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from now on im goin to make the decisions tht i feel are right.Bleep

after all wat has been said it is only human to do wat u want to do and take d final decision as well, serzly ill pray ur creator helps you do the right thing, GOOD LUCK

hahahahahahaha what a smart dude using an insecure girl. You spoke to him for only 2 days and all he can think of is sex? Have you no other serious friends aside from this loser? Give him your virginity and trust me you will regret it for life.

true

am quite attachd to dis, kuz ive been tru smfn similar bt errytym i look bak, am happy that i didnt do the rung thng or sumfin i wud have regreted

You berra find other things to do with your time and stop thinking about a man or sex

exactly

try ur best,stay a V,forget or try2 forget abt hal,nd try 2 make d best ov ur remaining dayz ov summmer, have fun n be gud

yeah i am a virgin. and i want my first time to be with someone i love, and thats hal. but it's difficult, i mean, i get the opitunity do have sex for the first time with someone i love, but i dont even know whether he likes me back. i told him i didnt want to be taken advantage off, and he said tht he isnt goin to take advantage. as far as i know, it would be his first time aswell.

ps he dsnt LOVE u 1 bit, nt even an atom

blv me boys aint worth it, SKOOL z the main ish/ thng,

2 4get abt erythng get involved in xtra curicular activities dat will do u gud n develop u all round

spend ur summer having fun  n nt botherin abt unnecesary shit, itz cumin from anoda teenager as well

His using you as his side line ho, he does not like u 1 bit,his playing with your emotions, BTW arent u too yung to b goin tru such shit,at ur age if u should be dating it shud be open relationships,

_{completely faints}

Bloody hell n i was about to make my mum buy a land, thnk heavens for people lyk d lawyer

ur husband worst pass dat guy

even heaven forbids it,

;d ;d ;d

If I jam this kind husband in future, suicide straight or panti, God forbid sef

funni joke tho

Ben20001:
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman

15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you

I can't fit attend this kind wedding

hahahaha.wud u hv known dats wat wud have hapend,

good 1

thanks, thnk God, finaly d funy syd z growin

could you guys give the meaning of the name as well

mine is Inidinla, i aint joking.

I do not understand why most guys shag before marriage and then still want to marry virgins. I wonder and I am still blank on an answer. Would you prefer to marry a virgin or not and state your reasons.

ps.i hope am on the right forum, if i aint, moderator please do the posting

Every blessed day I eat a cup of low fat yoplait strawberry/banana Yogurt

thank heaven its low fat, if nt scales would have een complainin

is it posible to eat a particular kinda food erryday,

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart

ten-10

heart-7

Do i know u from somewhere -the most popular but the major flop

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.


Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

10 writen ol over it

This must be heaven because you look like an angel
"No it is hell because you and your sad lines are here"-def would be my answer

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"

I've done it before

no kiding, i dnt evn grab, how z it done without involvin total disgust?//

thanks

bay r u my wannabe?

dnt grab?

looks like yall are familiar with the grade

at all, wats dat

dey don catch am
no more work

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out

Statement: "I'm Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?"
True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."

lloll, wetin bad pass F9

"If you're going to work here young man, " said the boss, "the number two thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm." "Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?" "Oh, yes, sir." responded the young man. "And another thing the number one thing we are very keen on is truthfulness. There is no mat." said the boss.

Itz tym for exams and you know u are not ready, there is no nead to stress and look serious. These seven steps will show u ho to fail with style, and it's completely stress free

1.If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

2.Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

3.On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

4.Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

5.Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out
interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc, ).

5.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away

6.Bring cheat sheets FROM ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious, like history notes for a calculus exam, otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out, too) and staple them to the exam with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

7.When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip

sure F9

even my breathing z a risk,

lolzzzz, ive rily gt 2 do ds wen skool strtz

i need that vacation n fast