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Finally caught up....phew! the way these pages fly though.....

Warning......Long write up below.


So I had the privilege of meeting with part of the most beautiful minds we have here on NL. And it was fun all the way. I learnt,saw and gained a lot yesterday and I am thankful I had the opportunity to meet with you all. A little intro on those I met......

Singlefade - pretty lady she is but she forgot my cloth. Gave Lero tough time which was enjoyable to watch.

Jamean - Taller and more beautiful than she looks in pictures. She made sure we all got something to munch on. And the friends she brought along were hilarious. Wonderful people too.

Naanxie - Our very own Miss portable,pretty looking lady. Late comer but we all forgave her well mostly especially the guys.*tongue out*

Anu - The lady with a melodious voice,easy to talk to. It was nice meeting you and if you get to see this you should visit here more often.

Lero - is as tall as they say he is,with a baritone voice to go with it . Funny and Interesting to talk to.

Tolutweety - He is adorable and has a dual personality. One minute it is fun,the other minute he is life coach and mentor. it was nice watching him switch to both modes. Lovely guy, lovely personality.

David- Our area father, known by many accepted by all. A charmer that one. Good teacher too.


Ferdybaba/TrendyPrince - is definitely a prince and a good looking one too. If your spec is TDH,please grab and don't let go.


Adonye - The boss and Don. Very funny individual,enjoyable to listen to and pleasing to the eyes too.


Cutetonye - Our very own 'UGO BOSS' Even while introducing himself you can feel that the ego has landed. Another beautiful personality.

IamTosin - Introduced a the game which we all had fun playing. Has a cute baby face but we know say all na wash. Baddo lomo.


Eldeevee - Baba be forming calm/gentle guy. Good looking too. Thanks for the extra **** it was appreciated.

ilori930 - Nice and easy going young man who had to rush off but we forgive you...lol. Hope the intro was a success and biko bia when are we doing ke gi na?


Obyno1010(doubt if I got that right) - Finally came out of his hiding place to come have fun. I think I should get paid....whayasay? it was lovely seeing you.


Mambani - hope I didn't murder your mind moniker...lol. It was nice talking to you too and plix if you are traveling next time tell me I want 2 travel too. Thanx.



And all other people whose name I can't seem to remember but your faces I can never forget. You all had an impact on me yesterday and it was lovely to hang out and sometimes watch you all.


For those who missed out, I was like you last year but you can be like me this year. There is always another time for us to share these memories again with The Almighty by our side.



**Catwalks out on wobbly legs**

rationalmind:
STRUCTURE YOUR ANSWERS, PREPARE BULLET AND DETAILED RESPONSES

I once read the diary of a joblander. Beau49 I think. She talked about preparing so hard for an interview with stanbic ibtc. It suddenly occurred to me just as she's preparing hard, others are equally preparing hard and interviewers won't take everybody. So it all boils down to who has the best response. In my experience, the detailed one is, the better.

What do I mean?

While I was being interviewed, A question came up. Rationalmind, tell us about your project in school.

I could have said, The tittle of my project is the design and construction of a 5kva voltage regulator. Incorporated in my design were four relays, a microcontroller.........

This was how I answered.

"You'll agree with me that in Nigeria, voltage fluctuation is a very common phenomenon. This voltage fluctuation results in conditions known as over voltage and under voltage. Over voltage occurs when the voltage level goes above the nominal voltage range which is 220-240V and under voltage is the reverse.

These voltage anomalies damage our household appliances and as such, a device that regulates voltage comes as a relief. As a result, I set out to design and construct a 5KVa voltage regulator also known as stabilizer. Incorporated in my design were four relays......" The interviewers obviously were pleased with my response.


You'll agree with me if two applicants were to be asked that question and they had the same project topic, the second will most likely get the job.

Another important thing is to prepare bullet responses. Have at least bullet responses to, why do u want to work for us? Where do you see yourself in five years time? What are your strengths and weaknesses? What do you know about this company?

I had bullet responses to all those before going in and was praying they ask one of them. Luckily, I was asked where I see myself in 5 years time.

