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ok i will whisk u off 2 paris for a romantic dinner overlooking the eiffel Tower, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!

NAPTIP saes i shud sae NO 2 romance abroad, _{kud jus b>>>}

^^^ make an offer_{my brain z still booting}

bribe miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Who knows, maybe a fellow jealous 9ja boy or the parents of the girl. They are on to us now though.

why cant people just be legal 4 christ sake, dont they understand dat life abroad z HARD esp jand,

lllllllllooooooooollll at d guy wu gt deported.

i knw wat web syt kenny is geting his palindromes 4rm, lol

just asking randomly

hw dd ur day go, ny wahala??

u bridged d rulez ov d game.

u ansere a Question wif a question n u ddnt ansa my uestion.

now d d needful, lol,

a lil

how come ur wyfee z an it?

at ol, drs a an angel-like reutation 2 protect

z ur wife on NL?

mschewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
bloody waste ov energy n batery advising u.
ol u nid atm z MOUTAIN OV FIRE MINISTRIES.

DIS A LAME ATTEMPT 2 GET ATTENTION N POPULARITY, really 2 b sincere ds guy z a phony. itz nt posibble 4 him 2 go around fuking hs great grandmas mate.
wat hapened 2 ol d yung gurls around,
poster get a lyf dere r a thousand n 1 ways 2 get attention, urs z jus lameeeeeeeeeee n pityful

.

U too like mush, u must be very mushy

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss totaly.lol
i kud pass as a teddy even softer.lol

proposed to my fiancee on a hot-air ballon ride in belgium, we flew back a day later to her home in london , about 20 of our close friends and family were waiting for us to get home, I'D PLANNED A SURPRISE ENGAGEMENT PARTY, she cried tears of joy

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dts b-e-a-u-t-ful,
i pray my husband will be that romantic.

lip licking wiv wu??

ds z olu get

says dis:

That's a better idea I guess.

LMFAO
LWKMD
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Ds z d last straw,am going 2 bed, ive seen 2 much madness, i fink am hallucinating.

pityful n lame way 2 get attention, geeeeeeezzzzzzz sm pips shoke me.

yall r naughty

wat?

neva mynd, wuz jus joking hun

kenny post n leaveeeeeee, lol

let him stay with me to watch the sunset

kool n neat,
bt it reminds me ov 1 mtn advert.

Abi ooo and the warning goes for u 2

u knw d warning goes mre 4 d dudes save it 4 em, lol

kai kenny hwd u fly 2 her profile, am sure u saw her warning,

kenny i knw uve gt loads ov love flowing tru ur veins, share em

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Dear Wife:

I'm writing to tell you I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S don 't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a great life! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Ex-Husband:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant hining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million $$$, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica, but when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer says the letter you wrote guarantees you won't get a dime from me, so take care.

Your Ex-Wife, rich as hell & FREE!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem,

@^ d post man died ohhhhhhh

A man and his wife went to the hospital to have their first baby.

When they got there the doctor said he had invented a machine that could split the pain of childbirth with the father of the child. He asked if they wanted to try this new invention and they instantaneously accepted the offer.

The doctor regulated the machine to transfer only 10% of pain to the father, saying that it would be enough because being a man he could not bear more than that.

The woman began the work of childbirth and the husband was feeling very well. Thus the doctor decided to increase the rate of pain to 20%. The husband was still feeling fine.

The intrigued doctor measured heartbeat and his blood pressure and everything was normal. Then he decided to go to 50%.

After a few minutes when the baby was almost born, and as the husband was still well, the doctor decided to transfer the pain of childbirth 100% for the husband and gave the woman a birth without pain. She and her husband were feeling themselves very well.

Upon arrival at home they found the postman drop dead on their front balcony!

ahn ahn pips spread n share some love,

had just finished my operation, on my sick bed came d love of my life, sat close to me, n was whisperin some break up words in my ears, it was so romantic some of d stitches loosed, Next person!

h3h3h3h3, it must have been romantic,


so ol ov u want 2 hear myn 1st. ok here goes.
*mmmhhhhhhhh*_{still booting}
basicaly yeah ive neva had or done nyfing romantic.

wu z next??

I am tired ov seeing sadddddddddddddddddddddd stories on d romance section.

Lets add a lil hapiness by sharing d most romantic deed or thing we have received or given out.

:p

i ddnt expect dat kinda end,
lwkmd, lmfao,
HUSBAND N THYRE MADNESS

Words of the experienced Hymen Breakers

hwd u knw shz rite, if u dnt do d same.
anoda hymen breaker.

na wa ohhhhh
z dre nyfing book or insruction manual, that says how 2 disvirgin ur gurl fwen lol