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Foreign Affairs / MANDELA'S Passing:goodluck Jonathan, Other Leaders, FIFA Paytributes by Beautydiva(f): 11:10am On Dec 06, 2013 |
New Facebook v2.1 Dating Mode "He is now resting… he is now at peace," said South African President Jacob Zuma about the death of Nelson Mandela, the towering moral giant of the 20th and 21st centuries, who has died aged 50. "Our nation has lost its greatest son." As soon as the news about his death started spreading in the media and via social networks, thousands of tributes emerged. photo - MANDELA' Nigeria's President Goodluck Jonathan also mourns the loss of one of history's 'greatest liberators' in his condolence message to South Africa. "Mandela will always be remembered and honoured by all mankind as one of its greatest liberators, a wise, courageous and compassionate leader, and an icon of true democracy," Jonathan said, describing the former South African president as a "source of inspiration to the oppressed peoples all over the world." His passing will "create a huge vacuum that will be difficult to fill in our continent," Mr. President concluded. Meanwhile, first black president of the United States of America Barack Obama, too, decried the loss of the "profoundly good" man who "took history in his hands and bent the arc of the moral universe towards justice." President Obama remembers Nelson Mandela: "A man who took history in his hands and bent the arc of the moral universe towards justice." |
Romance / (21 Questions To Find Out If She Still Love You?? by Beautydiva(f): 11:25pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
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Romance / Top 20 Replies To'i Love You' by Beautydiva(f): 6:46pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
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Romance / 5 Ways To Be A Sexier & More Confident by Beautydiva(f): 10:24am On Nov 25, 2013 |
First Night Sex 3gp Videos Confidence is one of the sexiest things about a woman. It shows that she has other character traits that men love — the ability to stand up for herself, empowerment, good looks, and sassiness. Not only that, but confident women embrace their assertiveness over their own se*uality — and they know what they want. Confidence is knowing that you’re worth a lot and that you have value to add. It’s a deep feeling of certainty about who you are and what you stand for. But dating, especially after a divorce or break- up, can leave women with their confidence shaken to the core. Sometimes being confident is easier said than done. Here are some tips for being confident while dating. Remember, comfortable is not the same as confident. To be empowered, you must get in touch with your innermost self and learn to feel certain about who you are and what you stand for. This can pull you squarely out of the “I guess he’s good enough” rut and into a relationship you deserve. Start small. The more confidence you have in a single area of your life (For example: I am excellent at snowboarding), the more it will seep into other areas of your life. It’s hard to look at the big picture and say, “I WILL be confident in ALL of these things.” So start small, build that confidence. Fake it until you make it. Sometimes, the very act of approaching a great guy, or making eyes at someone, or taking that first step into dating, can create a cascade effect. The more you do it, the easier it’ll become. And the more confident you’ll become about doing it again. Channel your inner diva. If you’re feeling like you’re blowing a first date, think of your favorite diva and how SHE would react. Pretty soon, that inner diva will be you. Smile. There’s very little sexier than a killer smile. It’s your first impression, and it’s likely to last a long time.
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Romance / 5 Ways To Be A Sexier & More Confident by Beautydiva(f): 9:35am On Nov 25, 2013 |
Confidence is one of the sexiest things about a woman. It shows that she has other character traits that men love — the ability to stand up for herself, empowerment, good looks, and sassiness. Not only that, but confident women embrace their assertiveness over their own se*uality — and they know what they want. Confidence is knowing that you’re worth a lot and that you have value to add. It’s a deep feeling of certainty about who you are and what you stand for. But dating, especially after a divorce or break- up, can leave women with their confidence shaken to the core. Sometimes being confident is easier said than done. Here are some tips for being confident while dating. Remember, comfortable is not the same as confident. To be empowered, you must get in touch with your innermost self and learn to feel certain about who you are and what you stand for. This can pull you squarely out of the “I guess he’s good enough” rut and into a relationship you deserve. Start small. The more confidence you have in a single area of your life (For example: I am excellent at snowboarding), the more it will seep into other areas of your life. It’s hard to look at the big picture and say, “I WILL be confident in ALL of these things.” So start small, build that confidence. Fake it until you make it. Sometimes, the very act of approaching a great guy, or making eyes at someone, or taking that first step into dating, can create a cascade effect. The more you do it, the easier it’ll become. And the more confident you’ll become about doing it again. Channel your inner diva. If you’re feeling like you’re blowing a first date, think of your favorite diva and how SHE would react. Pretty soon, that inner diva will be you. Smile. There’s very little sexier than a killer smile. It’s your first impression, and it’s likely to last a long time.
