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lonelydora: Just do a scan on your vehicle, and forget about all these under-trained mechanics.

Lexusgs: And why would you be stopping somewhere to urinate ? (gutter)

ashson: Some 100 Advices from Qur'an

1. Do not mix the truth with falsehood (2:42)

2. Order righteousness to people only after practicing it yourself (2:44)

3. Do not commit abuse on the earth (2:60)

4. Do not prevent people from mosques (2:114)(2:114)

5. Do not follow anyone blindly (2:170)

6. Do not break the promise (2:177)

7. Do not engage in bribery (2:188)

8. Fight only with those who fight you (2:190)

9. Keep the etiquettes of war (2:191)

10. Protect orphans (2:220)

11. Do not have sexual intercourse during menstrual period (2:222)

12. Breast feed your children for two complete years (2:233)

13. Choose rulers by their merit (2:247)

14. No compulsion in religion (2:256)

15. Do not invalidate charity with reminders (2:264)

16. Help those in need by finding them (2:273)

17. Don’t consume interest (2:275)

18. Grant more time to repay if the debtor is in hard time (2:280)

19. Write down the debt (2:282)

20. Keep the trust (2:283)

21. Do not spy and backbite (2:283)

22. Believe in all prophets (2:285)

23. Do not burden a person beyond his scope (2:286)

24. Do not become divided (3:103)

25. Restrain Anger (3:134)

26. Do not be rude in speech (3:159)

27. Think deeply about the wonders and creation of this universe (3:191)

28. Men and Women have equal rewards for their deeds (3:195)

29. Wealth of the dead should be distributed among his family members (4:7)

30. Women also have the right for inheritance (4:7)

31. Do not devour the property of orphans (4:10)

32. Do not marry those in your blood relation (4:23)

33. Do not consume one another’s wealth unjustly (4:29)

34. Family should be lead by men (4:34)

35. Be good to others (4:36)

36. Do not be miserly (4:37)

37. Do not keep envy (4:54)

38. Judge with justice between people (4:58)

39. Do not kill each other (4:92)

40. Do not be an advocate for deceitful (4:105)

41. Standout firmly for justice (4:135)

42. Cooperate in righteousness (5:2)

43. Do not cooperate in sin and aggression (5:2)

44. Dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine are prohibited (5:3)

45. Be just (5:

46. Punish for crimes in an exemplary way (5:38)

47. Strive against sinful and unlawful (5:63)

48. Avoid intoxicants and alcohol (5:90)

49. Do not gamble (5:90)

50. Do not insult others’ deities (6:108)

51. ’Having majority’ is not a criterion of truth (6:116)

52. Don’t reduce weight or measure to cheat people (6:152)

53. Do not be arrogant (7:13)

54. Eat and Drink, But Be Not Excessive (7:31)

55. Wear good cloths during prayer times (7:31)

56. Forgive others for their mistakes (7:199)

57. Do not turn back in battle (8:15)

58. Protect and help those who seek protection (9:6)

59. Keep Purity (9:108)

60. Never give up hope of Allah’s Mercy (12:87)

61. Allah will forgive to those who have done wrong out of ignorance (16:119)

62. Invitation to God should be with wisdom and good instruction (16:125)

63. No one will bear others’ sins (17:15)

64. Be dutiful to parents (17:23)

65. Do not say a word of disrespect to parents (17:23)

66. Do not spent money extravagantly (17:29)

67. Do not kill your children for fear of poverty (17:31)

68. Do not approach unlawful sexual intercourse (17:32)

69. Do not pursue that of which you have no knowledge (17:36)

70. Speak to people mildly (20:44)

71. Keep aloof from what is vain (23:3)

72. Do not enter others’ house without seeking permission (24:27)

73. Allah will provide security for those who believe only in Allah (24:55)

74. Do not enter parents’ private room without asking permission (24:58)

75. Walk on earth in humility (25:63)

76. Do not neglect your portion of this world (28:77)

77. Invoke not any other god along with Allah (28:88)

78. Do not engage in homosexuality (29:29)

79. Enjoin right, forbid wrong (31:17)

80. Do not walk in insolence through the earth (31:18)

81. Lower your voice (31:19)

82. Women should not display their finery (33:33)

83. Allah forgives all sins (39:53)

84. Do not be despair of the mercy of Allah (39:53)

85. Repel evil by good (41:34)

86. Decide on affairs by consultation (42:38)

87. Try for settlement between people (49:9)

88. Do not ridicule others (49:11)

89. Avoid suspicion (49:12)

90. Do not spy or backbite (49:12)

91. Most noble of you is the most righteous (49:13)

92. Honor guests (51:26)

93. Spent wealth in charity (57:7)

94. No Monasticism in religion (57:27)

95. Those who have knowledge will be given a higher degree by Allah (58:11)

96. Treat non-Muslims in a kind and fair manner (60:

97. Save yourself from covetousness (64:16)

98. Seek forgiveness of Allah. He is Forgiving and Merciful (73:20)

99. Do not repel one who asks (93:10)

100. Encourage feeding poor (107:3)

Mai-suya:
Hi guys I just feel like sharing these treasures today. Before I get into the special secrete (open secrete to some) times for ASA (accelerated supplication acceptance). I will like to state a few things before hand.

