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We Youth And Tenagers Just Usually Observe That We Act Some Funny Ways Which You Won't Expect, The Reasons Is That We Can't Cheat Nature, Here Are The Reason:
- They Like To See Things Happen Immediately.
- They Manifest Youthful Sex Drive With Limited Knowledge Of The Consequence.
- Their Libido Is Very High And They Fall In And Out Of Love Incessantly.
- They Look For Jobs Even When They Are Least Qualified To Get Them.
- They Desire Adult Status In Dressing, Smoking And Financial Management.
Which One Have You Ever Experienced?

Can't stop laughing when i saw this post on IG, Nigerian are great scientists, you will ask me why.............. it is because Nigeria are very creative in research through scientific methods. In how many month now that selfie stick was introduced in Nigeria, Nigerians had implemented their own selfie stick..... The problem is just that we depend on the information or discovery of the white man scientist to implement our own technology.

The world is now going crazy for the ladies, they are now the scientists of themselves thereby creating fetish ideas. what does this insinuate?

When you give her #20 million on a loan for facial surgery and after shes back to Nigeria you could not recognize her again, and you have rally round the whole states looking for her, even the chickens and eagles her searching for her. if it were you, what will you do?

What Is Wrong With This Photo Of Nollywood Actor?

If a country could have an honour, i wonder who Nigeria will choose: 1. Jamaica can never 4get = BOB MARLEY 2. America can never 4get = MICHEAL JACKSON 3. South Africa can never 4get = MANDELA 4. Argentina can never 4get = MARADONA 5. England can never 4get = QUEEN ELIZABETH 6. Nigeria can never 4get who....... .

Nigeria Politics.....

When you realize the empty bottles in your house is not a waste

I said I wanted to be a medical doctor but am a graphic designer now

Gone are those days when we were all in secondary school that the teacher will ask each student what they want to become and am sure you were part of those that predicted to become one great man.
So when your teacher asked what you wanted to become, what was your reply and what have you achieved today?

It's been an high time I have been paying for train fare as a student, of which the state government had made it mandatory that the so called "checkers" should not collect any fare from a student after even showing their I.D Card. They even go to the extent of suing me because I don't have enough money with me. So many problems and challenges I have faced in the rail transportation.
Our able PMB should please specialize this areas into the 2016 budget in the aspect of train transportation
1. He should make rail transportation easy for we the people of the nation just as air transportation.
2. He should help us to reduce the fare from #250 to #50.
3. There should be security operatives that knows the law in each coach so that people won't be harassed by the so called "checkers".
4. He should help us to caution the checkers not to allow overcrowding in the train, so many citizens had died through this over-crowding because there's no ventilation and so many are suffering from diseases which needs them ot have fresh air always.
5. There should be traffic lights for the train, especially where there is railway crossing, just to minimize the death of citizens.
You are free to add any of your observations. THANK YOU

I went to visit a friend who got wedded 17 years ago, to my greatest amazement I hoped to see a glorious family who is booming but it was still the same couples that wedded that I still met alone in that big mansion they built.
I was later sat down and told the story of how things had been since the day of their marriage, I was really sobered and felt perplexed of what I was hearing from the husband of the couples. Now is story had been half solved but still need advises from people like you that's why I have decided to bring up this story here. This was how it went
"My wife had never conceived for a good 27 years, we had been to so many places but all proved abortive, we then both decided to leave the country and travel abroad because we had lost faith in bearing a child and I love my wife so much, I can never leave her nor cheat on her.
After some few weeks we got to abroad, I and my wife went for shopping and there she saw a very big fish, the fish was so gigantic and enticing, my wife then called my attention to the fish. But I told her to ignore it that it was not why we are here, my wife still insist on buying the fish after so many trials of persuading her thought away from the fish.
When we got home, she immediately brought out a knife and started slicing the fish into pieces, as she continued cutting it a black nylon suddenly came out of the fish, her thinking was that the fish eat it when it was in the sea.
Her mind then told her to open it, after she had opened it she saw a paper rolled, when she unrolled the paper she saw a writing inscribed in the paper and decided to glance through it. As she glanced through it, she saw her and her husband name written this way "I bunmi vows that once this paper is still tied in this nylon, you shall never conceive untill you die" and bunmi happened to be the sister of my wife living with us since me and my wife married.
As she saw the paper, she quickly summoned on me and we urgently came back to Nigeria. After bunmi was severally beating she was later arrested before she could confess to the incident, that she threw it into the sea in Lagos. Now that he has seen the partial solution to his problem, what should he do and what should be the reward of this sister called bunmi?