By the time I finished, one of the interviewers asked if I wanted to be a governor? I asked him why?

He told me my answer was more of a brilliant manifesto and I should consider politics.

Another told his fellow panelists, "this guy really needs this job" he came very prepared

In my mind, I was like, you guys should thank your stars you only asked one of the questions I was hoping you'll ask. At that point, I knew the battle was won and it wasn't much of a surprise when two weeks later, I got a mail stating

You are one of 7 candidates selected based on your......

And before I end this, yes, I unleashed my passion weapon. Told them my love for telecoms made me volunteer to work in a telecoms firm without pay .

Follow all these hidden lessons especially the ones on passion, detailed and bullet responses and you're close to landing your dream job.

This is beautiful....who wouldn't want to have someone like you as an employee. I am grateful you took a little from my experience. I am praying from here on out the sky would be your starting point.

Congrats dear.....I am patiently waiting for one-tenth.

Bubewilson:
Wishing a Merry Christmas to Beau49.

Wishing you the same love.

And many more......

eipreel:
No dear,I'll be unavoidably absent

Awww.....too bad

@eipreel....why won't you see us?


You are not coming in?

I thought Toke said she lost her family in a fire.....abi I mis-read ni?

In mine I included all that you mention above.

It all depends on the recruiter and what they want.

Why not try and make your cv two pages? The second page doesn't necessarily have to be a full page. If you have no experience add NYSC experience there.

AsherStorm:
lero15, davide470, beau49, ilori1930, cdamsel, cc150615, amicable09, ladyF, veevean1, dahveydson and ll my ogas in the house...

thank God i got a message for an interview from workforce for tomorrow morning which means i passed the test i took on monday....
now the issue is what to expect... Pls advise me cos i need this job even if its a contract job...


pleaseeeeeeeee

I haven't done any interview with work force.

But since it is the first practice basic interview questions,know your cv and also research more on the company and job role if you know them.

gabrieliheko222:
Dear candidate, an INTERVIEW INVITATION NOTIFICATION for Wed 9/12/15 has been sent to your mail box with necessary details. Kindly check to prepare. Regards.



Still haven't seen the email... I don refresh tire

Have you checked your spam?

anitank:
Actually my company takes care of my transportation and housing, and the country is tax free. So you're pretty much only paying for feeding which is not even expensive. You don't have to also spend much on clothing cos you wear uniforms

Oh! Now I understand you better.

Which country is that? Because I doubt if such a coy exists in Nigeria and at the same time still pay one well.

anitank:
Saving 10% of your salary is same as saving after spending which is very wrong. I spend only 20% of my salary and save the other 80%

Please explain how you do it,putting feeding,transportation,housing and clothing into consideration?

tolutweety:

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Tolu : You'all know what's making me happy, right ?
It's that time of the year ..

Beau4.9: how I go take know what's making you happy. You don finally get that oil job offer abii. Cngratz
Jamea.n : for where, beau. I don't think so. The guy dey always dey excited every december. I think his yearly period don start.

Tolu : ladies, I cannot come and go and kee maself na, because of job.
Gnld. ..still in review, tianshii... still in review, dangote...still in review,union bank...still in review,unity bank...still in review, shell..still in review,chevron...still in review, ....
Harp...still in review, Sahara ...still in review. Should I continu? !

Jazmynn.e :
All these 'still in review' s for only you

Tolu : hmmn..., my sister. It is well.
Even abokii wey dey sell groundnut for next street, put my application for under review.

Lero1.5: guy , so what's making you happy then. You don see job test /interview to gate crash this weekend

Tolu : Naa, baba mii.
Na to go flex n unwind remain this year. All other job hustles will continu 2016. I cannot allow these kompanys to review me finish.

Ilori193.0 : where you dey go flex? Me sef wan flex. I dey come with my babes o.

Tolu : ...'your babez kwa ' how many them be?
Ilori1930: just 6 . I wan flex with all o' them too. Where the venue...