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Romance / Ten Ways To Know You’re Dating A Real Man?? by Beautydiva(f): 6:39pm On Nov 23, 2013 |
A man may be able to put across a great image, but it could simply be a cover for hidden shortcomings, or he could just be totally faking it to ‘get the girl.’Here are some ways to know if you’ve struck gold: 1) A real man values more than just your looks. Is every compliment from him about a different body part? It doesn’t matter how creative he can be, if a guy’s sole focus is on how you look, or ‘talking dirty,’ see it as a red flag. A real man will value your personality, your kindness, your intelligence, and who you are as a person, in general. The things he makes you feel good about will be things that you control, not just results of getting lucky in the gene pool. relationships 2) A real man will never be intimidated by your motivation. A man who has goals for himself, will want to be with a woman who has goals for her own life, too. He will never feel intimidated or threatened by a woman who goes after what she wants. He will want to be part of a power couple, rather than a dictatorship. Be mindful of anyone who tries to keep you from pursuing your dreams. 3) A real man will have more interests than just you. I don’t mean this in a negative way. You should, of course, be a priority in his life — but he needs to have a life as well. Interests, friends, hobbies, aspirations. If a man works his entire life around you, it’s another red flag — relationships should be a great part of your life, but not encompass your whole life. 4) A real man will give you answers. No matter how awkward or uncomfortable a situation is, a real man will approach it, and you, with respect. I have always felt that a mark of a man is how he handles conflict, criticism, and less-than-ideal situations. A man will not dance around answers or make excuses. If there is something you two need to talk about, he will talk about it. 5) A real man is direct. In addition to the last point — there will be no mind games or manipulation in your relationship. A man will be direct, to the point, and honest with you… but with kindness. 6) A real man will trust you. As long as you haven’t betrayed his trust, a man will NOT be paranoid, or snoop around invading your privacy to make sure you’re not doing anything bad. He will have confidence in your relationship. A boy will project his own insecurities onto you, and like termites in a house, will eat away at the foundation of what you’ve built. 7) A real man is cool, calm, and collected. It should be understood that part of what comes with the territory of having a girlfriend, is dealing with her getting hit on. If you’re at the bar together, or if she’s out with her friends, it goes without saying that your girlfriend will get hit on every once in awhile. Instead of letting his primate instincts prevail and beating his chest like an angry gorilla to scare off competition, a confident man will calmly make his position known, and understand that you’re still going home with him at the end of the night. A real man will show you respect. Nothing signifies an empty shell of a man more than someone who disrespects women, animals, or children. A real man will treat you with the respect that you deserve, never force you to do anything you’re uncomfortable with, and never mistreat you. Be honest enough with yourself to walk away from any situation that is dangerous to you, physically or emotionally. 9) A real man will put effort into your relationship. Boys are generally apathetic and just look for one thing from a woman. A man, will do what it takes to make you happy, both inside and outside of the bedroom. Your happiness, is his reward. 10) A real man will make you want to be the best version of yourself, without changing who you really are. A man will empower those around him. He will strive for greatness and therefore inspire others to strive for it as well. This not only includes friends and co-workers, but also significant others. 6 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Tricky Akpos by Beautydiva(f): 3:47pm On Nov 23, 2013 |
