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Look at the what the useless bastard enjoying our tax payers money is doing to the citizens he is meant to protect....


Peter Obi should come and clean up this rot in our society.

Haakeem:
Go get your self a job and stop wasting your time here in NL.

Useless cop.

Minister of employment and productivity wey still dey drink garri...

Daft unintelligent fellow.

ominilongest:
Eleribu Omo.

That's your father's name I guess.

Amb1045:
thank you attention seeker, you can simply delete your comments, stay aside and watch how reasonable people will contribute to the topic because they know things that do happen here in the south. Lol

Lol, Mr. Copy and paste, things are not done that way.... As you can see from the comments above, you're repeating same cut and join story.

Haakeem:
Oga leave the guy alone.

Be quiet. Thank you as you do so.

Brayonn21:
I’m asking on what to do to curb this situation or I don’t know if my girl will fall for him and sex him later

Bother yourself over something more beneficial....

You're an adult, handle the situation yourself.

Slynation:
Expressing anger over what isn't generating income to your bank account, you can still be reading news which is the primary aim of the this platform...

So the only time you express anger/sadness is when you don't generate income to your bank account?

Don't use your own purpose of joining this forum to conclude for others.

Most people here, their primary aim is to contribute by writing.

So allow him to express himself the best way he can.

Brayonn21:
Like we don’t have sex in her presence when he is still around the room we just gist around sometimes he will be having erection

What is your reason for creating this thread?

Amb1045:
aboki simply mean my friend. So any other meaning you wish to tag it, is none of my business. Still yet keep quite

Lol, no sensible member will buy this your copy and paste bullshit story, Try again next time.

Brayonn21:
I’m not lying I just had to create a new account so as to hide my identity I can’t post it on my main account

Let's assume you're not lying...

If you can boldly ask a lady out, have sex with her and also accomodate your "Guy"

Are you expecting an advice from us?

Amb1045:
you don't know what people goes through in the southern part of the country, so keep quite aboki if you don't have anything to contribute

This is exactly what a daft unintelligent fellow will type...

So everyone who isn't buying your truckload of bullshit cut and join story is an Aboki right?


Shame.

Slynation:
But why do people announce and create threads that they have been banned like there lives depends solely on Nairaland...!!

You leaving this platform is there lost, know this and have rest of mind...

Is there anything wrong in expressing his anger over getting restricted unjustly?

Let him and others be.

Another attention seeking mofo who registered today to drop LIES.

Come up with a better suspense filled and thrilling story line next time....

Really commendable...


Atleast it will save me the stress of passing through the death traps road at Makurdi.

A last born indeed.

Flat characters, they're not dynamic characters.

They keep repeating the same thing all over again and I don't find their skits funny, it's all noise and use of boring background sounds.

To your question; Twyse has an edge over Taoma in my own opinion.

Na that one wan give you headache?

You have not registered for your new voters card, that should be of great concern to you not "Zad"

If she says it means something special to her, let her be.

This is a welcome development by the NPFL management...

Kudos to the Flying Antelopes for complying with the NPFL requirements. This is surely a good way to start the season.

Surely, they must be an “Obidient” police officers....

A new Nigeria begins with you voting for Peter Obi.

What the police officers did is just a clear picture of what we're going to experience when Peter Obi becomes the President.

God bless the Police officers

God bless Peter Obi.

In Warri, we refer to these unstable fools as “Anywhere Belle Face”

Meaning, they can lick your arse if you promise them political appointments.


Unstable fools.

This is a rhetorical question...

Is just like asking us if we can be in the same room with a Black Mamba and not get bitten.


I nor go because of MEAT call COW brother.

If it's to fight DJ CUPPY in bed, Baba go sign all the contract available, but come to the Ring and see Fury, he ran away.

dominique:
This is an old news article of 2005


Did he eventually renovate it?

SWAGA are trying their best to get some votes from the SE region.