Officially ...I say it's ELEGUSHI BEACH !!!
Date : 26th December, 2015
Host : davide47.0 and the jobland chatroom committee.

mto.r :Yea !!, I can finally meet jamean.are we to come in our best clothes..

Tolu : there's no dress to kill here. It's only a beach fun.

Naanxi.e :
Eh Tolu..you dint want to tell me of this ,you no wan pay for me ba

Tolu : pay for you ke..
You no see my 'under reviiiews' wey plenty for up there... NA EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF THAT DAY O !
Naanxi.e : I don port immediately. Where's my swthat- ferdy the trendy ! I must to show at the event.


Tolu : Yea yeaa ..it sure would be loads of fun !

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You never fail to deliver


Beautiful Ad....

ElDeeVee:
Hi, hope you're good.
Nice day

Yes I am
You?

ElDeeVee:
Where's beau49 and cdamsel

Here...here.
Hello dear....

davide470:
Go and eat Beau49's cupcakes for 2 weeks straight and come share your testimonies to the brethren.

Lol

Na you put the fattening agent for inside the cake abi?

Teletexter:
http://techviews.com.ng/infinix-phones-2015/

Thanks dear....

Good evening room,howdy?



Don't know how real but y'all can give it a try....
All the bes.t


First....

Please Do u know any young Chartered Accountant between the age of 26 - 33 looking for job. There are job opportunities for Finance and Admin Managers in Victoria Island and Ikeja - Lagos. The package is btw 300k - 350k NET PAY. Tell any interested person to forward his/her CV to info@sonipsresources.com .



Second...

A reputable online organisation is searching for young interns ready to try new things and who enjoys writing, Candidates should send their CV along a short 5 paragraph article on anything that catches their fancy,This job offer closes dec 8th 2015 by 4pm.pls send cv and article to africabseun1@gmail.com

phantonce:
OP, you seriously need to bleach a little.
We are called black but not charcoal.

Anyone that says black is beauty has definitely not come across you.
i had to increase my screen brighteness to see your eye ball.
I cnt even see your face in the pic.

Why evuls....?

adeaks:
Hahahahahahaha. Whine you? Who am I to whine you.

We both know you are far above all this 30k phones. I know you are just forming humility. Quickly order that iPhone jare and leave all this small infinix for people like us.

Well as long as I have you,I know say to buy iphone is not a problem.

adeaks:
But beau, for someone of your level, why go for an infinix when iphone 6s is there. Abi you just want to use the infinix as your small phone ni

Boss adeaks my hands dey up o


You know say na wetin our power reach be this abi you dey whine me?

MrsShodimu:
you can check http://misstechy. com/infinix-note-2/ remove d space

Thanks dear.

So am thinking of get an infinix next month,can someone please list out the various types we have and the prices or better still a link I can read up more on it?


Would really appreciate it. Thank you.

The way these pages fly eh...

adeoti01:
Still at cooking pot

Alright.
No worries e go done wella

adeaks:
Ladies and their pretense.

She is acting shocked as if that's not what she's been praying for, for the past few years.

All the same, wish them all the best.

Baba calm down na


You know the babe before?

adeoti01:
Boss trust your boy nah....those peeps dey too dey gba front.... Dem no know say onne route is thoughtful now, as BH boys no wan gree, Na so France dey mourn too... Anything force for now, I have my reservation

Oya start confessing,what new gig?

Interesting.....ok o



*siddon look

Very easy....


Once it is night time whether or not he is ready to sleep,he should go and lie down on the bed. Even if she is there or not.


He should do that as much as he can and without saying anything. Nobody will tell her to shift base and I doubt the wife would allow her to sleep on the same bed with you.



Nonsensetical.....

naanxie:
Hmmmmmmmm.......

Why do i feel disappointed

Hahahaha....sorry dear.

You are hilarious

adeoti01:
As you have uncountable dears :maybe you are a dearer

E no easy

tolutweety:
It's the 'dears' mesef dey see. . . . But it's none of our business sha
cc: beau49 adeaks

Yes dear....

How are you doing?