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Foreign Affairs / MANDELA'S Passing:goodluck Jonathan, Other Leaders, FIFA Paytributes by Beautydiva(f): 11:10am On Dec 06, 2013
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"He is now resting… he is now at peace,"
said South African President Jacob Zuma
about the death of Nelson Mandela, the
towering moral giant of the 20th and 21st
centuries, who has died aged 50. "Our
nation has lost its greatest son." As soon
as the news about his death started
spreading in the media and via social
networks, thousands of tributes emerged.
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MANDELA'
Nigeria's President Goodluck Jonathan also
mourns the loss of one of history's 'greatest
liberators' in his condolence message to
South Africa.
"Mandela will always be remembered and
honoured by all mankind as one of its
greatest liberators, a wise, courageous and
compassionate leader, and an icon of true
democracy," Jonathan said, describing the
former South African president as a "source
of inspiration to the oppressed peoples all
over the world."
His passing will "create a huge vacuum that
will be difficult to fill in our continent," Mr.
President concluded.
Meanwhile, first black president of the
United States of America Barack Obama,
too, decried the loss of the "profoundly
good" man who "took history in his hands
and bent the arc of the moral universe
towards justice."
President Obama remembers Nelson
Mandela: "A man who took history in
his hands and bent the arc of the moral
universe towards justice."
Romance / (21 Questions To Find Out If She Still Love You?? by Beautydiva(f): 11:25pm On Nov 25, 2013
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Girl, It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and
out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and
out?
Would you still have love for me?
If I fell off tomorrow would you still love
me?
If I didn't smell so good would you still
hug me?
If I got locked up and sentenced to a
quarter century,
Could I count on you to be there to
support me mentally?
If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz,
would you poof and disappear like
Some of my friends?
If I was hit and I was hurt would you be
by my side?
If it was time to put in work would you
be down to ride?
Would you be ashamed to tell your
friends you feelin' me?
In the bed if I used my tongue would
you like that?
If I wrote you a love letter would you
write back?
Now would you leave me if you're
father found out I was thuggin'?
Do you believe me when I tell you, you
the one I'm loving?
Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 21
questions?
Are you my soul mate? 'Cause if so, girl
you a blessing
Do you trust me enough, to tell me
your dreams?
I'm staring at ya' trying to figure how
you got in them jeans
If I was down would you say things to
make me smile?
I treat you how you want to be treated
just teach me how
If I was with some other chick and
someone happened to see?
And when you asked me about it I said
it wasn't me
Would you believe me? Or up and leave
me?
How deep is our bond if that's all it
takes for you to be gone?
We only humans girl we make
mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it
take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to
make you smile
[Chorus]
Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about
us
Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about
us
Romance / Top 20 Replies To'i Love You' by Beautydiva(f): 6:46pm On Nov 25, 2013
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When someone tells you they love you, you
may be tempted to reply, “I love you too.” But
what if you’re not ready to return the
sentiment—or you think saying “I love you too” is just boring? Never fear! I have prepared a list of more original responses that you can use to express your feelings:
1. Good!
2. So do I!
3. Most people do.
4. I don’t blame you!
5. Cool story, bro.
6. That makes two of us!
7. I love me, too.
8. That’s nice.
9. HAHAHAHAHAHA. You WERE kidding, right?
10. I figured.
11. Thanks, I wish I could say the same for
you.
12. I’d rather you didn’t.
13. Let me know how that works out for you!
14. I wouldn’t think too much of it, I get that
all the time.
15. Sounds fun.
16. Oh, great. This is just hunky dory peachy
keen.
17. What part of “restraining order” do you not
understand?!?
18. Okay, bye.
19. And I love unicorns!
20. Good for you.