Tomorrow, you might see this headline “Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu donated 500,000 cement for the renovation of the SE ravaged by the civil war”

This is politics.

GamalNasser:
What if seun is mynd4

Seun is not that stupid.

GeneralOjukwu:
Sounds like Mynd is yours all day all night.

This is exactly what a daft unintelligent fellow will say...

GeneralOjukwu:
Mynd44 is the best and most unbiased mod here. He has banned a lot of pro Yoruba posters.

It is a testament to his tolerance that you can blatantly lie here and your fellow IPOBs will come in to Like.


Unlike the dumb bigot that banned Yoruba guys up and down.

I trust Seun that fired the fool

Your headache bro.

Seun really needs to look at Mynd44 behavior.

madridguy:

I hope you revenge the cain your mum gave you by giving her

The yam I sowed in Junior Secondary School, I harvested it at the University.

Nature has a way of doing things. That morning, I was leaving ekpoma for Warri so I can get more foodstuffs, I went to Osariemen park just opposite the school gate, but no bus, so I got angry and entered vehicle going to Benin, on getting to Ramat park, I saw her standing waiting for vehicle as well, at first, I was doubtful if it was Edirin because of the gigantic twins I saw on her chest and her round ass.

I quickly jump down from the smokey Audi and went to meet her.

We entered the same vehicle heading to Warri. Na from there I start to play free-kick for her head like Beckham.

candidtalk:
Bro, your mumuism no get part 2. It is in fact one of a kind and completely irredeemable.

This is exactly how a daft unintelligent fellow type.

....It was not a pleasant experience as I was sweating profusely while explaining my English teacher, my mother and her mother.

Back then at Junior Secondary school, I had this strong crush on one of my classmates, (Edirin) it was so strong to the point that if I mistakenly touch her pinafore uniform, (just like the way the woman with the issue of blood touched the helm of Jesus garment), I will be made whole. So, one day, I decided express my feelings for her by writing letter.

The N30 lunch money my father gives me daily, I used it that day to buy envelope and fullscap. I went to a very quiet place in the school during break time and I started writing this letter. When I am done, I tried to figure out who will help me deliver the letter to Edirin, "No One"

So I decided to act smart by slipping the letter inside her bag she left in the class while she was busy playing "Ten-Ten" outside.

Satisfied with this, I went out to meet some friends who gave me Kpokpomadiga to eat before man go die of hunger.

The next day at school, our principal, Mr. Ojo with one of the longest facial marks, came to the class, called my name, and that of Edirin.... I never knew her mom always checked her bags when she returns from school. I saw the letter in the hands of my principal, on reaching the principal office, I saw her mom boiling, then he told me to come along with my parents tomorrow. My mom, who is a no nonsense disciplinarian, thought I had engaged in a free for all fight with neighboring schools which we normally engage ourselves every Friday.

We got to the principal's office almost same time with Edirin and her mom, the principal explained everything to my mom, before my mom could say a word, Edirin's mother started shouting, "Na so dem take dey spoil girls for school, write letter today, get belle tomorrow" "Una nor go train una shidren well"

My mom was angry with the last statement and she replied her perfectly, much to my admiration... The principal calmed the mother's down and ask my English teacher jokingly if I was very good in letter writing, the English teacher said I was good in his subject especially Essay. Then he asked me to explain what I know about having feelings for a woman since I started it clearly that I have feelings for only her... While I was sweating profusely trying to explain so I can bail myself out of the embarrassing situation, my mother picked a cain from the teachers table and gave me two strokes at my back.

Tears and catarrh start to gush out from guy man eyes and nose.... The principal retrieve the cain from my mom and they resolve the issue with the two women surprisingly laughing out of the principal's office.

I avoided Edirin till I left the school, but I saw her when I was in my 200L at the University and we got talking, laughing at what happened years ago... I collected her number, and we decided to meet privately.

GNLD, is that you?

I don't know why they don't move MsDoris thread to front page... But whatever the case may be, the mods should encourage her.