Let's share our christmas experience, where were you on 25th of Dec., 2015. Where did you spend your christmas and share your experiences of where you visited?

As for me I don't have money to go out, so I spent my christmas indoor, waiting for PHCN to supply us light. But to no avail, we were in a day darkness on christmas day. When we suppose to be given a full day supply of light without ceasing or any interruption.

During the raining season, we discover that the weather is always very cold, so as during the dry season (Aug - Dec) there is always a serious change in the weather, which we call harmattan. But I discover that this two different season are not so much different because it is always cold. What are the features that makes the harmattan different from the cold during raining season?

During the raining season, we discover that the weather is always very cold, so as during the dry season (Aug - Dec) there is always a serious change in the weather, which we call harmattan. But I discover that this two different season are not so much different because it is always cold. What are the features that makes the harmattan different from the cold during raining season?

Na only theory we do o, we never do the practical. But we are working on it, guys and ladies you can apply for the practical aspect of it

Ladies where are you, I was ordered to upload pics o. You might be there if I upload the pics o. Should I?

These are the 12 best $ex positions for women that you
definitely aren’t trying (but totally should). People often
underestimate the importance of $ex positions.
According to Dr. Yvonka, clinical $exologist, “Mastering the
positioning of your bodies together is an essential part to
making sure that the experience is pleasurable for everyone
involved. And yes, you may find yourself in numbers of three or
more, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.
However, you’re in charge of your own pleasure and speaking
up when something doesn’t feel right during $ex. Each of our
bodies is designed differently and therefore, when something
doesn’t feel good, say something and switch it up!

1. The Snake
“For women who want to reach orgasm during intercourse, The
Snake tends to be a favorable position,” says Astroglide’s
resident $exologist, Dr. Jess.
You lie on your stomach and your partner lies on top of you
(entering from behind if desired). You place your hand or a toy
beneath your pubic mound or vulva, and rub and grind with the
weight of your body while your partner pumps on top.”

2. Tantra
“I practice Tantra. Tantra has much more to do with spirituality
than $ex. The $exual benefits of practicing some form of Tantra
seems to be mind-boggling; from developing the ability to be
multiply orgasmic (yes, men too); to the ecstatic energetic
orgasms that last way longer than most of our measly 10 second
experiences.
The main text of Tantric $exual practice is the Kama Sutra,”
says Nikeema Lee, an author, intimate relationship coach, and
certified law of attraction guide.

3. The Tripod
“While standing against or near a wall, your partner holds up
one of your knees firmly in one hand and then makes love to
you face to face. It then leaves the other hands free to explore
and caress both of your bodies. It allows him to penetrate you
deeper,” says Lee.

4. The Cat
n this position, you lie on their stomach while your partner
grabs hold of your ankles in their right hand, lifts them high up
and penetrates you, all while rubbing your face, neck and chest
with the other hand, says Lee. Talk about a workout. This
position is best if you’re working with a man that’s well-
endowed.

5. The Flower in Bloom
“You draw up both of your knees until they nestle your
BR*ASTS; your feet rest in your partner’s armpits.
Your partner cups and lifts the buttocks with their palms
spreads the thighs and places the heels next to their hips, while
you caress your BR*ASTS,” says Lee.
This position is ideal for a man with small pen*s. Who knew!

6. Cowgirl
“This position is great for women struggling with achieving
orgasm. Again, a common misconception is that orgasm
‘should’ only be achieved through penetration, but this is
hardly the case for most women.
We need clitor*l stimulation and cowgirl is excellent for this.
As you’re on top of your partner grinding back and forth (yes
gentlemen, grinding, not bouncing), it simultaneously
stimulates the clitoris and provides the pleasure of penetration,
which leads to a fantastic orgasm,” says Dr. Yvonka.
Take it slow, spend time on the movement of your hips forwards
and backwards, and really finding the perfect balance of
friction.

7. Bottoms Up
Sometimes, “doggy” style can be painful for women because it
may get a bit too deep for comfort. And despite what
p*rnography tells you, deeper is not generally better. Dr.
Yvonka shares that if you prop your hips with a pillow or a
fancy ready-made $ex wedge pillow, it could help with
perfecting the angle and it begins to feel quite nice this way.
“I usually encourage using a small bullet or vibrator in this
position while you’re gently being taken from behind. You will
have an orgasm that blows your mind,” she says.

8. Face Up Wheelbarrow
“I’m not caught up with all the names these days as they seem to
change regularly, but this one is sort of a wheelbarrow position
—only you’re face up with your partner grabbing your legs on
either side. Or, you can place them on his shoulders while he’s
on his knees facing you.
This feels great for both partners because it narrows the vaginal
walls and allows for a tighter grip. If you aren’t up on doing
your regular kegel exercises, I’d definitely recommend this
one,” says Dr. Yvonka.
Again, adding a little vibrator for clitor*l stimulation is an
excellent way to heighten the orgasms.