Romance / 5 Ways To Be A Sexier & More Confident by Beautydiva(f): 10:24am On Nov 25, 2013
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Confidence is one of the sexiest things about a
woman. It shows that she has other character
traits that men love — the ability to stand up
for herself, empowerment, good looks, and
sassiness. Not only that, but confident women
embrace their assertiveness over their own
se*uality — and they know what they want.
Confidence is knowing that you’re worth a lot
and that you have value to add. It’s a deep
feeling of certainty about who you are and
what you stand for.
But dating, especially after a divorce or break-
up, can leave women with their confidence
shaken to the core. Sometimes being confident
is easier said than done.
Here are some tips for being confident while
dating.
Remember, comfortable is not the same as
confident. To be empowered, you must get in
touch with your innermost self and learn to feel
certain about who you are and what you stand
for. This can pull you squarely out of the “I
guess he’s good enough” rut and into a
relationship you deserve.
Start small. The more confidence you have in a
single area of your life (For example: I am
excellent at snowboarding), the more it will
seep into other areas of your life. It’s hard to
look at the big picture and say, “I WILL be
confident in ALL of these things.” So start
small, build that confidence.
Fake it until you make it. Sometimes, the very
act of approaching a great guy, or making eyes
at someone, or taking that first step into
dating, can create a cascade effect. The more
you do it, the easier it’ll become. And the more
confident you’ll become about doing it again.
Channel your inner diva. If you’re feeling like
you’re blowing a first date, think of your
favorite diva and how SHE would react. Pretty
soon, that inner diva will be you.
Smile. There’s very little sexier than a killer
smile. It’s your first impression, and it’s likely to
last a long time.

Romance / 5 Ways To Be A Sexier & More Confident by Beautydiva(f): 9:35am On Nov 25, 2013
Confidence is one of the sexiest things about a
woman. It shows that she has other character
traits that men love — the ability to stand up
for herself, empowerment, good looks, and
sassiness. Not only that, but confident women
embrace their assertiveness over their own
se*uality — and they know what they want.
Confidence is knowing that you’re worth a lot
and that you have value to add. It’s a deep
feeling of certainty about who you are and
what you stand for.
But dating, especially after a divorce or break-
up, can leave women with their confidence
shaken to the core. Sometimes being confident
is easier said than done.
Here are some tips for being confident while
dating.
Remember, comfortable is not the same as
confident. To be empowered, you must get in
touch with your innermost self and learn to feel
certain about who you are and what you stand
for. This can pull you squarely out of the “I
guess he’s good enough” rut and into a
relationship you deserve.
Start small. The more confidence you have in a
single area of your life (For example: I am
excellent at snowboarding), the more it will
seep into other areas of your life. It’s hard to
look at the big picture and say, “I WILL be
confident in ALL of these things.” So start
small, build that confidence.
Fake it until you make it. Sometimes, the very
act of approaching a great guy, or making eyes
at someone, or taking that first step into
dating, can create a cascade effect. The more
you do it, the easier it’ll become. And the more
confident you’ll become about doing it again.
Channel your inner diva. If you’re feeling like
you’re blowing a first date, think of your
favorite diva and how SHE would react. Pretty
soon, that inner diva will be you.
Smile. There’s very little sexier than a killer
smile. It’s your first impression, and it’s likely to
last a long time.