According to our dear prophet (SAW) supplication is the sword of the believer , he (SAW) also told us that Allah is as u think of HIM (so make dua always and over everythin, coz Allah unlike us is pleased when u supplicate to Him, and ask with humility and with such conviction that Allah will answer u ), having two of this at the back of ur mind will put u in the best of mood for supplications.

SS 1(secrete sauce 1)

U know there are 3 set of special people that Allah stated that there are no barrier between Him and them when they make dua. In fact the prophet actually told us to fear the dua of one of them, as such duas are guaranteed to be accepted - that person is none other than the wronged soul ( a person oppressed, cheated etc). So when next u are oppressed (eg someone stole something very dear from u) rather than waste ur golden opportunity on cursing ur oppressor (even though Allah will deal with oppressors with or without ur dua, in this life, the next or both) I use mine to ask Allah for some pressing needs (I supplicatie so much during these kind of times that I often wonder how long does this golden window last . )

SS 2

I once read a Hadith that when u pray for ur brother/sister (in Islam) angels ask for the same for you. (And u know between ur dua and that of angels which one has the most assurance of qubul? ). So when next u need a promotion or anything in life, look around for anyone in such need pray for him that Allah grants him that (he needs not know) and let the exalted angels who are closer to Allah than any of us ask Allah on ur behalf for that which ur heart desire.

SS 3

This one I call double barrel. The most loved to all of us (SAW) said that '...and when in sujud (during salat) strive to make dua, for u are most befitting to be answered', he (SAW) also said duas made between adhaan and iqaamah (call to prayer and standing for prayer resp.) are not rejected. So here is the recipe, between adhaan and start of prayer try to squeeze in some nawafil, and in ur sujud ask and ask and ask (until u hear the footstep of the imam entering the mosque)

SS 4 to infinity

When u r traveling, it is good time to make dua
When u have a guest/traveller he can make dua for u
Ur parents dua for u are very potent
Supplication when it's raining (for the rain is a form of Allah's mercy descending)

Pls feel free to add more if u have.

Finally note the etiquette of dua.
This was the dua of Yusuf/Joseph AS, after a fulfilled life in office in Egypt

“My Lord! Thou hast given me of the kingdom and taught me of the interpretation of sayings: Originator of the heavens and the earth! Thou art my guardian in this world and the hereafter; make me die a muslim and join me with the righteous " Q 12:101

And this was Yunus/Jonah AS in the belly of the whale

“There is no god but Thou: glory to Thee: I was indeed wrong!”

Note in this two instances these two great prophets made dua to Allah for particular needs, but rather than asking directly they glorified Allah and praised Him first and the tabled their requests.

Salaam

lukaino: Here are the Vehicle papers every Nigerian Motorist must have to drive on Nigerian roads:
1. Vehicle Licence
2. Insurance certificate(At least a third party insurance)
3. Road Worthiness Permit
4. ECMR police report
5. Allocation of Vehicle plate Number
6. Proof of ownership

Let me know if i missed any...

nikkykay: O'd boy u funny ooo
tanx,i ve to move on fast because am ripe for marriage,infact am hungry for a baby and i dont want to ve it out of wedlock
Its now u know she is short and u r tall.
Sorry just move with ur life.
If u see another girl u like go on with her cos u never can tell when ds babe will make up her mind.
I just hope i wont b too late by d time she comes back.

nikkykay: O'd boy u funny ooo

Its now u know she is short and u r tall.
Sorry just move with ur life.
If u see another girl u like go on with her cos u never can tell when ds babe will make up her mind.
I just hope i wont b too late by d time she comes back.

chidyhels: You have to be the oga at the top b4 she will take you serious. That is wat i ment by upgrading.

alutacontinua: Try typing in lower case.
That said, u're just wasting your time with the lady. Her eyes are somewhere else. You can be lucky if the other one does not click, anywayz.

chidyhels: Typing in capital letter makes you a big learner ,abi your cap lock spoil?

