogbulafor is resigning even before being convicted. He didn't get it.
You are right, Igbos still DON"T get it.

get what? how to exploit people at all cost?

influence people would be a better word than exploit.

i got to admit it looks fly

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=445416.msg6039459#msg6039459 date=1273893397]u dey craze  hope your handsome sha and your head is not flat hahaha[/quote]and pigs can fly . he is not eligible to be a red cap chief unless his head is flat 
they don't call him eze for nothing.

EzeUche:
And we know you will marry some white trash named Becky and have those ugly children who take after you skinny Yoruba guys.

why can't her name be jane  .

EzeUche:
I see people are still talking. FYI, I am on an accelerated MBA program due to the my course work in the Smith School of Business. I am all about the business.

lol talk about beating stereotypes.  kudos though
we go open shop for alaba

chiogo:
On vacation anyway!!  

where, chuck e cheese as usual?

SEFAGO:
I think Ezeuche should connect with the Igbo diaspora in America, instead of referring them as Akata in that arrogant Nigerian immigrant way

he is bound to end up married to a shawanda anyway with big head kids to match

SEFAGO:
LOL, i think it more black studies or Afro-American studies. Makes sense though he prolly spends all time shouting igbo kwenu, kwenu, kwezenu abruptly in class, scaring everyone.

that presentation about how all the great african american men like george washington carver were of igbo "extraction" was kick assss

his classmates have not recovered yet from his rendition of the new yam festival.

SEFAGO:
LOL, u have a long way to graduate chiogo. Tell your brother ezeuche who is 22 and has not yet graduated to face his studies,a nd stop debating issues on igbo politics. He probably knows nothing about the dynamics of naija politics.

Anuofia 

ezeuche is on the 7 year plan.   it's not easy passing african american studies 101 on the first try you know.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=445416.msg6039402#msg6039402 date=1273891318]prom ke? u mean college graduation?  [/quote]you finally finished from devry university? ope o

chiogo:
Reeeeeetards!!!

Still arguing over dumb stuff while people are graduating high school, college, finishing finals, doing big things, etc.

finishing finals is doing big things in that dry city of boston huh