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Romance / Ten Ways To Know You’re Dating A Real Man?? by Beautydiva(f): 6:39pm On Nov 23, 2013
A man may be able to put across a great
image, but it could simply be a cover for
hidden shortcomings, or he could just be
totally faking it to ‘get the girl.’Here are some
ways to know if you’ve struck gold:
1) A real man values more than just your
looks.
Is every compliment from him about a
different body part? It doesn’t matter how
creative he can be, if a guy’s sole focus is on
how you look, or ‘talking dirty,’ see it as a
red flag. A real man will value your
personality, your kindness, your intelligence,
and who you are as a person, in general.
The things he makes you feel good about
will be things that you control, not just
results of getting lucky in the gene pool.
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2) A real man will never be intimidated by
your motivation.
A man who has goals for himself, will want
to be with a woman who has goals for her
own life, too. He will never feel intimidated
or threatened by a woman who goes after
what she wants. He will want to be part of a
power couple, rather than a dictatorship. Be
mindful of anyone who tries to keep you
from pursuing your dreams.
3) A real man will have more interests
than just you.
I don’t mean this in a negative way. You
should, of course, be a priority in his life —
but he needs to have a life as well. Interests,
friends, hobbies, aspirations. If a man works
his entire life around you, it’s another red
flag — relationships should be a great part
of your life, but not encompass your whole
life.
4) A real man will give you answers.
No matter how awkward or uncomfortable
a situation is, a real man will approach it,
and you, with respect. I have always felt that
a mark of a man is how he handles conflict,
criticism, and less-than-ideal situations. A
man will not dance around answers or
make excuses. If there is something you two
need to talk about, he will talk about it.
5) A real man is direct.
In addition to the last point — there will be
no mind games or manipulation in your
relationship. A man will be direct, to the
point, and honest with you… but with
kindness.
6) A real man will trust you.
As long as you haven’t betrayed his trust, a
man will NOT be paranoid, or snoop around
invading your privacy to make sure you’re
not doing anything bad. He will have
confidence in your relationship. A boy will
project his own insecurities onto you, and
like termites in a house, will eat away at the
foundation of what you’ve built.
7) A real man is cool, calm, and collected.
It should be understood that part of what
comes with the territory of having a
girlfriend, is dealing with her getting hit on.
If you’re at the bar together, or if she’s out
with her friends, it goes without saying that
your girlfriend will get hit on every once in
awhile.
Instead of letting his primate instincts
prevail and beating his chest like an angry
gorilla to scare off competition, a confident
man will calmly make his position known,
and understand that you’re still going home
with him at the end of the night.
A real man will show you respect.
Nothing signifies an empty shell of a man
more than someone who disrespects
women, animals, or children. A real man will
treat you with the respect that you deserve,
never force you to do anything you’re
uncomfortable with, and never mistreat you.
Be honest enough with yourself to walk
away from any situation that is dangerous
to you, physically or emotionally.
9) A real man will put effort into your
relationship.
Boys are generally apathetic and just look
for one thing from a woman. A man, will do
what it takes to make you happy, both
inside and outside of the bedroom. Your
happiness, is his reward.
10) A real man will make you want to be
the best version of yourself, without
changing who you really are.
A man will empower those around him. He
will strive for greatness and therefore
inspire others to strive for it as well. This not
only includes friends and co-workers, but
also significant others.

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Jokes Etc / Tricky Akpos by Beautydiva(f): 3:47pm On Nov 23, 2013
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Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour.
...
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a questionwhile i stand here. Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, i can't understand anything at all.
Jokes Etc / Akpos The Taxi Driver by Beautydiva(f): 8:15am On Nov 18, 2013
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A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in Nigeria and asked to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello Airport.

On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Oh! Toyota - Made in Japan! Very fast!"

Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi. "Oh! Nissan - Made in Japan! Very fast!"

Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, "Oh! Mitsubishi - Made in Japan! Very fast!"

Akpos, who is 100% Nigerian, was starting to get a little annoyed that the Japanese made cars were passing his taxi when another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport. "Oh! Honda - Made in Japan! Very fast!"

Akpos stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That'll be 5000 naira ."

The tourist exclaimed "5000 naira? It was short ride! Why so much?"

Akpos smiled as he replied, "Meter - Made in Nigeria. Very fast!"

