₦airaland Forum

If only Odion Ighalo knew that Manchester United wouldn't have given him a playing time he would have accepted Shanghai Shenhua's £400,000 a week. Imagine converting it to Naira?





Football na money ritual

Chiamaka Ifezue and Emeka Ifezue will suffer for 600 years for letting the devil use them to take Ijeoma away from her loved ones..

We have been managing this little peace in Nigeria until Buhari came around with his 95% and 5% philosophy.



What a divisive element

Chiamaka Ifezue and Emeka Ifezue will suffer for 600 years for letting the devil use them.

They are the same be it APC, APGA, YPP, PDP etc.

They don't really care about us

I'm only interested in what Bola Tinubu said.

So maiming, raping and killing people in their ancestral land is law abiding?




These Northern Elders are MAD

APC Mandate Defenders

Nuttella:
I'm not saying that God killed the lecturer but I want to correct something, God is not too busy for any of us, God is a spirit and he is everywhere. God have our time well well, I love him so much.

Ok.

Nigerian politicians never ceases to amaze me honestly, so of all the problems Akwa Ibom has it is demolition of bill boards that is bordering them??




This Nigeria no balance at all

Innobee99:
Who owns death?

You don't get the message, God is too busy to start thinking about how to kill a lecturer.

If God kills like that, do you think the likes of Buhari would still be alive today??




Wale Oke, no accuse God abeg

God didn't kill the lecturer, Death killed him.

So, we also get Gender Bigot for Nairaland??

Pinetfranceshan:
Interesting, boss. I'll never get married.

Your Choice, YOUR DECISION. Nothing do you bro

johnkey:
foolish man. well there's a simp for every sextoy.

Why the bitterness bro??


If simping gives him joy, why don't you leave him to simp his simping in peace than working yourself up. #Peace

Pinetfranceshan:
I'll never be impressed by this and many others. I'm never gonna marry.

It's a free world brother, you do what pleases you.

As for me, I WILL MARRY THIS YEAR.

Las las na ojuju calabar she cum becum

#Ayamatanga

#30bn

This lie get weight honestly

The truth is that UK love how Nigerian elites run Nigeria because they so much gain from it, so, UK stopping money laundering from Nigeria is an Impossible Happening Tense.

It has gotten so bad in Nigeria that for you to succeed if you ain't careful you must be a criminal or get into one crime or the other.


In fact, we have institutionalized corruption and crime in this country.

denniev:
haha, but sex it's an exercise on its own.
Lalasticlala

Auntie! Auntie! You so much love exercise




Well-done oh

Molahnelson:
Is not
When you are exercising you are gaining

But when you have sex you are losing

Oga! No incure the wrath of the gods

ReeLoaDead:
Mourinho is now looking like the caliber of Gernot Rohr

This comment really made laugh out real loud honestly. Very funny

They are lucky. If I get hold of them d flogging go change gear.

There is no trouble for Cristiano Money Ronaldo, because any fine na money go settle am.



Nothing spoil

Coldie:
Everytime I see comments like this especially when it's coming from igbo people I begin to ask how I ended up in the east

Funniest part of it is that the East don't even know about your existence.




Go look bush oga

Nigeria is completely finished under Buhari and the worst part of it is that he doesn't care if Nigeria is burning provided that nothing happens to his barren cows. But, I can cry more than the bereaved.





North Loves Buhari

That's good because what is good for Boniface is also good for Boninyash.

Welcome to Nigeria where common ordinary simple question is being answered with beating, kicking, stabbing, matchetting.


Welcome to Nigeria where the president will budget #17bn presidential villa alone but will want to borrow #8bn from dormant account.

I sorry for Nigeria