9. The Lazy Dog
This is totally the lazy man’s doggy style! “The girl lays on her
stomach with her legs slightly together, almost like she’s getting
ready to do a plank exercise. The man comes from behind, just
like doggy style. It’s better when the girl’s bums arches up a
little bit,” says Chelsea McCain, Adult Empire’s $ex toy
manager.
“I like this position because who doesn’t want to be the lazy one
sometimes during $ex? You can get your hair pulled easily and
your a$$ is still in a good position for his view.

10. Adapted/Flat Doggie Style
“I like pressure on my lower abdomen, so moving from doggie
to laying-down-doggie has always been one of my favorites. It’s
a little difficult to get the heights right, but it’s good when the
guy’s standing up and I’m at the edge of some surface (like a
bed or a table),” says Alex Fine, founder and CEO of DAME
Products, creator of the #1 crowd-funded $ex toy, Eva.

11. Missionary
“I do love missionary position, and think it gets too much flack
because it’s traditional. It’s still a great position, and women
can easily change it up by bending her knees or by having the
man alter the angle at which his body relates to hers,” says Fine.
12. 69
“I love 69-ing and I think we should include that more often in
our minds as a $ex position. It gives the woman clitor*l
stimulation, which isn’t always received during penetrative
$ex,” says Fine.

I recently observed It so obvious that 70% of the whole world are celebrating what we called "CHRISTMAS" of which we know it's a day set aside to celebrate the death and ressurection of our Lord Jesus Christ. But to look at it deeply, are many in christ, as the of 2 cor. 5:17 says "if any man is in christ is a new man, old things will pass away all things will become new" are we a friend of Jesus Christ or is it that we just want to eat the rice and chicken of His birthday.
Taking a clear example, we don't go to the birthday of a someone we don't know except we are invited by your friend who is an intimate friend to the celebrant, but I trust me, you are only going there to eat rice and chicken. It is only the friends of the celebrant that will be given gifts. That is how it is to Jesus, there are some that are celebrating the birthday of Jesus Christ by just eating rice and chicken alone and some will eat and be given gift, who are those that will be given gift, they are only the friend of Jesus Christ (Proverb 14:28).
Do not think he is giving you the wordly gift, he his going to give you a devine gift from heaven, a gift someone had never received, a gift that will surprsie the whole world (John 15:13-20) Why don't you join the friends of Jesus today so that you can benefit from him on friday. The bible say man shall not be by bread alone but by the word that comes out of the mouth of God, so this means don't be an eater of rice and chicken, partner and invesst with Jesus today and you will see a turn around in your life.
He still need more friends and that friend is you, he is waiting for you to surrender yourself so that you can be counted. Are you ready to be his friend?

torpedo92:
Picture or we won't believe

Picture of what do you want me to post, is it when we were having the sex or the picture of me and my wife?

I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great. She is always demanding s*x.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we Reproduce at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together. I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had s3x there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Please help me. I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family. I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

In a football stadium, there were 200 seats and a boy estimated all the people in the stadium to be 246. 23 footballers were on the field playing ball while the match was been broad casted on every TV stations, with a referee and two team leaders of the two club respectively and no one is allowed to stand in the stadium. Who are the remaining people in the stadium?

In a football stadium, there were 200 seats and a boy estimated all the people in the stadium to be 246. 23 footballers were on the field playing ball while the match was been broad casted on every TV stations, with a referee and two team leaders of the two club respectively and no one is allowed to stand in the stadium. Who are the remaining people in the stadium?