One word for Akpos
Jokes Etc / Akpos & The Girl by Beautydiva(f): 11:10pm On Nov 17, 2013
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Akpos asked a girl in a
library; Do you mind if I
sit beside you? The girl
answered with a loud
voice; "I DON’T WANT TO
SPEND THE NIGHT WITH
YOUUU!!!”. All the
students in the library
started
staring at Akpos and he
was
embarrassed. After a
couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to
Akpos table and
whispered at Akpos; I study psychology and I know
what a man is thinking,
I guess you felt
embarrassed right?"
Akpos responded with a
loud voice: 200
Thousand Naira JUST
FOR ONE NIGHT!!!?
IT'S TOO COST O!!!" All
the people in the library
looked at
the girl in shock. Akpos
then whispered in her
ear; I study Law and I know
how to make
someone feel guilty.
One word for Akpors??
Politics / Presidency Denies Information Sharing Between Lamido And Jonathan On $250m Bribe by Beautydiva(f): 10:13am On Nov 16, 2013
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The Presidency has denied reports that Governor of Jigawa State, Alhaji Sule Lamido informed President Goodluck Jonathan that a serving minister recently collected a bribe of $250 million from an oil company and has refused to act on information.
This was made know in a statement signed by The Special Adviser to the President on Media&Publicity, Reuben Abati, signed the appropriate statement, which read as follows:
"We have noted with much regret, the grossly irresponsible, false and mischievous claim by the Governor of Jigawa State, Alhaji Sule Lamido that President Goodluck Jonathan has refused to act on information that a serving minister recently collected a bribe of $250 million from an oil company.
The Presidency views the patently bogus allegation reportedly made by the Governor in a radio interview yesterday (November 14, 2013, Thursday) as an unacceptable and callous attempt to unjustly impugn the integrity of President Jonathan and cast aspersions on the seriousness of his Administration's efforts to curb corruption.
The allegation and the claim by Alhaji Lamido that he informed President Jonathan of the acceptance of the huge bribe by an unnamed minister is absolutely without any foundation in fact or reality because no such communication has ever taken place between them.
We abhor Governor Lamido's descent to the unscrupulous, reckless and thoughtless peddling of arrant falsehood in a puerile effort to score cheap political points against President Jonathan for personal and sectional political gains.
If, as he claims, Alhaji Lamido has credible information about a minister receiving the said amount as bribe, he should publicly name the minister involved without delay and provide evidence to support his allegation.
In the event that he is unable to do so, he should be prepared to offer an unreserved apology to the President and Nigerians for his unwarranted and unjust effort to denigrate, disparage and malign the President and the Federal Government.
While the Jonathan Presidency will continue to make corrupt public officials answerable for their actions, it will not succumb to harassment and blackmail by self-seeking politicians jostling for personal advantage."
Jokes Etc / Poem Between Akpos & Wife by Beautydiva(f): 7:25am On Nov 16, 2013
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WIFE: I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my
heart & I got Heart Attack.

AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in darkness, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

WIFE:.. Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are ..
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

AKPOS: The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you..?

WIFE: ...Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in ZOO.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too...
Not in cage but laughing at YOU

WHO KILLED IT? The wife or the husband?
Politics / Ex PDP Leader In Osun, Ademola Rasaq,dies At 53 by Beautydiva(f): 9:01pm On Nov 14, 2013
Mr. Ademola Rasaq, former
Chairman of the Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP) in Osun,
is dead. He was aged 53.


Mr. Bola Ajao, the Publicity Secretary
of the party in Osun, confirmed the death in an
interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN)
at the party secretariat in Osogbo.

"The former chairman died in the early hours of
today (November 14, 2013, Thursday) in Ibadan
as a result of heart conditions.

"He developed heart complications at the break of
dawn and was driven to University College
Hospital, Ibadan, by Bayo 'Ijebu' his driver.

"It was at the UCH in Ibadan that he was
confirmed dead," Mr. Bola Ajao narrated.
The Publicity Secretary added that the party has
lost a true leader, a grassroots politician who was
ready to carry everybody along.

"The party has dispatched vehicles to Ibadan to
convey the corpse of the late politician to Osun.