SLIDE waxie: doesn't this jes sound like a cliche, a national anthem or a moto for u ladies?
Anything dt happens now btw a guy and a lady, the first thing a lady says is: she is not into u!!
Whatever that means, it's crap!

U said u're AS and she's AC. Wot kinda blood group is AC?
Which type of AC? Newclime? Samsung? Thermocool?

Bisjosh: @OP am ready when are your people coming for me

marshpearl: almost found myself in this same situation. . .once a lady changes just run. . .cuz if she gets used to u always trying to make things workout you're doomed. . .i know u won't even consider taking in a psycho for a wife . . .don't wanna login to nairaland in a few years to see MY WIFE IS A WITCH SHE WANTS TO KILL ME OR ARE ALL FEMALE PHARMACIST RE.TARDE.D?

chidyhels: two tins are invovled,she likes you but she has someone smwhere who she is waiting to hear him propose to her. But at the same time she wants to keep u incase the other dosent propose eventually. Or maybe u aren't really up to her standard,try upgrading. Buying her tins wil nt change anytin.

Davico: Give her space and consider other ladies.Ladies from such discipline are usually proud. If she wants u she will come back. WOMEN ARE LIKE SHADOW: IF U RUN AFTER THEM THEY RUN AWAY FROM U,IF U RUN AWAY FROM THEM THEY RUN AFTER U...

jubel: NCC HAS SLEPT AND IS PROBABLY SNORING!!! So many curses on this generation and the ones to come. At the time of Zain, it was fruitful and rewarding. Every employee prayed enerstly for them. When these cursed Indians came and bought it over, they started ENSLAVING US IN OUR OWN COUNTRY. All they want is cheap labour and are not ready to pay. They can't evn recruit more agents because they can't pay. Most especially their call centre formerly in ABUJA but now in IBADAN, former KINGSWAY BUILDING OPPOSITE RADIO NIGERIA IBADAN which is run by SPANCO CHANNEL BPO FOR AIRTEL NIGERIA are enslaving GRADUATES especially THOSE WITH BSC, MSC, MBA, OND, HND, SSCE are all treated equally.

The MAXIMUM SALARY IS 46000 NAIRA MONTHLY with LITTLE OR NO BENEFITS AT ALL. MTN employs basically BSC and HND for their call centre. THey give allowance of FREE STAFF LINE AND 6000 NAIRA credit monthly. AIRTEL DOES NOT GIVE THIS AT ALL TO THIER CALL CNTRE AGENTS. They treat them as slaves, pigs and people that does not matter at all in the society. MTN demands 6HOURS from each agents while AIRTEL DEMANDS 9HOURS from each agents yet they are the lowest paid in the telecommunications world. ALso,when an agent is sick even on the sick bed,they require you to come to work, while in MTN all you need is call the TEAMLEADER and he or she would note you called in sick. ETISALAT, GLO, MTN all give allowances to their agents and don't treaat them as trash because they are the core people in the industry. They communicate with customers and also give accurate information about the company's products and services, solve problem for customers. Shouldn't they be treated rightly and fair enough? The lowest salary u can get as an agent in MTN is 70000 while in airtel, its 35000. Why? Why? Why?

The number of hours of work is too much, makes the job more stressful and demanding. The supervisors are harsh, give attitude, feel ontop of the world as if they didn't start from somewhere. The Allowance for training would be given to new agents when airtel feels like. It might not evn be paid at all. MORNING SHIFT FOR AIRTEL IS 7am-4pm sometimes 5pm. Is this called morning shift? While MTN is 7am-1pm. MAD INDIANS. DOING ALL THESE THINGS BECAUSE OF UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE COUNTRY. YOUR GENERATIONS ARE CURSED ALREADY IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE. NCC!!!KEEP THE BAD WORK UP.

ADD YOUR COMMENTS

adaobi123: this is so cute. 17 years, God bless such a couple
when will i find my own captain ?

Ikenna351: Yes, my engine cylinder head is Aluminium.

The price of TOTAL coolant is N350 a litre (a container).

It should be available at every TOTAL filing station.

Ikenna.

Vanneni: What I was taught is that, immediately eating food cooked/warmed in a microwave is very unhealthy because the waves used in cooking the food are still very much active and can react with our body cells. So one should wait for about five to ten minuites for the waves to escape into the air before eating. Then it's not so harmful. The thing is whether you cook with an oven, microwave oven,stove or whatever, your food is still gonna be greatly altered and not too ideal fore consumption. But are you gonna starve? It is said foods should be eaten raw and green. Hmmm but how would life be if we don't get to eat most of the things we eat

atikubaba: may b ur disc is warped