[p align="center"]Meet hot Singles in your area![/p] Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour. ... Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen. ... OGA: Akpos Akpos: Oga OGA: who drank my pasties?. No answer! OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?. No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there. OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you don't answer me. Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything except your name. OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a questionwhile i stand here. Akpos went and did what oga said. Akpos: Ogaaaaaa OGA: Yes Akpos Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?. No answer. Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house. No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen. OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name. MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie. Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?. MADAM: Yes Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen She enters. Akpos: Madam MADAM: Yes Akpos Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?. Me or Oga Madam rushed out of the kitchen MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, i can't understand anything at all. |
Jokes Etc / Akpos The Taxi Driver by Beautydiva(f): 8:15am On Nov 18, 2013 |
Win Free N1,000 Airtime to Your Sim! A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in Nigeria and asked to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello Airport. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Oh! Toyota - Made in Japan! Very fast!" Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi. "Oh! Nissan - Made in Japan! Very fast!" Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, "Oh! Mitsubishi - Made in Japan! Very fast!" Akpos, who is 100% Nigerian, was starting to get a little annoyed that the Japanese made cars were passing his taxi when another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport. "Oh! Honda - Made in Japan! Very fast!" Akpos stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That'll be 5000 naira ." The tourist exclaimed "5000 naira? It was short ride! Why so much?" Akpos smiled as he replied, "Meter - Made in Nigeria. Very fast!" One word for Akpos |
Jokes Etc / Akpos & The Girl by Beautydiva(f): 11:10pm On Nov 17, 2013 |
Register & Get 3GB to Your Sim now Akpos asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to Akpos table and whispered at Akpos; I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?" Akpos responded with a loud voice: 200 Thousand Naira JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? IT'S TOO COST O!!!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. Akpos then whispered in her ear; I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty. One word for Akpors?? |
Politics / Presidency Denies Information Sharing Between Lamido And Jonathan On $250m Bribe by Beautydiva(f): 10:13am On Nov 16, 2013 |
Best Nigerians Chatting and Dating The Presidency has denied reports that Governor of Jigawa State, Alhaji Sule Lamido informed President Goodluck Jonathan that a serving minister recently collected a bribe of $250 million from an oil company and has refused to act on information. This was made know in a statement signed by The Special Adviser to the President on Media&Publicity, Reuben Abati, signed the appropriate statement, which read as follows: "We have noted with much regret, the grossly irresponsible, false and mischievous claim by the Governor of Jigawa State, Alhaji Sule Lamido that President Goodluck Jonathan has refused to act on information that a serving minister recently collected a bribe of $250 million from an oil company. The Presidency views the patently bogus allegation reportedly made by the Governor in a radio interview yesterday (November 14, 2013, Thursday) as an unacceptable and callous attempt to unjustly impugn the integrity of President Jonathan and cast aspersions on the seriousness of his Administration's efforts to curb corruption. The allegation and the claim by Alhaji Lamido that he informed President Jonathan of the acceptance of the huge bribe by an unnamed minister is absolutely without any foundation in fact or reality because no such communication has ever taken place between them. We abhor Governor Lamido's descent to the unscrupulous, reckless and thoughtless peddling of arrant falsehood in a puerile effort to score cheap political points against President Jonathan for personal and sectional political gains. If, as he claims, Alhaji Lamido has credible information about a minister receiving the said amount as bribe, he should publicly name the minister involved without delay and provide evidence to support his allegation. In the event that he is unable to do so, he should be prepared to offer an unreserved apology to the President and Nigerians for his unwarranted and unjust effort to denigrate, disparage and malign the President and the Federal Government. While the Jonathan Presidency will continue to make corrupt public officials answerable for their actions, it will not succumb to harassment and blackmail by self-seeking politicians jostling for personal advantage." |
Jokes Etc / Poem Between Akpos & Wife by Beautydiva(f): 7:25am On Nov 16, 2013 |
