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He has always been in Coma........





God be with you till we meet again.

She's sexy.

This is Femi Adesina handwriting.

iamkingzlee:
Whyy naa

Lol, you know how some girls dey behave na

DrayZee:
Have you heard of Sugar mummies & daddies?

It cures everything bro.

Bro, have you seen a successful "sugar boy or sugar girl" before?


It's just like blood money, (e nor dey last)

Danmaiduguri:
Wats do u know of BH, just kip quiet

You that is the commander general of the BH terrorist group, can you tell us what you know about them.

Akuya

shamecurls:
Jeez!

You dull!

Yeah, just like your dad Bro.

shamecurls:
A dull person like you being a "Visa agent" is another mystery. Your clients must have changed there middle-names to "Refusals". I sincerely wont blame you for there predicaments, I will solely blame them for foolishly believing a dull person like you can secure them a visa when actually its legally a DIY thing.

Your dullness must have chosen the part for you! Who does not know the website to an airline that makes you believe you can earn a living by booking for others? Its 2017 man! Wake-up!

Lol, I see your dad transferred it to you.


But guess what, I don't want you to end up like him.

shamecurls:


You really dull man!

How you were able to access the internet with such dumbness is a mystery

Lol, it's a mystery your father and I can comprehend.


Remember that his dumbness is second to none.


Say hello to him.

Kcee should come and learn.

And the title of this blockbusting romantic movie is,


"The signs and wonders of the diick"




Zimbabweans

So Buhari is the biological father of the late Dagrin?





What a lovely father and son relationship.



Predicting their death.

Lol, that's how they showed us a poor innocent old farmer and called him a BH leader.

My Gawd......!!!!!!


All these oyibo nor go use design kill us.



And here I am thinking of how to buy Toyota camry (pencil light) with my little savings.

The two zombies above me lacks enjoyment in their lives.



Dem just dey yarn nonsense.

He works with the Ministry of Agriculture and Animal Husbandry.





#Rubbish.

Muhammadu Buhari, born 17th December 1942, a first class Jihad graduate of the prestigious BH university, Sambisa Avenue, Bornu State,

PhD in Islamic studies (School of Islamic studies, Saudi Arabia),

Post graduate degree in chasing cows (Daura School of Herdsmanship, Katsina State).

Beautiful mama. We miss you ma.

Atleast, you're not the wife of a late general who belongs to the kitchen and other room. (Sex slave).

Lai Muhammed is just a BIG mistake to this nation.

Op, if this is your school project, I will give you E.


I'm sorry dear.

I guess it cannot cure poverty.

I wish i could fly to Benin city..........



You know the kind Fly wen I dey talk na....

Okay, we've heard what the Lord has done for you by providing money for your flight ticket and protecting you for 3weeks of non stop ♡pleasure♡.




***Takes the microphone away from her***




Next person please.....

Karma has always been a legendary biitch.

Another way to prove that footballers are richer than musicians.



He can decide to employ davido as his Gardner.

A welcome development from the Ekiti State House of Assembly.


God bless Peter Ayodele Fayose.

God be with buhari till we meet again.

So when is he returning from the great beyond?

Who say money is not everything, make e carry poverty like hunch back.

And someone will address Ortom as "Your Excellency"