₦airaland Forum

seanfer:
Are you people not tired of this shenanigans of Igbo must go story? Go to the north and you will see how the state governments are using their local language to pass information to the masses... LET US STOP SEEING EVERYTHING FROM THE SIDE OF TRIBAL/ETHNICITY.

Honestly, Nigeria should just add Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo to our official languages. Many countries of the world have two or three and even four official languages.

Theopneustos:
Good day nairalanders

I have this thing disturbing me and I just want your honest opinion. I work in a place currently that my female colleagues are something else.
What I mean is that they discuss and make sexual jokes and say saucy and obscene things when they come around me,both married and unmarried.

One of them was bold enough to ask me if I had ever had sex or have a girlfriend, she was so keen on that. The married ones also come around me and try to get me like give them money,asking me if I have a girlfriend and has 'knacked' before, they say all manner of sexual stuff around me waiting for my reply which I don't reply in that same vein,I either scold them or leave their midst,but to me that isn't the first time I am having women talk so boldly about sex around me.

I remember one showing me even sex positions on her phone and asking which one do I like and have I done, and this lady can hardly let me be,though engaged to another man who is outside the country, this was in my former workplace.

In my service year as I corper,I have to intentionally lock my door from allowing my female neighbours and Corpers come into my room because I have two in my compound then discuss about sex brazenly and asking me if I had ever had it.

I don't know women could be so bold this way,I am still surprised that there are women who can make such randy jokes and have no qualms, I used to think that it is men that does it more,but from my experience I can say that most women are. I don't feel comfortable when I hear women make such jokes or say such things around me and to me I see such women as loose.

Please how can I handle these persons in my workplace without sounding abrasive or holier than thou.

Firstly, tell them clearly but respectfully/privately that you do not appreciate these extreme jokes. If they persist, report to HR.

Secondly, these women will only destroy your life. Women know how to (and won't hesitate to) throw every other person under the bus when things go south. They are aware of this so every woman is always cautious around other women. That's why women hate women. Unfortunately, many men are either too naive or too blinded by their libido to realise this.

agulion:
Some local Yoruba Muslims will not like this news since her name is not Amaka, I don't know who coursed this people

Udemy "coursed" them

Noneroone:
Can you provide evidence? Jamb needs a cerebral registrar that is more diligent than dramatic. This man is dragging JAMB to the mud.

A cerebral leader like the agulu fraud?

helinues:
Resign your position as a senator so that you can face the opposition work fully

If those who didn't benefits close to 20% of what you have been benefiting for decades and they did not die, nothing would happen to you if you are being sidelined this time.

He wants to be forming holy now..Where was he all through Buhari's 8 years?

Radarada

You have no conscience. You have no sense of right or wrong. To you, everything is politics.

You're in everyway as horrible as ipob and obidafts.

DouglasPen1:
Allah Onye anwuru!

Condom advert has spoken

mailemy:
Oh, this is disheartening and I really feel for her. She seriously needs the rehabilitation process to come out a better person. The rendition was disjointed.

Rehabilitation fire her mouth there. If she wasn't a white woman, her career or whole life would have been what needs a rehabilitation process.

Arostar2023:
If na Naija, dem go charge am for abuse of the national anthem

She's only enjoying 'white woman' privilege. The west isn't so nice.

My own is Nigerians shouldn't rush to celebrate this Lga autonomy bruhaha.

Nigerian leaders and masses always have a way of bastardizing even the best policies so we should instead be vigilant and prayerful instead of celebrating.

Moreover, the government that implemented this policy isn't really known for people-centricism so it could be a Trojan horse.

I'm not being pessimistic. I'm only being realistic and asking us to proceed with caution.

When you're in the jungle, you must uphold the "war or no war, always guarding" mantra.

I wish is and our leaders the best.

mohbadliveson:
While many Nigerians can't afford ordinary rice and millions are living in IDP camps

You should hold the ministry of agriculture and defence responsible for the above. After all, they have hundreds of billions more allocation.

FireUpNow:
Retailers and wholesalers are the problem not govt. We are wicked to ourselves. Too much profiteering is terrible

Yes, retailers and wholesalers are a problem. But, govt is also a problem.

Unfortunately, this rubbish is in every nook and cranny of the Nigerian society.

Artisans dare not do a job for anyone at a price lesser than what "the association" stipulates. Else, heavy fine awaits you.

I remember in my final year. Student union went to connive with our lecturers not to allow us write exams until we pay SUG due. Money that they were looting and spending on smoking, clubbing and alcohol.

What's worse is that these associations have no benefit that their members (especially the weak and younger ones) enjoy from them. For example, despite paying huge dues to NURTW, their leaders won't ever support them when they're harassed by the police. Instead they'll blame them and ask them to "settle" the officers.