» Find More Akpos Jokes « WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw me in darkness, He created light. He saw me without problems, He created YOU. WIFE:.. Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are .. And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. AKPOS: The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you..? WIFE: ...Roses are red; Violets are blue. Monkeys like u should be kept in ZOO. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too... Not in cage but laughing at YOU WHO KILLED IT? The wife or the husband? |
Politics / Ex PDP Leader In Osun, Ademola Rasaq,dies At 53 by Beautydiva(f): 9:01pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Mr. Ademola Rasaq, former Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in Osun, is dead. He was aged 53. Mr. Bola Ajao, the Publicity Secretary of the party in Osun, confirmed the death in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) at the party secretariat in Osogbo. "The former chairman died in the early hours of today (November 14, 2013, Thursday) in Ibadan as a result of heart conditions. "He developed heart complications at the break of dawn and was driven to University College Hospital, Ibadan, by Bayo 'Ijebu' his driver. "It was at the UCH in Ibadan that he was confirmed dead," Mr. Bola Ajao narrated. The Publicity Secretary added that the party has lost a true leader, a grassroots politician who was ready to carry everybody along. "The party has dispatched vehicles to Ibadan to convey the corpse of the late politician to Osun. "We are discussing with the family to fine-tune where to bury him immediately and other issues, as he is a Muslim." NAN reports that staff of the PDP Secretariat in Osogbo were seen in groups discussing the incident while some were weeping. Meanwhile, the filling stations owned by the late PDP chairman situated in Osogbo were under lock when NAN visited, while a condolence register had been opened at the entrance of the Osun PDP Secretariat. May his soul Rest In Peace... (NAN) Find a Girl To Hook Up With ! |
Jokes Etc / Akpos Got A Job by Beautydiva(f): 7:38am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja. The manager told him:"...in here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask" Before the manager could finish, a couple walked through the hotel entrance and the manager quickly approached them, nicely took their baggage and said, "Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have you in our hotel. Please come this way to the reception" ... and he led them to the reception. After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos asked the manager, "Has the couple been visiting this hotel before?" "No" came the reply from the manager. "So how come you knew their name?" asked Akpos. "That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the name on the tag". "Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give it a try?" "Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said, "Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE LEATHER! We are delighted to have you in our hotel..." The manager fainted! 1 Like |
Education / ASUU Branches To Hold Congresses Today,exco On Wednesday by Beautydiva(f): 7:50am On Nov 11, 2013 |
Tired Of ASUU? Click here... All branches of Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) will hold their congresses today to brief its members on President Goodluck Jonathan's offer. Nigeria public universities were closed down several months ago as a result of the Federal Government's failure to implement the agreement it entered into in 2010 with lecturers. There have been a lot of calls to the Federal Government and ASUU to come to a compromises of that students resume academic activities. Both warring factions had maintained hard stand on the issue as ASUU argued that poor funding was responsible for the dwindling fortunes of education and its attendant poor quality of graduates, while the Federal Government said the university lecturers downed tools over enhanced earned allowance. The leading members of the Senate and President Jonathan had separate meetings with the union and relevant stakeholders last Monday, in the coruse of which new offers were made to the teachers with a plea for them to re-open universities. A branch Chairman of ASUU stated that the outcome of today's meeting of the various branches would be announced to the national leadership of the union, which will in turn convene an emergency NEC meeting between Wednesday and Thursday this week to consider the positions of various branches . The Chairman, who did not want his name to be mentioned, said: "It is at the meeting that the various branches will take position and communicate same to the national leadership Monday evening, then an emergency NEC meeting would be convened between Wednesday and Thursday. "We have not been told of the venue, but we were told to prepare because it would take two days by road from my branch." According to his words, calling for a strike or calling it off is not the decision to be taken by theASUU President (Dr. Nasir Fagge) or the national executive alone. |