"We are discussing with the family to fine-tune
where to bury him immediately and other issues,
as he is a Muslim."
NAN reports that staff of the PDP Secretariat in
Osogbo were seen in groups discussing the
incident while some were weeping.

Meanwhile, the filling stations owned by the late
PDP chairman situated in Osogbo were under lock
when NAN visited, while a condolence register
had been opened at the entrance of the Osun
PDP Secretariat.
May his soul Rest In Peace...
(NAN)
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Jokes Etc / Akpos Got A Job by Beautydiva(f): 7:38am On Nov 13, 2013
Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.

The manager told him:"...in here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask"

Before the manager could finish, a couple walked through the hotel entrance and the manager quickly
approached them, nicely took their baggage and said,

"Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have you in our hotel. Please come this way to the reception"
... and he led them to the reception.

After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos asked the manager, "Has the couple been visiting this
hotel before?"
"No" came the reply from the manager.
"So how come you knew their name?" asked Akpos.
"That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the name on the tag".

"Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give it a try?"

"Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said,

"Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE LEATHER! We are delighted to have you in our hotel..."
The manager fainted!

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Education / ASUU Branches To Hold Congresses Today,exco On Wednesday by Beautydiva(f): 7:50am On Nov 11, 2013
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All branches of Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU) will hold their
congresses today to brief its members on
President Goodluck Jonathan's offer.


Nigeria public universities were closed down
several months ago as a result of the Federal
Government's failure to implement the agreement it entered into in 2010 with lecturers.

There have been a lot of calls to the Federal
Government and ASUU to come to a compromises of that students resume academic activities. Both warring factions had maintained hard stand on the issue as ASUU argued that poor funding was responsible for the dwindling fortunes of education and its attendant poor quality of graduates, while the Federal Government said the university lecturers downed tools over enhanced
earned allowance.

The leading members of the Senate and President Jonathan had separate meetings with the union and relevant stakeholders last Monday, in the coruse of which new offers were made to the teachers with a plea for them to re-open
universities.

A branch Chairman of ASUU stated that the
outcome of today's meeting of the various
branches would be announced to the national
leadership of the union, which will in turn
convene an emergency NEC meeting between
Wednesday and Thursday this week to consider the positions of various branches .

The Chairman, who did not want his name to be mentioned, said:
"It is at the meeting that the various branches
will take position and communicate same to the national leadership Monday evening, then an emergency NEC meeting would be convened between Wednesday and Thursday.
"We have not been told of the venue, but we
were told to prepare because it would take two days by road from my branch."

According to his words, calling for a strike or
calling it off is not the decision to be taken by theASUU President (Dr. Nasir Fagge) or the national executive alone.
Jokes Etc / Conversation Between Couples by Beautydiva(f): 9:01pm On Nov 07, 2013
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HUSBAND: Honey, whenever you are down, just go straight to the mirror and say "wow! I'm so cute and you will be relieved."

WIFE: Thanks sweetie, you know what's good for me.

HUSBAND: But don't make it an habit because liars go to hell.
Jokes Etc / Never Miss The World Cup ! by Beautydiva(f): 7:45am On Nov 07, 2013
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A man takes his seat at a world cup final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.

MAN: Who would ever miss the world cup final?
GUY: That was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.
MAN: That's terrible, but couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?
GUY: No...they are all at the funeral!
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Jokes Etc / Akpos In The Church by Beautydiva(f): 8:25am On Nov 02, 2013
Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl.

While the pastor was preaching he said, "Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is beautiful"

Akpos immediately stood up and the pastor said, "Where are you going?"

Akpos replied, "I'm changing seats, do you want me to lie in the house of God?"

Happy Weekends Bro n Sis... Wishin u gr8 FUN.. STAY BLESS..