That said, this doesn't mean absolve our political leaders of their crime in looting us. It only shows that corruption and wickedness have been institutionalized in our society.

Tomorrow now, these wicked market women will give someone a Congo of garri and people will be hailing them, not knowing that they're only spending 0.01% of their loot.

MrProlific95:
I hope he is not turbanned as an hausa king

Elemona sounds like Hausa to you.

Akwamkpuruamu:
When we keep saying that the hatred for Igbos is the uniting factor of one Naijiria, it's more than just a statement but a stark reality

Honestly, we couldn't care less about your existence.

mrvitalis:
Funny thing is that the GDP contribution of the live stock industry in Nigeria is contributed 80% by poultry industry

The total contribution of cows value chain in Nigerian is below 2 billion dollars

Shove that fake statistics up your turd-hole

001Lagos:
Did you read the news upside down?

They've caged Tinubu like the dullard he's always been inside aso rock

I hope all is well with him

Don't buy that lame format. Tinubu fully knows what's going on. He must take responsibility for whatever happens under his administration. He's the one we know and he's the one we'll hold responsible.

fuckingAyaya:
Na to buy tokos padlock for my pot oooo

Aaargh, Tokos padlock. Do they still make that thing?

Standing5:
I hope the livestock ministry doesnt get dominated untaxed cows. There is pig, goat, chicken, snail, fish, and rabbits/bushmeat.

Of course it will be dominated by cows. Cows are the biggest source of livestock revenue. How many chicken do we produce in the country.

Over 80% of the country doesn't eat pork. And that's even a conservative figure.

Most of our fishes are imported. Don't even mention rabbits.

Goats and sheep are most co-owned with cattle.

SmartPolician:
Tinubu is a good politician, but he lacks leadership skills. This country is too big for Tinubu to run. Nigeria gets worse every day Tinubu spends a second in Aso Rock.

He's a good party leader. But a terrible public leader.

EreluRoz:
youarestoopid

YourmotherIsStoopid.
If not, you won't be saying such nonsense about someone else's mother.

Born-throway

EreluRoz:
But it looks like he was close to the mum in the first picture, what went wrong? Life sha, I hope she didn't abandon her own mum during her time

Thunder fire your mouth for that last sentence.

Nwaikpe:
Nigerian muslims will start masturbating

Keep mute if you have nothing useful to contribute to the topic. That's better than this silly and bitter whataboutism.

Atuero:
I only empathize

Shove your useless empathy up your backside.

Unbiased1:
The health minister came all the way from Abuja to commission a maternity ward? A ward is just one small section of a hospital. Even from the pictures above you can see how small the ward is. Must we commission everything in Nigeria no matter how small it is? Is this not the same state where 1 MRI machine was also commissioned? I hope we don't start commissioning tables and chairs in the future.

Firstly, A ward is a section not a "small section". Your definition is biased.

Secondly, commissioning is not an option but part of the formal process of government project.

Thirdly, what's wrong with commissioning an MRI machine?

Atuero:
Yoruba Emir in Yoruba land
Joke of the century

Yes, you got a problem with it?

Atuero:
Yoruba people are truly cowards

With a Yoruba man at the helms of affairs in the country, I thought it's their time and turn to revenge all the Fulani atrocious destruction of lives and properties of people in South West including dethroning of Emirate in ilorin which is a core Yoruba land.

What is "Emirate in Ilorin"?
Is the emir not a Yoruba man?

tiswell:
I don't really understand the rationale behind a guy chasing clout



What should hungry Nigerians do with this information/post?

The negativity in your post was too much to be unnoticed. So I checked your profile and voilà, you're from that region.

shortgun:
What exactly will she gain by rolling in the mud

You don't know some loss can lead to temporary (or even permanent) madness?

When a full grown man will be checking inside gutter or under carpet for his stolen car.

Life is tough abeg.

vanbonattel:
Some people can do it for 2k, its about the passion for collecting it, not the profit.

Then you either misused the word "lucrative" or you're trying to shift the goal post.

Either way, you should keep shut and shove your inconsistency up your ass hole.

Nackzy:
Nigeria, no herdsman has been sentence to death by hanging since they started killing Nigerians,

This one didn't read the post. Just jumped to comment section to agend his evil agenda.

Mercenary123:
. There are awaiting Yorumgbaaa Muslims ritualists human parts dealers to sell to. Human parts business is a lucrative business in southwest Nigeria especially the head. Head hunters plenty for southwest Nigeria

Stop saying rubbish. 5k for a human head while cow head goes for 50k is lucrative to you?

Alhaja Kudirat no get chill for criminals.

I love her.