Jokes Etc / Conversation Between Couples by Beautydiva(f): 9:01pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Find Akpos JOKES ! ! ! HUSBAND: Honey, whenever you are down, just go straight to the mirror and say "wow! I'm so cute and you will be relieved." WIFE: Thanks sweetie, you know what's good for me. HUSBAND: But don't make it an habit because liars go to hell. |
Jokes Etc / Never Miss The World Cup ! by Beautydiva(f): 7:45am On Nov 07, 2013 |
Get hot Sexy Pic to UR Phone A man takes his seat at a world cup final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy. MAN: Who would ever miss the world cup final? GUY: That was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away. MAN: That's terrible, but couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you? GUY: No...they are all at the funeral! Best Dating Media |
Jokes Etc / Akpos In The Church by Beautydiva(f): 8:25am On Nov 02, 2013 |
Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl. While the pastor was preaching he said, "Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is beautiful" Akpos immediately stood up and the pastor said, "Where are you going?" Akpos replied, "I'm changing seats, do you want me to lie in the house of God?" Happy Weekends Bro n Sis... Wishin u gr8 FUN.. STAY BLESS.. » Check for more Akpos Jokes *winks* |
Jokes Etc / Akpos Bought A New Blackberry by Beautydiva(f): 7:49am On Oct 31, 2013 |
Akpos bought a Blackberry 8520 today and has been sharing his BB Pin 25DDCB10 with everyone on the street. Browse through all jokes, rate, comment and share joke with friends. Don't forget to Add your own jokes too. Make sure you follow AkposJokes on twitter. @akposjokes |
Jokes Etc / Akpo's & His Girl... by Beautydiva(f): 11:28pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
A girl was passing by & saw herboyfriend Akposstanding by the ATM.She immediately hideand sent a romantic text tohim, "Honey if u are sleepingright now send me ur dreams,if you are laughing send me urlaughter, if u areeating send me some food,if uare crying send me ur tears,ifu are withdrawing fromthe ATM send me some money."Akpos the Boyfriendreplies, I'm in the toilet whatshould I send • Funniest Akpos Jokes |
Jokes Etc / AKPOS - THE Mr . Miser by Beautydiva(f): 11:05pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Akpors fell into a well and he was screaming for help. His wife Ekaete came with a rope to help: AKPORS: How much did you buythe rope? EKAETTE: NGN 1000. AKPORS(Still inside the well about to drown, shouted): What! Return it now now, go to papa Ochuko at the fourth street he sells it for NGN 250. Hurry up before I die here oh! >> Check For More AKPO's Jokes] |
Jokes Etc / Akpos & Daughter by Beautydiva(f): 10:40pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years. AKPOS the Father (angry):" Where the hell have you been all these years" Girl: "I was working as a Prostitute in the Vietnam. AKPOS the Father: "What!!?.....Get out of my house,You LovePeddler, I don't want to see your face Again do you understand!!!!!!? Girl(crying): "Before I go Dad, I came to give you $10million cheque, and here is $2 million for my brother. I have bought abig house in UK for you with everything in it including a Ferarri and a Bugati, bye Dad" AKPOS (smilling ): "What kind of work did you say you were doing in Vietnam??" Girl (crying out loud): "A Prostitute Dad!!!" Akpos:"Come and give Daddy a hug", I thought you said you were a "prosecutor" Check for more Akpos Jokes |
Nairaland / General / BOKO HARAM: Over 128killed In Recent Attacks by Beautydiva(f): 8:29am On Oct 30, 2013 |
Yesterday, new details of last week’s Boko Haram attacks on Damaturu, the Yobe State capital, emerged and it was revealed that no fewer than 128 people were killed. Reports by Associated Press (AP) have made it known that 23 soldiers, eight policemen and 95 insurgents were killed in the five-hour long battle between the Islamic extremists and troops. These details were compiled through the use of Military and Hospital reports. Although, no exact figure was given on the number of casualties, reports showed that militants had a strong hand and caught troops by surprise. The attack came after a lull and almost six months after the federal government imposed a state of emergency in Yobe along with Borno and Adamawa states.
