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bigpicture001:
....ur one of the kind sh complain about...y did u back her in d first place after seeing her face as nit gud enough..? u shld know dt sex bonds ppl... now,d deed is already done, u could slow tins down by being her frnd indeed..like stand with her tru quality directive advices to could better her class nd raise her standard nd also enhance her future...I no say train her for skl ooo

Will consider that

Lalas247:
just tell her....
the worst thing a man can do is waste a ladies time ... !
please free her she will be better off ... when.you were shagging her you didn't realize then abi ...... all these fukboyz 2.0 sha it is well

and pls do not impregnate another girl...

The shagging was a two way thing abeg. Plus am not a fukboy

Homeboiy:
Op first post her face let's judge from that one

2. You promised not to break her heart, why are u planning to break it nah . She will not die if you do, you ain't the ist to do it

3.How did you know she haven't had sex for long?

Thanks. As for number 3, I have indicators. Story for another day

The fact that people that hate APC are beginning to hate Oshiomole means he is doing a great job. Ride on comrade.

I met this girl through some mutual friends online, we kinda knew ourselves but have never met. I started some mild flirting with her online and then she fell for it totally. And gradually, we fell in love. She is an intense lover I must say. She told her friends and sisters about me and I have even spoken to some of them on phone. The girl is so submissive, she will do anything I tell her to do. She tells me of how she had been heartbroken and how she was never going to love anyone until we met, how she is grateful to God for sending me her way and all. She made me promise not to break her heart and all and one time we had a quarrel, she cried for 2 days for fear that I was gonna break up with her.
Finally she came to visit me. She cooks so well and she took care of me very well too. I also loved the fact that she was so real, like immediately we entered my house, she started taking off her clothes, and asked me to help her take off her trousers (that's the first time we were seeing each other) and then asked me for the bathroom. And when we made out, I also realised she hadn't had sex for a very long time, she was very good in bed too. Me sef I gave her the best nacking she had ever received.
Problem now is that what I saw is different from the picture online. I actually don't like her facial features. That means I am gonna end the relationship at some point. It scares me because she might kill herself if I do. But I can't settle down with a girl whose face I don't like. I don't know how I'm gonna end it.
I could use the excuse of her education. She just has o level. Or the excuse of her not being my tribe, or the excuse that my mother will not like her (true but not an issue) I just don't know.
I don't want to end it leaving her with the notion that there is something wrong with her because that will hurt her more. Or should I get another girl pregnant and use that as an excuse?
Please advice me

Some people's hero

Hello guys. The late part of may and this june was a black one for me. After several months, I fell. I masturbated and I did it again and again. Though I have not gotten to the point of uncontrollable masturbation. I'm gonna try to keep clean for a month and then continue counting from there.

Ma su gudu su gudu!
Najeriya sai baba Buhari

ZorGBUooeh:
Strong woman indeed..When will she jail tinubu,amechi,fayemi,fashola ad co?
Fg servant forming strong

Jail them for what exactly?

InansBobo:
cc bbyby01 I've got some videos for you about Pentecostals. This is just little compared with what I'd said and done other times.
Watch and be blessed!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L3UOONrYRM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d2ZItu2twI



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0yZD0MAurY&t=235s



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLGFh6mvwzc&t=3s

You are missing my point please. I'm not talking about fake pastors here. I'm talking about the doctirnes of the churches. You don't know Pentecostal churches more than I do.

By the way things are going, PDP might just decide to present Buhari as their candidate for 2019 and claim they invented him.
Never in history has a president been this loved but within and outside.

slim147:
But wait ooo. How many people actually thinks it’s the same attire ? Indicate let us know the foolish people here ooo. Cos even a pry sch kid knows there are not less than 50 of that same attire . Or you think it’s the same cloth Jonathan wore for 6years? But are people this foolish

You are reasoning like a 6 year old. The type that feel rich men throw away small denominations of money in their trash.