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Jokes Etc / Akpos Bought A New Blackberry by Beautydiva(f): 7:49am On Oct 31, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Akpo's & His Girl... by Beautydiva(f): 11:28pm On Oct 30, 2013
A girl was passing by & saw herboyfriend
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sleepingright now send me ur dreams,if you are
laughing send me urlaughter, if u areeating send
me some food,if uare crying send me ur tears,ifu are
withdrawing fromthe ATM send me some
money."Akpos the Boyfriendreplies, I'm in the toilet
whatshould I send

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Jokes Etc / AKPOS - THE Mr . Miser by Beautydiva(f): 11:05pm On Oct 30, 2013
Akpors fell into a well and he
was screaming for help.
His wife Ekaete came with a
rope to help:
AKPORS: How much did you
buythe rope?
EKAETTE: NGN 1000.
AKPORS(Still inside the well
about to drown, shouted):
What! Return it now now, go
to papa Ochuko at the fourth
street he sells it
for NGN 250.
Hurry up before I die here
oh!
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Jokes Etc / Akpos & Daughter by Beautydiva(f): 10:40pm On Oct 30, 2013
A Girl Returns Home After 30
Years.
AKPOS the Father (angry):" Where
the hell have you been all these
years"
Girl: "I was working as a Prostitute in the Vietnam.
AKPOS the Father: "What!!?.....Get
out of my house,You LovePeddler, I
don't want to see your face
Again do you
understand!!!!!!? Girl(crying): "Before I go
Dad, I came to give you
$10million cheque, and here
is $2 million for my
brother. I have bought abig house
in UK for you with everything
in it including a Ferarri
and a Bugati, bye Dad"
AKPOS (smilling ): "What kind
of work did you say you
were doing in Vietnam??" Girl (crying out loud): "A
Prostitute Dad!!!"
Akpos:"Come and give Daddy a
hug", I thought you said you
were a "prosecutor"

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Nairaland / General / BOKO HARAM: Over 128killed In Recent Attacks by Beautydiva(f): 8:29am On Oct 30, 2013
Yesterday, new details of last week’s Boko
Haram attacks on Damaturu, the Yobe State
capital, emerged and it was revealed that
no fewer than 128 people were killed
.

Reports by Associated Press (AP) have made it
known that 23 soldiers, eight policemen and 95
insurgents were killed in the five-hour long battle
between the Islamic extremists and troops.


These details were compiled through the use of
Military and Hospital reports.

Although, no exact figure was given on the
number of casualties, reports showed that
militants had a strong hand and caught troops by
surprise.

The attack came after a lull and almost six
months after the federal government imposed a
state of emergency in Yobe along with Borno and
Adamawa states.

Family / Man Drugs Wife For 3-daymarathon Sex, Days Aftershe Gave Birth To Child by Beautydiva(f): 10:33pm On Oct 29, 2013
A nursing mother, Mrs Glory Ojuala, has
narrated how her husband, Alex Ojuala,
drugged her for three days in order to have
sex with her a few days after she was
delivered of a baby at her matrimonial
home in Lagos State, western Nigeria.


The mother of three children made the shocking
revelation at Ejigbo Customary Court in Lagos
State on Monday while testifying before the court
following a petition she filed before the court for
dissolution of their 15-year marriage.

Glory Ojuala drugged by husband

The 30-year old housewife claimed that two days
after she gave birth to their child, her husband
started pestering her for sex in the presence of
her mother, who was on a visit.

Glory told the court that she denied her husband
sex because she was still recovering from pangs
childbirth and was breast feeding, but he
accused her of having extramarital affairs and cut
the family’s daily feeding allowance to N100 to
punish her.

Glory alleged that she did not know that her
husband had an ulterior motive when she gave
her a soft drink while she was eating on the day
her husband drugged her.

Alex Ojuala accused of drugging wife for sex
The nursing mother alleged that after she took
the soft drink, she couldn’t explain what
happened afterwards until she was revived in a
hosptial three days later.

She said that she later knew that her husband
drugged her to have sex with her when he
confessed that he did so because she was
denying him sex and was sleeping with other
men.