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Family / Man Drugs Wife For 3-daymarathon Sex, Days Aftershe Gave Birth To Child by Beautydiva(f): 10:33pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
A nursing mother, Mrs Glory Ojuala, has narrated how her husband, Alex Ojuala, drugged her for three days in order to have sex with her a few days after she was delivered of a baby at her matrimonial home in Lagos State, western Nigeria. The mother of three children made the shocking revelation at Ejigbo Customary Court in Lagos State on Monday while testifying before the court following a petition she filed before the court for dissolution of their 15-year marriage. Glory Ojuala drugged by husband The 30-year old housewife claimed that two days after she gave birth to their child, her husband started pestering her for sex in the presence of her mother, who was on a visit. Glory told the court that she denied her husband sex because she was still recovering from pangs childbirth and was breast feeding, but he accused her of having extramarital affairs and cut the family’s daily feeding allowance to N100 to punish her. Glory alleged that she did not know that her husband had an ulterior motive when she gave her a soft drink while she was eating on the day her husband drugged her. Alex Ojuala accused of drugging wife for sex The nursing mother alleged that after she took the soft drink, she couldn’t explain what happened afterwards until she was revived in a hosptial three days later. She said that she later knew that her husband drugged her to have sex with her when he confessed that he did so because she was denying him sex and was sleeping with other men. She told the court that after the incident she moved out of his house and since then they have been living separately, while her husband abandoned their children for her to take care of them alone. The embittered woman had petitioned the court seeking for the dissolution of their 15-year marriage on the grounds that her husband was threatening her life, did not take care of her and their children and beat her, adding that she does not love him anymore. Glory narrated in court how Alex Ojuala, an indigene of Edo State, came to her village in Eket in Akwa Ibom State and married her at a tender age. She said despite her age, she accepted to marry him against her family wish, only to be maltreated by him after they started living together. She told the court that she believed that he charmed her to marry him and her suspicion was confirmed when she started attending church. Glory asked the court to compel Alex to take care of their children by providing for their upkeep and education. In response, Alex denied all the allegations made against him and said he had been taking care of his family until trouble started. Alex said he used to give his wife N200 daily before leaving for work and wondered how she would claim that he did not take care of her and their children. He also said that he was no longer interested in the relationship and asked the court to dissolve the marriage. He promised to provide N10,000 for the up keep and education of the children. The president of the court, Mr T. A. Eko, queried Alex for abandoning the responsibility of the training their children for his estranged wife to shoulder and asked him to have a change of heart for the interest of the children. The matter was adjourned till March 2014. PHOTOS OF THE COUPLES below:- Find Yourself a Soul Mate??
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Politics / :P ASUU Strike: Senatorchallenges Lecturers Todebate Over 'ridiculousdemands' by Beautydiva(f): 9:17pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
The Vice Chairman of the Senate Committee on Education, Senator Sola Adeyeye on Monday described as ‘ridiculous’ the pay demands by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) on the federal government. This is just as he challenged lecturers to a public debate to justify the unresolved pay demands which has led to the protracted strike by university lecturers. Adeyeye who is a Professor of Molecular Biology told newsmen at the National Assembly against the backdrop of last week’s Senate debates on the protracted ASUU strike. On account of his contributions at plenary, Adeyeye was particularly criticised by the ASUU chairman, University of Ibadan branch, Dr. Segun Ajiboye. “There is no question that the enormous rot in Nigeria’s education sector cries for urgent and immediate attention. But as unpopular as saying so might make me to the membership of ASUU, the truth is that ASUU has been a part of the problem. I would gladly love to engage Dr. Ajiboye in a prime time televised debate on my assertion,” Adeyeye stated. The senator proposed five practical solutions to this “most national pressing crisis’: firstly, the National Assembly should henceforth appropriate at least 26 per cent of Nigeria’s current revenue to education alone. Second, the education ministry must ensure the streamlining of the “endless parastatals that drain resources while making little or no contribution to national well-being and progress.” Thirdly, the government in a bid to raise revenue for funding a “national redemption programme” in education, all imports should attract a mandatory education tax of one per cent. Fourth, beginning from January 1, 2014 till December 31, 2018, all workers in Nigeria must contribute five per cent of their income as education taxes. Embezzling any amount of these revenues targeted for education should be taken as an act of treason. Fifth, the costs for running the offices of all elected and appointed political office holders should immediately be pruned by 50 per cent. According to Adeyeye, the “implacable” demands by ASUU are fueled by resentment at the “obscene” privileges which Nigerian politicians enjoy. Keep Your Company during ASUU Strike |