InansBobo:
You want to be a cold Christian right?
So what will you now say when you see your Revd Father in a conference organized by the Pentecostals or you see your Revd Father invite a Pentecostal?
I see, You just don't want to be a Christian. How many top Pentecostal preachers do you even see cast the Catholic Church (real ones won't do because in one way or the other it's their root)

See Inalegwu, what goes on in Pentecostal churches is not Christianity. It's another different thing entirely. I never said anything about Catholic Church or that I'm a Catholic.

Abjay97:
And you still ended up promoting TB Joshua..

*No offense.. what you said is true..

Christianity in Nigeria is far from what Christ and the early christians taught

I'm not promoting him. I just don't see why other Pentecostal pastors are against him. I smell envy, but what do I know.

Fuckyoumod:
oga your deviating.

Who told you that the pictures you use in your Catholic church are the real pictures of Jesus and Mary

But when you see those pictures what comes to your mind immediately is Christ. Not how beautiful the woman is or how fresh the man is looking

There are two kinds of people, religious and rational people. While rational people think everything through and are not easily misled, religious people stop thinking whenever God, their pastor or church is mentioned. These are the class of people who will sleep with one leg raised if their pastor asks them to. If their pastor tells them the tyres of cars are not black but are white, they believe at once and you dare not tell them otherwise. They choose church doctrine and beliefs over what is written in the Bible.
I have come to respect all these groups of people after all, Nitchzie once said " those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who couldn't hear the music " They have got things working for them and some of them are genuinely righteous.
The problem of rational people is that they usually end up as atheists. The issue of certain things not adding up in the Bible is a causing factor for this. To make matters worse, a lot of Pentecostals now interprete the Bible in ways that suits them in the name of Rhema. This is enough to push a rational person to the point of I can't take it no more. Whatever it is, never throw away the baby with the bath water. I am a Christian, I believe in the holy spirit, I recently quit Pentecostal churches because I couldn't take it anymore. Of course most of these churches are generous and do lots of charities. These are some of the issues I have with Pentecostal churches

1. Righteousness is no longer the focus. Church growth is measured by how large the congregation is.
2. Evangelism no longer seeks to win souls for Christ. Rather, the aim now is to win members to my church. Why else will I belong to a church and someone will want me to leave and join his?

3. Heaven is no longer the focus. It is always money money money and how to make it on earth. Dangote, Bill Gates etc. are names that always come up in sermons. Catholics don't preach prosperity yet they have the richest people.

4. Tithes and tithing and tithers. They threaten you with wretchedness and misery if you don't pay tithe. They misinform people about the tithe. And begin to bring up some evasive maneuvers when you try to counter them with facts.

5. Why the hell do they have their pictures on the logo of their churches?
Answer is because it is their church. The church belongs to him and his family and there's a 70% chance he is grooming his son to take over.

6. This one annoys me so much. Testimonies are tailored to glorify the ministry and the pastor. If your testimony is not linked to a declaration that was made by the pastor, the fact that you donated something or "since I joined this commission ". Forget it. Nobody will allow you to share it.

7. Worship the pastor. If you say anything bad about him, you will be cursed. If he says anything, don't argue with him, he is a prophet being directed by God. Just obey!
Have you ever tried asking a critical question in a meeting. They will leave the question and make you feel like a devil for asking.

8. Christianity means followers of Christ. Jesus is supposed to be our mentor not Elijah who called down fire to burn other prophets or Elisha who called up beasts to devour little children. Jesus will never never do that. But for the Pentecostals, Jesus is too gentle to emulate. They rather go with the God of Judaism who helps them fight battles.

9. One thing you are constantly reminded of in Pentecostal churches is witches and wizards, ancestral curses, family alters, etc. They will bind them today you will shout Amen, they will cast them next week you will shout amen. Dem no dey finish?
Na wao!
What a way to keep someone perpetually in fear.

10. And then enemies. Everyone now has enemies. They pray for the death of their enemies whenever they go to church. And before I forget, they collectively hate TB Joshua. I don't know why.

Note that I'm not against anyone's beliefs but me, I no do again.

buhariguy:
what's the concern of APC in PDP campaign fund.