She told the court that after the incident she
moved out of his house and since then they have
been living separately, while her husband
abandoned their children for her to take care of
them alone.

The embittered woman had petitioned the court
seeking for the dissolution of their 15-year
marriage on the grounds that her husband was
threatening her life, did not take care of her and
their children and beat her, adding that she does
not love him anymore.

Glory narrated in court how Alex Ojuala, an
indigene of Edo State, came to her village in Eket
in Akwa Ibom State and married her at a tender
age.

She said despite her age, she accepted to marry
him against her family wish, only to be maltreated
by him after they started living together.

She told the court that she believed that he
charmed her to marry him and her suspicion was
confirmed when she started attending church.

Glory asked the court to compel Alex to take care
of their children by providing for their upkeep and
education. In response, Alex denied all the
allegations made against him and said he had
been taking care of his family until trouble
started.

Alex said he used to give his wife N200 daily
before leaving for work and wondered how she
would claim that he did not take care of her and
their children.

He also said that he was no longer interested in
the relationship and asked the court to dissolve
the marriage.

He promised to provide N10,000 for the up keep
and education of the children.

The president of the court, Mr T. A. Eko, queried
Alex for abandoning the responsibility of the
training their children for his estranged wife to
shoulder and asked him to have a change of
heart for the interest of the children.

The matter was adjourned till March 2014.
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Politics / :P ASUU Strike: Senatorchallenges Lecturers Todebate Over 'ridiculousdemands' by Beautydiva(f): 9:17pm On Oct 29, 2013
tongue The Vice Chairman of the Senate Committee on Education, Senator Sola Adeyeye on Monday described as ‘ridiculous’ the pay demands by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) on the federal government.
This is just as he challenged lecturers to a public debate to justify the unresolved pay demands which has led to the protracted strike by university lecturers.
Adeyeye who is a Professor of Molecular Biology told newsmen at the National Assembly against the backdrop of last week’s Senate debates on the protracted ASUU strike.

On account of his contributions at plenary,
Adeyeye was particularly criticised by the ASUU chairman, University of Ibadan branch, Dr. Segun Ajiboye.
“There is no question that the enormous rot in
Nigeria’s education sector cries for urgent and
immediate attention.
But as unpopular as saying so might make me to the membership of ASUU, the truth is that ASUU has been a part of the problem.
I would gladly love to engage Dr. Ajiboye in a
prime time televised debate on my assertion,”
Adeyeye stated.
The senator proposed five practical
solutions to this “most national pressing
crisis’: firstly, the National Assembly should
henceforth appropriate at least 26 per cent
of Nigeria’s current revenue to education
alone.


Second, the education ministry must ensure the streamlining of the “endless parastatals that drain resources while making little or no contribution to national well-being and progress.”

Thirdly, the government in a bid to raise revenue for funding a “national redemption programme”

in education, all imports should attract a
mandatory education tax of one per cent.
Fourth, beginning from January 1, 2014 till
December 31, 2018, all workers in Nigeria must contribute five per cent of their income as education taxes. Embezzling any amount of these revenues targeted for education should be taken as an act of treason.

Fifth, the costs for running the offices of all
elected and appointed political office holders
should immediately be pruned by 50 per cent.

According to Adeyeye, the “implacable” demands by ASUU are fueled by resentment at the “obscene” privileges which Nigerian politicians enjoy.