Celebrities / Re: Olamide > Full Biography by Beautydiva(f): 5:04pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
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Celebrities / Olamide > Full Biography by Beautydiva(f): 3:36pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
(PLEASE CHECK OUt MY PROFiLE AFTER READING THIS) On the 15th of March 1989 a Star was born to the Adedeji family. He was named Olamide which literarily means “Wealth has come”. No doubt that name was given to the 22 year old more in hope than certainty, well ladies and gentlemen the prophecy has come to pass. A year and some into his professional music career, Olamide has become a house hold name and just in case you don’t know who he is I suggest you google ENI DURO. ENI DURO; the breakout single from his Debut Album has become an anthem for the streets, clubs, lecture halls and conference room. Armed with only his pen and paper, the 300 level mass communication part time student of Tai Solarin University has released what is without a doubt an outstanding debut album. Titled RapSoDi Olamide’s 1st offering is a 16 tracker. Sometime in 2000, Olamide decided he would like to pursue a career in music. When asked why music the Fast rising Rap Artiste says “I found out I was gifted in it so I had to explore it, it’s my life, my hustle, my world”. In 2010 fresh faced Olamide performed on arguably the biggest stage in the Nigerian Music scene; “The Hip Hop World Awards”. Olamide’s road to fame is one for the history books, this time one year ago he was a regular kid growing up in the Heart of Lagos Mainland; Bariga. Even though Olamide insists he is still that Bariga boy a lot has changed in his life. Today he is Olamide a Recording Artiste signed onto I'd CABASA’s CODED TUNEZ Record label and managed by Industry heavy weight Toni Payne. Make no mistake his celebrity status was not handed to him on a silver platter, an immense amount of hard work and pure unbridled talent is responsible for the man we see today. The un-assuming Olamide has performed at almost every major event in Lagos this year and continues to headline shows left right and center. What is it about Olamide that has made him a fans’ favourite? Olamide raps in a unique blend of Yoruba and English with lyrics that will leave the listener both speechless and intrigued. Olamide’s dexterity is one of the many things that endear him to his fans. One minute he is delivering his rap in fluent English and the next he switches effortlessly into Yoruba. Ambitious Olamide will tell you he is still on his way there and if given a chance would fancy collaborations with International Superstars; Jay-Z, Ludacris, Drake, and Lil’ Wayne. Where Olamide is silent his songs speak for him, Eni Duro, Apa ti jabo and Omo toh shan (featuring Wizkid) are currently on heavy rotation in several Radio stations and Music TV channels within and outside Nigeria. His Debut Album sees a bevy of Nigerian hip hop artistes making guest appearances, some of which are; ID CABASA, LORD OF AJASA, 9ICE, REMINICE, WIZKID, TERRY THA RAPMAN and management mate ADOL. Focused entirely on his chosen career path when asked for his other interests asides music Olamide replied “Music is all I know and all I do”. The Rapper comes complete with a mission statement “I am here to preach realness generally and make the youths believe in whatever they do and what little they have because with God everything is possible”. In an industry filled with Artistes spitting in American accents whether real or imagined it is a relief to have at least one artiste we can call 100% Naija. Olamide is the new face of Nigerian Hip Hop; Young, Talented, Dedicated, True to his Calling and he is set for bigger and better things. Olamide’s Debut Album RapSoDi is available in stores and even on street corners; there is absolutely no reason why you should not boast of a copy in your music collection. As Olamide says on Track one of his Album “I’m Going in” I suggest we all go in. Asides his debut album you can also listen to Olamide’s verse on Samklef’s Mi Ole Beru, amazing stuff. Remember “Olamide is here just like the 1st day of the year” and if that didn’t do it for you then I’ll leave you with this line “Like Java I’ve got game I’m from the project and I’ve got fame tell me why the eff I gats go dey fill form for MTN project fame” lately has has had mad collabo with alot of nigerian big names Real Name : Olamide Adedeji Aliases YBNL Badoo Date of Birth 1989-03-15 Online Contact Info www.facebook.com/Olamide @OlamideAdedeji Labels Codedtunes YBNL Nation |
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