By Yetunde Arebi Hi! After my two-part article on why women have sex, I received several messages from readers who were interested in knowing quite the opposite, why women don’t want to have sex.One guy said if it was true that women have sex for all the reasons mentioned, then, they have enough reasons to have sex almost every day. Another wanted to know why once married, most women lose interest in sex and all they do is find excuses for their lack of interest. He went on to postulate that if women gave enough sex to their husbands, then they would be less tempted to cheat on them. I told him I did not totally agree with that position. How does one determine the quantity of sex that a partner needs to be satisfied? Having sex with a partner every time it is demanded does not mean that the sex is satisfactory or that it will hold him down. Even the most beautiful vaginas have been cheated on and it is hardly all of the time that sex is the reason for cheating. besides, lack of interest in sex is not limited to the female partner alone. Like it or not, men also do lose interest in sex with their partners and are partly responsible for their women’s lack of interest in sex sometimes too. I thought we could run through some of the reasons women often do not want sex; from the commonly given reasons to less talked about emotional and psychological inhibitors. *Always, communication tops my list in all relationships. If the communication is good, the two way channels are open and fluid, there is trust and honesty on both sides, the first hurdle has already been conquered. Lack of adequate and meaningful communication is a key problem in relationships and it affects both partners. Often times, couples can’t honestly discuss their sexual preferences. A number of men force theirs on their women, while the women find it difficult to turn them down or insist on how they want the sex performed. Another common error on the part of women is that they assume that their man must figure out how to provide good sex that they will enjoy without them having to spell things out. We forget that guys are human and lack the powers to read minds. *Medical and psychological issues may often result in loss of sexual desires. In a study carried out by Dr. Edward Laumann of the Medical Centre, University of Chicago which are published in the New England Journal of Medicine, 47 percent of women suffer sexual dysfunction compared to 31 percent of men. Also, 43 percent women reported low libido, 34 percent were unable to reach orgasm and 39 percent had vagina dryness problems. Some of the reasons listed for these include medical conditions such as diabetes, thyroid disease, anaemia, hormonal disorder, pregnancy and childbirth, menopause, hysterectomy, Vaginal disorder such as Vaginismus or Biathlon’s cysts, lack of sensation due to decrease muscle tone in the vagina, aging, obesity, or medical problems that affect the sex hormones, (estrogen and testosterone) among others. Emotional, physical or psychological issues such as low self esteem, bad body image, stressful lifestyle, depression, anxiety and sexual abuse. Female sexual dysfunction according to Cindy Meston, a Psychology Professor from the University of Texas, is characterised by a lack of desire, libido and orgasm and it affects about one-third of women at some point in their lives. Still wondering why some women often don’t want sex? *The psychological composition of the two sexes are quite different. Women are more emotionally involved in sex while it is more physical for men. While men think about the places to have sex, women think more about the reasons to have sex. Sometimes, if a woman is not convinced of the need to have sex, she is likely to turn a guy down. God or bad, some women think of sex as a reward versus punishment process. If the guy has been good to them, then he deserves a treat, otherwise, he can stew for a while to get his priorities right. *This next one might seem over flogged but it is true nonetheless. The daily routine of life may sometimes be so overwhelming that sex is removed off the front burner of important issues of life. After all, who has ever paid for goods and services with sex all the time? Even a prostitute has to part with money at some point if she wants to get things done. Pressure from work, taking care of the children and the house, financial issues and juggling to make ends meet, family and in-law pressure all can take its toll on anyone, this time guys inclusive. God forbid if there are special challenges involved, eg, a special need child, loss of job or a medical challenge. Pressure and stress from these situation often override the need for sex, which is often seen as a pleasure ride by women rather than a need. *Sexual incompatibility is another problem. This could mean that one partner desires or need to have sex more often than the other, or one does not have need for it at all. yes, there are people who are asexual and have no interest in sexual activities. It is obvious that sexually incompatible partners will have problems in their relationship. Sometimes, a loss of affection might be a reason. A sexual relationship must be full of intimacy. There must be regular touching, hugging, kissing, endearments, gifts, (they don’t have to be expensive) dates, (even after marriage). Often times, couple simply settle into a routine after getting married. For some men, the reason could be that once the courtship period is over, it is time to settle into real life situation of home and family building, the monkey business is over. so, they no longer create time and attention to do all those things they did to woo their spouses in the first place. Women also have been known to become complacent with their men, believing that with the ring now on their finger, the man is theirs and have nowhere to go. The premarital sex and over flowing show of affection and love was to hook him to them or negotiate a ring on their fingers. Though sex might not actually be the most important part of marriage, it is the oil that lubricates the wheel that moves a relationship and so, its importance cannot be undermined. Sex may not become a problem until one of the partners begin to complain about it. Do have a lovely day!