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide > Full Biography by Beautydiva(f): 5:04pm On Oct 29, 2013
That was 2011 when he start reignin
Celebrities / Olamide > Full Biography by Beautydiva(f): 3:36pm On Oct 29, 2013
(PLEASE CHECK OUt MY PROFiLE AFTER READING THIS)

On the 15th of March 1989 a Star was born to
the Adedeji family. He was named Olamide which
literarily means “Wealth has come”. No doubt
that name was given to the 22 year old more in
hope than certainty, well ladies and gentlemen
the prophecy has come to pass.
A year and some into his professional music
career, Olamide has become a house hold name
and just in case you don’t know who he is I suggest you google ENI DURO. ENI DURO; the
breakout single from his Debut Album has
become an anthem for the streets, clubs, lecture
halls and conference room.
Armed with only his pen and paper, the 300 level
mass communication part time student of Tai
Solarin University has released what is without a
doubt an outstanding debut album. Titled
RapSoDi Olamide’s 1st offering is a 16 tracker.
Sometime in 2000, Olamide decided he would like
to pursue a career in music. When asked why
music the Fast rising Rap Artiste says “I found out
I was gifted in it so I had to explore it, it’s my life,
my hustle, my world”. In 2010 fresh faced
Olamide performed on arguably the biggest stage
in the Nigerian Music scene; “The Hip Hop World
Awards”.
Olamide’s road to fame is one for the history
books, this time one year ago he was a regular kid
growing up in the Heart of Lagos Mainland;
Bariga. Even though Olamide insists he is still that
Bariga boy a lot has changed in his life. Today he
is Olamide a Recording Artiste signed onto I'd CABASA’s CODED TUNEZ Record label and
managed by Industry heavy weight Toni Payne.
Make no mistake his celebrity status was not
handed to him on a silver platter, an immense
amount of hard work and pure unbridled talent is
responsible for the man we see today.
The un-assuming Olamide has performed at
almost every major event in Lagos this year and
continues to headline shows left right and center.
What is it about Olamide that has made him a
fans’ favourite? Olamide raps in a unique blend of
Yoruba and English with lyrics that will leave the
listener both speechless and intrigued. Olamide’s
dexterity is one of the many things that endear
him to his fans.
One minute he is delivering his rap in fluent
English and the next he switches effortlessly into
Yoruba. Ambitious Olamide will tell you he is still
on his way there and if given a chance would
fancy collaborations with International Superstars;
Jay-Z, Ludacris, Drake, and Lil’ Wayne.
Where Olamide is silent his songs speak for him,
Eni Duro, Apa ti jabo and Omo toh shan (featuring
Wizkid) are currently on heavy rotation in several
Radio stations and Music TV channels within and
outside Nigeria. His Debut Album sees a bevy of
Nigerian hip hop artistes making guest
appearances, some of which are; ID CABASA,
LORD OF AJASA, 9ICE, REMINICE, WIZKID, TERRY
THA RAPMAN and management mate ADOL.
Focused entirely on his chosen career path when
asked for his other interests asides music Olamide
replied “Music is all I know and all I do”.
The Rapper comes complete with a mission
statement “I am here to preach realness generally
and make the youths believe in whatever they do
and what little they have because with God
everything is possible”. In an industry filled with
Artistes spitting in American accents whether real
or imagined it is a relief to have at least one
artiste we can call 100% Naija. Olamide is the new
face of Nigerian Hip Hop; Young, Talented,
Dedicated, True to his Calling and he is set for
bigger and better things.
Olamide’s Debut Album RapSoDi is available in
stores and even on street corners; there is
absolutely no reason why you should not boast of
a copy in your music collection. As Olamide says
on Track one of his Album “I’m Going in” I
suggest we all go in.
Asides his debut album you can also listen to
Olamide’s verse on Samklef’s Mi Ole Beru,
amazing stuff.
Remember “Olamide is here just like the 1st day
of the year” and if that didn’t do it for you then
I’ll leave you with this line “Like Java I’ve got
game I’m from the project and I’ve got fame tell
me why the eff I gats go dey fill form for MTN
project fame”
lately has has had mad collabo with alot of
nigerian big names
Real Name :
Olamide Adedeji
Aliases
YBNL
Badoo
Date of Birth
1989-03-15
Online Contact Info
www.facebook.com/Olamide
@OlamideAdedeji
Labels
Codedtunes
YBNL Nation

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