APC and buhari are not interested In their
Campaign Fund,

Buhari just want to know why an unauthorized individual will carry tipper to move public money from cbn to his bedroom and begin to share for election
nobody will carry money from CBN to fund buhari re-election.no APC member s have access to dansukigate and maduekegate.all, before election. Except they quietly return the money.buhari will save us from the jobless lazy idiotic PDP criminals.

Correct guy

azimibraun:
Hon. Joseph Ojobo set to replace Sen Davie Mark in the Senate. Its PDP all the way in Idoma Land.

Dan Onjeh is the man

fairfora:
Ok. Maybe if you visit the areas ravaged by the killer herdsmen, or you are close to the families of those who have lost everything, including their kinsmen parents to herdsmen invasion, you would understand better. Meanwhile, he's a recognized Tiv youth leader. In some areas in Benue, if you dare mention buhari by mistake, you could get lynched. It's that bad

Tell him that his Principal, Ortom is not going to win elections in Benue.
The hardship he has caused had killed more people in Benue than the herdsmen.

fairfora:
The Benue people are loyal to their leaders. They will return their leaders( Gov, senators and reps) but will vote out buhari. I spoke to one of my friends in makurdi recently. He said all of them would stage a stay at home awareness state-wide, 2 days to the presidential election but would vote their leaders in APC within the state and ensure they're returned . He said further that, even if they are going to vote, it won't be for buhari but for someone else en mass and would ensure not only would buhari lose but would not also be able to secure the needed 12 2/3 in that state. He said immediately after their leaders have won, they may dump the APC

Fairy tale.
That person is just dreaming. Maybe he was in the beer parlour when he told you that.

Because senators address Saraki as Mr President, he began to feel he is equal with PMB. Forgetting that the votes that took him to the senate wasn't close to a million.

Drchristian:
PDP is dead and gone...the bone of contention lies between SDP and APC for another 20yrs.

Jonathan and his cohorts ruined this country totally.

So sad..
A minute silence for pdp

Adekunle Gold is one of the singers who actually know how to sing.
He has created his own style of music. That's creativity.

calaway:
The bible says when the wicked are wicked in power the people suffer......you will never see a sight like this when GEJ was in power.

You are right.
During GEJ era, soldiers were sent to battle with almost no weapons and were killed instantly while the money meant for weapons was shared by pdp members. So you would hardly see an injured soldier. We only saw dead soldiers

BertSec:
Laugh wan kill me die...more like devil decided to send you nudes...Hot flaming nudes.

Na so o.

Month of April gone. Still no wanking.
There were times I almost did it. A girl just decided to send me nudes.
I just got up and walked out of the house.
That was how I was saved that day.

January, February, March.
I have gone through these months without wanking. The last few weeks wasn't easy though. I had serious urges but I was able to overcome it. I just told myself I won't do it.

I can comfortably say I have broken the addiction to masturbation.

LukeSkywalker78:
Hello Guys,

I've been a long and silent watcher of this thread. I masturbate too. Only twice or thrice a week. I wanted to get a girlfriend but I'm a kind of person whose parents watch closely. I recently dated agirl called Bukky and when my mother discovered , she called me aside and told me that if I ever impregnate a girl...... I'm on my own. I'm a. virrgin and my experience with has been solely digital. Please what's the way out?

Get a girlfriend and try not to get her pregnant.

If the state government wants to import anything legal or illegal, it is even custom officers that will deliver it to them.

Dino has started another game again.

whogoesthere:
I'm sorry I don't get you?

I mean you should edit the comment and unquote me. I don't want that whatsapp link to be online again

whogoesthere:
please how did u quote 3 monica at the same time

Please unquote me sir. I'm trying to remove the link from here. Some idiots are using the whatsapp link for their stupid scamming

EvilChild:
He lasted longer than your dad who's a 10 seconds man, rubbish.
Igbo can never rule Nigeria again.
We the Fulanis own this nation, there's nothing any one of you can do about it

So your wish in life is to be a fulani