Okay, we know the most common one: most women lie about the “O” word. But there are other things besides that the modern woman lies about. Very often! THEIR first gig For most adult women, the first sexual experience is unforgettable and probably the best ever. Even if they have not kept in touch with their first man, they remember him with fondness if he did not leave them pregnant and stranded with a baby. But will they ever tell their man this? Never. Studies show the average woman lies about the age at which she was disvirgined, adding anything between 2 and 10 years to the age. For instance, if a woman got disvirgined at 14, she is likely to put the figure at 20 to her current man. Men, on the other hand, openly boast about their earlier sexual conquests. That they check out other men A man might be so close to the girl in his life that he would point out other women’s body parts that he finds attractive and everybody would have a good laugh. On the other hand, a woman would never do that. If she thinks the guy next door has a cute ass, she never, ever mentions it to the man in her life. Not only would she not mention it, she would never ever even make the blunder of oogling the attractive derriere when their man is around. Studies show women make lewd jokes about other men when they are with girlfriends just as much as men do, and they even fantasie but are great about hiding it. That she hates cooking A few years down the line, many relationships run into crisis on this account- many many women just do not like to cook. In our part of the world, girls are raised not only to learn how to cook but to happily cook for other people for the rest of their lives, three times a day. If they cannot live up to that ‘simple’ responsibility, they are complete failures, especially in relationships. Women are therefore happy to pretend to be kitchen genies at the beginning of relationships and would never The reason that hot new househelp gets a shaven head and the girlfriend is told jokingly to do her top buttons up is not because she does not trust her girlfriend or the maid but because she certainly does not trust her man. Her man might ask the question a dozen times- “honey, do you trust me?” and her answer would be a big fat lying “Yes”

Nice one

Gut$y01: A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day,
she traveled 2 visit her frnd in OAU, she fell
sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She
later called her mum & said...
GIRL: Hello ma
MUM: Dat place is silent, where ar u?
GIRL: I'm in OAU
MUM: Oluwa o se o
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Jesu o se o, Olorun ti doju ti ogun ile
wa ti ko fe kio kawe (laughing & dancing)
GIRL: typhoid fever ni
MUM: typhoid fever ni course ti won fun e,
course gidi ni o, kawe e daadaa o
GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro
MUM: Olorun ma je, 4 years lo ma lo loruko
Jesu.
Please don't laff alone, send it to your friends
and make their day Have a
wonderful day peeps""scootj says good morning

A 45-year-old commercial driver, Saturday Akpomose,
narrowly escaped death last Saturday, after he was
attacked by seven dogs at Ajah area of Lagos State. The
timely intervention of residents and passers-by saved the
driver from the dogs.
Akpomose, who hails
from Akwa Ibom
State, had gone to
the area with his wife
to visit his in-law, Mr.
Christian Peter,
when the dogs
pounced on him.
Vanguard gathered
that the dogs, owned
by a Navy Captain,
were being taken out
to ease themselves
at a nearby
uncompleted
building, when they
saw Akpomose and pounced on him.
The matter was reported at Ogombo Police Division,
which referred Akpomose to the General Hospital at
Akodo, for immediate treatment due to the severity of his
injuries.
His story
When Vanguard visited the victim in the hospital, he said:
“My wife and I went to visit my in-law on Sunday. He lives
at Okun Ajah Road, in Eti-Osa East Local Council
Development Area. Later, on Tuesday morning, I just
strolled out of the compound and came across the dogs.
“As I stepped out, I saw a security man coming out with
several dogs. They were very huge Alsatian dogs. I was
terrified when I saw them and as I tried to go back in,
they overpowered the man holding them.
“As I bent down to pick a stone and scare them away,
they pounced on me and that was all I knew. They bit me
in almost all parts of my body. As I screamed, some
residents came out and tried to scare away the dogs with
sticks.
“My screams even woke up my in-law who was asleep in
the house. At a time, I became weak and unconscious
and it was the people who rushed me to the hospital.”
Dogs’ owner intervenes
When Vanguard visited the residence of the dogs’ owner,
the Chief Security Officer attached to the building, who
identified himself simply as Victor, said: “Immediately I
got back home, I explained his condition to my boss who
directed me to see his family and take a decision on how
to transfer the victim to his own private hospital for
proper medical attention.
“We have bought all the drugs they asked us to buy. We
are showing the receipt to you just to let you know that
we care about the victim.”

Hi everyone...

I've been carrying this burden in my heart for some time now, and I feel its time I let it out.

Dear christians, you're gradually replacing our lord's name (Christ) with the letter X why?

To be honest its very bad...we're christians, we carry the image of christ not X. So I see no reason why people should say I'm an Xtian or merry Xmas etc.

X if you're a mathematics student simply means unknown. So replacing christ name with X simply means that you have an unknown identity.

It means you no longer bear the image of christ, but an unknown image.

I know we all aren't perfect, and we are all subject to mistakes...but I pray that as God has opened our eyes to the truth, we would learn to call his son rightfully, and refrain from replacing his identity with an unknown letter.

I was going to the conference hall at the federal college of education in osiele, ogun and I spotted this sister sleeping why lecture was busy going on. What could make her be sleeping by this time when others are busy jotting down and is there no punishment for any sort of misbehaviors in lecture room because I know it's not like this in secondary school?

Here

This is the cultural day of a school, who rocked the most outfit?